DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/13/2012    Duedate: 08/25/2012

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-708

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RANDOM MANIAC
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
(1-7800) [13-79-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RANDOM MANIAC                  ARNOLD ZIFFEL
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        HANDSOME SWINE (640)
(1-7800) [13-79-1,119]         (1-8814) [3-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RANDOM MANIAC                  RANDOM MANIAC
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
(1-7800) [13-79-1,119]         (1-7800) [13-79-1,119]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LOW ROAD 3 (644)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STEEL LEGION (581)          51
2. SERPENTS' HOLD (642)        15      GOD SQUAD (376)
3. HANDSOME SWINE (640)        13      Unchartered Team
4. BOOZE (605)                 12
5. LOW ROAD 3 (644)             6      HANDSOME SWINE (640)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HANDSOME SWINE (640)       3   0  0  100   1/ 1 LOW ROAD 3 (644)         12  3 0
 2/ 4 GOD SQUAD (376)           12   6  0 66.7   2/ 2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   8  7 0
 3/ 2 LOW ROAD 3 (644)          49  26  2 65.3   3/ 4 RUN DMC (636)             5  4 0
 4/ 3 RUN DMC (636)             38  22  0 63.3   4/ 0 STEEL LEGION (581)        3  0 1
 5/ 5 BOOZE (605)              127 111 13 53.4   5- 3 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       3  3 0
 6- 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      630 582 73 52.0   6/ 6*HANDSOME SWINE (640)      2  0 0
 7/ 0 STEEL LEGION (581)        64  66  6 49.2   7/ 5 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      2  7 0
 8- 7 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   342 428 61 44.4   8/ 9 GOD SQUAD (376)           1  1 0
 9/ 8 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  605 914 16 39.8   9/ 7 BOOZE (605)               1  4 0
10/ 9 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)       9  32  1 22.0  10- 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                        6 Months Ago -- The Eastern Deserts

