DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/26/2006 Duedate: 07/08/2006
MORDANT ARENA
DM-1 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TERCERO ENCANTO
LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
(1-7635) [18-1-2,182]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TERCERO ENCANTO CROW'S NEST GUY
LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) SEA DOGS (575)
(1-7635) [18-1-2,182] (1-7726) [6-0-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BELESARIUS JIMMY WONG
ROMAN EMPIRE (531) LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
(1-7122) [21-27-1,91] (1-7674) [13-5-2,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOID (526) 34
2. DEATH'S DOOR (129) 34 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
3. STEEL LEGION (581) 34 Unchartered Team
4. BAM BAMX (577) 27
5. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 26 SEA DOGS (575)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BETTER OFF DEAD (590) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 11 3 2
2/ 2*SEA DOGS (575) 26 10 1 72.2 2/ 7*DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 11 4 2
3- 3*LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 18 7 0 72.0 3/ 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 11 4 0
4/ 4*DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 22 13 4 62.9 4/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 10 4 1
5/ 0*BARHOPPERS (519) 15 10 0 60.0 5/10*MEN OF HONOR (594) 9 6 1
6/ 5*MEN OF HONOR (594) 9 6 1 60.0 6/ 2*SEA DOGS (575) 8 4 0
7- 6*AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587) 15 12 2 55.6 7/ 6*POKER GREATS (580) 7 8 1
8/ 7 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 73 61 1 54.5 8/ 8 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 7 8 0
9/ 8*POKER GREATS (580) 14 12 1 53.8 9-11*AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587) 6 4 1
10/ 9 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 406 380 50 51.7 10- 3*LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 6 4 0
11/10 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 161 153 25 51.3 11/12 STEEL LEGION (581) 6 5 0
12/13 STEEL LEGION (581) 25 25 0 50.0 12/ 9*DRAGONLANCE (585) 6 9 1
13-11*CAN I SAY THAT? (593) 4 4 0 50.0 13/14 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 5 10 1
14/12 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 318 335 33 48.7 14-15*CAN I SAY THAT? (593) 4 4 0
15-15 LETHAL HERITAGE (572) 25 28 2 47.2 15/13*SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 4 11 0
16/14 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 253 286 17 46.9 16/19 VOID (526) 4 11 0
17/17 WIND STORM (144) 436 555 30 44.0 17/17 WIND STORM (144) 3 12 0
18/18 VOID (526) 19 25 0 43.2 18/ 0*BAM BAMX (577) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16*DRAGONLANCE (585) 8 12 1 40.0 19/16 JGW PERISHABLE (409) 2 9 0
20/20 GUNS-N-ROSES (314) 55 98 9 35.9 20-18*BETTER OFF DEAD (590) 1 0 0
21/ 0*JGW'S ABSTRACT (573) 12 25 0 32.4 21/ 0*JGW'S ABSTRACT (573) 1 2 0
22/22 JGW PERISHABLE (409) 11 27 1 28.9 22/22 GUNS-N-ROSES (314) 0 3 0
23/21*SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 7 18 1 28.0 23-21 LETHAL HERITAGE (572) 0 2 0
24/ 0*BAM BAMX (577) 3 10 0 23.1 24/ 0*BARHOPPERS (519) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Alliance Olympics Update, Round 4
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics runs again! Lakerfan and his Men of Honor
stable posted the largest percentage increase: up 40%. Iron Council showed the
largest drop this cycle: down 12.50%.
Men of Honor went 5-0-1-0 this round, bringing them right up to the frontlines
of the contest! Look out, Sea Dogs! Lab Experiments is right behind you for Best
Overall Stable! An Honorable Mention goes out to Lab Experiments and Sweordmasters
for their 4-1 record this cycle. Condolences go out to Wind Storm and Void for going
0-5. Watch your challenges, and don't forget to use your avoids to your advantage!
Mannequin sneaks into the Silver standings with an excellent overall turn,
combined with Iron Council's not-so-excellent-but-not-bad turn. Desolate Empire
moves upwards in percentage, but stays in 4th place, tied with Lakerfan, whose 5-0
showing this cycle proves that everyone can move up, even from a poor position.
