DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/22/2007    Duedate: 02/03/2007

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-563

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FROZEN ROPE
MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
(1-7841) [12-9-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COBALT                         THOROR IRONHAND
STEEL LEGION (581)             THE ASGARDIANS (602)
(1-7784) [12-6-0,112]          (1-8026) [3-1-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CALIS                          PRAESENTIUS
DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)          ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
(1-7849) [11-11-0,48]          (1-7996) [6-4-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA DOGS (575)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STEEL LEGION (581)          59
2. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)       38      SEA DOGS (575)
3. LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)     36      Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (575)              12
5. POKER GREATS (580)           9      KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SEA DOGS (575)            61  38  1 61.6   1/ 3 SEA DOGS (575)            9  6 0
 2/ 2 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)     61  49  5 55.5   2/ 5 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)     8  7 0
 3/ 6 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)   46  39  0 54.1   3/ 6 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)   7  2 0
 4- 4 DEATH'S DOOR (129)       102  87  1 54.0   4/13 STEEL LEGION (581)        7  2 0
 5/ 5 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   204 178 32 53.4   5/ 4 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)        7  8 1
 6/ 8 POKER GREATS (580)        34  30  2 53.1   6/ 8 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)        6  7 0
 7/ 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      445 405 56 52.4   7/ 1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    5  8 2
 8- 9*RUSTED ARMOR (603)        10  10  1 50.0   8/15 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)     4  4 1
 9-10*CAN I SAY THAT? (593)      6   6  0 50.0   9/ 9 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       4  5 0
10/11 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)    356 360 41 49.7  10- 2*RUSTED ARMOR (603)        4  6 1
11/12 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)        45  46  4 49.5  11/11 POKER GREATS (580)        3  0 0
12/14 STEEL LEGION (581)        44  45  2 49.4  12/ 7*KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)   3  4 0
13/13 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)       284 322 20 46.9  13-10 DEATH'S DOOR (129)        2  3 0
14/15*KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)   11  16  0 40.7  14-12*CAN I SAY THAT? (593)     1  1 0
15-16 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)        60 101 10 37.3  15-14 GUNS-N-ROSES (314)        1  2 0
16/17*THE ASGARDIANS (602)       4  13  0 23.5  16/16*THE ASGARDIANS (602)      1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I know it seems kind of pointless to do a Duelmaster's column when all of the other
teams in the arena are Mannequin's, but how often does a basher get to hang out at
the top?  Actually, let me answer that for you--when all of the strikers are resting
up for a tourney.  In any case, now that I have your attention, there are a few
people I want to thank for helping me get here, which are my pals Lord Xiang and JGW.
Hey, where'd they go?  I might as well thank Mannequin (or "Manny" as he is
affectionately known in some circles), since in addition to being my arena nemesis,
he assisted (nemessisted?) with turning one of my new Craftymates into a pummel-o-
matic machine (hmm, pummel-o-matic--could make for a good character name).  In any
case, I realize that DM columns are kind of an antiquated thing, but since I have an
antiquated manager from the early days of Alastari, deal with it.  For what it's
worth, I've still written less than a personal ad from Hammer.  Bring on the aimers!!

-- Bashful

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome MORDANT.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Biff!  Pow!  MORDANT 
watched with glee as MANNEQUIN'S BEST got knocked off top spot by SEA DOGS!  Hmmmph!  
I always thought RUSTED ARMOR was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 0-0-0! 
Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out 
the pain!  STEEL LEGION is now ranked 4th with a 5-0-0 turn.  It seems so recently 
people were saying LIVE FROM MOSCOW! was washed up, finished.  But 3-0-0 moved them 
up 3.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with BELY MEDVED?  He actually beat 
SWEORDMASTERS' WOEBEGONE, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at SWEORDMASTERS.  WOEBEGONE lost 18 points to BELY MEDVED.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe WOEBEGONE will provide more easy wins...  Another fighter 
(FROZEN ROPE 12-9-0) challenged another Duelmaster (BASHFUL 14-5-0).  Life goes on.  
I'm sure MORDANT is excited about FROZEN ROPE, the new Duelmaster from MANNEQUIN'S 
BEST.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to 
have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, DEATH'S DOOR! 
In my day, no team with a 102-87-1 would scare me off!  What's the problem, SHE'S 
CRAFTY?  What do people see in MAKESHIFT ANCHOR?  His 16-8-0?  SEA DOGS ain't 
talkin', but he's got 80 points.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the 
kind of fights that CHEESE WHIZ gets in.  It fights people like COMICUS, 8 points 
below.  I thought CHEESE WHIZ showed great skill and promise when it beat COMICUS.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  I like to see warriors put young whippersnappers in their 
place.  I guess you could say LAB EXPERIMENTS'FRENCH TICKLER did just that.  Right 
KLK FISTS HAMMERZ?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  
To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROZEN ROPE 7841             12   9  0   108       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COBALT 7784                  12   6  0   112       STEEL LEGION (581)
-BLACK PLAGUE 1720            20  18  0   103       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 BELY MEDVED 7751             13   7  0    96       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEESE WHIZ 7821             12   4  3    96       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 BASHFUL 7899                 14   5  0    92       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRODIGAL SON 7937            12   3  0    88       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 ENURAM 7851                  14   8  3    85       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724        16   8  0    80       SEA DOGS (575)
 ZIMA 7750                    14   6  0    80       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
 WOEBEGONE 7795               15  10  1    74       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 BALLAST 7727                 10  12  0    74       SEA DOGS (575)
 COMICUS 7207                 13  13  0    72       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 PROPAGANDA 7747               9  11  0    71       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
 HATCH BATTENER 8014           6   1  0    71       SEA DOGS (575)
 GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906         13   7  1    70       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 SOULTANCHOR 7980              7   4  2    68       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 PHIL HELLMUTH 7842           11   4  1    67       POKER GREATS (580)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FULL METAL MINX 7900          9   9  0    65       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
 RELLIK 7852                  14   8  0    64       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 GOLD 7787                     9   6  0    64       STEEL LEGION (581)
-KEITH RICHARDS 7927           7   7  0    57       DEATH'S DOOR (129)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 N'AZADAR 7850                12  10  2    56       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 SIMPLICITY 7995               7   4  1    55       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-DOYLE BRUNSON 7779            7   5  1    54       POKER GREATS (580)
 FEYEVER 7993                  4   2  1    54       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 PRAESENTIUS 7996              6   4  0    51       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 KAZACH 7853                  10  12  0    50       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 SWEET STUFF 7966              9   5  1    49       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 CALIS 7849                   11  11  0    48       DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
 FRENCH TICKLER 7930           8   8  2    47       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-LARRY KING 7893              10   7  0    45       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 SEIUS GLABRIO 7978            5   6  1    44       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 WINDREAVER 8000               6   4  1    42       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-TYPHOID MARY 7941             5   8  0    42       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 HORTATOR 7791                 7   8  1    40       SEA DOGS (575)
 CHROME 7908                   5   6  0    38       STEEL LEGION (581)
-CINDY VIOLLETTE 7976          3   2  0    34       POKER GREATS (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLYING BUTT...RESSES 7916     3   1  0    33       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
-COPPERHEAD 8040               2   2  1    33       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
-ROCKET QUEEN 6674             4   2  1    31       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
 STEEPLEJACK 8031              5   0  0    30       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 REAPING BEAUTY 8032           4   1  0    26       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
 MISS TEAK 8015                4   3  0    25       SEA DOGS (575)
-SEAN SHEIKY 7938              4   5  0    25       POKER GREATS (580)
-SWEET CHILD 6687              3   0  0    25       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
-TROLL FIST HAMMER 7642        2   3  0    25       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)
-JOSH AREA 7939                3   6  0    24       POKER GREATS (580)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PATIENCE 6716                 2   0  1    23       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
 CROWBARBIE 8041               2   3  0    22       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
-GRUMPET 8038                  4   0  0    21       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
 LARCIA 7999                   3   6  1    20       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-LUNG CANCER 7977              4   5  0    17       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 SLAP PAPPY 8021               4   3  1    16       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-SWEET CHILD 7998              1   2  0    15       GUNS-N-ROSES (314)
-CRUDE FIST HAMMER 7643        1   4  0    13       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)
-BELCH FIST HAMMER 7641        1   4  0    13       KLK FISTS HAMMERZ (567)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THUNDERSTRUCK 8039            2   2  0    11       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
-SHUCKY DARN 7920              1   0  0    11       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
 THOROR IRONHAND 8026          3   1  0    10       THE ASGARDIANS (602)
-BUTT...ERMILK 7918            1   0  0    10       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
 IRON 8052                     1   0  0    10       STEEL LEGION (581)
 MAGNESIUM 8051                1   0  0    10       STEEL LEGION (581)
 TANKERBELL 8053               1   0  0     9       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
-ASS...ININE 7919              1   3  0     6       CAN I SAY THAT? (593)
-IRONCLAD 8037                 1   3  0     6       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
-BLACKHEART 8036               1   3  0     6       RUSTED ARMOR (603)
 AANSLOW NJORD 8030            1   3  0     6       THE ASGARDIANS (602)
 VANE 8044                     1   1  0     4       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 HEIDI? 8050                   1   1  0     4       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 POCKET ROCKET 8059            0   1  0     1       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BLOOD FIST HAMME 7644  4  3 0 KLK FISTS HAMMERZ 567 FRENCH TICKLER 7930   563         
BLACK FIST HAMME 7645  3  2 0 KLK FISTS HAMMERZ 567 COPPERHEAD 8040       561         
KOMPROMAT 7997         2  6 0 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 576 WINDREAVER 8000       559 NOT REVE
CHOBAM 7913            4  6 0 STEEL LEGION 581      LARCIA 7999           562         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Yikes, if it weren't for the Duel2Dude's column, there's be a mighty loud echo
     around here! -- Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHEESE WHIZ devastated COMICUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FROZEN ROPE overcame BASHFUL in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
SOULTANCHOR was bested by ZIMA in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
FULL METAL MINX was outlasted by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 14 minute Challenge match.
FEYEVER vanquished HORTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SWEET STUFF was savagely defeated by PHIL HELLMUTH in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
WINDREAVER was handily defeated by GOLD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FRENCH TICKLER slaughtered BLOOD FIST HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AANSLOW NJORD was vanquished by REAPING BEAUTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STEEPLEJACK defeated LARCIA in a 3 minute Challenge match.
WOEBEGONE was handily defeated by BELY MEDVED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRODIGAL SON was demolished by COBALT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ENURAM viciously subdued BALLAST in a exciting 2 minute bloody veteran's contest.
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS beat N'AZADAR in a 2 minute master's conflict.
PROPAGANDA overpowered SEIUS GLABRIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CALIS was overcome by SIMPLICITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HATCH BATTENER devastated KAZACH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RELLIK outlasted PRAESENTIUS in a exciting 8 minute brutal match.
CHROME overpowered SLAP PAPPY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THOROR IRONHAND was bested by CROWBARBIE in a popular 1 minute contest.
MISS TEAK overpowered SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEIDI? was outlasted by TANKERBELL in a dull 13 minute beginner's fray.
VANE was unbelievably bested by MAGNESIUM in a popular 3 minute gory novice's bout.
IRON vanquished POCKET ROCKET in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  24 -  5      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        37 -  28 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  35 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  65 -  6      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  41 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  32 -  5      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  31 -  2      28  |

Turn 563 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FROZEN ROPE 7841           12   9  0  108 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
SLASHING ATTACK  COBALT 7784                12   6  0  112 STEEL LEGION (581)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHEESE WHIZ 7821           12   4  3   96 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
BASHING ATTACK   BASHFUL 7899               14   5  0   92 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 7937          12   3  0   88 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
TOTAL PARRY      MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724      16   8  0   80 SEA DOGS (575)
WALL OF STEEL    GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906       13   7  1   70 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
PARRY-LUNGE      PHIL HELLMUTH 7842         11   4  1   67 POKER GREATS (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CALIS 7849.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PRAESENTIUS 7996.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHIL HELLMUTH 7842, CALIS 
7849, VANE 8044, ENURAM 7851, N'AZADAR 7850, CHEESE WHIZ 7821, FROZEN ROPE 7841, 
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906, PROPAGANDA 7747, and FEYEVER 7993.

The least popular fighter this week was TANKERBELL 8053.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FULL METAL MINX 7900, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724, HEIDI? 8050, RELLIK 7852, 
SLAP PAPPY 8021, KAZACH 7853, SEIUS GLABRIO 7978, PRODIGAL SON 7937, WOEBEGONE 7795, 
and STEEPLEJACK 8031.