DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/27/2012 Duedate: 09/08/2012 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-709 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS GRASSCUTTER SWEORDMASTERS (138) (1-8750) [7-0-1,114] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader RANDOM MANIAC POSITION IS EMPTY HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-7800) [13-80-1,120] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RANDOM MANIAC ERBIN PARNAN HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) LOW ROAD 3 (644) (1-7800) [13-80-1,120] (1-8903) [12-4-0,85] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LOW ROAD 3 (644) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. LOW ROAD 3 (644) 41 2. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 33 GOD SQUAD (376) 3. STEEL LEGION (581) 17 Unchartered Team 4. RUN DMC (636) 12 5. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 8 PALINDROMES (558) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*HANDSOME SWINE (640) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 12 3 0 2/ 2 GOD SQUAD (376) 13 6 0 68.4 2/ 3 RUN DMC (636) 6 5 0 3/ 3 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 53 27 2 66.3 3/ 2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 6 9 0 4/ 4 RUN DMC (636) 41 24 0 63.1 4/ 4 STEEL LEGION (581) 5 1 1 5/ 5 BOOZE (605) 127 113 13 52.9 5/ 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 3 3 0 6/ 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 632 583 73 52.0 6- 6*HANDSOME SWINE (640) 2 0 0 7/ 7 STEEL LEGION (581) 66 67 6 49.6 7/ 8 GOD SQUAD (376) 2 1 0 8/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 342 429 61 44.4 8/ 7 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) 2 10 0 9/ 9 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 606 918 16 39.8 9/ 9 BOOZE (605) 1 6 0 10/10 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) 9 36 1 20.0 10/10 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 708): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 685): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 709): TIK-TOK of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 704): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 699): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 698): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 664): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 646): RHINO of BESTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 597): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 277): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 542): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 590): SMELL CAREFULLY of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 708): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 713): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 685): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 709): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 704): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 713): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 697): FEARSOME FIVESOME (?, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 699): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 698): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 664): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 646): DELVERS (Harby and Jorja, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 597): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 542): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 590) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 708): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 712): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 698): LUPUS MAJOR of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 697): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 646): WHERETHEHECKISTAN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 596): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.) GALDOR O'HARE of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 541): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. A standby! A loathesome DWARF! I don't care HOW many forks he has in his beard, or even if it's a SPOON. I NEED THE WIN. Well, and a couple of ratings would be good, but the win is CRITICAL. Or, I suppose, to stay alive for another eight turns. I think the Commission is prepared to see reason if I reach one hundred fights. Very strange, when you think about it, which I try not to do, but my warflail SCREAMED in that fight. Random Maniac SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for ERBIN PARNAN, who flew up 17 points in the rankings after mashing CHARK FORKBEARD like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was CEREAL KILLER, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI. It's a proud day for the SWEORDMASTERS stable, as their warrior, GRASSCUTTER, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location. But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! Did you hear that SWEORDMASTERS was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of SWEORDMASTERS' warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BOOZE beats feet every time SWEORDMASTERS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, MUTANT BLOWBY would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! There's got to be more reason for the sending of FERROUS to the Dark Arena than his record (2-1-2). Anybody got any ideas STEEL LEGION? Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GRASSCUTTER 8750 7 0 1 114 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BRANDY 8584 11 0 0 124 BOOZE (605) RANDOM MANIAC 7800 13 80 1 120 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) SHOTGUN DADDY 8738 16 11 0 92 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ERBIN PARNAN 8903 12 4 0 85 LOW ROAD 3 (644) CHELSEA NOREN 8906 10 6 0 84 LOW ROAD 3 (644) CEREAL KILLER 8625 20 19 0 79 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) PLATINUM 8182 5 0 0 74 STEEL LEGION (581) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLACK BONKER 8749 11 12 1 64 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) ALLANA LORIMER 8904 13 3 1 63 LOW ROAD 3 (644) POLYMER 8219 4 0 0 59 STEEL LEGION (581) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DELISE ORM 8907 9 7 0 57 LOW ROAD 3 (644) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BOA 8830 5 5 0 55 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) S... MC 8734 12 13 0 49 RUN DMC (636) SLEAN 8880 3 3 0 37 SWEORDMASTERS (138) BELTRAN MOSS 8905 9 7 1 35 LOW ROAD 3 (644) DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 6 3 0 34 RUN DMC (636) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 4 2 0 33 GOD SQUAD (376) RUN'S HOUSE 8735 3 1 0 33 RUN DMC (636) -ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814 3 0 0 33 HANDSOME SWINE (640) MASKED MURDERER II 8772 4 16 1 29 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STING 8917 2 1 0 22 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) -GRYRE 8710 1 0 0 21 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -EEL 8824 1 1 0 15 SERPENTS' HOLD (642) MOON SHINE 8863 1 6 0 15 BOOZE (605) MARY MARY 8872 3 2 0 14 RUN DMC (636) COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871 4 1 0 13 RUN DMC (636) WHITE LIGHTNING 8923 0 2 0 2 BOOZE (605) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? 3141217151211 8926 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 STONE GOLEM 709 NONE BYE 8928 0 1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642 BLACK ORC 709 NONE SEE YA 8927 0 1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642 UNDEAD WARRIOR 709 NONE FERROUS 8744 2 1 2 STEEL LEGION 581 SPYMASTER 709 NONE SH+EP 8924 0 1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138 HIGH ELF 709 NONE PERSONAL ADS Arnold Ziffel -- Swine, yes, handsome, couldn't prove it by me. In fact, I rather think you're a PIG, stealing important wins from me, stopping me from pursuing my vendetta against, well, a person I won't name, because I don't want him to be warned. That's why I wear the mask. But I WILL GET HIM. Despite you and your ilk. -- Masked Murderer II This Raffi the Garrote brute is dangerous. I think we should converge on him in an alley, bonk him on the head a few times, and throw him in the river. -- Black Bonker Take it easy, BB, remember your blood pressure! I'll take care of Raffi for you. -- Shotgun Daddy Boa -- I can't say that the idea of holding a serpent appeals to me, but pinning one to the arena wall with a spear sounds good. Works good, too. -- Cereal Killer Where does this Captain Eloy get OFF, trying to put his and on my... uh, THERE? I won't have it. -- Chelsea Noren S... MC -- Well, you know, the arena isn't really the place for a runner. No scope. -- Erbin Parnan P.S. You're just bound to get dizzy, going around in circles like that. Platinum -- Well, I suppose, but I think I'd rather have gold. -- Delise Orm Mary Mary -- Nothing like having a serious experience edge, I guess. -- Allana Lorimer Polymer -- Oh, ick! Plastic? I'll pass on that. I know it's supposed to be good for all kinds of stuff, but I'm a traditionalist, you know? -- Beltran Moss LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS FERROUS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. SEE YA was butchered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. 3141217151211 was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena match. SH+EP was barely slain by HIGH ELF in a 3 minute Dark Arena contest. BYE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. RUN'S HOUSE demolished MASKED MURDERER II in a 1 minute Challenge competition. MOON SHINE was vanquished by MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. RANDOM MANIAC was overpowered by GRASSCUTTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl. CEREAL KILLER was narrowly defeated by TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a 2 minute uneven melee. ERBIN PARNAN won victory over CHARK FORKBEARD in a popular 2 minute duel. CHELSEA NOREN vanquished BOA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SHOTGUN DADDY defeated SILISA THE SNAKE in a 2 minute expert's match. BLACK BONKER was beaten by PLATINUM in a exciting 1 minute fight. ALLANA LORIMER demolished CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. DELISE ORM devastated S... MC in a 1 minute one-sided battle. POLYMER devastated BELTRAN MOSS in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MARY MARY was handily defeated by SLEAN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. STING was bested by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 3 minute duel. COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame WHITE LIGHTNING in a 5 minute amateur's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 - 0 56 | |AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 21 - 2 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 - 0 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 24 - 20 - 0 55 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 25 - 0 36 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 34 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 | Turn 709 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 3 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK GRASSCUTTER 8750 7 0 1 114 SWEORDMASTERS (138) AIMED BLOW SHOTGUN DADDY 8738 16 11 0 92 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) BASHING ATTACK ERBIN PARNAN 8903 12 4 0 85 LOW ROAD 3 (644) WALL OF STEEL CHELSEA NOREN 8906 10 6 0 84 LOW ROAD 3 (644) STRIKING ATTACK ALLANA LORIMER 8904 13 3 1 63 LOW ROAD 3 (644) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME The overall popularity leader is RANDOM MANIAC 7800. The most popular warrior this turn was 3141217151211 8926. The ten other most popular fighters were ERBIN PARNAN 8903, CEREAL KILLER 8625, DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736, WHITE LIGHTNING 8923, SH+EP 8924, SHOTGUN DADDY 8738, PLATINUM 8182, ALLANA LORIMER 8904, SLEAN 8880, and STING 8917. The least popular fighter this week was COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871. The other ten least popular fighters were BELTRAN MOSS 8905, S... MC 8734, BOA 8830, MOON SHINE 8863, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, BYE 8928, SEE YA 8927, FERROUS 8744, MARY MARY 8872, and POLYMER 8219.