     The battlefield was shrouded in darkness, save for the torches carried by a
number of the soldiers and several magical orbs of light, which circled above lazily
at the command of the wizards.  The engagement had been a short one, as three huge,
lumbering Phase Dragons burst from the nearby caverns and ran straight into the fully
prepared army.  The archers took a savage toll on the beasts before the elite
gladiators charged in to finish the fray.  As the soldiers cleared the massive bodies
from the cavern mouth a small group of hooded men gathered a short distance away.
     "There is no question about it.  These are creatures from the Kaikwok Gate."
said Rillion, thoughtfully stroking his short beard. "I just don't understand how
they are accessing our world again despite the gate being completely sealed."
     Alongside the mage, the manager known as The Greek Guy sharpened a gleaming
battle axe.  "The Dark One said something about a rift or tear.  I'm not really up on
Gate Metaphysics, Rill.  All I know is they're here and they shouldn't be."
     "Managerr said they wouldn't be gone long." Added Rascally Rabbit, looking far
more sinister than his manager name implied, "and that we needed to hold this area
until they got back.  So that's what we need to do."
     One of the scouts shouted a brief warning and the soldiers assumed battle
formation once more.  The three arena managers stepped back behind a shield thrown up
by Rillion and prepared for a second engagement.  Within a moment, a snarling wave of
Jaguar warriors erupted from the cavern, pouring out toward the soldiers.
     The Greek Guy took the point and motioned to the troops.  "Move to engage!  Form
up!  Initiate Shield Wall!  Archers, volley fire!"
     A cloud of enchanted arrows hissed into the night, and then descended to shower
death upon the charging Jaguar warriors.  Scores of the beast men went down under the
fire but it was just a small fraction of their overall numbers.  Within a moment the
first ranks of the jaguars leapt upon the prepared troops, tearing and rending with
their razor sharp talons and fangs.  Despite the massive numbers, the shield wall
held, and the gate beasts seemed to be taking the worst of the exchange.  After a
moment, however, the Jaguar Warriors found some holes in the ranks and burst through,
creating havoc amongst the defenders.
     "Second line-- advance!  First line-- fall back!"
     The first defensive line fell back in an organized retreat, while a second wave
of defenders moved up.  Within a moment, they formed up to from a second defensive
line, while those formerly in the front line moved back to regroup.  At the same
time, another wave of arrows showered from the sky and cut down the confused Jaguar
Warriors.
     "We learned a lot from the first Gate incursion." Rillion commented to RR.  "The
Jaguar Warriors can be a terror one on one, but they don't fight well in organized
battles.  Those enchanted arrows help a lot, too.  One shot, one kill."
     Despite the confident words, the Jaguars were inflicting a savage toll on the
soldiers.  It was true, that the majority of the troops were gladiators and former
gladiators who were now protected by immortality magic, but still if they were
consumed by the Gate monsters, there would be no return.  As the battle raged, it
became clear that there were too many Jaguar warriors for the small army to defeat.
Rillion flicked his staff and sent a fireball into the Jaguar's flank.  It erupted
into a flaming explosion of heat and pressure, sending scores of the beast men
flying.  As he did so, the Rabbit gathered a nearby troop and rushed to cut off a
Jaguar offensive.
     The Greek Guy motioned for the trumpeters to sound the retreat.  "Back up the
hill!  Form defensive units.  Skirmishers forward to slow the advance."
     "This is not going well." Rillion commented as he blasted away a row of Jaguars
with a bolt of lightning.
     As he prepared a second bolt, he noticed a large vortex opening nearby.  A
travelling Gate was being opened.  Which meant either more Jaguars, or...?
     A second small army of heavily armored gladiator-soldiers appeared.  At their 
head rode Managerr, on a white stallion, and the Dark One, on his black gelding.
They motioned and their warriors charged into the Jaguar Warriors flank.  The numbers
now more even, the first army charged down the hill.  Within minutes the Jaguar
forces were destroyed.  Only a handful survived to flee back into the cavern.
     "Good timing."  Rascally Rabbit chuckled, his eyebrow arched, "You couldn't have
arrived just a touch sooner?"
     "It took us a while to scout out the ruins of our old training grounds on the
other side of the Kaikwok Gate." Managerr responded, "We stopped by to gather the
second division, as we thought we might need the manpower.  Apparently we were right.
The other side of the old Gate is completely empty.  They are all gone."
     "Gone?  There were millions of beings on that world.  You're telling me that
they're all gone?"
     The Dark One waved his staff and a vision of the Kaikwok Gate world appeared.
It was decimated.  Forests burned and blasted, temples shattered, riverbeds and lakes
dried up and shriveled.  "As he said.  All gone.  We detected residual magic.  Gate
magic.  I am not certain if it was left from an invader that came, exterminated that
world and enslaved what was left of the population or possibly the denizens of that
world developed Gate travel on its own and departed a dying world.  We have no way of
knowing which is the case."
     The Greek Guy received a message from one of the army runners, read it quickly
and motioned to his fellows.  "The engineers are ready."
     He motioned to a figure high up on the cliffside above the cave.  In a moment, a
thunderous explosion shook the ground.  Instantly a shower of boulders, shards of
stone and dirt rained down, burying the cavern opening under half the mountainside.
     Rillion nodded.  "That will do for this Gate access, but I expect there will be
more."

           Three Months Ago -- The Dark Citadel -- Isle of of the Eye

     The Brotherhood of the Blade sat around the titanic obsidian table where they
often planned and plotted together.  This occasion was more serious, however, than
their usual debates over gladiatorial tactics and battle plans.  They were instead
embroiled in a lengthy discourse regarding the ongoing Gate incursions that had been
detected.
     "Sheila and her mage council can't figure out how to stop it." Managerr noted.
     "Sheila?"  The Greek Guy chuckled, "First name basis now, are we?"
     Managerr smirked at him.  "They can close the Gate opening when they find it,
but then another one opens somewhere else within a few days.  At some point they are
going to get access in a remote area and we won't find it in time.  If they can move
in a large force, it will be next to impossible to beat them back and close the
access.  It will be a mess."
     "And we still have no idea who is behind this and what's going on." Rillion
added.
     "What we do know is that we don't have enough days in the week to keep running
around closing gates and fighting battles.  We're shorthanded.  Zalgor's missing in
action and Caesar is off-world fighting wars of his own.  Without their forces it's
even worse."  Rascally Rabbit shuffled through his roster.  "I've lost 15% of my
personal troops and I know you all have suffered losses as well."
     Managerr agreed.  "We're definitely short on members.  Mad Max and Tig Toad are
retired.  With Zalgor inactive and Caesar battling Picts or whatnot, we are at five
members.  Just barely enough in normal times and way short in these times."
     "We need to recruit some new members." The Greek Guy stated.  "We have a
tournament coming up and can talk to some managers there.  We need to find those who
are like-minded and who would get along with the rest of us, which is not always
easy."
     "Agreed." said the Dark One from beneath his cowl, "We can then announce our new
members.  We need more men and more troops.  I think we all have some candidates in
mind.  First, they must have no other allegiances.  Second, they must have the
martial knowledge we expect from our members.  And, the Greek Guy mentioned, they
have to be able to deal with us."

