DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/08/2008 Duedate: 12/20/2008 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-612 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WAYWARD SON MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) (1-8180) [11-0-2,121] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WAYWARD SON DOOMTAIL MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) EVIL BEAVERS (610) (1-8180) [11-0-2,121] (1-8249) [3-1-0,41] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TONY SIRAGUSA JETSAM BETTER OFF DEAD (590) SEA DOGS (575) (1-7882) [10-8-0,98] (1-8172) [16-13-1,99] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SEA DOGS (575) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SEA DOGS (575) 34 2. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 25 BETTER OFF DEAD (590) 3. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 22 Unchartered Team 4. BOOZE (605) 13 5. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 10 EVIL BEAVERS (610) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*EVIL BEAVERS (610) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 SEA DOGS (575) 6 9 0 2- 2*FULL SPECTRUM (611) 4 2 0 66.7 2/ 5 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 5 2 1 3/ 3 BETTER OFF DEAD (590) 10 8 0 55.6 3/ 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 3 3 0 4/ 4 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 542 479 60 53.1 4/ 6 BOOZE (605) 3 5 2 5/ 5 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 297 271 51 52.3 5/ 4 BETTER OFF DEAD (590) 2 1 0 6/ 6 SEA DOGS (575) 171 157 7 52.1 6/ 2*EVIL BEAVERS (610) 2 1 0 7/ 7 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 430 421 55 50.5 7/ 8 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 2 3 2 8/ 8 BOOZE (605) 26 43 7 37.7 8- 7*FULL SPECTRUM (611) 1 1 0 9/ 9*TRASH CAN ORCS (614) 2 7 0 22.2 9/ 9*TRASH CAN ORCS (614) 1 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 611): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 619): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 614): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 616): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 602): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 601): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 573): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 549): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 500): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 240): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 449): INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 493): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 611): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 619): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 614): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 617): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 616): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 602): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 601): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 573): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 549): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 500): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 240): UNDESIRABLE'S (Slinky, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 449): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 493) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 614): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 601): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 601): FOORMAN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.) (turn 600): ASSASSIN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.) KEROUAC of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon MORDANT, for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Those betting on EVIL BEAVERS lost their shirt, as EVIL BEAVERS lost their fighting abilities: 0-1-0. Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as MANNEQUIN'S BEST can attest... SEA DOGS had cause to celebrate, after JETSAM got 19 points by beating MIASMA. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, RUM RUNNER was winsome, after beating RED EYE and seeing him lose 4 points. In MORDANT, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, WAYWARD SON. Word has it one team in MORDANT is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works. A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of MANNEQUIN'S BEST should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... Like a pup with its tail between its legs, BOOZE scurried away from MANNEQUIN'S BEST. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, RUM RUNNER could open up a fast food joint! Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in MORDANT would I avoid! All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MORDANT farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WAYWARD SON 8180 11 0 2 121 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HONEST JILES 7576 12 2 0 115 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) RECESS 8241 14 5 2 100 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) JETSAM 8172 16 13 1 99 SEA DOGS (575) WYRD 8156 12 9 0 99 SWEORDMASTERS (138) TONY SIRAGUSA 7882 10 8 0 98 BETTER OFF DEAD (590) POOP DECK GUY 8274 7 10 1 92 SEA DOGS (575) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MIASMA 8104 25 9 0 84 SWEORDMASTERS (138) MAJOR PAYNE 8295 12 1 3 75 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BLACK 8252 4 2 0 66 FULL SPECTRUM (611) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LANDLUBBER 8309 8 3 0 52 SEA DOGS (575) HAMFIST 8292 8 4 1 50 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -COPPER JOHN 8279 4 0 0 47 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) DOOMTAIL 8249 3 1 0 41 EVIL BEAVERS (610) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RUM RUNNER 8296 7 7 0 31 SEA DOGS (575) -VAN DERMINT 8203 3 1 1 31 BOOZE (605) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RED EYE 8238 2 1 1 18 BOOZE (605) TEQUILLA 8342 1 0 1 16 BOOZE (605) REUSED REFUSE 8321 2 6 0 13 TRASH CAN ORCS (614) -LIGHTSPEED 8318 1 0 0 10 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) JOHNNY WALKER 8336 0 2 0 2 BOOZE (605) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? GRUNESH THE ORC 0 0 0 HAMFIST 8292 612 NONE RAFFI THE GARROT 0 0 0 MAJOR PAYNE 8295 612 NONE SLEN SNOTNOSE 0 0 0 TEQUILLA 8342 612 NONE THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FLOTSAM 8289 7 7 0 SEA DOGS 575 MAJOR PAYNE 8295 611 MAN OVERBOARD 8337 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 575 SHEWISH GIANT 612 NONE 109141591017 8338 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 ARENAMASTER KAKA 612 NONE TRASH 8322 0 1 0 TRASH CAN ORCS 614 RED EYE 8238 610 PERSONAL ADS Lightspeed -- Wow! You are impressive. Are you one of those 21 wit 9 will speed demons? Hope you live to reach tourney. -- Johnny Walker LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MAN OVERBOARD was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. 109141591017 was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. DOOMTAIL was subdued by LANDLUBBER in a 1 minute Challenge melee. RED EYE was subdued by RUM RUNNER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight. JOHNNY WALKER was unbelievably bested by REUSED REFUSE in a 2 minute contest. TONY SIRAGUSA was subdued by WAYWARD SON in a 1 minute master's Title competition. RECESS savagely defeated MAD MANNEQUIN in a 2 minute brutal struggle. POOP DECK GUY was bested by WYRD in a popular 2 minute competition. MIASMA was viciously subdued by JETSAM in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee. MAJOR PAYNE savagely slew RAFFI THE GARROTE in a 2 minute gruesome duel. HAMFIST assassinated GRUNESH THE ORC in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight. TEQUILLA assassinated SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 3 60 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 1 55 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 7 - 0 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 21 - 0 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 612 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW WAYWARD SON 8180 11 0 2 121 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) LUNGING ATTACK RECESS 8241 14 5 2 100 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) TOTAL PARRY MIASMA 8104 25 9 0 84 SWEORDMASTERS (138) BASHING ATTACK LANDLUBBER 8309 8 3 0 52 SEA DOGS (575) PARRY-RIPOSTE DOOMTAIL 8249 3 1 0 41 EVIL BEAVERS (610) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TONY SIRAGUSA 7882. The most popular warrior this turn was JETSAM 8172. The ten other most popular fighters were POOP DECK GUY 8274, JOHNNY WALKER 8336, WAYWARD SON 8180, RECESS 8241, WYRD 8156, MAJOR PAYNE 8295, RUM RUNNER 8296, REUSED REFUSE 8321, HAMFIST 8292, and LANDLUBBER 8309. The least popular fighter this week was 109141591017 8338. The other ten least popular fighters were MAN OVERBOARD 8337, MIASMA 8104, TONY SIRAGUSA 7882, RED EYE 8238, DOOMTAIL 8249, TEQUILLA 8342, LANDLUBBER 8309, HAMFIST 8292, REUSED REFUSE 8321, and RUM RUNNER 8296. WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA! Our next Winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2009. It will be held at the Fiesta Resort in Tempe, AZ at 2100 South Priest Drive, Tempe, 85282 (480-967-1441). Rooms are only $139.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy. There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport, free parking, free high-speed wireless internet in all guest rooms. There is a fitness center with cardiovascular and weight-lifting equipment, a heated swimming pool and jacuzzi, with poolside beverage delivery. They have a bustling happy hour in the Kachina lounge, with complimentary hors d'oeuvres. There are tons of restaurants nearby at the Mall, a Denny's across the street, and several fast food options nearby as well, as well as a restaurant in the hotel with room service. If you arrive early or stay late, don't forget that there is excellent golfing in the Phoenix area, with several championship courses nearby. Winter is an excellent time to explore Arizona with a trip to the Grand Canyon or Sedona or any of our other scenic sites across the state. Hotel info: http://www.fiestainnresort.com The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block. The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!