DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2013    Duedate: 04/20/2013

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-725

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRASSCUTTER
SWEORDMASTERS (138)
(1-8750) [12-0-1,180]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRASSCUTTER                    BOSOMY GOLDMINE
SWEORDMASTERS (138)            SUPER STARS R US (626)
(1-8750) [12-0-1,180]          (1-8537) [5-0-0,90]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BELTRAN MOSS                   BELTRAN MOSS
LOW ROAD 3 (644)               LOW ROAD 3 (644)
(1-8905) [15-17-1,78]          (1-8905) [15-17-1,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)     40
2. LOW ROAD 3 (644)            30      GOD SQUAD (376)
3. SERPENTS' HOLD (642)        26      Unchartered Team
4. RUN DMC (636)               22
5. SWEORDMASTERS (138)         22      SUPER STARS R US (626)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SUPER STARS R US (626)    10   0  0  100   1/ 3 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   9  6 1
 2- 3 CAT'S MEOW (522)          12   7  0 63.2   2/ 1 RUN DMC (636)             7  7 0
 3/ 2 GOD SQUAD (376)           22  13  0 62.9   3/ 2 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      6  7 1
 4/ 4 LOW ROAD 3 (644)          99  61  2 61.9   4/ 4 LOW ROAD 3 (644)          5 10 0
 5/ 5 RUN DMC (636)             75  53  0 58.6   5/ 6*SUPER STARS R US (626)    3  0 0
 6/ 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      638 591 73 51.9   6/ 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       3  3 0
 7- 7 BOOZE (605)              140 130 13 51.9   7/ 5 GOD SQUAD (376)           2  1 0
 8/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   347 441 61 44.0   8- 9 BOOZE (605)               1  1 0
 9/ 9 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  655 949 17 40.8   9/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    1  5 0
10/10 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      28  57  5 32.9  10-10 CAT'S MEOW (522)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): COCKEYED UMBRELLA of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): LIL' JACK HORNER of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out MORDANT to see 
what's new.  Like, RUN DMC had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot 
by HOMICIDAL MANIACS!  Way to go HOMICIDAL MANIACS!  MVP award for FIANNA QUINN?  LOW 
ROAD 3's proud of her after beating MONEYBAGS MEFRIN and getting 15 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  MUTANT BLOWBY's match with DOWNWITHTHEKING cost him a loss 
of 5 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  BOA 
knows this.  It was challenged by the Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  GRASSCUTTER stopped BOA dead in its tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  GOD SQUAD was MORDANT's most avoided team.  Is there some award for 
that?  I don't know what SUPER STARS R US' been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from GOD SQUAD, that's fer sher.  Can RUN DMC's S... MC be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  BOSOMY 
GOLDMINE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged S... 
MC.  10 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought BOSOMY 
GOLDMINE showed great skill and promise when it subdued S... MC.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  BYE 
returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at its SERPENTS' HOLD 
teammates...  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRASSCUTTER 8750             12   0  1   180       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871         16   5  0    98       RUN DMC (636)
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736         13   7  0    97       RUN DMC (636)
 RUN'S HOUSE 8735              7   1  0    94       RUN DMC (636)
 BOA 8830                     10   9  0    93       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOSOMY GOLDMINE 8537          5   0  0    90       SUPER STARS R US (626)
 MUTANT BLOWBY 5520           13   9  0    85       GOD SQUAD (376)
-ABYSSINIAN 7043               8   2  0    85       CAT'S MEOW (522)
 BLACK BONKER 8749            20  19  1    80       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 BELTRAN MOSS 8905            15  17  1    78       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 S... MC 8734                 16  25  0    73       RUN DMC (636)
 DELISE ORM 8907              19  13  0    70       LOW ROAD 3 (644)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASKED MURDERER II 8772      11  25  2    66       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 MARY MARY 8872               10  11  0    61       RUN DMC (636)
-RAGDOLL 7039                  4   3  0    57       CAT'S MEOW (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943         9   5  0    55       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 FIANNA QUINN 8970             4   0  0    40       LOW ROAD 3 (644)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROT GUT 8912                  2   1  0    33       BOOZE (605)
 BYE 8991                      1   0  1    33       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
-DIZZYING YES-MAN 8555         2   0  0    29       SUPER STARS R US (626)
-GOBBLEDYGOOK 8898             3   1  0    27       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 DANDY BOY 8949                6   4  0    26       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963         3   2  0    25       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCHNAPPES 8951                4   0  0    23       BOOZE (605)
 SCALES 8934                   4   3  0    18       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
-ARCTIC SEALSKIN 8549          1   0  0    17       SUPER STARS R US (626)
-DARK MIASMA 8532              1   0  0    11       SUPER STARS R US (626)
 DARIA ORO 8992                1   0  0     8       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-WYRTHA 8944                   0   1  0     7       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 BUSTER MARNE 8956             0   7  0     7       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-GAZPACHO DEBACLE 8544         1   0  0     6       SUPER STARS R US (626)
-RED BULL 8950                 1   3  0     6       BOOZE (605)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLACK DEVIN             0  0 0                      MASKED MURDERER  8772 725  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BYE 8991              725  NONE
111215151795 8989       0  1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SHEWISH GIANT         725  NONE
IMAGINE 8988            0  1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SPYMASTER             725  NONE
RATTLER 8984            0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642   MOUNTAIN TROLL        725  NONE
BRYNE 8987              0  1 0 SWEORDMASTERS 138    HIGH ELF              725  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grasscutter -- Adios! -- Chelsea Noren

Hmm, I lose to Grasscutter, Bonker loses to the Goldmine, Masked to Mary Mary... the
Dervish defeats the Gobbledycook, Beltan gets Snake-bitten, a house falls on Delise,
Dandy stops a Bull, Buster lost the weigh-off, the Driver drank too much Shcnappes,
and Fianna caught a thief.  Not much to speak of, really.  So we won't. -- Chelsea
Noren

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE delivered the death blow upon HIGH ELF in a 7 minute Dark Arena fight.
RATTLER was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
IMAGINE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BRYNE was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
111215151795 was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GRASSCUTTER devastated BOA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
BOSOMY GOLDMINE devastated S... MC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
COLOSSEUM HALLS overcame BELTRAN MOSS in a 2 minute expert's melee.
DELISE ORM was vanquished by RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK BONKER won victory over MARY MARY in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's duel.
DOWNWITHTHEKING overcame MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
MASKED MURDERER II murdered BLACK DEVIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DOMESTIC DERVISH demolished MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
FIANNA QUINN overcame MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 1 minute fight.
DANDY BOY won victory over GESHI SCRIVENER in a 3 minute bloody bout.
BUSTER MARNE was viciously subdued by SCALES in a tiresome 9 minute bloody fray.
SCHOOLBUS DRIVER viciously subdued GESHI SCRIVENER in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
DARIA ORO subdued GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  10 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  17 -  3      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        28 -  29 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  13 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 725 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GRASSCUTTER 8750           12   0  1  180 SWEORDMASTERS (138)
TOTAL PARRY      COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871       16   5  0   98 RUN DMC (636)
AIMED BLOW       DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736       13   7  0   97 RUN DMC (636)
BASHING ATTACK   RUN'S HOUSE 8735            7   1  0   94 RUN DMC (636)
WALL OF STEEL    DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943       9   5  0   55 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
SLASHING ATTACK  FIANNA QUINN 8970           4   0  0   40 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BELTRAN MOSS 8905.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BELTRAN MOSS 8905.  The ten other most popular fighters were RATTLER 8984, 
BOSOMY GOLDMINE 8537, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, DANDY BOY 8949, SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963, 
GRASSCUTTER 8750, BLACK BONKER 8749, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, COLOSSEUM HALLS 8871, and 
RUN'S HOUSE 8735.

The least popular fighter this week was BUSTER MARNE 8956.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BYE 8991, DELISE ORM 8907, BOA 8830, SCALES 8934, MUTANT BLOWBY 
5520, MARY MARY 8872, S... MC 8734, 111215151795 8989, BRYNE 8987, and IMAGINE 8988.