DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/27/2012 Duedate: 03/10/2012 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-696 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NAEGLING SWEORDMASTERS (138) (1-8576) [10-2-2,125] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader NAEGLING HAZGAARD SWEORDMASTERS (138) SACS DE MORDANT (637) (1-8576) [10-2-2,125] (1-8771) [1-0-0,9] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RANDOM MANIAC MASKED MUREDERER II HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-7800) [13-67-1,107] (1-8772) [2-5-1,12] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM RUN DMC (636) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 51 2. THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (476) 44 RUN DMC (636) 3. BOOZE (605) 37 Unchartered Team 4. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 19 5. RUN DMC (636) 16 SACS DE MORDANT (637) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*SACS DE MORDANT (637) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2 RUN DMC (636) 7 2 0 2- 1 GOD SQUAD (376) 10 2 0 83.3 2/ 1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 6 9 0 3/ 2 RUN DMC (636) 23 11 0 67.6 3/ 0 BOOZE (605) 3 0 0 4/ 0 BOOZE (605) 117 96 13 54.9 4- 3 CLUELESS (628) 3 3 0 5- 3 CLUELESS (628) 79 71 0 52.7 5/ 6 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (476) 3 7 0 6/ 4 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 616 574 72 51.8 6- 4 GOD SQUAD (376) 1 0 0 7/ 5 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 487 490 59 49.8 7/ 0*SACS DE MORDANT (637) 1 0 0 8/ 6 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 342 404 61 45.8 8/ 8 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 1 3 0 9/ 7 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (476) 14 18 1 43.8 9/ 5*SERPENTS' HOLD (642) 1 5 1 10/ 8 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 582 877 15 39.9 10/ 7 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 10 0 11/ 9*SERPENTS' HOLD (642) 1 5 1 16.7 11/ 9 LAB EXPERIMENTS (261) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT ANNOUNCING TURF WAR VIII; DM47; JULY 2012 Don't miss the premier event in all Alastari! Gather an alliance. (2 to 4 managers). Select a captain. Send in your entry fee(certs). Prepare your warriors. The competition, the acclaim, and the prizes await. The Turf War is expected to bring ten or more teams to battle. The competition is fierce. Only one Alliance can win TW8. Will it be yours? *TURF WAR 8 RULES* Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns) Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena. Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must: 1. Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. 2. Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join. 3. Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted. Captains are responsible for: 1. Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter, those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or lack of lack of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.) 2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War. 3. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.) Participating managers who are not Captains must: 1. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Unless already submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the winning pool of prizes.) 2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. a. No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS. b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent. c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No arena multiple teams or aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate manager disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other team warriors). d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received. e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf War. f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the moderators.) Scoring will be as follows for Fights: Win Loss Kill Die Challenge (up or within same class) +2 -2 +5 -5 Down Challenge "Challenger" -2 -2 -5 -5 Down Challenge "Challenged" +2 0 +5 -5 Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5 Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down) +2 -5 +5 -10 Champion ** x2 x2 x2 x2 Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx Tournament Death*** -3 Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage **** Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage **** *After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins, ** Champions double applies to his score only -- not to opponent. *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or death in a tournament or graduation. There must be a maximum of five only on a team at any point and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants. A TV scores 7 points or a TC scores 15 points. Death in a tournament results in a -3 score. ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its possible fights.) Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its possible fights.) Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows: Full Team: +1 1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point Full Alliance +1 2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point Full Team/Alliance scores 3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8. Style Master: +2 1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per round Duelmaster: +2 1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points. Champions: 1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. 2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time. 3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but not the Dark Arena, may be replaced. 4. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork (DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion. 5. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring) Bloodfeuds: 1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns. 2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often. 3. To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally within the TW8. (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge. Downchallenges: 1. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower class. (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class. (E.g. A challenger champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.) 2. In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or within the identical class but lower recognition. 3. No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge. (This rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.) Tournament Considerations: 1. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of recognition for North Fork. 2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 7 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins such status. 3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 15 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win such status. 