DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/25/2007 Duedate: 07/07/2007 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-574 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS BELY MEDVED LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) (1-7751) [20-11-0,117] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader COBALT POSITION IS EMPTY STEEL LEGION (581) (1-7784) [14-6-0,120] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite COMICUS COBALT ROMAN EMPIRE (531) STEEL LEGION (581) (1-7207) [17-20-0,83] (1-7784) [14-6-0,120] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ROMAN EMPIRE (531) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 39 2. STEEL LEGION (581) 33 SEA DOGS (575) 3. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 31 Unchartered Team 4. SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 23 5. TEAM WRATH (606) 15 TEAM WRATH (606) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SEA DOGS (575) 87 67 1 56.5 1/ 1 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 8 6 0 2/ 2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 237 196 36 54.7 2/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 7 8 2 3- 3 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 123 107 1 53.5 3- 3 DEATH'S DOOR (129) 6 2 0 4/ 5 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 58 51 0 53.2 4- 2 JGW PERISHABLE (409) 6 2 0 5/ 4 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 472 425 58 52.6 5- 5 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 5 3 0 6/ 6 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 69 66 4 51.1 6/12 STEEL LEGION (581) 5 4 1 7/ 8 STEEL LEGION (581) 49 49 3 50.0 7/ 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 5 7 0 8/ 7 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 375 379 43 49.7 8/ 8 SEA DOGS (575) 5 10 0 9- 9 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) 76 81 5 48.4 9/ 6 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 4 5 1 10/10 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) 310 349 21 47.0 10/10 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) 4 6 0 11-11*THE MINISTRY (599) 9 11 3 45.0 11/11 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) 3 3 0 12/ 0*TEAM WRATH (606) 2 3 0 40.0 12- 9*BOOZE (605) 2 1 0 13-12*BOOZE (605) 7 13 1 35.0 13/ 0*TEAM WRATH (606) 2 3 0 14-13 JGW PERISHABLE (409) 32 65 4 33.0 14-13*THE MINISTRY (599) 0 6 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of MORDANT. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. What's a move up by 6 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to STEEL LEGION. Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but SWEORDMASTERS will tell you 472-425-58 is nothing to laugh at... Practice pays for GOLD, who pummelled BALLAST, to pocket 23 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, ZIMA was winsome, after beating HATCH BATTENER and seeing him lose 16 points. Well, Duelmaster SWEET STUFF challenged LIVE FROM MOSCOW!'s BELY MEDVED. Is a 18-6-1 good enough? Now I can't insult BELY MEDVED, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in MORDANT is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in MORDANT avoid LAB EXPERIMENTS. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SHE'S CRAFTY, so did that sorry team shy from LAB EXPERIMENTS If challenges were horses, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR could open up a fast food joint! Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. Citizens of MORDANT, be sure to settle your debts with SIMPLICITY of LAB EXPERIMENTS. It's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on its mind! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, SLAP PAPPY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Q: What's a record like 9-6-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This week's winner: STEEPLEJACK of SWEORDMASTERS! Charity is unknown in MORDANT, and rightly so. SHE'S CRAFTY exacted their revenge against LAB EXPERIMENTS. Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. Do not think spyreporting in MORDANT is the highlight of my life. As the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for MORDANT? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BELY MEDVED 7751 20 11 0 117 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SOULTANCHOR 7980 12 6 2 123 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) COBALT 7784 14 6 0 120 STEEL LEGION (581) WINDREAVER 8000 14 7 1 119 SWEORDMASTERS (138) GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906 20 11 1 116 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) -CHEESE WHIZ 7821 14 4 3 114 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) POCKET ROCKET 8059 8 4 0 101 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) ZIMA 7750 19 12 0 95 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) -ENURAM 7851 20 12 3 94 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) HORTATOR 7791 16 10 1 93 SEA DOGS (575) PRAESENTIUS 7996 12 9 0 92 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) SWEET STUFF 7966 18 7 1 91 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -KEITH RICHARDS 7927 12 11 0 90 DEATH'S DOOR (129) MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724 18 17 0 89 SEA DOGS (575) HATCH BATTENER 8014 11 7 0 84 SEA DOGS (575) COMICUS 7207 17 20 0 83 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) BALLAST 7727 15 18 0 83 SEA DOGS (575) -FEYEVER 7993 7 3 2 83 SWEORDMASTERS (138) GOLD 7787 10 7 0 82 STEEL LEGION (581) -RELLIK 7852 17 15 0 81 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) FULL METAL MINX 7900 14 14 0 81 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) REAPING BEAUTY 8032 12 3 0 81 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) -CALIS 7849 15 17 0 80 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) -LARRY KING 7893 15 11 0 79 DEATH'S DOOR (129) MISS TEAK 8015 9 9 0 78 SEA DOGS (575) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -N'AZADAR 7850 13 19 2 68 DESOLATE TEMPLE (586) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SEIUS GLABRIO 7978 9 13 2 63 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) -TYPHOID MARY 7941 10 12 0 59 DEATH'S DOOR (129) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VANE 8044 8 5 0 50 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -LOST SOUL 7868 9 7 2 49 JGW PERISHABLE (409) TANKERBELL 8053 7 1 0 40 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) -LUNG CANCER 7977 8 10 0 35 DEATH'S DOOR (129) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LION DUNG 8070 5 2 0 33 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) HEIDI? 8050 5 8 2 32 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) -BESS AMIE 8082 3 0 0 29 JGW PERISHABLE (409) -BRANDY 8073 2 1 0 26 BOOZE (605) -LOYOLA 7956 4 8 0 25 JGW PERISHABLE (409) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IRON 8052 3 0 1 23 STEEL LEGION (581) -VODKA 8054 2 0 0 20 BOOZE (605) -VENGENCE 7982 2 2 1 19 THE MINISTRY (599) -GANGREL 7986 2 2 0 16 THE MINISTRY (599) SUPER GLUE 8080 3 2 2 13 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -UNDERTAKER 7983 2 4 1 12 THE MINISTRY (599) -MIDIAN 7984 2 1 1 12 THE MINISTRY (599) SNEER 8085 1 2 0 12 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -VISCERA 7985 1 2 0 11 THE MINISTRY (599) WICKED JESTER 8090 1 0 0 6 TEAM WRATH (606) UNHOLY WRATH 8091 1 0 0 6 TEAM WRATH (606) -NICE TRY KATE 8083 1 1 0 4 JGW PERISHABLE (409) SNOW WHITEMARE 8087 0 3 0 3 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) TOXINDERELLA 8098 0 1 0 1 SHE'S CRAFTY (592) STINKY 8092 0 1 0 1 TEAM WRATH (606) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? KAZACH 7853 11 18 0 DESOLATE TEMPLE 586 SEIUS GLABRIO 7978 570 REVENGED STRICKEN 8013 0 4 0 JGW PERISHABLE 409 SUPER GLUE 8080 570 REVENGED SIMPLICITY 7995 12 10 1 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 UNDEAD WARRIOR 572 574 NONE MISS CARGOT 8079 1 2 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 IRON 8052 574 SLAP PAPPY 8021 8 10 1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 MOUNTAIN TROLL 563 574 NONE MAUI JIMS 8086 1 2 1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 UNDEAD WARRIOR 572 574 NONE CROWBARBIE 8041 5 8 0 SHE'S CRAFTY 592 HEIDI? 8050 573 JUST REV HERICANE 8078 0 1 0 SHE'S CRAFTY 592 VENGENCE 7982 570 REVENGED RUST 8095 0 1 0 STEEL LEGION 581 UNDEAD WARRIOR 572 574 NONE STEEPLEJACK 8031 9 7 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 SHEWISH GIANT 566 574 NONE INFECTED 8094 0 1 0 TEAM WRATH 606 MOUNTAIN TROLL 563 574 NONE WICKED MONK 8093 0 1 0 TEAM WRATH 606 SUPER GLUE 8080 574 PERSONAL ADS Makeshift Anchor and Heidi? -- I'm starting to realize the value of back-up weapons. Crowbarbie did pack a mean punch though. Granted, it's now a fist attached to a corpse. -- SwineTiger Undertaker -- If you want some tips on how to keep up with Tankerbell, send me a PM. I have some advice that's going to improve his chances against her immensely. Just payin' it