DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2007 Duedate: 06/09/2007
MORDANT ARENA
DM-1 TURN-572
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SWEET STUFF
MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
(1-7966) [17-6-1,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BELY MEDVED MIDIAN
LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) THE MINISTRY (599)
(1-7751) [19-10-0,109] (1-7984) [2-1-1,12]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CALIS MISS TEAK
DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) SEA DOGS (575)
(1-7849) [14-17-0,71] (1-8015) [9-7-0,72]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 42
2. ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 40 SEA DOGS (575)
3. JGW PERISHABLE (409) 30 Unchartered Team
4. DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 29
5. DEATH'S DOOR (129) 22 THE MINISTRY (599)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SEA DOGS (575) 82 62 1 56.9 1/ 2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 9 5 3
2/ 3 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 234 189 35 55.3 2/ 4 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 7 5 0
3/ 4 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 56 49 0 53.3 3/ 8 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 7 8 1
4/ 6 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 120 106 1 53.1 4/ 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 6 6 0
5/ 1*THE MINISTRY (599) 9 8 3 52.9 5/12 JGW PERISHABLE (409) 6 6 0
6/ 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 468 421 58 52.6 6/ 7 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 6 7 0
7- 7 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 65 60 4 52.0 7/ 6 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 5 3 0
8/ 8 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 373 375 42 49.9 8- 3 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 5 4 0
9/ 9 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 74 79 5 48.4 9/ 5 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 4 2 0
10-10*JGW'S DARKNESS (574) 10 11 2 47.6 10/ 9 SEA DOGS (575) 4 11 0
11/11 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 305 345 21 46.9 11-11*BOOZE (605) 2 2 0
12-12 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573) 16 25 0 39.0 12/10*THE MINISTRY (599) 2 6 1
13/14 JGW PERISHABLE (409) 30 63 4 32.3 13-13 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573) 1 0 0
14-13*BOOZE (605) 5 12 1 29.4 14-14*JGW'S DARKNESS (574) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome MORDANT. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have
I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Biff! Pow! MORDANT
watched with glee as SWEORDMASTERS got knocked off top spot by MANNEQUIN'S BEST!
Hmmmph! I always thought SHE'S CRAFTY was an over-rated team and they proved it with
a 0-0-0! Ya gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust!
Block out the pain! JGW PERISHABLE is now ranked 5th with a 4-0-0 turn. DEATH'S
DOOR showed MORDANT what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk
off with 3-1-0. What's with COMICUS? He actually beat LIVE FROM MOSCOW!'s ZIMA, and
walked away with 27 more points from the fight. Major screwup at LIVE FROM MOSCOW!.
ZIMA lost 23 points to COMICUS. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe ZIMA will
provide more easy wins... MANNEQUIN'S BEST's hatred of ROMAN EMPIRE surfaced again
as SWEET STUFF challenged MORDANT's top dog. I'm sure MORDANT is excited about SWEET
STUFF, the new Duelmaster from MANNEQUIN'S BEST. (remember?) But when you've seen
as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about
your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... MORDANT thinks LAB
EXPERIMENTS and their 373-375-42 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give
up... In my day, no team with a 371-374-42 would scare me off! What's the problem,
JGW PERISHABLE? How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior,
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
MORDANT is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET STUFF 7966 17 6 1 106 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOULTANCHOR 7980 12 6 2 123 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-CHEESE WHIZ 7821 14 4 3 114 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
BELY MEDVED 7751 19 10 0 109 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906 18 11 1 104 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
PRAESENTIUS 7996 11 8 0 99 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
COMICUS 7207 17 18 0 97 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
WINDREAVER 8000 12 7 1 97 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
POCKET ROCKET 8059 7 3 0 94 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HATCH BATTENER 8014 10 6 0 89 SEA DOGS (575)
ENURAM 7851 19 12 3 87 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-FULL METAL MINX 7900 14 12 0 86 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724 17 16 0 85 SEA DOGS (575)
-FEYEVER 7993 7 3 2 83 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
KEITH RICHARDS 7927 11 11 0 82 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
RELLIK 7852 17 14 0 80 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
LARRY KING 7893 15 10 0 80 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
BALLAST 7727 14 17 0 79 SEA DOGS (575)
HORTATOR 7791 14 10 1 74 SEA DOGS (575)
ZIMA 7750 18 11 0 73 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
MISS TEAK 8015 9 7 0 72 SEA DOGS (575)
CALIS 7849 14 17 0 71 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
-REAPING BEAUTY 8032 10 3 0 70 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
N'AZADAR 7850 13 18 2 67 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIMPLICITY 7995 12 8 1 67 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEIUS GLABRIO 7978 8 12 2 61 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TYPHOID MARY 7941 9 12 0 53 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
VANE 8044 7 4 0 49 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
LOST SOUL 7868 8 7 2 44 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
SLAP PAPPY 8021 8 8 1 39 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
HEIDI? 8050 4 7 1 37 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-CROWBARBIE 8041 5 7 0 36 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEPLEJACK 8031 9 5 0 32 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
LUNG CANCER 7977 7 10 0 31 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
-CRYSTAL 7869 4 0 0 31 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
-TANKERBELL 8053 5 1 0 29 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
LOYOLA 7956 4 7 0 29 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