Which is good news for Amicitia Primoris, as they suffered the worst turn yet seen by
an alliance/independent, with two 0-5's and a 1-4 this cycle.
Mannequin has tied two Olympic Records! Most Team Kills (Lab Experiments and
Sweordmasters), with 3 kills (each). And Most Alliance Kills, with 6. He shares the
records with Vampire Theatre (1997) and the Crimson Alliance (1998). With the
Olympics a third complete, I predict that these records shall be broken. These will
only be the first of many shattered records this year!
If the Olympics were to end today, the awards would look like:
Gold: LBA...........83.33%.....15- 3-1-0 (18/ 56)
Silver: Mannequin.....66.67%.....38-19-6-5 (57/168)
Bronze: Iron Council..62.50%.....25-15-1-3 (40/112)
Desolate Empire.......60.00%.....24-16-4-2 (40/112)
Lakerfan .............60.00%..... 6- 4-1-0 (10/56)
Var...................46.66%..... 7- 8-0-0 (15/ 56)
Otis The Drunk........42.50%.....17-23-1-4 (40/112)
SwineTiger............35.00%..... 7-13-1-2 (20/ 56)
Amicitia Primoris.....30.67%.....23-52-1-6 (75/224)
Best Overall Stable: Sea Dogs (15-3-1-0)
The Commission has an Excel spreadsheet available to the Olympians that will
break down the standings further. Just send an email to: lxiang@amicitiaprimoris.org
to receive your copy.
The Olympic Commission
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hail and well met!
I am two-thirds of the way towards completing my goal of holding onto the throne
until graduation. Nite Train nearly got the jump on me this time around. Hopefully
it won't be so close should we meet again. In addition to my own impending
graduation, it appears as though my teammate, Speedwell, will be traveling to the
Isle with me. This should open things up quite a bit at the top as Mischievous Imp
is getting close as well. Will any of you be able to keep one of our younger
teammates from grabbing the throne? We will see....
Tercero Encanto
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
MORDANT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for LIVE FROM MOSCOW!, whose 0-0-0 this turn
dropped them by 7 into 10th. Ha! DESOLATE TEMPLE turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 2nd
place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit
lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, MANNEQUIN'S BEST,
the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see COBALT win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, COBALT
beat REDBEARD and REDBEARD lost 16 points. You're breakin' my heart. NITE TRAIN
challenged MORDANT's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the
spice of life, MORDANT may be getting bland, as TERCERO ENCANTO stays top dog in the
city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of
these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. MORDANT, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
LIVE FROM MOSCOW! the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say.
And it looks like MEN OF HONOR avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would
be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, N'AZADAR was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I notice CROW'S
NEST GUY challenging down 17 points to fight BOOMER, SEA DOGS doubtless has some
rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. And golly gee, CROW'S NEST GUY beat
BOOMER. Aren't we all surprised and impressed? I guess I can give a little credit
to KILL ME PLEASE of DEATH'S DOOR for challenging up by 24 to JIMMY WONG. KILL ME
PLEASE won to get 105 points of recognition. And we have WOEBEGONE in a challenge,
going down 13 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought WOEBEGONE showed great
skill and promise when he defeated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but
I'll be glad to see CAPELLA and VOID at Conan's Place tonight celebrating their
bloodfeud victory over PHIL HELLMUTH. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERCERO ENCANTO 7635 18 1 2 182 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPEEDWELL 7667 14 5 0 126 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627 21 5 2 107 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
KILL ME PLEASE 1721 17 10 0 105 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
NITE TRAIN 6583 10 13 3 98 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
JIMMY WONG 7674 13 5 2 93 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
SQUIRREL NUT 7793 7 0 2 92 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
BELESARIUS 7122 21 27 1 91 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KANDRIS 6612 14 17 1 72 WIND STORM (144)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAEL 7696 11 3 1 71 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
BLACK PLAGUE 1720 14 13 0 68 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CATIFF 7734 5 1 0 66 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
WOEBEGONE 7795 7 4 0 63 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-MY MICHELLE 6652 1 1 0 60 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
COBALT 7784 7 4 0 59 STEEL LEGION (581)
CROW'S NEST GUY 7726 6 0 0 59 SEA DOGS (575)
KAZACH 7853 4 3 0 58 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-DECADO 7857 5 1 0 57 AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587)
-BELY MEDVED 7751 5 0 0 57 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPELLA 7777 7 3 0 53 VOID (526)
TUNGSTEN 7788 7 6 0 51 STEEL LEGION (581)
LAN 6724 9 13 0 48 WIND STORM (144)
FROZEN ROPE 7841 3 3 0 44 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724 6 3 0 42 SEA DOGS (575)
MAN OF WAR 7925 3 0 1 40 MEN OF HONOR (594)
SALAMANDER 7769 7 8 1 39 WIND STORM (144)
REDBEARD 7728 7 2 0 39 SEA DOGS (575)
BALLAST 7727 5 2 0 39 SEA DOGS (575)
N'AZADAR 7850 6 1 1 38 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
BOOMER 7741 9 9 0 36 WIND STORM (144)
MARGARITA 7025 4 4 0 36 BARHOPPERS (519)
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906 4 1 1 34 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-LOST SOUL 7868 3 0 1 34 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
-TONY SIRAGUSA 7882 2 0 0 34 BETTER OFF DEAD (590)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COMICUS 7207 6 5 0 33 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-GOLD 7787 5 2 0 33 STEEL LEGION (581)
CHEESE WHIZ 7821 4 1 2 33 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-VENTRUE 7731 3 2 0 32 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
-ROCKET QUEEN 6674 4 2 1 31 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
GORRILLA 7757 2 1 0 31 BAM BAMX (577)
LARRY KING 7893 4 2 0 28 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
-GANGREL 7733 3 4 0 27 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
RAISTLIN 7845 3 1 0 26 DRAGONLANCE (585)
-HORTATOR 7791 2 2 1 26 SEA DOGS (575)
-SWEET CHILD 6687 3 0 0 25 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
TARMON GAI'DON 7789 2 4 0 25 WIND STORM (144)
ENURAM 7851 4 3 3 24 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RELLIK 7852 5 2 0 23 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-DURBAN POISON 7716 4 3 0 23 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
DOYLE BRUNSON 7779 4 1 0 23 POKER GREATS (580)
-PROPAGANDA 7747 3 2 0 23 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
JOHNNY MOSS 7780 3 2 0 23 POKER GREATS (580)
-PATIENCE 6716 2 0 1 23 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
PHIL HELLMUTH 7842 4 1 1 21 POKER GREATS (580)
BASHFUL 7899 3 2 0 20 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
CARAMON 7847 2 2 1 20 DRAGONLANCE (585)
-REMY MARTIN 7092 2 0 0 20 BARHOPPERS (519)
PRODIGAL SON 7937 2 0 0 20 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
WHIGGAMORE 7910 2 2 0 19 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
TIGER 7754 1 2 0 19 BAM BAMX (577)
CALIS 7849 3 4 0 18 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
TURTLE POWER 7714 3 5 0 18 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
-CHOBAM 7913 2 1 0 18 STEEL LEGION (581)
HONOR AND GLORY 7923 2 1 0 18 MEN OF HONOR (594)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MALKAVIAN 7732 1 3 0 18 LETHAL HERITAGE (572)
-TARAS BULBA 7748 4 1 0 17 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
-CHROME 7908 2 1 0 17 STEEL LEGION (581)
-ZIMA 7750 2 3 0 17 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
PEACE RULER 7921 2 1 0 17 MEN OF HONOR (594)
CRYSTAL 7869 2 0 0 16 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
-FLYING BUTT...RESSES 7916 1 1 0 16 CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
SPERE 7911 3 1 0 15 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-DANYAL 7855 2 3 1 15 AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587)
EARLY MISTY 7717 1 7 0 14 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
THING 4 7081 3 2 0 13 VOID (526)
-BELTZER 7854 3 2 0 13 AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587)
-CONNAVAR 7858 3 3 0 12 AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587)
POLLUX 7943 1 1 0 12 VOID (526)
TRIGGER PIXIE 7914 1 3 0 12 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
PURPLE HAZE 7827 2 5 0 11 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
-ASS...ININE 7919 1 1 0 11 CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
-SHUCKY DARN 7920 1 0 0 11 CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
-TENAKA KHAN 7940 1 0 0 10 AGENTS OF OSIRIS (587)
SEAN SHEIKY 7938 1 1 0 10 POKER GREATS (580)
HONOR AND WAR 7924 1 2 0 10 MEN OF HONOR (594)
-BUTT...ERMILK 7918 1 0 0 10 CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
VERMILION 7823 1 6 0 9 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
-JOHNNIE WALKER 7024 2 2 0 8 BARHOPPERS (519)
FLINT FIREFORGE 7848 2 2 0 8 DRAGONLANCE (585)
-GREY GOOSE 7067 2 1 0 7 BARHOPPERS (519)
WAR CHANT 7922 1 2 0 7 MEN OF HONOR (594)
FRENCH TICKLER 7930 1 1 0 7 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
FULL METAL MINX 7900 1 4 0 7 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
SCILD 7903 1 4 0 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-MONKEY II 7792 0 1 0 7 BAM BAMX (577)
RANIS 7846 1 3 0 6 DRAGONLANCE (585)
-COW 7758 0 2 0 6 BAM BAMX (577)
KEITH RICHARDS 7927 1 2 0 5 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
BATTLE ANGEL 7898 0 5 0 5 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
9MM NYMPH 7944 1 1 0 4 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
TYPHOID MARY 7941 0 2 0 2 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
JOSH AREA 7939 0 2 0 2 POKER GREATS (580)
CASTOR 7942 0 2 0 2 VOID (526)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RACHE 7856 1 2 1 AGENTS OF OSIRIS 587 LOST SOUL 7868 544 NOT REVE
OLD HAG 4086 11 8 0 DEATH'S DOOR 129 TERCERO ENCANTO 7635 546
GOLDMOON 7844 0 4 0 DRAGONLANCE 585 STONE GOLEM 571 548 NONE
LAST REBEL 5896 4 6 0 JGW PERISHABLE 409 GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906 547
BRUJAH 7730 7 4 1 LETHAL HERITAGE 572 SQUIRREL NUT 7793 545
HUNGRY DUCK 7749 4 1 0 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 576 SQUIRREL NUT 7793 547
FEATHER TOUCH 7929 1 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 MAN OF WAR 7925 547
STU UNGER 7781 1 2 0 POKER GREATS 580 DANYAL 7855 546
JOHNNY CHAN 7782 1 2 0 POKER GREATS 580 N'AZADAR 7850 546
LION DUNG 7907 1 4 0 ROMAN EMPIRE 531 DARK CHAMPION 569 548 NONE
GELLIUS CASTUS 7926 1 2 0 ROMAN EMPIRE 531 CARAMON 7847 548
PLOTIUS NERVA 7894 1 2 0 ROMAN EMPIRE 531 HORTATOR 7791 545
DIXIE CHICK 7901 1 2 1 SHE'S CRAFTY 592 CHEESE WHIZ 7821 546
KITTY BOOM BOOM 7902 0 1 0 SHE'S CRAFTY 592 CHEESE WHIZ 7821 544 NOT REVE
ZOSMA 7915 0 4 0 VOID 526 DARK CHAMPION 569 548 NONE
MINTAKA 7895 0 3 0 VOID 526 PHIL HELLMUTH 7842 546 JUST REV
PROPUS 7896 0 2 0 VOID 526 ENURAM 7851 546
PERSONAL ADS
For turn 547 only:
Cheeze Whiz -- I might be picking "a fight I can't win," but you have picked a fight
you can't lose and there's not a thing you can do about it. Especially with the
awful replacement you stuck me with for Dixie. -- SwineTiger
From T546...
