DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/22/2012    Duedate: 11/03/2012

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHOTGUN DADDY
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
(1-8738) [20-11-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHOTGUN DADDY                  POSITION IS EMPTY
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        
(1-8738) [20-11-0,107]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CEREAL KILLER                  ALLANA LORIMER
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        LOW ROAD 3 (644)
(1-8625) [22-21-0,94]          (1-8904) [16-4-1,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LOW ROAD 3 (644)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)     29
2. SWEORDMASTERS (138)          0      LOW ROAD 3 (644)
3. SERPENTS' HOLD (642)         0      Unchartered Team
4. STEEL LEGION (581)           0
5. BOOZE (605)                  0      BLOODLINE (493)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 LOW ROAD 3 (644)          67  33  2 67.0   1/ 1 LOW ROAD 3 (644)         11  4 0
 2- 3 CAT'S MEOW (522)          12   6  0 66.7   2/ 2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   9  6 0
 3/ 1 GOD SQUAD (376)           15   8  0 65.2   3- 3 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      3  1 0
 4/ 4 RUN DMC (636)             45  32  0 58.4   4/ 4 RUN DMC (636)             3  6 0
 5- 5 BOOZE (605)              128 116 13 52.5   5- 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       2  1 0
 6- 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      634 584 73 52.1   6/ 6 GOD SQUAD (376)           2  1 0
 7- 7 STEEL LEGION (581)        67  68  6 49.6   7- 7 CAT'S MEOW (522)          1  0 0
 8/ 8 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  620 924 16 40.2   8- 8 STEEL LEGION (581)        1  1 0
 9- 9 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      13  40  1 24.5   9- 9 BOOZE (605)               0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 712): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 595): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 717): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 689): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 713): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 708): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 717): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 703): ADAMANT of GOLDEN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 668): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 650): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 601): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 712): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 595): COLORS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 717): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 689): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 713): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 708): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 717): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 703): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 702): THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 668): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 650): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 601): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594) DYSLEXICS UNTIE (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 716): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 712): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
                           CRIXUS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           BATWAMBA of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 701): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 668): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, MORDANT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, HOMICIDAL MANIACS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are 
proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CEREAL KILLER win a fight and 
gain 10 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SILISA THE SNAKE beat CHELSEA NOREN and CHELSEA 
NOREN lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to 
defend the throne, GRASSCUTTER has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that 
alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as SHOTGUN DADDY takes 
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in MORDANT to get a drink than Conan's Place!  
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOTGUN DADDY 8738           20  11  0   107       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRANDY 8584                  11   0  0   124       BOOZE (605)
-GRASSCUTTER 8750              8   0  1   122       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-ABYSSINIAN 7043               8   1  0   116       CAT'S MEOW (522)
 CEREAL KILLER 8625           22  21  0    94       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 ERBIN PARNAN 8903            15   5  0    94       LOW ROAD 3 (644)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLANA LORIMER 8904          16   4  1    87       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-POLYMER 8219                  5   0  0    79       STEEL LEGION (581)
 CHELSEA NOREN 8906           12   8  0    77       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-PLATINUM 8182                 5   0  0    74       STEEL LEGION (581)
 BLACK BONKER 8749            14  13  1    67       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOA 8830                      6   6  0    66       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
 DELISE ORM 8907              12   8  0    61       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-RAGDOLL 7039                  4   3  0    57       CAT'S MEOW (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELTRAN MOSS 8905            12   8  1    54       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 S... MC 8734                 12  17  0    53       RUN DMC (636)
-STING 8917                    4   1  0    50       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
-SLEAN 8880                    4   3  0    45       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 MASKED MURDERER II 8772       7  17  1    44       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 MUTANT BLOWBY 5520            6   4  0    38       GOD SQUAD (376)
-DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736          6   3  0    34       RUN DMC (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUN'S HOUSE 8735              3   1  0    33       RUN DMC (636)
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871          7   2  0    26       RUN DMC (636)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EEL 8824                      2   1  0    22       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
-GRYRE 8710                    1   0  0    21       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY MARY 8872                4   5  0    20       RUN DMC (636)
-MOON SHINE 8863               1   6  0    15       BOOZE (605)
 DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943         1   1  0    13       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-GREY GOOSE 8929               1   1  0    13       BOOZE (605)
-WHITE LIGHTNING 8923          0   4  0     4       BOOZE (605)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grasscutter -- Damn, I didn't expect you to come into the arena with a sickle.  I'm
vulnerable to sickles.  And scythes, of course. -- Cereal Killer

Huh.  I wouldn't want Silisa the Snake getting hold of MY daughter, we all know what
kind of House she runs.  But she IS fun.  For a man. -- Shotgun Daddy

Polymer -- Is that material approved by the Commission? -- Black Bonker

Mutant Blowby -- Gods!  You're WEIRD. -- Masked Murderer

Slen Snotnose is a worthless little toad. -- Domestic Dervish

Well!  Raffi the Garrote, a perfect pest of a sort-of-man. -- Allana Lorimer
P.S.  He could reasonably be called RATTY the Garrote.

Captain Eloy is SUCH a stuck-up dude! -- Erbin Parnan
P.S.  Easy to hit him, his nose is so high in the air, he can't see to parry.

As dwarves go, Chark Forkbeard was almost... graceful.   And generous!  Two skills,
just what I wanted. -- Chelsea Nore

S... Mc -- That was, whew!, hard work! -- Delise Orm

Mary Mary -- Sorry, ma'am, but my pa always told me that the way to keep a woman from
being contrary is to show her right form the first what you want, you know?  No soft
stuff.  Nothing personal, though. -- Beltran Moss

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHELSEA NOREN was devastated by SILISA THE SNAKE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHOTGUN DADDY vanquished MAD MANNEQUIN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ALLANA LORIMER was subdued by CHARK FORKBEARD in a action packed 5 minute fight.
CEREAL KILLER devastated CAPTAIN ELOY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ERBIN PARNAN demolished MAD MANNEQUIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DELISE ORM won victory over S... MC in a 1 minute fight.
BLACK BONKER devastated MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELTRAN MOSS viciously subdued LIEUTENANT WOREL in a 1 minute gruesome fight.
MASKED MURDERER II vanquished MARY MARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
COLOSSEUM HALLS won victory over DOMESTIC DERVISH in a 6 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  17 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        29 -  19 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  25 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SHOTGUN DADDY 8738         20  11  0  107 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
LUNGING ATTACK   CEREAL KILLER 8625         22  21  0   94 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
BASHING ATTACK   ERBIN PARNAN 8903          15   5  0   94 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALLANA LORIMER 8904        16   4  1   87 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
WALL OF STEEL    CHELSEA NOREN 8906         12   8  0   77 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CEREAL KILLER 8625.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ALLANA LORIMER 8904.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHOTGUN DADDY 
8738, CEREAL KILLER 8625, ERBIN PARNAN 8903, BELTRAN MOSS 8905, DELISE ORM 8907, 
BLACK BONKER 8749, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, S... MC 8734, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, and 
CHELSEA NOREN 8906.

The least popular fighter this week was COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARY MARY 8872, MUTANT BLOWBY 5520, CHELSEA NOREN 8906, MASKED 
MURDERER II 8772, S... MC 8734, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, BLACK BONKER 8749, DELISE ORM 
8907, BELTRAN MOSS 8905, and ERBIN PARNAN 8903.