4. Points awarded for tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants. A TV scores 7 points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional. Death in a tournament results in an additional -3 score. 5. Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork turn 301 to the applicable teams). Special Considerations: 1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points. 2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A. 3. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2). 4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty. 5. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes. Prizes: The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. However, for TW8, a prize (RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in this order-- kills, recognition points earned.) All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition. It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes. All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.) The following prizes have been secured from RSI: 1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena; 2. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance). 3. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award). 4. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47. 5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) 6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from RSI. These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW. Moderators: The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or wfms101 at aol dot com. Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them carefully! This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF. **TW8 Revision 02-20-12** * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 695): DIONNE of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 578): SKIDMARK BUG of 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 700): SALDORINIVAN KIRO of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 672): BRAVE 1 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 696): 8 BALL of POOL PARTY (Buri, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 691): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 700): EILEEN of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 684): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 686): PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 685): MOSHI HARU of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 651): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 640): WRATH of APOCALYPSE (Preacher, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 633): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 584): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 277): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 529): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 247): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 577): THUNDER BUG of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 695): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 578): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 700): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 672): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 696): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 691): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 700): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 684): ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 686): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 685): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 36 JHANS (turn 651): TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 640): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 296): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 633): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 584): CODE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 277): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 270): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 529): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 247): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 577) PUNCHILINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 578): SKIDMARK BUG of 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.) (turn 577): SERPENT2 of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 696): KELLY of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 690): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 684): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) (turn 683): CENSORSHIP of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 685): MOSHI HARU of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.) LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) ARIOCH of MINIONS OF CHAOS (?, mgr.) (turn 684): ROLISTON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 650): RHAKARAS of TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 640): WRATH of APOCALYPSE (Preacher, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 633): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) (turn 632): SRV of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.) (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of MORDANT. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. HOMICIDAL MANIACS? Who? RUN DMC is the top team these days, buddies! Those betting on SERPENTS' HOLD lost their shirt, as SERPENTS' HOLD lost their fighting abilities: 0-3-0. A certain someone saw DIONNE at Conan's Place with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to defend hers throne. What a pathetic slob! Now I can't insult NAEGLING, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, CEREAL KILLER is the most challenged warrior. BIG-HEADED KAT challenged CEREAL KILLER! Who says THE MOTHERSHIP 4 are just a bunch of wimps! BIG-HEADED KAT of THE MOTHERSHIP 4 kept his wits as he subdued CEREAL KILLER. Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MORDANT farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NAEGLING 8576 10 2 2 125 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WHISKEY 8582 10 2 0 120 BOOZE (605) BRANDY 8584 10 0 0 118 BOOZE (605) RANDOM MANIAC 7800 13 67 1 107 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) BIG-HEADED KAT 7110 10 3 0 95 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (476) -TAI 8579 18 15 0 93 CLUELESS (628) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DIONNE 8578 18 15 0 92 CLUELESS (628) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CEREAL KILLER 8625 14 12 0 74 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -AMBER 8580 14 19 0 71 CLUELESS (628) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLACK BONKER 8749 5 5 0 54 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HARD TIMES 8732 9 3 0 44 RUN DMC (636) SHOTGUN DADDY 8738 6 8 0 35 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME S... MC 8734 6 6 0 24 RUN DMC (636) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MY ADIDAS 8733 3 0 0 22 RUN DMC (636) -DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 4 2 0 21 RUN DMC (636) -MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 1 0 0 20 GOD SQUAD (376) -RUN'S HOUSE 8735 1 0 0 17 RUN DMC (636) CAMPARI 8832 1 0 0 13 BOOZE (605) ANISETTE 8831 1 0 0 13 BOOZE (605) MASKED MUREDERER II 8772 2 5 1 12 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) LORD BYRON 8782 1 1 0 11 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (476) HAZGAARD 8771 1 0 0 9 SACS DE MORDANT (637) SLITHER 8827 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) -SPEEDY 5521 0 1 0 1 GOD SQUAD (376) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? 