Dael -- *grin* I bet you did!! -- Kandris
P.S. See what a bit of garlic can do?
Frozen Rope -- Not TOO embarrassing, I hope. -- Gangrel
Squirrel Nut -- I have become more powerful that you can ever imagine! -- Ghost of
Brujah
Squirrel Nut -- Not likely, no. *sigh* -- Tarmon Gai'don
Kazach -- Sometimes that just happens. -- TS Talon Volksie
DK Toker -- Maintenance is a good thing. Don't forget to keep up with your
challenges/avoids, however, or you will become somebody's punching bag. -- Lord Xiang
N'azadar -- Whoops! Slowed down a little TOO much. Let's try that again -- Johnny
Moss
Zosma -- Changed it up a bit, I go both ways baby! -- Phil Hellmuth
Trigger Pixie -- I don't know WHAT happened there. I was supposed to be bloodfeuding
Danyal and here I am fighting you! -- Doyle
Prodigal Son -- Ow. -- Josh Area
Goldmoon -- It takes more than a little willow switch to take me down. -- Spere
Taras Bulba -- Good down-challenge...for the second time. In return I have placed a
bounty upon your head in our guildhouse. Good luck with your avoids. -- Scild
Cobalt -- What a difference a couple of fights make! You cleaned my clock the first
time we met and I turned the tables on you this time around. Maybe I am on to
something.... -- Woebegone
Salamander -- Thank you for giving up so easily. How I keep winning is beyond me. --
Dael
Belesarius -- Nice endurance bump. Now we can duke it out for a couple more minutes.
Maybe I can try and top the five skills you taught me a couple turns ago! --
Mischievous Imp
Ass...inine -- Our "fight" just made me sick. -- French Tickler
Full Metal Minx -- Haven't you guys had enough yet? -- Cheese Whiz
Kill Me Please -- It would be a lot easier to defeat you if I could only learn some
attack skills. -- Jimmy Wong
Kandris -- Thanks for the win and that oh so elusive (-4) rating! -- Speedwell
Josh Area -- You don't look as tall as Phil Helmuth on TV.... -- Prodigal Son
Zima -- ...is for girly men! -- Whiggamore
Hungry Duck -- A classic case of role reversal! -- Squirrel Nut
Mischievous Imp -- While I have not been coming out on the winning end of our fights,
the sheer excitement of them is invigorating. Makes it worth while for my old bones
to step out on to the sands. Well met, my little red friend. -- Belesarius
JGW -- Three out of four of GM's wins came against Last Rebel, and the other against
a stand in. Looking forward to seeing how he matches up against some different
styles. He will be here for all four turns of the BF despite the fact that I would
like to see how he would have done in the apprentices in the upcoming tourney. --
Otis
Black Plague at .500, that calls for a round of drinks to all warriors in Mordant.
May you all be hung over for the next turn so that he can get above that mark for the
first time since he was 1-0-0. -- Otis
Manager of Men of Honor -- Great showing last turn. 5-0-1, definitely impressive. --
Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Temple
Mannequin -- 12-3-1, that's something to smile about! -- Dark Knight Toker
JGW -- I see Lost Soul showed up! Or did he just sneak in and will not be on the
sand this next turn? We'll see! Hopefully, my brother in arms will calm down a bit
before he (Osiris) sends a warrior for vengeance! -- Dark Knight Toker
Johnny Moss -- Nice try, next time you might want to send someone holding a better
hand! (grin) -- N'Azadar, Barrenblade
Ballast -- Thirteen, that sure is a lot! Good fight! -- Dazach, Desolate Soldier
Larry King -- We will do that again on my terms, and I promise you the results will
be different! Twenty-five minutes in a garbage can baked me pretty well! See you
soon. -- Rellik, Barrenblade
Thing 4 -- At least you escaped death! Looking forward to see who's next. -- Enuram,
Barrenblade
Ghost of Last Rebel -- Damn, I didn't get my chance to plant you!!! Someone else did
it for me. -- Eharam, Desolate Tempe and Deathbringer of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZOSMA was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LION DUNG was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GOLDMOON was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAPELLA devastated PHIL HELLMUTH in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
CROW'S NEST GUY overpowered BOOMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP viciously subdued BELESARIUS in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
NITE TRAIN was viciously subdued by TERCERO ENCANTO in a 1 minute competition.
