DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/20/2006 Duedate: 04/01/2006
MORDANT ARENA
DM-1 TURN-541
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MESSIAH
MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
(1-7607) [15-3-3,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HREOWAN T.S. TALON VOLKSIE
SWEORDMASTERS (138) VORTEX (571)
(1-7669) [10-2-2,130] (1-7740) [6-2-1,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BELESARIUS SPEEDWELL
ROMAN EMPIRE (531) LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
(1-7122) [19-22-1,83] (1-7667) [10-2-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SWEORDMASTERS (138)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 66
2. DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 46 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
3. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 41 Unchartered Team
4. VORTEX (571) 23
5. SEA DOGS (575) 14 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 4 1 1 80.0 1/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 10 5 0
2/ 2*SEA DOGS (575) 9 3 0 75.0 2/ 6 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 8 7 0
3/ 1*JGW'S DARKNESS (574) 9 6 2 60.0 3/ 5 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 8 7 0
4/ 5 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 56 43 1 56.6 4/ 1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 7 3 0
5/ 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 386 367 50 51.3 5/ 4 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 7 5 0
6/ 0*AGENTS OF ISIRIS (587) 1 1 0 50.0 6/10*SEA DOGS (575) 6 2 0
7/ 7 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 141 142 21 49.8 7/ 8 WIND STORM (144) 5 3 0
8/ 9*STEEL LEGION (581) 14 15 0 48.3 8/ 3*JGW'S DARKNESS (574) 5 5 1
9/ 8 LETHAL HERITAGE (572) 22 24 2 47.8 9/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 5 7 1
10/11 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 297 326 29 47.7 10/ 0*DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 4 1 1
11/10 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 240 265 16 47.5 11/11*STEEL LEGION (581) 3 5 0
12/13 WIND STORM (144) 426 532 30 44.5 12/ 9 LETHAL HERITAGE (572) 2 4 0
13/12*VORTEX (571) 16 20 2 44.4 13/13*VORTEX (571) 2 6 0
14/14 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 436 659 13 39.8 14/ 0*AGENTS OF ISIRIS (587) 1 1 0
15-15 ARENA FELINES (559) 10 16 1 38.5 15/15 GUNS-N-ROSES (314) 1 2 1
16/16 GUNS-N-ROSES (314) 54 94 9 36.5 16-14*JGW PERISHABLE (409) 1 4 0
17-17*JGW PERISHABLE (409) 4 9 0 30.8 17-17*BAM BAMX (577) 1 5 0
18-18*JGW'S ABSTRACT (573) 9 21 0 30.0 18-18*JGW'S ABSTRACT (573) 0 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20*BAM BAMX (577) 1 10 0 9.1 19-19 ARENA FELINES (559) 0 1 0
20-21*POKER GREATS (580) 0 1 0 0.0 20-21*POKER GREATS (580) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 540): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 424): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 548): BUD SMITH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 547): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 544): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 539): QUIP of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 530): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 529): SCYTHE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 503): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 218): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 205): NICKLEBACK of MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 378): DIED of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): 2 PHAT 2 of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 422): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 540): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 424): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 548): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 543): I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 547): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 544): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 539): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 530): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 529): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 503): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 218): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): none
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 205): none
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 378): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 422): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
(turn 542): ICE FOX of OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 546): HORNED ONE of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): TURTLEFACE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): HARANDUR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 377): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! The boys at MANNEQUIN'S BEST left the arena
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by SWEORDMASTERS. Good show! He
who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe JGW'S
DARKNESS. Last week they got 1-4-0 to drop by 5! What's a move up by 4 you ask?
(alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to DEATH'S DOOR.
SEA DOGS posted a nice gain, to come in 6th. Everybody loves a winner... The boys
at DESOLATE TEMPLE are walking tall, as they are ranked 10th on their first try!