LION DUNG 8070 4 2 0 27 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-BASKET CASE 7722 3 1 0 25 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
-WHITE WIDOW 7870 2 0 0 24 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DURBAN POISON 7716 4 3 0 23 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
BESS AMIE 8082 2 0 0 22 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
MAUI JIMS 8086 1 0 1 22 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-BRANDY 8073 1 1 0 21 BOOZE (605)
-TURTLE POWER 7714 3 5 0 18 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
-GANGREL 7986 2 1 0 18 THE MINISTRY (599)
-VODKA 8054 1 0 0 17 BOOZE (605)
-SOUR MASH 8074 1 1 0 16 BOOZE (605)
SUPER GLUE 8080 2 1 1 15 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-OVERLORD 7719 2 2 0 14 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
-EARLY MISTY 7717 1 7 0 14 JGW'S ABSTRACT (573)
MIDIAN 7984 2 1 1 12 THE MINISTRY (599)
-VENGENCE 7982 2 1 1 12 THE MINISTRY (599)
-DEATH'S ESCORT 7720 2 2 1 11 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
VISCERA 7985 1 2 0 11 THE MINISTRY (599)
UNDERTAKER 7983 2 3 1 10 THE MINISTRY (599)
-SATAN SMITH 7884 0 1 0 7 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
-BLACKENED 7721 1 3 0 6 JGW'S DARKNESS (574)
NICE TRY KATE 8083 1 0 0 5 JGW PERISHABLE (409)
MISS CARGOT 8079 0 1 0 1 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-SNOW WHITEMARE 8087 0 1 0 1 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
SNEER 8085 0 1 0 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GESHI SCRIVENER 550 0 1 0 1 MAUI JIMS 8086 572 NONE
KAZACH 7853 11 18 0 DESOLATE TEMPLE 586 SEIUS GLABRIO 7978 570 REVENGED
STRICKEN 8013 0 4 0 JGW PERISHABLE 409 SUPER GLUE 8080 570 REVENGED
HERICANE 8078 0 1 0 SHE'S CRAFTY 592 VENGENCE 7982 570
PERSONAL ADS
Vengence -- You accused me of scumming you in the recent tourney, but how can you
really know my strategy when you didn't make it past turn 3? In any case, Hericane
will be avenged and we'll send cupcakes afterwards. -- Tankerbell
Last week, Chark Forkbeard and Silisa the Snake had their BEST...WEEK...EVER.
Desolate Temple, not so much.
Mannequin -- Given the numerous deaths of my warriors at your warriors hands I take
satisfaction of finally getting a bloodfeud win against you. It was an unfortunate
matchup of a new warrior against an established warrior that lead to the death, so I
will not challenge you again for this matter. Good showing, sir. You have my utmost
respect. -- JGW
Super Glue -- Why, you are a pesky sort. I nearly had to go to reserve power to peel
the lid off your can. Next time you'll think twice before offing a fellow warrior of
the stable. -- Lost Soul
SwineTiger -- Well, I'm here for a while, and ready to party. Hope you brought the
dip. I've got the bag of chips. -- JGW
Vengence -- For a warrior of a team that has a lot to say, you really didn't speak
volumes during your fight. -- Bess Amie
Gangrel -- Another minute and you would have been mine. Next time you may not be so
lucky. -- Loyola
Tanker Bell -- You are scum! Next time, I'll be ready! -- Undertaker
Bess Amie -- Good fight. Thank you for the skills. -- Vengence
Loyola -- I'm not laughing at you. The heck I'm not! *giggle* -- Gangrel
Death's Door -- I didn't want you to feel unchallenged. -- Kas, mgr. the Ministry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SWEET STUFF slimly won victory over PRAESENTIUS in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
POCKET ROCKET outwaited MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WINDREAVER devastated HORTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SIMPLICITY defeated SEIUS GLABRIO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
VANE was devastated by CALIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STEEPLEJACK was viciously subdued by LOST SOUL in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HEIDI? narrowly defeated LUNG CANCER in a action packed 5 minute Challenge melee.
LOYOLA vanquished UNDERTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BELY MEDVED won victory over HATCH BATTENER in a 2 minute duel.
ZIMA was overpowered by COMICUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLUTIUS MAXIMUS handily defeated SILISA THE SNAKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RELLIK luckily beat MISS TEAK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
ENURAM viciously subdued BALLAST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory veteran's battle.
LARRY KING overcame N'AZADAR in a 3 minute veteran's conflict.
KEITH RICHARDS vanquished MAD MANNEQUIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TYPHOID MARY won victory over SLAP PAPPY in a 1 minute fray.
VISCERA was beaten by SUPER GLUE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
LION DUNG devastated MIDIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BESS AMIE subdued SNEER in a 1 minute novice's bout.
MISS CARGOT was luckily beaten by NICE TRY KATE in a 4 minute amateur's fight.
MAUI JIMS executed GESHI SCRIVENER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 39 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 12 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 43 - 3 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 36 - 32 - 2 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 25 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 34 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 23 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
Turn 572 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SWEET STUFF 7966 17 6 1 106 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
LUNGING ATTACK BELY MEDVED 7751 19 10 0 109 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
WALL OF STEEL GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906 18 11 1 104 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
BASHING ATTACK WINDREAVER 8000 12 7 1 97 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
AIMED BLOW POCKET ROCKET 8059 7 3 0 94 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
STRIKING ATTACK HATCH BATTENER 8014 10 6 0 89 SEA DOGS (575)
SLASHING ATTACK VANE 8044 7 4 0 49 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CALIS 7849. The most popular warrior this turn was
MISS TEAK 8015. The ten other most popular fighters were PRAESENTIUS 7996, POCKET
ROCKET 8059, MISS CARGOT 8079, LUNG CANCER 7977, ENURAM 7851, SEIUS GLABRIO 7978,
HEIDI? 8050, VISCERA 7985, LOST SOUL 7868, and HATCH BATTENER 8014.
The least popular fighter this week was MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724. The other ten least
popular fighters were NICE TRY KATE 8083, SNEER 8085, MIDIAN 7984, SLAP PAPPY 8021,
ZIMA 7750, UNDERTAKER 7983, VANE 8044, HORTATOR 7791, LION DUNG 8070, and SUPER GLUE
8080.