DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/01/2007    Duedate: 10/13/2007

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-581

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LARRY KING
DEATH'S DOOR (129)
(1-7893) [20-11-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZIMA                           DEMON PRINCE
LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)        TEAM WRATH (606)
(1-7750) [24-14-0,139]         (1-8117) [1-3-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COMICUS                        SEIUS GLABRIO
ROMAN EMPIRE (531)             ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
(1-7207) [20-22-0,99]          (1-7978) [11-16-2,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA DOGS (575)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SWEORDMASTERS (138)         31
2. ROMAN EMPIRE (531)          21      SEA DOGS (575)
3. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)       19      Unchartered Team
4. TEAM WRATH (606)            13
5. LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)     12      ENTERPRISE (345)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SEA DOGS (575)           105  84  3 55.6   1/ 1 SEA DOGS (575)            8  7 1
 2/ 2 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)   64  53  0 54.7   2/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    6  9 3
 3/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   249 219 41 53.2   3/ 2 DEATH'S DOOR (129)        6  9 1
 4/ 3 DEATH'S DOOR (129)       135 120  2 52.9   4/ 3 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)     5  4 0
 5- 5 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)        81  73  5 52.6   5/ 9 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       4  6 0
 6/ 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      484 439 58 52.4   6/ 5 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)        4  9 1
 7/ 7 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)    386 389 45 49.8   7/ 6 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)   3  0 0
 8/ 8 ROMAN EMPIRE (531)       320 361 22 47.0   8/10 BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)    2  1 0
 9/ 9 BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)    19  26  0 42.2   9/12*ENTERPRISE (345)          2  3 0
10-10 BOOZE (605)               13  20  2 39.4  10- 7 SHE'S CRAFTY (592)        1  1 0
11/11*ENTERPRISE (345)           3   5  0 37.5  11- 8 BOOZE (605)               1  4 0
12/12*TEAM WRATH (606)           6  24  2 20.0  12/11*TEAM WRATH (606)          1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 580): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 463): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 588): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 584): LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 583): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 587): JUGGERNAUT 31 of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 585): BABY JESUS of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 579): QUIZNOS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 571): XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 570): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 544): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 534): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 521): CELIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 470): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 225): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 213): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 418): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 462): SUSHI SLINGER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 580): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 463): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 588): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 584): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 583): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 587): MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 585): SENTINELS (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 579): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 571): BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 569): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 544): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 534): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 521): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 470): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 224): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 213): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 418): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): QUARTERFLASH (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 462) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 580): HATCH BATTENER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            SWEET STUFF of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 587): BIG BROTHER of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 584): HOWARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 582): GRETZKY of SPORTS GREATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 579): QUIZNOS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 520): QUICK DEAD HAMMER of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 417): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon MORDANT, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  What's a move up by 4 you ask?  (alright, maybe 
you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to SWEORDMASTERS.  TEAM WRATH had 
cause to celebrate, after DEMON PRINCE got 17 points by beating BRAIN FREEZE.  SEIUS 
GLABRIO certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to MIASMA and 
losing 8 points in the process!  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as 
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR faced MORDANT's Duelmaster.  LARRY KING successfully staved off a 
grab for the roses by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS.  Does MORDANT have no one 
talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in MORDANT is using psychics 
to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
MANNEQUIN'S BEST are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The 
warriors of MANNEQUIN'S BEST found their efforts at combat frustrated as TEAM WRATH 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and BRAIN FREEZE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't 
DEATH'S DOOR proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  STONE GOLEM in 
the Dark Arena wasn't enough for HATCH BATTENER of SEA DOGS.  Maybe that certain 
serving girl(?) at Conan's Place will be!  Those who owe SWEET STUFF of MANNEQUIN'S 
BEST money and had written her off, take note:  she'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  
AND she'S MAD!!!  Citizens of MORDANT, be sure to settle your debts with POCKET 
ROCKET of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  It's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things 
on its mind!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in MORDANT is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MORDANT farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LARRY KING 7893              20  11  0   110       DEATH'S DOOR (129)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZIMA 7750                    24  14  0   139       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
-SOULTANCHOR 7980             12   6  2   123       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-CHEESE WHIZ 7821             14   4  3   114       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724        23  19  0   106       SEA DOGS (575)
 COMICUS 7207                 20  22  0    99       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
 BALLAST 7727                 18  22  0    96       SEA DOGS (575)
 MISS TEAK 8015               12  13  0    96       SEA DOGS (575)
 KEITH RICHARDS 7927          15  13  0    93       DEATH'S DOOR (129)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FULL METAL MINX 7900         15  15  0    83       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
-FEYEVER 7993                  7   3  2    83       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 TYPHOID MARY 7941            12  15  0    80       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
-REAPING BEAUTY 8032          13   6  0    79       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIASMA 8104                   7   0  0    64       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 SEIUS GLABRIO 7978           11  16  2    58       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CABDRIVER FEET 7870           5   1  0    54       BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)
 KOOK AROCHA 8120              5   1  1    49       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
-TANKERBELL 8053              10   2  0    48       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)
 LUNG CANCER 7977              9  14  0    41       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
-TOXINDERELLA 8098             5   2  1    40       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRYSTAL 7869                  4   0  0    31       BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)
 JABBAR 8130                   4   0  1    28       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOW WHITEMARE 8087           2   4  0    24       SHE'S CRAFTY (592)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DURBAN POISON 7716            4   3  0    23       BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)
 BAMBOO SHOOT 8121             4   2  1    22       LAB EXPERIMENTS (261)
 DEMON PRINCE 8117             1   3  0    20       TEAM WRATH (606)
-TURTLE POWER 7714             3   5  0    18       BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)
-BRANDY 8073                   2   2  0    16       BOOZE (605)
 WAIF 8160                     1   0  0    16       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-EARLY MISTY 7717              1   7  0    14       BABYFOOD FLAVORS (573)
 CAIUS OCCIUS 8155             1   0  0    13       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-LT CDR DATA 5335              1   1  0    12       ENTERPRISE (345)
 COUNSELOR TROY 5338           2   2  0    10       ENTERPRISE (345)
 ANGELIC PHANTOM 8119          2   2  1     9       TEAM WRATH (606)
-COGNAC 8088                   2   2  0     9       BOOZE (605)
 DEMONIC MONARCH 8118          1   3  1     7       TEAM WRATH (606)
 BRAIN FREEZE 8133             1   3  1     7       DEATH'S DOOR (129)
 MOTHER MAYHEM 8129            0   2  0     2       TEAM WRATH (606)
 QUEEN AGONY 8128              0   2  0     2       TEAM WRATH (606)
-EUSTACIUS 8144                0   1  0     1       ROMAN EMPIRE (531)
-WHISKEY 8146                  0   1  0     1       BOOZE (605)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
STONE GOLEM 571        0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          HATCH BATTENER 8014   581 NONE    
HIGH ELF 564           0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SWEET STUFF 7966      581 NONE    
LT CDR FORGE 5334      0  1 0 ENTERPRISE 345        UNDEAD WARRIOR 572    581 NONE    
1271113151511 8157     0  1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261   SPYMASTER 567         581 NONE    
POCKET ROCKET 8059    10  9 1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537  ARENAMASTER KAKAR 568 581 NONE    
991617101211 8158      0  1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537  UNDEAD WARRIOR 572    581 NONE    
177117171213 8159      0  1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537  HIGH ELF 564          581 NONE    
LION DUNG II 8145      1  1 1 ROMAN EMPIRE 531      STONE GOLEM 571       581 NONE    
MAN OVERBOARD 8154     0  1 0 SEA DOGS 575          SHEWISH GIANT 566     581 NONE    
EDGE 8099              0  1 0 STEEL LEGION 581      KOOK AROCHA 8120      577 NOT REVE
SANTOKU 8153           0  1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138     STONE GOLEM 571       581 NONE    
HOSTILE KNIGHT 8127    0  1 0 TEAM WRATH 606        BAMBOO SHOOT 8121     577 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

6 September 2007
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                   *****                              *******
                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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15 managers have announced for the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse!!!!!!  There is still 
time to join and make a name for yourself in one of Alastari's fiercest contests!  I 
must correct a mistake in the previous announcement.  I incorrectly called it the 
Slaughterhouse 2, but in reality, this will be the third installment of the 
Slaughterhouse!

HOW TO JOIN

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up 
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates 
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is 
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately November 27, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the 
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in 
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes 
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited 
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be 
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize 
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three 
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating 
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time, 
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest 
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by 
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

20 September 2007
Ok, ok, you can stop not-talking about TOGS VI already, it is coming, slowly but
surely, like a giant, over-fed, greased slug sliding down a gravely driveway.  We're
looking for new-comers, old-timers, in-betweeners, fence-sitters and Delarquans to
come on out and participate.  Just think, you could be the next Pinky & the Brain
pairing (a la Creepster & Manager), or maybe you'll be the team that crushes all in
its path on the way TO UTTER AND COMPLETE TOGS DOMINATION!!!!!!  [note:  insert
sinister cackle if it helps you complete the picture]

There will be a few minor changes, so let's recap the rules from top to bottom:

1.  Each TOGS team consists of two managers.  After the contest starts, there will be
no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your teammate wisely.  TOGS VI will last
for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so.

2.  The TOGS entry fee is 2 team setups per manager.  This means 4 setups per TOGS
team.  This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no exceptions
being made.  This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or manager decides
to back out early.  To pay the entry fee either:
     a)  send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
          Paul Jokelson
          115 Moss Ave. #201
          Oakland, CA 94611
     b)  get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates.  Sorry, no credit cards
         and no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.

3. TOGS point system:

Fights: 

10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another TOGS warrior.
 7 points for winning on your even challenge of another TOGS warrior.
 7 points for winning on another TOGS warriors challenge.
 7 points for winning a random match-up against another TOGS warrior.
 4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another TOGS warrior.
 4 points for winning a random match-up against a non-TOGS warrior.

Changes this TOGS: 

** 10 points for any challenge by the DM, UP OR DOWN!!
** 4 points for winning a random match-up against your TOGS partner's warrior.
To state the obvious, there are 0 points if you challenge your partner.

** 4 points for winning a bloodfeud attempt against you by a non-TOGS warrior

You will not get any points if you challenge or get challenged by a non-TOGS team
(with the exception of the above-stated rule if you get bloodfeuded), so use your
avoids wisely if you think someone is out to get you.

Spots/Ads

5 points for every spotlight written by any team member.  1 per manager per turn.

The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and we will be completely firm on
this.  In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will not be given points if
they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.
We will be the sole judge of this.  If you're unsure if we will judge something to be
Duelmasters or fantasy related, then e-mail me before you write the spotlight and
ask.  We reserve the right to take points away from a spotlight after they are given
if we judge at later time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.

-5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
personal ad.

4.  TOGS VI will start in arena 60 shortly after the Winter Face-to-Face (turn due
Feb 21, Aradi turn 436) and as mentioned before will last for 13 turns.  There will
be multipliers in the later rounds, which means that all points accumulated by a team
on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by each team
on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.

5.  Soultaker and Nuln will be the sole arbiters of any dispute that may arise, with
props to Sentinel for doing the score-keeping as always.  Whine all you like, we will
be glad to provide comfortable chairs and the cheese of your choice.

And there be the rules.  If you look closely, you'll notice there were a few minor
changes and additions made from the TOGS V rules.  They are as follows:

-- The Snotman & Nuln rule:  Last TOGS Snotman and Nuln randomly matched up something
like 4-5 times, so we basically decided out of pity to now give a small amount of
points (4 in this case) for winning a random against a teammate, so that you're not
completely screwed by having 2 of your 10 warriors get 0 zero points automatically.

-- Scaling Down Points for the DM:  Previously a TOGS DM would get 10 points *in
addition* to whatever challenge points they got.  This was to keep the DM from being
penalized for being at the top and give people something to fight for.  However, it
was a bit too much of an award and we decided to scale it back and eliminate the
bonus, but give full upchallenge credit whenever the DM challenges.

-- Bloodfeuds from outside TOGS teams:  This incident came up last TOGS, and it was
felt that if a person killed a non-TOGS warrior in a random, they shouldn't have to
be potentially locked into 4 turns of getting 0 points.  So we've added an additional
rule which now gives 4 points if you win when bloodfeuded by a non-TOGS warrior, at
least giving you some way to get points if you're locked into a non-TOGS bloodfeud
instead of being basically removed from the contest for 4 turns.

And lastly...

-- Team Names:  This was not listed in the rules, but to make things more festive, at
the suggestion of Manager we have decided to have the added dimension of team names!
Yes, no more boring rankings with Team 4 edging out Team 7.  Just picture reading a
TOGS turn report now, with something along the lines of "Team Fiery Starfish
obliterated Team Superior TOGSlings," just as one example.

We hope to see you all there....

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HATCH BATTENER viciously butchered STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWEET STUFF savagely slew HIGH ELF in a 6 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
POCKET ROCKET was assassinated by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LION DUNG II was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
MAN OVERBOARD was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
991617101211 was butchered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
1271113151511 was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
LT CDR FORGE was executed by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
177117171213 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SANTOKU was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR slimly lost to LARRY KING in a 29 minute Challenge Title fight.
COMICUS savagely defeated BALLAST in a popular 3 minute gory expert's Challenge match.
TYPHOID MARY was subdued by MISS TEAK in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
KOOK AROCHA viciously subdued LUNG CANCER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
MIASMA unbelievably bested SEIUS GLABRIO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
QUEEN AGONY lost to COUNSELOR TROY in a 1 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge bout.
DEMON PRINCE handily defeated BRAIN FREEZE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KEITH RICHARDS was devastated by ZIMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CABDRIVER FEET demolished CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAMBOO SHOOT beat MOTHER MAYHEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
ANGELIC PHANTOM was bested by CAIUS OCCIUS in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
JABBAR demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEMONIC MONARCH was vanquished by WAIF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  27 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  21 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  57 -  6      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  13 -  2      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  24 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  22 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  18 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 581 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LARRY KING 7893            20  11  0  110 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
AIMED BLOW       ZIMA 7750                  24  14  0  139 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (576)
BASHING ATTACK   KEITH RICHARDS 7927        15  13  0   93 DEATH'S DOOR (129)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COMICUS 7207.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SEIUS GLABRIO 7978.  The ten other most popular fighters were COMICUS 7207, LION 
DUNG II 8145, KOOK AROCHA 8120, BAMBOO SHOOT 8121, MISS TEAK 8015, MOTHER MAYHEM 
8129, MIASMA 8104, COUNSELOR TROY 5338, DEMON PRINCE 8117, and CABDRIVER FEET 7870.

The least popular fighter this week was LARRY KING 7893.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 7724, DEMONIC MONARCH 8118, KEITH RICHARDS 7927, QUEEN 
AGONY 8128, LT CDR FORGE 5334, 1271113151511 8157, 991617101211 8158, MAN OVERBOARD 
8154, POCKET ROCKET 8059, and BRAIN FREEZE 8133.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SWEET STUFF (1-7966) MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
HATCH BATTENER (1-8014) SEA DOGS (575)