DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/28/2011 Duedate: 04/09/2011 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-672 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CRATER FACE LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) (1-8340) [22-3-0,126] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CRATER FACE ABOMINATION LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) BEAUTY OF HELL (613) (1-8340) [22-3-0,126] (1-8312) [2-0-0,33] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RANDOM MANIAC LITTLE BEAR HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-7800) [10-46-1,77] (1-8495) [18-12-1,100] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CLUELESS (628) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BEAUTY OF HELL (613) 31 2. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 24 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 3. CLUELESS (628) 24 Unchartered Team 4. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 14 5. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 9 BEAUTY OF HELL (613) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 51 23 1 68.9 1/ 1 CLUELESS (628) 10 5 0 2/ 2 CLUELESS (628) 29 21 0 58.0 2/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 4 8 0 3/ 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 604 541 68 52.8 3/ 3 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 4 9 0 4/ 4 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 480 463 57 50.9 4/ 5 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 3 6 0 5/ 5 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 339 350 58 49.2 5/ 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 3 6 0 6/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 539 803 14 40.2 6/ 7 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 2 1 0 7/ 8*BEAUTY OF HELL (613) 2 5 0 28.6 7/ 8*BEAUTY OF HELL (613) 2 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 671): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 676): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 648): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 672): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 667): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 629): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 609): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 560): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 671): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 554): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 676): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 648): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 672): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 667): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 660): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 629): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 609): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 560): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.) FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in MORDANT this turn, and let's start with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, JOSH fought MONEYBAGS MEFRIN and gained 16 points and contributed to CLUELESS' 4-1-0. DIONNE has lost to ABOMINATION, falling 5 points, while helping make CLUELESS a 4-1-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and CRATER FACE remains MORDANT's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at Conan's Place? The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. I also notice that the SWEORDMASTERS stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on MORDANT, what are you afraid of? And guess who avoided SWEORDMASTERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was MIGHTY MORALS II. Anyone surprised? I don't know about you, but HONESTY challenging down 18 points to HOMICIDAL MANIACS' CKYNST OAF, is not really worthy of MIGHTY MORALS II. I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards looking for easy wins. HONESTY defeated CKYNST OAF, is nothing sacred? The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace. Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. This is not good to see. Why pray tell has GREEN EMINEM been sent to the Dark Arena by MANNEQUIN'S BEST? And why with a 5-1-0 record?? Is it really true that MORDANT has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask... Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in MORDANT again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CRATER FACE 8340 22 3 0 126 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WAELGAEST 8422 12 1 0 117 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -HONEST JILES 7576 12 2 0 115 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) LITTLE BEAR 8495 18 12 1 100 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HONESTY 7699 17 12 1 96 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RANDOM MANIAC 7800 10 46 1 77 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CKYNST OAF 8444 17 23 0 74 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TAI 8579 8 2 0 55 CLUELESS (628) JOSH 8581 6 4 0 51 CLUELESS (628) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ABOMINATION 8312 2 0 0 33 BEAUTY OF HELL (613) -TEARDROP 8478 3 1 0 29 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) CHER 8577 6 4 0 27 CLUELESS (628) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -NAEGLING 8576 2 0 1 21 SWEORDMASTERS (138) DIONNE 8578 5 5 0 20 CLUELESS (628) AMBER 8580 4 6 0 20 CLUELESS (628) CEREAL KILLER 8625 1 1 0 15 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -COURAGE 8596 1 1 0 7 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) -HOPE 8597 0 1 0 1 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DA BAIT 8641 0 1 0 BEAUTY OF HELL 613 DARK CHAMPION 672 NONE DA BAIT 2 8643 0 1 0 BEAUTY OF HELL 613 BLACK ORC 672 NONE 141112151787 8632 0 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 HIGH ELF 672 NONE AVERAGE JOE 8631 0 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 STONE GOLEM 672 NONE 17812179147 8633 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SPYMASTER 672 NONE GREEN EMINEM 8424 5 2 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 UNDEAD WARRIOR 672 NONE JAWOHL! 8497 1 2 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 BLACK ORC 672 NONE 1110131717511 8635 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 BLACK ORC 672 NONE 17971591611 8634 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 DARK CHAMPION 672 NONE NARSIL 8609 2 2 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 DARK CHAMPION 672 NONE PERSONAL ADS You send us eight more to dispose of, and some of them don't even have NAMES. This is annoying. They can't all be that bad, surely? -- Arenamaster Kakar Ckynst Oaf -- Again we meet and again I beat. -- Honesty Random Maniac -- Immortality for such as you? While I'm sure, given enough persistence, the commission will grant even you such an honor (they are notorious for honoring some too early and some too late and some that shouldn't be given immortality at all). It is frightening to think of you forever haunting alleyways, though. But don't forget you also lack enough time in the Challenger Champs, too. It may be awhile for you... -- Assur Honesty -- I'm touched that you should say so. -- China Bull Crater Face -- I can't believe you did that. I bet if I'd had the large shield the Commission WANTED me to carry, you would have lost, because you would have seen your face in it, and that's enough to put ANYONE off his stroke. -- China Bull P.S. Actually, since I'm graduating, I don't really care. Waelgaest -- I will take that loss as a sign that you want me to continue to keep the alley-walkers of Mordant alert. Only graduation will sway me from my appointed mission. -- Random Maniac P.S. And maybe not that. Honesty -- I'm not going to take on the job of interpreting for the Oaf! I don't have a clue what that whine and grovel meant. -- Little Bear Captain Eloy wasn't all that bad. Three skills and a win? I'll take it and say, "Thank you." -- Little Bear Jawohl! -- Ha! I ate my wheaties, so you couldn't touch me. -- Cereal Killer 18 March 11 All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators! Just sayin' -- The Cajun LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GREEN EMINEM was butchered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. JAWOHL! was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. NARSIL was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. 1110131717511 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest. 17971591611 was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match. AVERAGE JOE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel. 17812179147 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. 141112151787 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition. DA BAIT was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. DA BAIT 2 was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. HONESTY overpowered CKYNST OAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. ABOMINATION handily defeated DIONNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. CRATER FACE subdued LITTLE BEAR in a 4 minute master's Title match. WAELGAEST handily defeated RANDOM MANIAC in a 1 minute one-sided contest. JOSH demolished MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl. TAI overcame LIEUTENANT WOREL in a 1 minute fight. AMBER won victory over SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute bout. CHER bested CEREAL KILLER in a 1 minute duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 9 - 2 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 15 - 0 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 1 38 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 42 - 0 34 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 672 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY CRATER FACE 8340 22 3 0 126 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) STRIKING ATTACK WAELGAEST 8422 12 1 0 117 SWEORDMASTERS (138) WALL OF STEEL LITTLE BEAR 8495 18 12 1 100 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) BASHING ATTACK HONESTY 7699 17 12 1 96 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) SLASHING ATTACK TAI 8579 8 2 0 55 CLUELESS (628) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800. The most popular warrior this turn was LITTLE BEAR 8495. The ten other most popular fighters were JAWOHL! 8497, 17971591611 8634, ABOMINATION 8312, WAELGAEST 8422, JOSH 8581, CHER 8577, HONESTY 7699, CRATER FACE 8340, TAI 8579, and AMBER 8580. The least popular fighter this week was CEREAL KILLER 8625. The other ten least popular fighters were RANDOM MANIAC 7800, DIONNE 8578, CKYNST OAF 8444, 17812179147 8633, AVERAGE JOE 8631, 1110131717511 8635, NARSIL 8609, DA BAIT 2 8643, DA BAIT 8641, and 141112151787 8632.