DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/08/2007    Duedate: 01/20/2007

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-562

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BASHFUL
SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
(1-7899) [14-4-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BASHFUL                        COPPERHEAD
SHE'S CRAFTY (592)             RUSTED ARMOR (603)
(1-7899) [14-4-0,123]          (1-8040) [2-2-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLACK PLAGUE                   CALIS
DEATH'S DOOR (129)             DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
(1-1720) [20-18-0,103]         (1-7849) [11-10-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (575)              44
2. THE ASGARDIANS (602)        24      SEA DOGS (575)
3. LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)     23      Unchartered Team
4. RUSTED ARMOR (603)          14
5. DEATH'S DOOR (129)          12      RUSTED ARMOR (603)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SEA DOGS (575)            58  36  1 61.7   1/ 1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    9  4 2
 2/ 2 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)     59  46  5 56.2   2/ 4*RUSTED ARMOR (603)        8  7 1
 3- 3 BARHOPPERS (519)          17  14  0 54.8   3/ 8 SEA DOGS (575)            8  7 0
 4/ 4 DEATH'S DOOR (129)       102  87  1 54.0   4/ 7 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)        7  8 1
 5/ 5 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   203 174 32 53.8   5/10 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)     7  8 0
 6/ 8 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)   43  39  0 52.4   6/11 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)   6  3 0
 7- 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      443 402 56 52.4   7/ 5*KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)   6  5 0
 8/ 9 POKER GREATS (580)        33  30  2 52.4   8/ 2 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)        6  7 0
 9/ 6*RUSTED ARMOR (603)        10  10  1 50.0   9- 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       5  2 0
10-11*CAN I SAY THAT? (593)      6   6  0 50.0  10/ 6 DEATH'S DOOR (129)        5  5 0
11-12 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)    353 358 40 49.6  11/14 POKER GREATS (580)        2  1 0
12/10 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)        42  44  4 48.8  12-13*CAN I SAY THAT? (593)     2  1 0
13/13 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)       283 318 20 47.1  13/16 STEEL LEGION (581)        2  2 0
14/14 STEEL LEGION (581)        39  45  2 46.4  14/15 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)        2  3 1
15/15*KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)   11  15  0 42.3  15- 9 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)     2  5 0
16/16 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)        60 101 10 37.3  16/12*THE ASGARDIANS (602)      2  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/17*THE ASGARDIANS (602)       4  11  0 26.7  17-17 BARHOPPERS (519)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  A stormcloud is brewing over the SHE'S CRAFTY guildhouse.  Rumor says 
any more weeks like this ones 1-3-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  Coming up 
with a solid 3-2-0 outing, SEA DOGS has advanced 5 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for BALLAST, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing 
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was GLUTIUS MAXIMUS, who dropped 17 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with BALLAST.  Unlike most arenas, SQUIRREL NUT managed to get 
its challenge off against the 0-0-0 MOUNTAIN TROLL.  Our battling duelmaster SQUIRREL 
NUT has managed to hold the title, fending off MOUNTAIN TROLL's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, DARK ARENA.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 
gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad SEA DOGS?  Big bad SEA DOGS.  Big bad SEA DOGS.  MORDANT's afraid of the big 
bad SEA DOGS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  SEA 
DOGS + Weapons That go Boom = SHE'S CRAFTY + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if 
challenges were votes, FROZEN ROPE would be president.  Although it may be a contest 
he doesn't want to win.  Challenging down 25 points was BASHFUL.  Pretty soon she'll 
be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The only way to clean up' pins.  Definition 
of petty:  BASHFUL beat FROZEN ROPE, a mismatch of 25 points.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  SQUIRREL NUT defied all odds and slew 
MOUNTAIN TROLL in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
MOUNTAIN TROLL's meat is notoriously tough.  Big deal, so TUNGSTEN got mashed in the 
Dark Arena.  With hers face she was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka 
waka).  For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed CHOBAM by the ear 
and took him away to a place where he won't need a coat.  Knowing when to use the 
right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.  
     Well, there's the manager of the MORDANT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHFUL 7899                 14   4  0   123       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRODIGAL SON 7937            12   2  0   120       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 BLACK PLAGUE 1720            20  18  0   103       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 FROZEN ROPE 7841             11   9  0    93       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-WOEBEGONE 7795               15   9  1    92       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-COBALT 7784                  11   6  0    92       STEEL LEGION (581)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHEESE WHIZ 7821             11   4  3    86       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724        15   8  0    78       SEA DOGS (575)
 COMICUS 7207                 13  12  0    78       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 BALLAST 7727                 10  11  0    78       SEA DOGS (575)
 ENURAM 7851                  13   8  3    76       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 ZIMA 7750                    13   6  0    74       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
 BELY MEDVED 7751             12   7  0    73       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
-SOULTANCHOR 7980              7   3  2    70       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 FULL METAL MINX 7900          9   8  0    68       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906         12   7  1    65       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROPAGANDA 7747               8  11  0    64       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
 HATCH BATTENER 8014           5   1  0    64       SEA DOGS (575)
 RELLIK 7852                  13   8  0    62       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 CALIS 7849                   11  10  0    62       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 PHIL HELLMUTH 7842           10   4  1    58       POKER GREATS (580)
 KEITH RICHARDS 7927           7   7  0    57       DEATH'S DOOR (129)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 N'AZADAR 7850                12   9  2    55       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-DOYLE BRUNSON 7779            7   5  1    54       POKER GREATS (580)
 GOLD 7787                     8   6  0    53       STEEL LEGION (581)
 SWEET STUFF 7966              9   4  1    50       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-WINDREAVER 8000               6   3  1    50       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 SEIUS GLABRIO 7978            5   5  1    50       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 KAZACH 7853                  10  11  0    49       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 PRAESENTIUS 7996              6   3  0    47       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 LARRY KING 7893              10   7  0    45       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 HORTATOR 7791                 7   7  1    43       SEA DOGS (575)
 TYPHOID MARY 7941             5   8  0    42       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
-FEYEVER 7993                  3   2  1    42       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-SIMPLICITY 7995               6   4  1    35       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-CINDY VIOLLETTE 7976          3   2  0    34       POKER GREATS (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLYING BUTT...RESSES 7916     3   1  0    33       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
 COPPERHEAD 8040               2   2  1    33       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
-ROCKET QUEEN 6674             4   2  1    31       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
 BLOOD FIST HAMMER 7644        4   2  0    31       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)
-FRENCH TICKLER 7930           7   8  1    30       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 CHROME 7908                   4   6  0    30       STEEL LEGION (581)
 LARCIA 7999                   3   5  1    27       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-SEAN SHEIKY 7938              4   5  0    25       POKER GREATS (580)
-SWEET CHILD 6687              3   0  0    25       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
-TROLL FIST HAMMER 7642        2   3  0    25       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)
-JOSH AREA 7939                3   6  0    24       POKER GREATS (580)
 THOROR IRONHAND 8026          3   0  0    24       THE ASGARDIANS (602)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PATIENCE 6716                 2   0  1    23       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
-STEEPLEJACK 8031              4   0  0    22       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 GRUMPET 8038                  4   0  0    21       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
-REAPING BEAUTY 8032           3   1  0    20       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
 LUNG CANCER 7977              4   5  0    17       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 SLAP PAPPY 8021               4   2  1    15       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 MISS TEAK 8015                3   3  0    15       SEA DOGS (575)
 SWEET CHILD 7998              1   2  0    15       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
-REMY MARTIN 7092              2   2  0    13       BARHOPPERS (519)
-CRUDE FIST HAMMER 7643        1   4  0    13       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)
-BELCH FIST HAMMER 7641        1   4  0    13       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)
 THUNDERSTRUCK 8039            2   2  0    11       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
-SHUCKY DARN 7920              1   0  0    11       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
-HEIDI? 8050                   1   0  0    11       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-BUTT...ERMILK 7918            1   0  0    10       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
