DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/16/2012 Duedate: 07/28/2012 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-706 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NAEGLING SWEORDMASTERS (138) (1-8576) [15-3-2,118] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader NAEGLING POSITION IS EMPTY SWEORDMASTERS (138) (1-8576) [15-3-2,118] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RANDOM MANIAC ERBIN PARNAN HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) LOW ROAD 3 (644) (1-7800) [13-77-1,117] (1-8903) [9-4-0,54] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LOW ROAD 3 (644) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. LOW ROAD 3 (644) 29 2. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 23 RUN DMC (636) 3. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 21 Unchartered Team 4. RUN DMC (636) 20 5. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 14 BLADES OF POWER (566) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 RUN DMC (636) 35 19 0 64.8 1/ 1 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 11 4 0 2/ 3 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 41 24 2 63.1 2/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 8 1 0 3- 4 BOOZE (605) 126 107 13 54.1 3/ 3 RUN DMC (636) 5 4 0 4/ 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 629 580 73 52.0 4/ 6 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 5 10 0 5/ 6 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 342 426 61 44.5 5/ 5 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) 2 5 0 6/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 600 909 16 39.8 6- 4 BOOZE (605) 1 2 0 7/ 8 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) 7 26 1 21.2 7/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 8 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 705): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 588): KINTHIRA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 710): VELOVORINSAL NORS of GAMES LIBRARIANS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 682): VAR-KHAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 706): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 701): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 710): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 694): CLYDE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 696): BABY ON BOARD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 695): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 36 JHANS (turn 661): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 650): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 301): UDARN VOYL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 643): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 594): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 282): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 275): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 539): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 252): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 587): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 705): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 588): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 710): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 682): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 706): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 701): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 710): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 694): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 696): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 695): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 650): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 301): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 643): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 594): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 282): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 275): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 539): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 252): BASH BROS CANDY (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 587) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 10 KOLACT (turn 693): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 694): GRASS SEED of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 643): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 593): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 539): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. If I had time to be amused, Naegling, I would have been, but! There is work to be done. Meet me in the alley behind the arena at sunset and I'll show you the ropes. And the chains, too. Random Maniac SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, MORDANT? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Looks like MORDANT has some guts at least, RANDOM MANIAC the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. NAEGLING challenged MORDANT's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as NAEGLING takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Conan's Place, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From MORDANT's trash dumps? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. MORDANT, I am losing what little hope I had in you. SERPENTS' HOLD the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was SWEORDMASTERS. Ha ha ha ha! I guess I can give a little credit to GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS for challenging up by 19 to BOA. GRASSCUTTER won to get 92 points of recognition. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the MORDANT arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of MORDANT. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NAEGLING 8576 15 3 2 118 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WHISKEY 8582 15 2 0 170 BOOZE (605) -BRANDY 8584 11 0 0 124 BOOZE (605) RANDOM MANIAC 7800 13 77 1 117 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) GRASSCUTTER 8750 5 0 1 92 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLACK BONKER 8749 10 10 1 89 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CEREAL KILLER 8625 18 18 0 76 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) BOA 8830 5 2 0 70 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHOTGUN DADDY 8738 13 11 0 60 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHELSEA NOREN 8906 7 6 0 58 LOW ROAD 3 (644) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ERBIN PARNAN 8903 9 4 0 54 LOW ROAD 3 (644) DELISE ORM 8907 7 6 0 50 LOW ROAD 3 (644) S... MC 8734 11 11 0 44 RUN DMC (636) ALLANA LORIMER 8904 10 3 1 43 LOW ROAD 3 (644) BELTRAN MOSS 8905 8 5 1 39 LOW ROAD 3 (644) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TEQUILLA 8780 2 3 0 29 BOOZE (605) -DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 5 3 0 28 RUN DMC (636) SLEAN 8880 2 2 0 28 SWEORDMASTERS (138) MASKED MURDERER II 8772 4 13 1 26 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MARY MARY 8872 2 0 0 23 RUN DMC (636) -RUN'S HOUSE 8735 2 1 0 21 RUN DMC (636) -GRYRE 8710 1 0 0 21 SWEORDMASTERS (138) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871 2 0 0 19 RUN DMC (636) -EEL 8824 1 1 0 15 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) -MOON SHINE 8863 1 3 0 7 BOOZE (605) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? 913111791411 8915 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 HIGH ELF 706 NONE SH/EP 8913 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SHEWISH GIANT 706 NONE PERSONAL ADS Personals for dm 1 Grasscutter -- I *think* we aren't supposed to talk until it sure we're going to be running regularly, but I *felt* like talking, okay? I was terribly impressed with your tv challenge. What an honor! -- Chelsea Noren P.S. Will you sign my autograph book? Slean -- You're an absolutely wretched person, and I suspect you of collusion. If I can sustain my suspicion until I get out of the Infirmary, you will PAY. -- Masked Murderer P.S. Do not talk to me about EVIDENCE. That is for lesser mortals. Boa -- SNAKES! Get AWAY from me! -- Cereal Killer This Tien-Shu of Genrai is another Kung-fudiot. I minced him. -- Black Bonker S... MC -- You can run, but not fast enough. Not if you mess with MY daughters. -- Shotgun Daddy Downwiththeking -- Why? -- Erbin Parnan Oh, that was FUN. I devastated Moneybags Merfrin, just like it says, and... HE DROPPED HIS MONEYBAGS! Wonderful. -- Allana Lorimer, off to go shopping Ouch! Black Devin was too much for me. -- Delise Orm If the real Fiorenze of Fratsfa is anything like the golem, if there IS a real Fiorenze, of course, he's pathetic as a fighter. -- Beltran Moss LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS 913111791411 was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. SH/EP was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. GRASSCUTTER demolished BOA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. NAEGLING savagely defeated RANDOM MANIAC in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title duel. SLEAN was defeated by BELTRAN MOSS in a 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge fight. CEREAL KILLER bested TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. BLACK BONKER overpowered MAD MANNEQUIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. ALLANA LORIMER was overpowered by BLACK DEVIN in a 1 minute uneven melee. S... MC lost to SHOTGUN DADDY in a 2 minute veteran's duel. CHELSEA NOREN vanquished MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ERBIN PARNAN overpowered LIEUTENANT WOREL in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match. DELISE ORM demolished MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 1 minute mismatched match. MASKED MURDERER II was overcome by MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 3 minute contest. MARY MARY subdued GESHI SCRIVENER in a 3 minute amateur's match. COLOSSEUM HALLS overpowered SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 20 - 14 - 0 59 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 1 49 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 6 - 0 45 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 21 - 1 34 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 34 - 0 26 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 706 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL NAEGLING 8576 15 3 2 118 SWEORDMASTERS (138) LUNGING ATTACK GRASSCUTTER 8750 5 0 1 92 SWEORDMASTERS (138) AIMED BLOW BOA 8830 5 2 0 70 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) BASHING ATTACK ERBIN PARNAN 8903 9 4 0 54 LOW ROAD 3 (644) STRIKING ATTACK ALLANA LORIMER 8904 10 3 1 43 LOW ROAD 3 (644) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800. The most popular warrior this turn was ERBIN PARNAN 8903. The ten other most popular fighters were NAEGLING 8576, RANDOM MANIAC 7800, BELTRAN MOSS 8905, CEREAL KILLER 8625, SHOTGUN DADDY 8738, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, GRASSCUTTER 8750, DELISE ORM 8907, COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871, and 913111791411 8915. The least popular fighter this week was SLEAN 8880. The other ten least popular fighters were SH/EP 8913, MARY MARY 8872, CHELSEA NOREN 8906, S... MC 8734, ALLANA LORIMER 8904, BLACK BONKER 8749, BOA 8830, 913111791411 8915, COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871, and DELISE ORM 8907. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: NAEGLING (1-8576) SWEORDMASTERS (138) WHISKEY (1-8582) BOOZE (605)