DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/25/2011 Duedate: 05/07/2011 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-674 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS VERMOUTH BOOZE (605) (1-8445) [8-2-0,115] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader VERMOUTH ABOMINATION BOOZE (605) BEAUTY OF HELL (613) (1-8445) [8-2-0,115] (1-8312) [3-1-0,31] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RANDOM MANIAC HONESTY HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) MIGHTY MORALS II (569) (1-7800) [10-48-1,79] (1-7699) [18-13-1,103] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CLUELESS (628) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 81 2. BOOZE (605) 60 EVIL BEAVERS (610) 3. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 44 Unchartered Team 4. CLUELESS (628) 21 5. BEAUTY OF HELL (613) 19 OUTTA PHASE (631) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0 EVIL BEAVERS (610) 12 2 1 85.7 1/ 1 CLUELESS (628) 9 6 0 2/ 2 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 52 24 1 68.4 2/ 2*OUTTA PHASE (631) 5 5 0 3/ 3 CLUELESS (628) 34 26 0 56.7 3/ 0 BOOZE (605) 4 0 0 4/ 0 POKER GREATS (580) 36 32 2 52.9 4/ 6 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 4 6 1 5/ 4 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 605 546 69 52.6 5/ 5*BEAUTY OF HELL (613) 3 3 0 6/ 5 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 483 467 58 50.8 6/ 3 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 3 11 0 7/ 1*OUTTA PHASE (631) 5 5 0 50.0 7/ 4 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) 2 1 0 8- 6 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 339 351 58 49.1 8/ 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 2 8 1 9/ 0 BOOZE (605) 81 86 12 48.5 9/ 0 EVIL BEAVERS (610) 1 0 1 10/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 542 810 14 40.1 10/ 0 POKER GREATS (580) 1 0 0 11/ 8*BEAUTY OF HELL (613) 4 6 0 40.0 11- 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 556): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 678): HUSTLER'S AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 669): SPUTTERBUZZ of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 678): BARILOCHE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 664): DELION of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 663): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 631): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 618): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 611): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 562): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 507): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 555): ROB A. REE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 556): GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 678): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 669): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 678): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 664): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 663): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 631): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 618): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 611): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 562): SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 507): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 555) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): HONEST JILES of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 556): AMBEERDEXTROUS of 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) (turn 555): BOLD MR. WASABI of 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): GERMAINE SHEPPARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.) (turn 673): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 678): BARILOCHE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 664): DELION of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 663): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DARKNESS of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 631): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 618): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): LUNELLE MERRIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 562): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) (turn 561): PHAEDRA of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. I have no problem whacking Crater Face in his ugly mug, so... I did. Besides, he's an it and a golem. It golems don't deserve any respect. Little Bear SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody, watch out for WHISKEY, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing STILE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was STILE, who dropped 16 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with WHISKEY. In front of all the crowds, VERMOUTH took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location. Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MORDANT arena. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SWEORDMASTERS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does MORDANT really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: SWEORDMASTERS + Weapons That go Boom = MIGHTY MORALS II + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, HONESTY would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! HONEST JILES defied all odds and slew SPYMASTER in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SPYMASTER's meat is notoriously tough. 15918179124 defied all odds and slew SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SHEWISH GIANT's meat is notoriously tough. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VERMOUTH 8445 8 2 0 115 BOOZE (605) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WAELGAEST 8422 12 1 0 117 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CRATER FACE 8340 23 4 0 109 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) HONESTY 7699 18 13 1 103 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) LITTLE BEAR 8495 19 13 1 91 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CKYNST OAF 8444 18 24 0 80 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) RANDOM MANIAC 7800 10 48 1 79 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JOSH 8581 8 4 0 75 CLUELESS (628) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PHIL HELLMUTH 7842 12 6 1 60 POKER GREATS (580) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CERVEZA 8510 5 0 1 52 BOOZE (605) TAI 8579 8 4 0 44 CLUELESS (628) CHER 8577 7 5 0 39 CLUELESS (628) -CINDY VIOLLETTE 7976 3 2 0 34 POKER GREATS (580) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME 15918179124 8655 1 0 1 33 SWEORDMASTERS (138) AMBER 8580 6 6 0 32 CLUELESS (628) ABOMINATION 8312 3 1 0 31 BEAUTY OF HELL (613) -TEARDROP 8478 3 1 0 29 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -SEAN SHEIKY 7938 4 5 0 25 POKER GREATS (580) -JOSH AREA 7939 3 6 0 24 POKER GREATS (580) CEREAL KILLER 8625 2 2 0 24 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIONNE 8578 5 7 0 22 CLUELESS (628) WHISKEY 8582 1 0 0 22 BOOZE (605) -NAEGLING 8576 2 0 1 21 SWEORDMASTERS (138) BUZZ BITEMASTER 8601 1 0 1 19 EVIL BEAVERS (610) BRANDY 8584 1 0 0 17 BOOZE (605) BANE 8636 2 0 0 13 OUTTA PHASE (631) BEASTLY 8642 1 0 0 9 BEAUTY OF HELL (613) -COURAGE 8596 1 1 0 7 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) YAMMERIN' HANK 8659 1 0 0 6 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) STILE 8638 1 1 0 4 OUTTA PHASE (631) FLETA 8637 1 1 0 4 OUTTA PHASE (631) MACH 8639 0 2 0 2 OUTTA PHASE (631) MASKED MURDERER 8644 0 2 0 2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) PYRS 8657 0 1 0 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -HOPE 8597 0 1 0 1 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA 15918179124 8655 674 NONE 913161117117 8658 0 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 BLACK ORC 674 NONE TANIA 8640 1 1 0 OUTTA PHASE 631 BUZZ BITEMASTER 8601 674 128181710811 8656 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 THE AMAZON 674 NONE PERSONAL ADS Little Bear -- Nice job. And that is just what I've been waiting for, an opportunity for the throne that doesn't involve going through Crater Face. Good luck. -- Assur Clumsy Oaf -- It appears we've learned everything we can from each other. -- Honesty Random Maniac -- You should know better than to get in an arena with anyone named Mannequin right now. Have you seen the parade to the Dark Arena? Mad is certainly a euphemism right now. -- Assur Looks like a lot of experiments gone bad. Maybe the lab in question needs to be cleaned or exorcised or both? Our congratulations to Honest Jiles. -- Jorja and the Homicidal Maniacs P.S. This place is becoming a hotbed of civilized virtues. How can that be? It's Mordant, after all. Honesty -- And STILL the Oaf faces you. Amazing. What does he think to get from this? -- China Bull, hanging around to interpret The truth comes out! Mad Mannequin is much more of a menace than I am (how embarrassing!). The people see me as a savior, a breath of clean mania. I'm not sure what to make of that, but I will strive to defend the alleys of Mordant against the odd pervsions favored by this Madman. -- Random Maniac P.S. I have heard rumors that Madman actually eats... snails! Gods, how perverse can you get? Dionne -- You have not eaten your wheaties! Bad girl! -- Cereal Killer Bane -- I don't know what your dirty trick is, but as soon as I can find a phone booth, I will DEAL with you. -- Masked Murderer P.S. I consider the fans totally mistaken when they voted me least popular. What do they know? MM -- They know that you're a Much Worse person than I am. -- Cereal Killer Spymaster -- Thanks for recognizing my team's arrival! I s'pose starting off 4-1's a way to make a splash upon entry, but it's still nice to be noticed! And how 'bout them 20 points off the Geshi Scrivener for Stile! I've never seen that many points from an NPC! -- The Chief, mgr Outta Phase He's been hoarding them. All -- I look forward to doing battle with you and hope to do so honorably. -- The Chief, mgr Outta Phase LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HONEST JILES butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. 