DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/22/2010 Duedate: 12/04/2010 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-663 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS JOY MIGHTY MORALS II (569) (1-7701) [16-4-0,103] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader HONOR ARCTIC SEALSKIN MIGHTY MORALS II (569) SUPER STARS R US (626) (1-7698) [16-3-0,108] (1-8549) [1-0-0,17] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite CHINA BULL GAZPACHO DEBACLE HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) SUPER STARS R US (626) (1-7873) [18-23-0,81] (1-8544) [1-0-0,6] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MIGHTY MORALS II (569) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SUPER STARS R US (626) 47 2. CLUELESS (628) 19 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 3. BOOZE (605) 17 Unchartered Team 4. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 16 5. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 14 SUPER STARS R US (626) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*SUPER STARS R US (626) 4 0 0 100 1/ 2 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 6 3 0 2/ 1 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 44 15 1 74.6 2/ 0*SUPER STARS R US (626) 4 0 0 3/ 0 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 595 527 67 53.0 3/ 1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 4 11 0 4/ 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 473 448 57 51.4 4/ 3 BOOZE (605) 3 4 1 5/ 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 335 340 57 49.6 5/ 0 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 1 2 0 6/ 2 BOOZE (605) 73 86 12 45.9 6/ 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 1 2 0 7/ 3 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 521 778 14 40.1 7/ 0*CLUELESS (628) 1 4 0 8/ 0*CLUELESS (628) 1 4 0 20.0 8/ 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 662): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 545): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 667): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 639): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 663): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 658): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 667): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 651): LIA HOBERN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 652): TERRE HAUTE of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 607): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 600): HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 551): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 496): WHITE WIZARD of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 544): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 662): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 545): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 667): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 639): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 658): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 667): BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 651): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 652): 420 B.C. (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 607): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 600): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 551): DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 496): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 544) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 5 KALTOS (turn 662): IRVINA KORL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 657): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 666): BETTERTHANEVER of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 650): FRIDAY THE 13TH of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal) PINCH BLISTER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 652): DISEASE of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.) (turn 651): TERRA SIGILLATA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JR of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) FAROMAN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, MORDANT? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, HOMICIDAL MANIACS, since MIGHTY MORALS II took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. MORDANT saw the first turn for SUPER STARS R US, a 4-0-0, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice. Take note friends, take note. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see VERMOUTH win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, VERMOUTH beat CKYNST OAF and CKYNST OAF lost 17 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, MORDANT may be getting bland, as JOY stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, MORDANT? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. HOMICIDAL MANIACS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was BOOZE. Ha ha ha ha! CKYNST OAF was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now look at this. HONOR challenged down 18 against HOMICIDAL MANIACS' CHINA BULL. What a weasel! And sorry to say, HONOR subdued CHINA BULL, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd. I think exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey BOOZE, whyja send CHIANTI to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh? And sending TOURNETTIE to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, LAB EXPERIMENTS? Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey SWEORDMASTERS, whyja send SPEARHAFOC to the Dark Arena, look at hers record, huh? And sending SCARLET SMILE to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, LAB EXPERIMENTS? We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? There's got to be a better place in MORDANT to get a drink than Conan's Place! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JOY 7701 16 4 0 103 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HONEST JILES 7576 12 2 0 115 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) HONOR 7698 16 3 0 108 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CRATER FACE 8340 15 3 0 84 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) VERMOUTH 8445 5 2 0 84 BOOZE (605) CHINA BULL 7873 18 23 0 81 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) WAELGAEST 8422 7 1 0 76 SWEORDMASTERS (138) RANDOM MANIAC 7800 10 37 1 73 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) FLOOD SURFER 8508 11 6 0 71 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CKYNST OAF 8444 14 17 0 64 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HONESTY 7699 12 8 1 55 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LITTLE BEAR 8495 12 9 1 46 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TEARDROP 8478 3 1 0 29 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) CERVEZA 8510 2 0 1 29 BOOZE (605) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GREEN EMINEM 8424 3 1 0 19 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) ARCTIC SEALSKIN 8549 1 0 0 17 SUPER STARS