                        Present Day -- the Isle of the Eye
     One of the arena scribes rushed into the GC headquarters.  "We need 100 runners
to travel to every city in the land.  We're being paid 1,000 gold sovereigns to get
the news out!"
     "What news?"
     "The Brotherhood of the Blade is expanding!!  Here is the announcement!"
              *****                   *****                   *****
     Hear Ye!  Hear Ye!  The Brotherhood of the Blade has chosen to add the following
new members to our ranks.  Effective immediately, the following managers have been
offered and have accepted membership to the Brotherhood:
     Bubbaganoosh
     Grimm
     Khisanth

May their successes be great and their victories many under our banner!

     Officially -- Managerr -- Grand High Moose of the Brotrotherhood of the Blade

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 707): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 590): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 712): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 684): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 708): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 703): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 712): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 696): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 698): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 697): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 663): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 652): BASKERVILLE PIG of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 645): WHERETHEHECKISTAN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 596): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 283): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 276): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 541): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 589): SMELL CAREFULLY of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 707): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 590): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 712): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 684): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 708): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 703): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 712): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 696): FEARSOME FIVESOME (?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 698): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 697): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 663): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 652): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 645): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 596): PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 283): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 276): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 541): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 589) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 706): NAEGLING of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 683): VAR-KHAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 708): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 712): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
               (turn 711): DEBBY of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 697): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 696): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 596): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.)
                             GALDOR O'HARE of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 541): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Okay, okay, I thank the wretched Grasscutter, short hairy weirdo that he is, for
the title.  Up to a point.  After all, he could've let me WIN to take it, that
wouldn't have cost HIM anything, would it?  But nooooo, he held back, or rather, did
NOT hold back, and won the fight going away.  Okay, okay, NOT going away.  Since the
outgoing duelmaster was one of HIS teammates, he couldn't fight for the title, and
even after his win, I out-pointed him and took it.  Damn straight!
     But I tell you, it's all of a piece with this modern me-first society we've got
today.  Grab the win for yourself and let the needs of the greater community go
begging.  ONE MORE WIN, and I'd be immortal, or at least ageless, next best thing,
and I could really get to work on cleaning up the alleys.  Does anyone CARE?  Of
course not!  Only the alley people care, and they aren't in the arena except as the
lowest-ranked standbys.  I do what I can, but even I have limits.

                                   Random Maniac

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for POLYMER, who flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing BELTRAN 
MOSS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top 
ten was BLACK BONKER, who dropped 21 points after a disappointing (to say the least) 
bout with RAFFI THE GARROTE.  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to CHARK 
FORKBEARD, BUT RANDOM MANIAC is still the Duelmaster because he has the most 
recognition points!  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MORDANT arena.  Did you 
hear that RUN DMC was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of RUN DMC's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BOOZE beats feet every time RUN DMC smiles at 
them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of MUTANT BLOWBY, 
who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time 
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MORDANT have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RANDOM MANIAC 7800           13  79  1   119       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRANDY 8584                  11   0  0   124       BOOZE (605)
-GRASSCUTTER 8750              6   0  1   104       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 CEREAL KILLER 8625           20  18  0    93       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOTGUN DADDY 8738           15  11  0    88       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 CHELSEA NOREN 8906            9   6  0    78       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 BLACK BONKER 8749            11  11  1    70       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 ERBIN PARNAN 8903            11   4  0    68       LOW ROAD 3 (644)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLATINUM 8182                 4   0  0    66       STEEL LEGION (581)
 BOA 8830                      5   4  0    59       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
 ALLANA LORIMER 8904          12   3  1    57       LOW ROAD 3 (644)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLYMER 8219                  3   0  0    51       STEEL LEGION (581)
 S... MC 8734                 12  12  0    48       RUN DMC (636)
 DELISE ORM 8907               8   7  0    46       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 BELTRAN MOSS 8905             9   6  1    34       LOW ROAD 3 (644)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814            3   0  0    33       HANDSOME SWINE (640)
-DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736          5   3  0    28       RUN DMC (636)
 MASKED MURDERER II 8772       4  15  1    28       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 FERROUS 8744                  2   0  2    28       STEEL LEGION (581)
 MUTANT BLOWBY 5520            3   2  0    26       GOD SQUAD (376)
-SLEAN 8880                    2   3  0    25       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 MARY MARY 8872                3   1  0    24       RUN DMC (636)
 STING 8917                    2   0  0    24       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUN'S HOUSE 8735              2   1  0    21       RUN DMC (636)
-GRYRE 8710                    1   0  0    21       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-EEL 8824                      1   1  0    15       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
 MOON SHINE 8863               1   5  0    14       BOOZE (605)
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871          3   1  0    10       RUN DMC (636)
 WHITE LIGHTNING 8923          0   1  0     1       BOOZE (605)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MIME WORSHIPPER         0  0 0                      FERROUS 8744          708  NONE
TEQUILLA 8780           3  4 0 BOOZE 605            ARENAMASTER KAKA      708  NONE
BYE 8921                0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642   MOUNTAIN TROLL        708  NONE
SEE YA 8922             0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642   DARK CHAMPION         708  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wow, Random ADMITS he has limits?  The millenium has arrived, the world will now come
to an end! -- Cereal Killer