-JOHNNIE WALKER 7024           2   2  0     8       BARHOPPERS (519)
-GREY GOOSE 7067               2   1  0     7       BARHOPPERS (519)
-VANE 8044                     1   0  0     7       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-ASS...ININE 7919              1   3  0     6       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
 IRONCLAD 8037                 1   3  0     6       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
 BLACKHEART 8036               1   3  0     6       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
 CROWBARBIE 8041               1   3  0     6       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
 AANSLOW NJORD 8030            1   2  0     5       THE ASGARDIANS (602)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GEOLF NJORD 8027       0  3 0 THE ASGARDIANS 602    THE AMAZON 570        562 NONE    
LYSE RANN 8028         0  3 0 THE ASGARDIANS 602    HIGH ELF 564          562 NONE    
TYBAL NJEK 8029        0  3 0 THE ASGARDIANS 602    STONE GOLEM 571       562 NONE    
MARGARITA 7025         6  6 0 BARHOPPERS 519        MY MICHELLE 6652      560 NONE    
MOUNTAIN TROLL 563     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SQUIRREL NUT 7793     562 NONE    
MY MICHELLE 6652       2  2 1 GUNS-N-ROSES 314      SQUIRREL NUT 7793     561 NONE    
BLACK FIST HAMME 7645  3  2 0 KLK FISTS HAMMERZ 567 COPPERHEAD 8040       561         
KOMPROMAT 7997         2  6 0 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 576 WINDREAVER 8000       559         
12 GAUGE PIXIE 7970    3  7 1 SHE'S CRAFTY 592      HIGH ELF 564          562 NONE    
TUNGSTEN 7788         10 10 2 STEEL LEGION 581      SHEWISH GIANT 566     562 NONE    
CHOBAM 7913            4  6 0 STEEL LEGION 581      LARCIA 7999           562         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B.  I have resigned as of 10-23-06.  Thank you.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SQUIRREL NUT butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TUNGSTEN was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
12 GAUGE PIXIE was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
GEOLF NJORD was butchered by THE AMAZON in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
LYSE RANN was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
TYBAL NJEK was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASHFUL viciously subdued FROZEN ROPE in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title match.
SWEET STUFF was overpowered by BELY MEDVED in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
LARRY KING was viciously subdued by CALIS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
TYPHOID MARY lost to GOLD in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LARCIA slew CHOBAM in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AANSLOW NJORD was beaten by SLAP PAPPY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
BLACK PLAGUE overpowered ENURAM in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
FULL METAL MINX was outwaited by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a monotonous 19 minute contest.
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS was bested by BALLAST in a 3 minute master's bout.
COMICUS slimly won victory over PROPAGANDA in a 2 minute fight.
RELLIK unbelievably bested HORTATOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
ZIMA handily defeated SEIUS GLABRIO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KAZACH was devastated by HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLOOD FIST HAMMER was overpowered by PHIL HELLMUTH in a 2 minute one-sided match.
N'AZADAR beat COPPERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody one-sided match.
KEITH RICHARDS devastated GRUNESH THE ORC in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PRAESENTIUS demolished CAERAN SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
CHROME overcame MISS TEAK in a 2 minute gory contest.
LUNG CANCER was subdued by GRUMPET in a 6 minute fight.
THOROR IRONHAND overpowered IRONCLAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SWEET CHILD viciously subdued BLACKHEART in a exciting 2 minute novice's fight.
THUNDERSTRUCK savagely defeated CROWBARBIE in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  28 -  6      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         AIMED BLOW        38 -  26 -  2      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  35 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  39 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  76 -  6      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  34 -  5      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  35 -  2      29  |

Turn 562 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BASHFUL 7899               14   4  0  123 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK PLAGUE 1720          20  18  0  103 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
LUNGING ATTACK   FROZEN ROPE 7841           11   9  0   93 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
TOTAL PARRY      MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724      15   8  0   78 SEA DOGS (575)
PARRY-LUNGE      COMICUS 7207               13  12  0   78 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
AIMED BLOW       ZIMA 7750                  13   6  0   74 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
WALL OF STEEL    GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906       12   7  1   65 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
STRIKING ATTACK  HATCH BATTENER 8014         5   1  0   64 SEA DOGS (575)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLACK PLAGUE 1720.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CALIS 7849.  The ten other most popular fighters were HORTATOR 7791, 
COPPERHEAD 8040, N'AZADAR 7850, SWEET CHILD 7998, TUNGSTEN 7788, BASHFUL 7899, KEITH 
RICHARDS 7927, THUNDERSTRUCK 8039, BLACK PLAGUE 1720, and PRAESENTIUS 7996.

The least popular fighter this week was FULL METAL MINX 7900.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724, GRUMPET 8038, KAZACH 7853, SEIUS GLABRIO 
7978, BALLAST 7727, ENURAM 7851, AANSLOW NJORD 8030, TYPHOID MARY 7941, SWEET STUFF 
7966, and LYSE RANN 8028.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)