R US (626) TAI 8579 1 0 0 15 CLUELESS (628) DIZZYING YES-MAN 8555 1 0 0 13 SUPER STARS R US (626) DARK MIASMA 8532 1 0 0 11 SUPER STARS R US (626) GAZPACHO DEBACLE 8544 1 0 0 6 SUPER STARS R US (626) JOSH 8581 0 1 0 1 CLUELESS (628) DIONNE 8578 0 1 0 1 CLUELESS (628) AMBER 8580 0 1 0 1 CLUELESS (628) CHER 8577 0 1 0 1 CLUELESS (628) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 CERVEZA 8510 663 NONE CHIANTI 8500 5 3 0 BOOZE 605 MOUNTAIN TROLL 663 NONE SCARLET SMILE 8362 4 2 1 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 BLACK ORC 663 NONE TOURNETTIE 8464 4 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 DARK CHAMPION 663 NONE 15981517911 8573 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SPYMASTER 663 NONE WICKED WICKS 8502 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 STONE GOLEM 663 NONE BRITTLE 8490 2 3 2 SWEORDMASTERS 138 DARK CHAMPION 663 NONE SPEARHAFOC 8463 4 1 1 SWEORDMASTERS 138 THE AMAZON 663 NONE PERSONAL ADS Little Bear -- You're so cute! -- Honesty Homicidal Maniacs -- Please report immediately to the commission office for reprocessing. Until further notice, all Homicidal Maniacs will be required to spend at least 1 hour every day in the Comfy Chair. Mordant has not received any complaints since the strange wall appeared, blocking alleyways, and this is completely unacceptable behavior. This city has a reputation to keep and the Maniacs are failing in their primary purpose. China Bull -- Well Said! And we understood every word you said for Ckynst Oaf. It works much better, we have to agree! -- Mighty Morals Honor -- Well, there it is. I win some, I lose some. You lose some, you winsome. And you're definitely winsome today. -- China Bull, shattered into sherds Honesty -- Well, shoot. I tried to be the best bear I could, but it wasn't enough. Gotta try harder. -- Little Bear Joy -- How can I feel joy when I have discovered the SERIOUS MANAGERIAL NEGLECT that is hampering my development? SEVEN trains on one stat? I might have been training that for a YEAR! This is ENOUGH. -- Random Maniac, prepared to focus on a delinquent manager instead of an alley Damned dwarf! That damned Chark Forkbeard ACTUALLY DARED to slap my hands and take stuff away from me! -- Flood Surfer I think the Clumsy Oaf was upset at the beating he gave Mad Mannequin, a standby. So far as I can tell, his idea was that this treatment might discourage the real Mannequin from returning. To which I say, eh. It'll happen or it won't, and probably it won't. -- China Bull LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CHIANTI was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. TOURNETTIE was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. SPEARHAFOC was assassinated by THE AMAZON in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. SCARLET SMILE was unbelievably slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. BRITTLE was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition. WICKED WICKS was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. 15981517911 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. HONOR devastated CHINA BULL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. VERMOUTH handily defeated CKYNST OAF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. JOY vanquished RANDOM MANIAC in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel. CRATER FACE viciously subdued FLOOD SURFER in a 6 minute gory duel. WAELGAEST overpowered HONESTY in a 1 minute uneven match. LITTLE BEAR was overpowered by BLACK DEVIN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. CERVEZA butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. DIZZYING YES-MAN demolished CHER in a 1 minute mismatched match. ARCTIC SEALSKIN overpowered DIONNE in a 1 minute gory mismatched conflict. GAZPACHO DEBACLE viciously subdued JOSH in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's bout. DARK MIASMA handily defeated AMBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. TAI overpowered SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 - 1 64 | |AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 30 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 3 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 663 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 6 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK JOY 7701 16 4 0 103 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) TOTAL PARRY CRATER FACE 8340 15 3 0 84 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) SLASHING ATTACK VERMOUTH 8445 5 2 0 84 BOOZE (605) STRIKING ATTACK WAELGAEST 8422 7 1 0 76 SWEORDMASTERS (138) PARRY-RIPOSTE FLOOD SURFER 8508 11 6 0 71 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) WALL OF STEEL LITTLE BEAR 8495 12 9 1 46 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is CHINA BULL 7873. The most popular warrior this turn was CHIANTI 8500. The ten other most popular fighters were SCARLET SMILE 8362, WICKED WICKS 8502, GAZPACHO DEBACLE 8544, DARK MIASMA 8532, ARCTIC SEALSKIN 8549, TOURNETTIE 8464, BRITTLE 8490, HONOR 7698, VERMOUTH 8445, and JOY 7701. The least popular fighter this week was CRATER FACE 8340. The other ten least popular fighters were AMBER 8580, DIONNE 8578, CHER 8577, CERVEZA 8510, HONESTY 7699, FLOOD SURFER 8508, RANDOM MANIAC 7800, CKYNST OAF 8444, CHINA BULL 7873, and 15981517911 8573. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: JOY (1-7701) MIGHTY MORALS II (569) MAIL-IN TOURNEY L PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PATIENCE 2619 (114-95-11) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PRODIGAL SON 7937 (91-15-1) 10 3 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST HUGGY 2227 (66-52-3) 1 3 0 THE BEARS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BLACK BREEZE 6522 (14-6-0) 5 3 0 BLACK JUNTA POOP DECK GUY 8274 (40-20-2) 3 3 0 SEA DOGS CUDDLY 1900 (60-32-0) 2 3 0 THE BEARS FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KOOK AROCHA 8120 (30-24-5) 9 3 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS FEYEVER 7993 (10-4-2) 3 3 0 SWEORDMASTERS CHEESE WHIZ 7821 (15-5-3) 1 3 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HONEST JILES 7576 (12-2-0) 5 3 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME VERMOUTH 8445 (4-2-0) 5 3 0 BOOZE INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME CHIANTI 8500 (5-2-0) 0 3 0 BOOZE APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME CERVEZA 8510 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 BOOZE DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BLACK LUCK 3534 (9-1-1) 8 3 1 BLACK JUNTA BLACK ANGEL 5658 (8-7-0) 1 3 0 BLACK HORIZON BLACK BRAVADO 6562 (12-4-0) 0 3 0 BLACK JUNTA DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PURPLE HELMET 5248 (5-5-0) 6 3 0 DEAD HOT RODS DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BLACK ATHENA 6078 (1-3-0) 9 3 0 BLACK PANTHEON COUNT CONJURER 2730 (3-0-1) 5 3 0 BLACK INVASION DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BOSOMY GOLDMINE 8537 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD SUPER STARS R US