Boa -- I liked that, tying you in a knot and all.  That kind of thing is FUN.  Little
enough fun in the world today. -- Cereal Killer

Some people, I won't mention any names, but they're on my team, feel that defeating
the STANDBY Mad Mannequin will cause problems with the MANAGER Not-Mad Mannequin.
They're idiots.  We're here to win. -- Black Bonker and Shotgun Daddy

Wins over the Caeran Slave ARE wins, but should we count them as full wins?  They're
so easy.... -- Chelsea Noren, Allana Lorimer, and Erbin Parnan

And yet another standby. -- Beltran Moss

S... Mc -- Why did you have to do that?  I was perfectly willing to take on the
burden of victory, and I WOULD HAVE DONE IT, if you hadn't nipped in at the last
minute and carried it off.  Some people have NO RESPECT. -- Masked Murderer

Slean -- Shouldn't you have had a sweord? -- Delise Orm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TEQUILLA was dealt death by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BYE was put to death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
ARNOLD ZIFFEL overpowered MASKED MURDERER II in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MOON SHINE was defeated by MUTANT BLOWBY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
RANDOM MANIAC slimly lost to CHARK FORKBEARD in a 4 minute expert's Title brawl.
BLACK BONKER was devastated by RAFFI THE GARROTE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOTGUN DADDY handily defeated RAFFI THE GARROTE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CEREAL KILLER vanquished BOA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHELSEA NOREN viciously subdued CAPTAIN ELOY in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
ERBIN PARNAN overpowered S... MC in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DELISE ORM was overpowered by PLATINUM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALLANA LORIMER devastated MARY MARY in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
BELTRAN MOSS was demolished by POLYMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FERROUS executed MIME WORSHIPPER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COLOSSEUM HALLS defeated WHITE LIGHTNING in a 1 minute novice's duel.
STING devastated GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  16 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  32 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  24 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 708 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CEREAL KILLER 8625         20  18  0   93 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SHOTGUN DADDY 8738         15  11  0   88 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
WALL OF STEEL    CHELSEA NOREN 8906          9   6  0   78 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
BASHING ATTACK   ERBIN PARNAN 8903          11   4  0   68 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALLANA LORIMER 8904        12   3  1   57 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RANDOM MANIAC 7800.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHELSEA NOREN 
8906, ALLANA LORIMER 8904, BYE 8921, MUTANT BLOWBY 5520, SHOTGUN DADDY 8738, ARNOLD 
ZIFFEL 8814, CEREAL KILLER 8625, POLYMER 8219, ERBIN PARNAN 8903, and PLATINUM 8182.

The least popular fighter this week was WHITE LIGHTNING 8923.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BELTRAN MOSS 8905, S... MC 8734, BLACK BONKER 8749, MASKED 
MURDERER II 8772, COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871, MARY MARY 8872, DELISE ORM 8907, BOA 8830, 
MOON SHINE 8863, and SEE YA 8922.