forward. -- SwineTiger Tankerbell -- I apologize for calling you scum. All in all, you fight very well for a total parry. I have learned from this experience. Thank you. -- Undertaker Reaping Beauty -- Ow!!! Could you hit any harder? -- Vengence P.S. That was a rhetorical question. Lung Cancer -- A lunger versus an aimed blow is always bad. Especially if the lunger has 14 more fights than the aimed blow. I needed the skills anyway. -- Gangrel She's Crafty -- I was sorry to hear of Crowbarbie's demise. She was one of Mordant's better warriors. However, congrats are in order for Tankerbell and Reaping Beauty. -- Kas, mgr. The Ministry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SIMPLICITY was viciously butchered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 8 minute Dark Arena fight. SLAP PAPPY was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. STEEPLEJACK was savagely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. MAUI JIMS was butchered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. RUST was assassinated by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. INFECTED was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition. TANKERBELL outwaited HEIDI? in a slow 15 minute bloody Bloodfeud duel. SWEET STUFF was overpowered by BELY MEDVED in a 2 minute Challenge Title brawl. PRAESENTIUS was handily defeated by WINDREAVER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. POCKET ROCKET vanquished MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. GLUTIUS MAXIMUS unbelievably bested MISS TEAK in a popular 3 minute duel. COBALT savagely defeated FULL METAL MINX in a popular 3 minute gory expert's match. HATCH BATTENER was subdued by ZIMA in a 1 minute match. HORTATOR viciously subdued COMICUS in a 2 minute brutal master's conflict. SEIUS GLABRIO was demolished by REAPING BEAUTY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. BALLAST was handily defeated by GOLD in a 2 minute one-sided conflict. VANE vanquished CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. IRON dispatched MISS CARGOT in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray. SUPER GLUE delivered the death blow upon WICKED MONK in a 2 minute novice's brawl. SNEER overpowered STINKY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match. SNOW WHITEMARE was luckily beaten by UNHOLY WRATH in a 2 minute amateur's fight. WICKED JESTER bested TOXINDERELLA in a 1 minute gory novice's contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 12 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 22 - 2 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 35 - 30 - 2 54 | |AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 47 - 3 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 43 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 26 - 1 46 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 2 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 9 - 0 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 22 - 2 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | Turn 574 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 7 3 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK BELY MEDVED 7751 20 11 0 117 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) SLASHING ATTACK COBALT 7784 14 6 0 120 STEEL LEGION (581) BASHING ATTACK WINDREAVER 8000 14 7 1 119 SWEORDMASTERS (138) WALL OF STEEL GLUTIUS MAXIMUS 7906 20 11 1 116 ROMAN EMPIRE (531) AIMED BLOW POCKET ROCKET 8059 8 4 0 101 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) TOTAL PARRY SWEET STUFF 7966 18 7 1 91 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) STRIKING ATTACK HATCH BATTENER 8014 11 7 0 84 SEA DOGS (575) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is COMICUS 7207. The most popular warrior this turn was COBALT 7784. The ten other most popular fighters were MISS TEAK 8015, HORTATOR 7791, GOLD 7787, MISS CARGOT 8079, BELY MEDVED 7751, POCKET ROCKET 8059, SNEER 8085, SNOW WHITEMARE 8087, WICKED JESTER 8090, and STEEPLEJACK 8031. The least popular fighter this week was TANKERBELL 8053. The other ten least popular fighters were HEIDI? 8050, TOXINDERELLA 8098, STINKY 8092, BALLAST 7727, SEIUS GLABRIO 7978, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724, PRAESENTIUS 7996, INFECTED 8094, RUST 8095, and WICKED MONK 8093. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: BELY MEDVED (1-7751) LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576) GLUTIUS MAXIMUS (1-7906) ROMAN EMPIRE (531)