KILL ME PLEASE unbelievably bested JIMMY WONG in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
CHEESE WHIZ was unbelievably bested by BALLAST in a popular 12 minute Challenge duel.
WOEBEGONE savagely defeated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a popular 2 minute Challenge melee.
N'AZADAR savagely defeated RAISTLIN in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
BASHFUL was unbelievably bested by LARRY KING in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
MAN OF WAR demolished WHIGGAMORE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CALIS overcame WAR CHANT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
COMICUS overpowered TRIGGER PIXIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
SEAN SHEIKY overcame SCILD in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
PRODIGAL SON devastated FULL METAL MINX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
FRENCH TICKLER savagely defeated JOSH AREA in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
PEACE RULER beat BATTLE ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
SPERE bested VERMILION in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KEITH RICHARDS was defeated by THING 4 in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SPEEDWELL viciously subdued CHARK FORKBEARD in a 3 minute expert's duel.
DAEL was narrowly defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
SQUIRREL NUT overpowered KANDRIS in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BLACK PLAGUE overpowered SALAMANDER in a 2 minute uneven match.
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by KAZACH in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
MARGARITA was beaten by LAN in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
REDBEARD was overpowered by COBALT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TUNGSTEN handily defeated LIEUTENANT WOREL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ENURAM was overpowered by FROZEN ROPE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HONOR AND WAR was overpowered by GORRILLA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PURPLE HAZE was devastated by JOHNNY MOSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TARMON GAI'DON demolished GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RELLIK beat EARLY MISTY in a popular 3 minute fray.
DOYLE BRUNSON subdued TURTLE POWER in a 2 minute match.
TIGER handily defeated CASTOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
CRYSTAL overpowered RANIS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FLINT FIREFORGE was beaten by POLLUX in a 1 minute bloody novice's competition.
CARAMON slaughtered GELLIUS CASTUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HONOR AND GLORY demolished TYPHOID MARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
9MM NYMPH was bested by GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 STRIKING ATTACK 40 - 33 - 7 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 40 - 34 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 LUNGING ATTACK 90 - 78 - 6 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 TOTAL PARRY 38 - 37 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 38 - 2 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 11 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 34 - 56 - 6 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 33 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 7 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 3 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK TERCERO ENCANTO 7635 18 1 2 182 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
PARRY-STRIKE SPEEDWELL 7667 14 5 0 126 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
TOTAL PARRY MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627 21 5 2 107 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
WALL OF STEEL KILL ME PLEASE 1721 17 10 0 105 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
LUNGING ATTACK JIMMY WONG 7674 13 5 2 93 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
AIMED BLOW WOEBEGONE 7795 7 4 0 63 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
SLASHING ATTACK COBALT 7784 7 4 0 59 STEEL LEGION (581)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BELESARIUS 7122. The most popular warrior this turn
was JIMMY WONG 7674. The ten other most popular fighters were SPEEDWELL 7667, CHEESE
WHIZ 7821, MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627, WOEBEGONE 7795, DAEL 7696, EARLY MISTY 7717, BASHFUL
7899, BELESARIUS 7122, SEAN SHEIKY 7938, and GOLDMOON 7844.
The least popular fighter this week was BALLAST 7727. The other ten least popular
fighters were TYPHOID MARY 7941, GELLIUS CASTUS 7926, FLINT FIREFORGE 7848, CASTOR
7942, TURTLE POWER 7714, HONOR AND WAR 7924, ENURAM 7851, REDBEARD 7728, GLUTIUS
MAXIMUS 7906, and KANDRIS 6612.