15141191799 8836 0 1 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS 261 STONE GOLEM 696 NONE 101514151398 8835 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SPYMASTER 696 NONE 155151717510 8839 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 ARENAMASTER KAKA 696 NONE 163121791413 8834 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 ARENAMASTER KAKA 696 NONE 914121391413 8837 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 UNDEAD WARRIOR 696 NONE 91612131789 8838 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 HIGH ELF 696 NONE BYE 8829 0 1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642 SPYMASTER 696 NONE DIXIE 8828 1 1 1 SERPENTS' HOLD 642 ARENAMASTER KAKA 696 NONE 1113161161116 8833 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 STONE GOLEM 696 NONE MORROW 8730 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 UNDEAD WARRIOR 696 NONE BLAH 3 8840 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 476 MOUNTAIN TROLL 696 NONE BLAH 4 8841 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 476 STONE GOLEM 696 NONE BLAH 5 8842 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 476 MOUNTAIN TROLL 696 NONE PERSONAL ADS Dionne -- Do not think, not for ONE SINGLE MINUTE, that I let you win out of sympathy for your cluelessness. Surely my record makes it clear that I'm far less clued than you are! Besides which, I don't hold with that kind of soft-headed "sympathy win." Not a bit of it. No, I was distracted at a crucial instant by the, ah, bouncing of your, um, frontal elevation. I knew, of course, that you orcs are... generously supplied with physical attributes, but that was simply amazing. Unreal. If the arenamaster hadn't stepped in, I'd've pinched one to test its genuineness. There is nothing like THAT in my alleys. -- Random Maniac P.S. And, of course, powerful interests in Mordant are attempting to prevent my graduation, for which I absolutely must have the fourteenth win. They may have involved themselves in your preparation. Perhaps... there was Dark Root? Amber -- Honey-coated cereals? It is to laugh. -- Cereal Killer Big-Headed Kat -- You must be some kind of mutant tiger or something. Confusing. But so long as you stay away from my daughter, I've got no problem with you. -- Shotgun Daddy Downwiththeking -- Sounds like a plan. What king were you thinking of? Mordant's got a queen. -- Black Bonker Hard Times -- It figures. -- Masked Murderer II LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DIXIE was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. MORROW was killed by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. BLAH 5 was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. 155151717510 was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. BLAH 3 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight. 1113161161116 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl. 101514151398 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. 15141191799 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match. BYE was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. 163121791413 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. 914121391413 was slaughtered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel. 91612131789 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel. BLAH 4 was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. BIG-HEADED KAT overpowered CEREAL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. LORD BYRON defeated MASKED MUREDERER II in a exciting 6 minute Challenge match. NAEGLING devastated CAPTAIN ELOY in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict. RANDOM MANIAC was demolished by BRANDY in a 1 minute mismatched match. SHOTGUN DADDY was beaten by HARD TIMES in a 1 minute conflict. BLACK BONKER viciously subdued GRUNESH THE ORC in a action packed 1 minute gory fight. S... MC bested GRALL THE DESERTER in a 2 minute expert vs. novice duel. HAZGAARD bested SLITHER in a 3 minute amateur's brawl. ANISETTE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout. CAMPARI beat SLEN SNOTNOSE in a popular 4 minute novice's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 - 3 53 | |AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 16 - 16 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 29 - 1 47 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 27 - 2 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 9 - 0 36 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 0 33 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 30 - 0 21 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 - 0 17 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 696 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL NAEGLING 8576 10 2 2 125 SWEORDMASTERS (138) STRIKING ATTACK BRANDY 8584 10 0 0 118 BOOZE (605) TOTAL PARRY BIG-HEADED KAT 7110 10 3 0 95 THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (476) LUNGING ATTACK CEREAL KILLER 8625 14 12 0 74 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) AIMED BLOW HARD TIMES 8732 9 3 0 44 RUN DMC (636) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800. The most popular warrior this turn was MASKED MUREDERER II 8772. The ten other most popular fighters were CAMPARI 8832, 1113161161116 8833, BLACK BONKER 8749, HAZGAARD 8771, SLITHER 8827, BLAH 4 8841, BRANDY 8584, HARD TIMES 8732, S... MC 8734, and DIXIE 8828. The least popular fighter this week was SHOTGUN DADDY 8738. The other ten least popular fighters were RANDOM MANIAC 7800, 91612131789 8838, BYE 8829, 101514151398 8835, BLAH 3 8840, 155151717510 8839, CEREAL KILLER 8625, 914121391413 8837, 163121791413 8834, and 15141191799 8836. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. AXIOM (11-3918) ERRATA (372) MACHETE MOUSE (82-4566) MAMMAL MILITIA (616) GONE TO GEORGIA (82-28596) STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657) ROOT (82-31537) 4 LETTER BEER (5196) SMOOTH (82-33235) TRANSITIONS (5487) YELLOW DEUCE COUPE (82-33317) COLOR TUNES (5502) ROOM 282 (82-33685) TEMPE -05 (5575) UGAMUGGAH (82-41228) STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) TOUCHE' TURTLE (82-44789) KILLER KARTOONS (7535) MIDSIZE WHOOPER (82-47794) COOL NAMES 22 (8035) DAVID WAYBUR (84-5954) MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124) RODEO CLOWN (84-11743) TOUGHER GUYS (2136) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes