DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/31/2009 Duedate: 09/12/2009 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-631 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DOOMTAIL EVIL BEAVERS (610) (1-8249) [8-2-0,116] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MIASMA IOSIO SWEORDMASTERS (138) PHILANTHROPISTS (584) (1-8104) [36-14-0,122] (1-7834) [2-1-0,19] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MAJOR PAYNE DOOMTAIL LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) EVIL BEAVERS (610) (1-8295) [22-7-3,111] (1-8249) [8-2-0,116] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 25 2. EVIL BEAVERS (610) 25 EVIL BEAVERS (610) 3. BOOZE (605) 22 Unchartered Team 4. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 17 5. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 10 PHILANTHROPISTS (584) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 EVIL BEAVERS (610) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 7 8 0 2/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 573 513 61 52.8 2/ 4 EVIL BEAVERS (610) 3 0 0 3/ 3 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 457 438 57 51.1 3/ 6 BOOZE (605) 3 2 0 4/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 319 315 54 50.3 4/ 3 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 3 4 0 5/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS (584) 2 2 0 50.0 5/ 5 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 2 0 0 6/ 5 BOOZE (605) 46 66 10 41.1 6/ 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 2 6 0 7/ 6 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 456 684 13 40.0 7/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS (584) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 630): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 513): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 611): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 629): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 635): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 621): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 620): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 592): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 630): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 513): THE GOLDEN FISH DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 611): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 629): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 635): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 621): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 320): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 621): CAUDIERS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out MORDANT to see what's new. Like, SWEORDMASTERS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by HOMICIDAL MANIACS! Way to go HOMICIDAL MANIACS! Uncool, SWEORDMASTERS. I mean 0-4-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! BOOZE like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th. Way to go! MVP award for BALL PEIN? MANNEQUIN'S BEST's proud of him after beating ROOKIE MANAGER and getting 13 points. Talk about yer big time losers! IOSIO got smashed by RANDOM MANIAC, and lost 8 points! This Duelmaster is like something else! DOOMTAIL stopped MIASMA dead in hers tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me! AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors of LAB EXPERIMENTS must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are EVIL BEAVERS? LAB EXPERIMENTS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All MORDANT ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. MORDANT is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOOMTAIL 8249 8 2 0 116 EVIL BEAVERS (610) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MIASMA 8104 36 14 0 122 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -HONEST JILES 7576 12 2 0 115 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) MAJOR PAYNE 8295 22 7 3 111 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -VAN DERMINT 8203 8 6 2 90 BOOZE (605) BALL PEIN 8379 8 2 1 77 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ROOKIE MANAGER 7639 13 25 1 65 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -CRATER FACE 8340 9 1 0 62 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEERIN BOTTLEMAN 7802 7 8 0 53 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) FENDER BENDER 7859 7 3 0 50 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) NAILING 8305 6 3 0 38 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -RUMOR 8410 3 1 1 37 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) CHIANTI 8407 3 0 0 34 BOOZE (605) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RANDOM MANIAC 7800 4 11 1 30 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SCARLET SMILE 8362 2 0 1 23 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) -GREY GOOSE 8349 3 1 1 19 BOOZE (605) IOSIO 7834 2 1 0 19 PHILANTHROPISTS (584) CHINA BULL 7873 4 5 0 17 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -MCLOVIN 8397 3 1 0 14 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) MARTINI 8437 1 0 0 13 BOOZE (605) -GALAGOM 7832 0 1 0 13 PHILANTHROPISTS (584) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? 1191513151011 8442 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 MOUNTAIN TROLL 631 NONE THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? 1710171510411 8441 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 STONE GOLEM 631 NONE 1211913171111 8440 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 SHEWISH GIANT 631 NONE 9111411181011 8439 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 BLACK ORC 631 NONE PERSONAL ADS Doomtail -- Well, DARN! You must've used some mega-manager Secret Knowledge on me! -- Rookie Manager, notoriously a poor loser Wy am I fighting orcs? That's like asking me to take a VW Bug up against a TANK, almost, or at least a big van. -- Fender Bender P.S. Talk about the Demolition Derby from Hell! I don't know why Fender's all upset. Grunesh lost very well. And HE, meaning Fender, got a skill out of it. -- Beerin Bottleman Chianti -- Ah... I was put off my stroke by the candle on your head? -- Random Maniac P.S. Yeah, I know, pathetic, but I have a Thing about candles, okay? I'm nuts, and it's ALLOWED that I have a Thing or two. This Convicted Thief is so pathetic. I shattered him like a china teacup, and I ENJOYED doing it. -- China Bull 26 August 09 There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended! Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS 1191513151011 was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. 1710171510411 was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. 1211913171111 was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match. 9111411181011 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl. DOOMTAIL savagely defeated MIASMA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute veteran's Title fight. MAJOR PAYNE vanquished RAFFI THE GARROTE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. ROOKIE MANAGER was handily defeated by BALL PEIN in a 1 minute uneven fight. NAILING was viciously subdued by BEERIN BOTTLEMAN in a action packed 4 minute duel. FENDER BENDER defeated MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 2 minute duel. CHIANTI vanquished CHINA BULL in a 1 minute one-sided fight. IOSIO was beaten by RANDOM MANIAC in a 2 minute gory melee. MARTINI overpowered GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 4 - 0 67 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 13 - 2 64 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 11 - 2 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 13 - 0 48 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 0 45 | |AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 0 44 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 11 - 1 35 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 1 33 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 15 - 0 0 | Turn 631 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-RIPOSTE DOOMTAIL 8249 8 2 0 116 EVIL BEAVERS (610) TOTAL PARRY MIASMA 8104 36 14 0 122 SWEORDMASTERS (138) LUNGING ATTACK MAJOR PAYNE 8295 22 7 3 111 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) BASHING ATTACK BALL PEIN 8379 8 2 1 77 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) AIMED BLOW FENDER BENDER 7859 7 3 0 50 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MAJOR PAYNE 8295. The most popular warrior this turn was DOOMTAIL 8249. The ten other most popular fighters were BEERIN BOTTLEMAN 7802, 1710171510411 8441, MAJOR PAYNE 8295, NAILING 8305, 1191513151011 8442, 1211913171111 8440, BALL PEIN 8379, FENDER BENDER 7859, CHIANTI 8407, and IOSIO 7834. The least popular fighter this week was CHINA BULL 7873. The other ten least popular fighters were MARTINI 8437, ROOKIE MANAGER 7639, MIASMA 8104, 9111411181011 8439, RANDOM MANIAC 7800, IOSIO 7834, CHIANTI 8407, FENDER BENDER 7859, BALL PEIN 8379, and 1211913171111 8440. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: MIASMA (1-8104) SWEORDMASTERS (138)