Going for the Duelmaster soon? Practice pays for ENURAM, who pummelled GESHI
SCRIVENER, to pocket 21 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking
and practice more, after losing 10 points to T.S. TALON VOLKSIE. (Discrete enough,
LORD DOOM?) Well, Duelmaster MESSIAH Bloodfeuded GUNS-N-ROSES' NITE TRAIN. Is a
14-3-3 good enough? MESSIAH successfully staved off a grab for the roses by NITE
TRAIN of GUNS-N-ROSES. Does MORDANT have no one talented enough to dethrone him? So
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds
like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Perhaps the warriors of DEATH'S DOOR
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of
DEATH'S DOOR found their efforts at combat frustrated as WIND STORM apparently had
more important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, KILL ME PLEASE
could open up a fast food joint! Willing to win at any cost is HREOWAN, who
challenged KILL ME PLEASE, 11 points junior. Our sympathies, KILL ME PLEASE! I
thought HREOWAN showed great skill and promise when he overcame KILL ME PLEASE. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Word has it SWEORDMASTERS is planning on terminating more VOID members, if they have
so little to fear from revenge... Questions are being raised about the disposing of
severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in MORDANT would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in MORDANT is the highlight of my life. As the
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to
leave this place. MORDANT, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my
bill at Conan's Place. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MESSIAH 7607 15 3 3 127 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HELLACIOUS 7541 16 3 0 192 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
HREOWAN 7669 10 2 2 130 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
TERCERO ENCANTO 7635 11 1 1 111 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
NITE TRAIN 6583 9 9 3 100 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
KILL ME PLEASE 1721 15 5 0 97 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
SPEEDWELL 7667 10 2 0 95 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARACALLA 7115 9 5 0 94 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLD FART 1723 13 7 0 87 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
BELESARIUS 7122 19 22 1 83 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627 15 4 2 80 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
OLD HAG 4086 8 6 0 72 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CATIFF 7734 5 1 0 66 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
LAN 6724 7 8 0 63 WIND STORM (144)
KANDRIS 6612 11 13 1 62 WIND STORM (144)
BLACK PLAGUE 1720 9 11 0 61 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
-MY MICHELLE 6652 1 1 0 60 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KRAZY KAT 7525 4 2 0 56 ARENA FELINES (559)
ROOKIE MANAGER 7639 11 18 1 52 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
CLODIUS AESOPUS 7116 8 10 0 48 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
JIMMY WONG 7674 8 3 1 44 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
DAEL 7696 6 1 1 44 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
BRUJAH 7730 5 3 1 34 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
T.S. TALON VOLKSIE 7740 6 2 1 33 VORTEX (571)
-ROCKET QUEEN 6674 4 2 1 31 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
S.S.'S TWIN 4085 8 6 0 30 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
BOOMER 7741 7 4 0 30 WIND STORM (144)
-GANGREL 7733 3 2 0 30 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
-LAST REBEL 5896 3 2 0 29 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
REDBEARD 7728 3 0 0 29 SEA DOGS (575)
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724 3 0 0 29 SEA DOGS (575)
-VENTRUE 7731 2 1 0 28 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
-COBALT 7784 4 2 0 27 STEEL LEGION (581)
-GOLD 7787 4 0 0 27 STEEL LEGION (581)
BASKET CASE 7722 3 0 0 27 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
WOEBEGONE 7795 2 2 0 27 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
TUNGSTEN 7788 4 4 0 26 STEEL LEGION (581)
-SWEET CHILD 6687 3 0 0 25 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
SALAMANDER 7769 5 3 1 24 WIND STORM (144)
-SQUIRREL NUT 7793 2 0 0 24 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PATIENCE 6716 2 0 1 23 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
BALLAST 7727 2 0 0 23 SEA DOGS (575)
DEATH'S ESCORT 7720 2 1 1 22 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
ENURAM 7851 1 0 1 21 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
T.S. POISON IVY 7737 4 4 0 20 VORTEX (571)
-DURBAN POISON 7716 3 3 0 18 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
BEERIN BOTTLEMAN 7802 2 4 0 18 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
MALKAVIAN 7732 1 3 0 18 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
-GORRILLA 7757 1 1 0 17 BAM BAMX (577)
-TURTLE POWER 7714 3 3 0 16 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
COMICUS 7207 3 1 0 16 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-BLACK CAT 7527 1 0 0 15 ARENA FELINES (559)
SOULCRUSHER 7799 2 3 0 14 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-TENDER VITTLES 7523 0 6 0 14 ARENA FELINES (559)
LORD DOOM 7723 2 1 1 13 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
-EARLY MISTY 7717 1 5 0 12 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
FENDER BENDER 7859 1 0 0 12 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
