DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/03/2012 Duedate: 12/15/2012
MORDANT ARENA
DM-1 TURN-716
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALLANA LORIMER
LOW ROAD 3 (644)
(1-8904) [19-4-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALLANA LORIMER POSITION IS EMPTY
LOW ROAD 3 (644)
(1-8904) [19-4-1,110]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CEREAL KILLER CHELSEA NOREN
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) LOW ROAD 3 (644)
(1-8625) [25-21-0,102] (1-8906) [14-9-0,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LOW ROAD 3 (644)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LOW ROAD 3 (644) 24
2. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 17 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
3. BOOZE (605) 11 Unchartered Team
4. RUN DMC (636) 11
5. GOD SQUAD (376) 4 BLOODLINE (493)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 78 37 2 67.8 1/ 2 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 11 4 0
2/ 2 GOD SQUAD (376) 17 9 0 65.4 2/ 1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 10 5 0
3/ 3 RUN DMC (636) 53 35 0 60.2 3/ 3 RUN DMC (636) 8 3 0
4/ 4 BOOZE (605) 132 119 13 52.6 4/ 4 BOOZE (605) 4 3 0
5/ 5 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 344 431 61 44.4 5/ 5 GOD SQUAD (376) 2 1 0
6/ 6 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 630 929 16 40.4 6/ 6 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 2 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 715): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 720): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 692): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 716): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 704): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): WHEELBARROW of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SASSAFRAS LASS of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): EAGLE'S CLAW of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 715): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 720): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 692): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 716): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 714): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I see that a lot of us fought standbys today, so maybe I shouldn't be doing this
column. Maybe I should be saving the words to pad out the personals, you know?
Since no one ELSE is likely to write. But I earned the title, dammit, and I *will*
do the column. After all, I may not be here next time.
Perhaps Silisa the Snake should be renamed Silly Snake? Although I suppose that
if she came upon someone--some MAN, you know--unexpectedly, she'd be dangerous. Or
if he was sleeping. Afterward.
Allana Lorimer
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in MORDANT since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Biff! Pow! MORDANT
watched with glee as HOMICIDAL MANIACS got knocked off top spot by LOW ROAD 3!
What's with DELISE ORM? She actually beat MORDANT's CHARK FORKBEARD, and walked away
with 9 more points from the fight. Major screwup at HOMICIDAL MANIACS. DOMESTIC
DERVISH lost 6 points to WHITE LIGHTNING. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe
DOMESTIC DERVISH will provide more easy wins... Try as he might, CAPTAIN ELOY wasn't
good enough at persuading ALLANA LORIMER to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...
I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?
Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...
Warriors of MORDANT unite. You have only your games to lose! How long have I
been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
MORDANT is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALLANA LORIMER 8904 19 4 1 110 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERBIN PARNAN 8903 18 5 0 106 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
CEREAL KILLER 8625 25 21 0 102 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
DELISE ORM 8907 15 8 0 102 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
BLACK BONKER 8749 17 13 1 96 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHELSEA NOREN 8906 14 9 0 84 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
S... MC 8734 14 18 0 63 RUN DMC (636)
DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 8 3 0 59 RUN DMC (636)
MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 8 5 0 59 GOD SQUAD (376)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELTRAN MOSS 8905 12 11 1 48 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
MASKED MURDERER II 8772 8 19 1 44 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871 9 3 0 35 RUN DMC (636)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUN'S HOUSE 8735 3 1 0 33 RUN DMC (636)
MARY MARY 8872 6 6 0 27 RUN DMC (636)
WHITE LIGHTNING 8923 2 4 0 26 BOOZE (605)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROT GUT 8912 1 1 0 19 BOOZE (605)
DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943 3 2 0 15 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GREY GOOSE 8929 1 2 0 13 BOOZE (605)
GOBBLEDYGOOK 8898 1 0 0 9 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
SHAVIAN 8887 1 0 0 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
DANDY BOY 8949 0 1 0 1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Brandy -- Ah, you were always my downfall. -- Shogtun Dadyd
Truly, this Mannequin standby is Mad, but... I wouldn't mind seeing some
Sweordmasters here again. -- Cereal Killer
I don't know what Raffit the Garrote is playing at, but he should play somewhere
else. -- Erbin Parnan
If only it was a fork! But no, Chark Forkbeard had a whole crossbow hidden in his
beard! -- Chelsea Noren
P.S. Maybe even a ballista.
I didn't need Allana stirring up Silisa the Snake. I could handle her, of course,
but I didn't NEED her stirred up. -- Black Bonker
Forewarned by Chelsea--what are teammates for, after all? (don't answer that!)--I
handed Chark his beard as clippings. SHORT clippings. -- Delise Orm
And now, three fights against non-standbys....
S... Mc -- Yeahyeahyeah. Good fight, and all that. -- Beltran Moss
Downwiththeking -- Ah, no wonder you were sentenced to the arena! Kings hate that
kind of attitude. -- Masked Murderer
So do queens.
Grey Goose -- I will NOT have a goose in MY house. -- Domestic Dervish
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALLANA LORIMER devastated CAPTAIN ELOY in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
BLACK BONKER subdued CAPTAIN ELOY in a exciting 1 minute gory melee.
DELISE ORM vanquished CHARK FORKBEARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ERBIN PARNAN overpowered MAD MANNEQUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CEREAL KILLER bested SILISA THE SNAKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's duel.
CHELSEA NOREN viciously subdued S... MC in a 4 minute veteran's competition.
MUTANT BLOWBY vanquished MARY MARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MASKED MURDERER II was overpowered by DOWNWITHTHEKING in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
BELTRAN MOSS was narrowly defeated by LIEUTENANT WOREL in a 2 minute gruesome match.
COLOSSEUM HALLS beat ROT GUT in a 2 minute fight.
WHITE LIGHTNING narrowly defeated DOMESTIC DERVISH in a 5 minute bloody match.
SHAVIAN overcame GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's contest.
GOBBLEDYGOOK outlasted DANDY BOY in a 7 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 33 - 18 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 11 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 716 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ALLANA LORIMER 8904 19 4 1 110 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
BASHING ATTACK ERBIN PARNAN 8903 18 5 0 106 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
LUNGING ATTACK CEREAL KILLER 8625 25 21 0 102 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
AIMED BLOW DELISE ORM 8907 15 8 0 102 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
WALL OF STEEL CHELSEA NOREN 8906 14 9 0 84 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
TOTAL PARRY COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871 9 3 0 35 RUN DMC (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CEREAL KILLER 8625. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHELSEA NOREN 8906. The ten other most popular fighters were CEREAL KILLER
8625, ALLANA LORIMER 8904, DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736, S... MC 8734, ROT GUT 8912, WHITE
LIGHTNING 8923, BLACK BONKER 8749, DELISE ORM 8907, ERBIN PARNAN 8903, and BELTRAN
MOSS 8905.
The least popular fighter this week was MASKED MURDERER II 8772. The other ten least
popular fighters were MARY MARY 8872, DANDY BOY 8949, GOBBLEDYGOOK 8898, COLOSSEUM
HALLS 8871, MUTANT BLOWBY 5520, SHAVIAN 8887, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, BELTRAN MOSS
8905, ERBIN PARNAN 8903, and DELISE ORM 8907.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium