DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/21/2011 Duedate: 12/03/2011 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-689 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WHISKEY BOOZE (605) (1-8582) [9-2-0,106] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WHISKEY HARD TIMES BOOZE (605) RUN DMC (636) (1-8582) [9-2-0,106] (1-8732) [3-2-0,21] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RANDOM MANIAC CEREAL KILLER HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-7800) [11-62-1,96] (1-8625) [10-9-0,80] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CLUELESS (628) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 55 2. BOOZE (605) 35 BOOZE (605) 3. STEEL LEGION (581) 33 Unchartered Team 4. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 26 5. LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 15 RUN DMC (636) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 2 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) 35 21 4 62.5 1/ 1 CLUELESS (628) 8 4 0 2/ 4 BOOZE (605) 112 96 13 53.8 2- 2 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) 5 1 1 3/ 3*RUN DMC (636) 7 6 0 53.8 3/ 3*RUN DMC (636) 4 5 0 4/ 5 CLUELESS (628) 67 61 0 52.3 4/ 4 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 4 10 0 5/ 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 615 568 72 52.0 5/ 5 BOOZE (605) 3 3 0 6/ 7 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 487 486 59 50.1 6/11 STEEL LEGION (581) 2 2 0 7/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 340 381 59 47.2 7- 6 KIDS GONE BAD (275) 2 4 0 8/ 9 STEEL LEGION (581) 57 65 4 46.7 8/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 14 0 9-10 KIDS GONE BAD (275) 24 33 4 42.1 9/ 9 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 0 4 0 10/11 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 567 857 14 39.8 10/10 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 688): ALLEY OOP of ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 571): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 693): FENRIS of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 665): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 689): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 684): POSITION IS EMTPY DM 7 BONSUR (turn 293): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 677): WILD THINGS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 679): JAMESON of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 678): BLAKSKUL of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 644): IRINA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 633): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 292): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 626): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 577): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 274): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 267): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 522): GILBERN JUSS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 243): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 570): ENDER of XENOCIDE (Buri, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 688): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 571): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 693): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 665): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 689): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 684): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 293): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 10 KOLACT (turn 677): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 679): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 678): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 644): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 633): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 292): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 626): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 577): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 274): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 267): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 522): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 243): BASH BROS SOCCER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 570) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 692): FALRONDIAL VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 664): DA VINCI CODE of TL';DR (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 684): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 293): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 292): FATALITY of BRUTAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 676): FERRIN MONDOR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 679): JAMESON of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 677): ZOLDIVAR of GREDAN (The Plansman, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 291): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 625): DORSAL FINN of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (Crip, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 577): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) WHY of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) (turn 576): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 273): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 267): UNCLE FESTER of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 521): MAX WEBER of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 243): ROMOR SAITH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as STEEL LEGION can attest... Practice pays for CEREAL KILLER, who pummelled DIONNE, to pocket 19 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 14 points to CEREAL KILLER. (Discrete enough, DIONNE?) A certain someone saw ALLEY OOP at Conan's Place with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! In MORDANT, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, WHISKEY. Word has it one team in MORDANT is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in MORDANT avoid HOMICIDAL MANIACS. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BOOZE, so did that sorry team shy from HOMICIDAL MANIACS If challenges were horses, RANDOM MANIAC could open up a fast food joint! Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in MORDANT would I avoid! Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MORDANT farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WHISKEY 8582 9 2 0 106 BOOZE (605) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -NAEGLING 8576 9 2 2 120 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -ALLEY OOP 8664 10 3 1 116 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) BRANDY 8584 8 0 0 100 BOOZE (605) RANDOM MANIAC 7800 11 62 1 96 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CEREAL KILLER 8625 10 9 0 80 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) JOSH 8581 15 12 0 78 CLUELESS (628) -TAKE ON ME 8682 6 3 0 73 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIONNE 8578 15 12 0 65 CLUELESS (628) TAI 8579 14 13 0 64 CLUELESS (628) AMBER 8580 12 15 0 62 CLUELESS (628) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DIRK DIGLER 8115 7 6 1 52 KIDS GONE BAD (275) -BLACK BETTY 8661 5 6 1 48 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) -FUNKYTOWN 8665 8 3 0 43 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) SHOTGUN DADDY 8738 4 3 0 36 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -IN MY HOUSE 8689 5 4 1 29 ONE HIT WONDERS (632) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HARD TIMES 8732 3 2 0 21 RUN DMC (636) PLATINUM 8182 1 0 0 17 STEEL LEGION (581) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 2 0 0 12 RUN DMC (636) -SPEED FREAK 8761 1 0 0 12 KIDS GONE BAD (275) MY ADIDAS 8733 1 0 0 11 RUN DMC (636) POLYMER 8219 1 0 0 11 STEEL LEGION (581) S... MC 8734 1 4 0 7 RUN DMC (636) -LINDSEY LOHAN 8758 1 0 0 5 KIDS GONE BAD (275) TITANIUM 8222 0 1 0 5 STEEL LEGION (581) BLACK BONKER 8749 0 3 0 3 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -LUKE PERRY 8759 0 1 0 1 KIDS GONE BAD (275) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? WHITE LIGHTNING 8742 0 1 0 BOOZE 605 BLACK ORC 689 NONE MASKED MURDERER 8644 5 11 0 HOMICIDAL MANIAC 121 IN MY HOUSE 8689 688 BULL STONE 8754 0 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 ARENAMASTER KAKA 689 NONE 11189171595 8764 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 HIGH ELF 689 NONE 11191716911 8762 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 HIGH ELF 689 NONE 127101791613 8766 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SHEWISH GIANT 689 NONE 171181310187 8765 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SHEWISH GIANT 689 NONE TEVA 8755 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 ARENAMASTER KAKA 689 NONE 1381413151011 8763 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 HIGH ELF 689 NONE PERSONAL ADS Nine Dark Arena fights! Have you never considered TRAINING these fools? -- Arenmaster Kakar Alley Oop -- Damned monkey. I'd like to get you in an alley, all right. One of MY alleys. -- Random Maniac Whiskey -- That's an awful thing to do to decent cereal grain. -- Cereal Killer P.S. Of course, it's just what one would EXPECT of a dwarf. Your kind just doesn't understand the grasses. Amber -- If you were my daughter, things would be DIFFERENT. As it is... you DESERVE whatever happens to you. -- Shotgun Daddy In My House -- Not where I expected to die, I will admit. And since I didn't expect it, I don't accept it, either. I shall return! My purpose has not yet been achieved. -- Masked Murderer P.S. I suspect you of being a vile cahooter, working with my hidden enemy. He has puppets and catspaws everywehre. Speed Freak -- Oh. Ah. Hum. I knew one of those before, once. He was always drawing pictures with millions of tiny little... whatevers in them. And he couldn't sit still. Disconcerting and distracting. He didn't last. -- Black Bonker LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WHITE LIGHTNING was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. 171181310187 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel. 11189171595 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. 1381413151011 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. BULL STONE was assassinated by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. TEVA was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. 11191716911 was dispatched by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. 127101791613 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. BRANDY overpowered JOSH in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee. RANDOM MANIAC was vanquished by WHISKEY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight. DIONNE was narrowly defeated by CEREAL KILLER in a action packed 2 minute gory match. TAI was luckily beaten by CHARK FORKBEARD in a 2 minute veteran's match. AMBER handily defeated CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. SHOTGUN DADDY savagely defeated HARD TIMES in a 3 minute gory brawl. S... MC was handily defeated by PLATINUM in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict. DOWNWITHTHEKING defeated TITANIUM in a 2 minute beginner's struggle. BLACK BONKER was handily defeated by POLYMER in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MY ADIDAS bested SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 2 minute novice's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 7 - 1 70 | |AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 7 - 0 56 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 21 - 2 55 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 31 - 0 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 0 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 0 20 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 41 - 3 16 | Turn 689 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK WHISKEY 8582 9 2 0 106 BOOZE (605) STRIKING ATTACK BRANDY 8584 8 0 0 100 BOOZE (605) WALL OF STEEL DIONNE 8578 15 12 0 65 CLUELESS (628) SLASHING ATTACK TAI 8579 14 13 0 64 CLUELESS (628) AIMED BLOW SHOTGUN DADDY 8738 4 3 0 36 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800. The most popular warrior this turn was CEREAL KILLER 8625. The ten other most popular fighters were TAI 8579, BRANDY 8584, WHISKEY 8582, SHOTGUN DADDY 8738, MY ADIDAS 8733, 11191716911 8762, 127101791613 8766, AMBER 8580, PLATINUM 8182, and 171181310187 8765. The least popular fighter this week was BLACK BONKER 8749. The other ten least popular fighters were S... MC 8734, RANDOM MANIAC 7800, JOSH 8581, TEVA 8755, BULL STONE 8754, 1381413151011 8763, 11189171595 8764, WHITE LIGHTNING 8742, TITANIUM 8222, and HARD TIMES 8732.