CONNAVAR 7858 1 0 0 12 AGENTS OF ISIRIS (587)
-LAP LOVER 7665 1 5 1 11 ARENA FELINES (559)
-CROW'S NEST GUY 7726 1 0 0 11 SEA DOGS (575)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TARMON GAI'DON 7789 1 0 0 11 WIND STORM (144)
CALIS 7849 1 0 0 11 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
RANDOM MANIAC 7800 1 5 1 9 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
N'AZADAR 7850 1 0 0 8 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-VERMILION 7823 1 0 0 7 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
-MONKEY II 7792 0 1 0 7 BAM BAMX (577)
HORTATOR 7791 0 2 0 6 SEA DOGS (575)
-TIGER 7754 0 2 0 6 BAM BAMX (577)
-COW 7758 0 2 0 6 BAM BAMX (577)
BLACKENED 7721 1 2 0 5 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
OVERLORD 7719 1 2 0 5 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
QUINTUS 7822 1 2 0 5 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
RELLIK 7852 1 0 0 5 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
FROST 7815 0 3 0 3 STEEL LEGION (581)
KAZACH 7853 0 1 0 1 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-PURPLE HAZE 7827 0 1 0 1 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
DECADO 7857 0 1 0 1 AGENTS OF ISIRIS (587)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GESHI SCRIVENER 550 0 1 0 1 ENURAM 7851 541 NONE
MADDENED BELLHOP 7801 3 2 0 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 121 DEATH'S ESCORT 7720 540
SWISS MISS 7715 1 4 0 JGW'S ABSTRACT 573 DAEL 7696 538
119131515147 7840 0 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 THE AMAZON 570 541 NONE
HAIKU 7681 8 4 3 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 NITE TRAIN 6583 539 JUST REV
1151511151215 7839 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 THE AMAZON 570 541 NONE
OPEN 7688 4 1 1 SWEORDMASTERS 138 BRUJAH 7730 537 REVENGED
RUG SACRAFICE 10 7838 0 1 0 VORTEX 571 BLACK ORC 565 541 NONE
RUG SACRAFICE 10 7837 0 1 0 VORTEX 571 BLACK ORC 565 541 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Having read the online newsletter, it is evident I did not get any personals
in last turn (T539), so here they are. -- Lord Xiang
A warm welcome to Death's Door and Bam Bamx! -- Lord Xiang
Seraphim -- Are you sure you are using only virgins in your sacrifices? A non-virgin
sacrifice is tantamount to insulting the RUGs. Remember to keep your sheep away from
you-know-who. -- Lord Xiang
See, JGW, I didn't mention you once in connection to Seraphim's problem. -- Lord
Xiang
Cobalt -- I don't make a habit of killing off legionnaires. One is not a habit. Two
would be a coincidence. I'd start to worry at three. *grin* -- Salamander
Mischievous Imp -- I am glad you have avenged your fallen teammate. I am getting
close to what my manager is calling a 'breakpoint' and there was mention about my
sitting out a fight or three. -- Brujah
Jimmy Wong -- There is always hope. Sometimes for the warrior. Sometimes for the
manager, as he hands the warrior a torch. *grin* -- TS Talon Volksie
Rookie Manager -- Hmmm. That personality thing? Yeah, I would say you are cool as
can be. After all, temperature in a vacuum is, um, on the cool side. -- Lan
Nick -- Okay, okay. How about Redneck Rabbit? He's a bunny with a built in gun-
rack! *grin* -- Lord Xiang
p.s. Yes, Tax Audit would be the scary name to end all scary names.
Random Maniac -- Pain makes you stronger? Well, I will see about organizing a
strengthening regimen for you. *evil grin* -- Salamander
Beerin Bottleman -- I'm sorry, I must be mistaken. The person I know doesn't have a
false mustache. -- Tarmon Gai'don
Maddened Bellhop -- Chips? Oh, the POKER chips. If you wanted to be dealt in, you
should have ASKED!! -- Catiff
We bid Welcome Poker Greats and Sea Dogs! -- Lord Xiang, mgr. Vortex, Wind Storm,
Lethal Heritage
Cladius Aesopus -- Gutsy challenge. I probably would have done the same, considering
my record. -- Kandris
Old Fart -- Stale, too. Geez, that's ripe!! I couldn't focus on the fight. GAH!!
Next time, I bring a clothespin for my nose. -- Lan
Grall the Deserter?!? As many teams as we have in the arena, and I get a STAND-BY?!?
-- Boomer
Durban Poison -- I'm sorry I could not teach you as well as you taught me, my friend.
-- Salamander
Soulcrusher -- Almost. I almost had you, big boy! Hope you don't smack your
girlfriends around like that. I'm ready for a shelter after the drubbing you gave
me. -- TS Poison Ivy
Grall gets around. First Boomer, then me. Grrrr. -- TS Talon Volksie
Grunesh the Orc -- At least you aren't Grall. *sigh* -- Brujah
Redbeard -- I bet you aren't a natural red! Your eyebrows are black, bud. Nice
learns. I will defeat you next time, however. -- Malkavian
SS's Twin -- Bah! Next time I beat you silly, you'd better teach me something!! --
Catiff
OAB -- Welcome! You are listed. There is yet still time for more LBA to arrive.
They just need to be properly motivated. *grin* -- Lord Xiang
Beerin Bottleman -- Kegs and mugs only? Boy, are YOU missing out! I have never
limited myself based on containers. There are some mighty fine brews that only come
in bottles. -- Catiff
Beerin Bottleman -- Where does one sign up for the CLTMB? -- Tarmon Gai'don
All -- Poker Greats is in for the Olympics. -- Tripwire, The Iron Council
Woebegone -- Ah, now, I can help you with that. I have the very thing. Step on over
here, take a seat, and drink up! -- Beerin Bottleman
Old Hag -- And you're a WICKED WITCH, too! Get away from me, you! -- Rookie Manager
P.S. You don't belong here, anyway. This gladiating is a young man's game, you
know, and you are NOT a young man.
Basket Case -- You trying to make me take up basket weaving? I heard them talking in
the Infirmary when they thought I wasn't listening. *I* know what's going on here!
No way! I know what THAT leads to, and I'm having NONE of it. -- Random Maniac, but
not a FOOL, you know
Death's Escort? Death is afraid to travel without an escort? Figures, and HE'LL
have a lead-filled suitcase TOO, won't he? -- Maddened Bellhop
P.S. How about if I drop this off the balcony, and YOU can bring it up next time.
P.P.S. I'm dead? I don't have TIME to be dead. Get somebody ELSE to do it.
Ed. -- Yes, indeed. They don't want to fight on gladiatorial teams any more. (sigh)
They want to MANAGE teams. And they do it. Oh, well, better they try to kill off
other managers than come after me! -- Nick
Yes, but it does leave you with your original problem. Maybe actors? -- Ed.
The Saint -- There are a lot of sickos in the Commission Office, aren't there? --
Nick
I ain't sayin'. Some of 'em have quite a way with blunt instruments. -- The
Saint
Everybody -- This arena is growing by lurches and creeps, and the personals are all
(except the Bandit's intro) ours? Xiang, you need to put a "points for personals"
deal in your rules. -- Nick
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
119131515147 was butchered by THE AMAZON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
1151511151215 was dispatched by THE AMAZON in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RUG SACRAFICE 105 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUG SACRAFICE 104 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
MESSIAH savagely defeated NITE TRAIN in a 2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud Title fight.
HREOWAN viciously subdued KILL ME PLEASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TERCERO ENCANTO devastated OLD FART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SPEEDWELL viciously subdued BELESARIUS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP vanquished KANDRIS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LAN lost to OLD HAG in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
BRUJAH was overpowered by BLACK PLAGUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JIMMY WONG overpowered S.S.'S TWIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WOEBEGONE devastated T.S. POISON IVY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SOULCRUSHER was outlasted by BALLAST in a unpopular 11 minute Challenge match.
CARACALLA overpowered CAPTAIN ELOY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CLODIUS AESOPUS was defeated by DAEL in a popular 1 minute duel.
ROOKIE MANAGER was devastated by CATIFF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TUNGSTEN savagely defeated RANDOM MANIAC in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
DEATH'S ESCORT was bested by BOOMER in a exciting 4 minute novice vs. veteran fight.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR outlasted MALKAVIAN in a tiring 26 minute match.
BEERIN BOTTLEMAN was overcome by REDBEARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
T.S. TALON VOLKSIE overpowered LORD DOOM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALAMANDER subdued HORTATOR in a 1 minute bout.
BASKET CASE handily defeated QUINTUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLACKENED slimly lost to FENDER BENDER in a 3 minute gory novice's bout.
OVERLORD was overpowered by CONNAVAR in a 4 minute gory one-sided duel.
COMICUS unbelievably bested KAZACH in a exciting 1 minute gruesome novice's fight.
FROST was overpowered by CALIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
N'AZADAR beat GRALL THE DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fray.
ENURAM easily killed GESHI SCRIVENER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RELLIK defeated DECADO in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 AIMED BLOW 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 22 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 52 - 36 - 5 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 23 - 1 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 28 - 0 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 35 - 2 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 39 - 5 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 541 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MESSIAH 7607 15 3 3 127 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
STRIKING ATTACK TERCERO ENCANTO 7635 11 1 1 111 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
WALL OF STEEL KILL ME PLEASE 1721 15 5 0 97 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
PARRY-STRIKE SPEEDWELL 7667 10 2 0 95 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
TOTAL PARRY MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627 15 4 2 80 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
BASHING ATTACK BRUJAH 7730 5 3 1 34 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BELESARIUS 7122. The most popular warrior this turn
was SPEEDWELL 7667. The ten other most popular fighters were DEATH'S ESCORT 7720,
NITE TRAIN 6583, MESSIAH 7607, BLACKENED 7721, KAZACH 7853, HREOWAN 7669, DAEL 7696,
FENDER BENDER 7859, DECADO 7857, and 1151511151215 7839.
The least popular fighter this week was MALKAVIAN 7732. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724, BALLAST 7727, SOULCRUSHER 7799, OVERLORD 7719,
FROST 7815, QUINTUS 7822, LORD DOOM 7723, RANDOM MANIAC 7800, ROOKIE MANAGER 7639,
and T.S. POISON IVY 7737.