913161117117 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. 15918179124 savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee. 128181710811 was dispatched by THE AMAZON in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl. CRATER FACE bested HONESTY in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight. LITTLE BEAR was devastated by VERMOUTH in a popular 1 minute uneven Title brawl. RANDOM MANIAC was savagely defeated by JOSH in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl. CKYNST OAF overcame TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. CERVEZA defeated CHER in a 1 minute duel. PHIL HELLMUTH vanquished CEREAL KILLER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. TAI was overcome by MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a popular 4 minute brutal bout. DIONNE was demolished by ABOMINATION in a 1 minute mismatched competition. AMBER devastated MIME WORSHIPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle. BANE overcame MASKED MURDERER in a 2 minute gruesome novice's conflict. FLETA was defeated by BRANDY in a action packed 3 minute struggle. STILE was handily defeated by WHISKEY in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MACH slimly lost to YAMMERIN' HANK in a exciting 5 minute brutal novice's brawl. TANIA was executed by BUZZ BITEMASTER in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout. BEASTLY overcame PYRS in a 2 minute amateur's competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 4 - 1 71 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 9 - 1 64 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 13 - 1 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 1 43 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 43 - 1 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 - 0 20 | Turn 674 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK VERMOUTH 8445 8 2 0 115 BOOZE (605) TOTAL PARRY CRATER FACE 8340 23 4 0 109 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) BASHING ATTACK HONESTY 7699 18 13 1 103 MIGHTY MORALS II (569) WALL OF STEEL LITTLE BEAR 8495 19 13 1 91 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) STRIKING ATTACK JOSH 8581 8 4 0 75 CLUELESS (628) PARRY-LUNGE PHIL HELLMUTH 7842 12 6 1 60 POKER GREATS (580) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800. The most popular warrior this turn was HONESTY 7699. The ten other most popular fighters were TAI 8579, BRANDY 8584, MACH 8639, JOSH 8581, AMBER 8580, VERMOUTH 8445, RANDOM MANIAC 7800, CKYNST OAF 8444, 15918179124 8655, and CRATER FACE 8340. The least popular fighter this week was TANIA 8640. The other ten least popular fighters were STILE 8638, FLETA 8637, MASKED MURDERER 8644, DIONNE 8578, CEREAL KILLER 8625, 913161117117 8658, BUZZ BITEMASTER 8601, YAMMERIN' HANK 8659, CHER 8577, and CERVEZA 8510. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: HONESTY (1-7699) MIGHTY MORALS II (569) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: HONEST JILES (1-7576) LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PATIENCE 2619 (118-98-12) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WAYWARD SON 8180 (41-19-4) 1 4 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME POOP DECK GUY 8274 (46-25-2) 5 3 0 SEA DOGS BLACK BREEZE 6522 (17-6-0) 1 3 0 BLACK JUNTA FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BALL PEIN 8379 (31-18-4) 5 3 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HONEST JILES 7576 (12-2-0) 13 3 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WAELGAEST 8422 (12-1-0) 11 3 1 SWEORDMASTERS VERMOUTH 8445 (7-2-0) 2 3 0 BOOZE ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PHIL HELLMUTH 7842 (11-6-1) 5 3 0 POKER GREATS APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NAEGLING 8576 (2-0-1) 11 3 0 SWEORDMASTERS BRANDY 8584 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BOOZE ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME GIN 8583 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BOOZE BEASTLY 8642 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BEAUTY OF HELL BUZZ BITEMASTER 8601 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 EVIL BEAVERS FALL TALL TALE 8613 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SEPTEMBER STORY TALL FALL TALE 8611 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SEPTEMBER STORY ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MISCHIEVOUS IMP 7627 (63-41-3) 5 3 0 SWEORDMASTERS APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TEARDROP 8478 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST WHISKEY 8582 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 BOOZE