DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/01/2013 Duedate: 07/13/2013 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-731 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS RUN'S HOUSE RUN DMC (636) (1-8735) [9-1-1,133] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader RUN'S HOUSE POSITION IS EMPTY RUN DMC (636) (1-8735) [9-1-1,133] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite BLACK BONKER MARY MARY HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) RUN DMC (636) (1-8749) [23-22-1,97] (1-8872) [13-14-0,98] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. RUN DMC (636) 46 2. LOW ROAD 3 (644) 20 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) 3. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 16 Unchartered Team 4. VOID (526) 12 5. GOD SQUAD (376) 12 DEMONS BANE (598) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) 70 34 0 67.3 1/ 1 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) 8 5 0 2- 2 CAT'S MEOW (522) 14 8 0 63.6 2/ 2 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 8 7 0 3/ 3 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 116 74 3 61.1 3/ 3 RUN DMC (636) 7 5 1 4/ 4 GOD SQUAD (376) 25 16 0 61.0 4/ 4 VOID (526) 5 3 0 5/ 6 RUN DMC (636) 87 66 2 56.9 5/ 6 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 4 11 0 6- 5*BEASTIE BOYS (560) 17 13 4 56.7 6/ 7 GOD SQUAD (376) 3 0 0 7/ 9 VOID (526) 36 32 0 52.9 7/ 5 BOOZE (605) 3 1 0 8- 7 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 643 593 74 52.0 8-10 CAT'S MEOW (522) 1 0 0 9/10 BOOZE (605) 145 137 13 51.4 9- 9*BEASTIE BOYS (560) 1 0 0 10-12 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 352 450 61 43.9 10- 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 0 3 0 11/13 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 662 972 17 40.5 11-11 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 730): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 735): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 707): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 731): Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 726): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 735): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 10 KOLACT (turn 719): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 721): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 720): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 686): ONE TRICK PONY of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 668): VEAL MARSALA of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 619): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 564): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 612): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 730): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 613): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 735): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 707): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 731): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 726): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 735): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 719): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 721): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 720): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 686): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 668): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 619): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 564): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 612) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 729): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 730): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 734): CAT-IN-THE-HAT of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (?, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 719): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 720): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 720): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 719): LUCIANA of THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 685): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) SPY REPORT Good day, in MORDANT a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. The RUN DMC guild has had a 3-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, FIANNA QUINN fought CHARK FORKBEARD and gained 19 points and contributed to LOW ROAD 3's 3-2-0. 2000 YR. OLD MAN has lost to MUTANT BLOWBY, falling 5 points, while helping make CARNIVAL FREAKS a 1-3-0 turn. Somebody's not going to like this, (then again, somebody will), but our Duelmaster, BELTRAN MOSS, has died, and RUN'S HOUSE has killed him. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at Conan's Place until they win. Maybe? He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose for good reasons. My mama told me that one. HOMICIDAL MANIACS has cause to stand tall, as they were MORDANT's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding HOMICIDAL MANIACS more than any other team we find BOOZE. MORDANT, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most challenged warrior this turn was BOOZE's warrior ROT GUT. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster! We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and shave it close? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well. I like this place, MORDANT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in MORDANT and I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in MORDANT again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RUN'S HOUSE 8735 9 1 1 133 RUN DMC (636) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GRASSCUTTER 8750 14 0 2 229 SWEORDMASTERS (138) MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 16 12 0 108 GOD SQUAD (376) DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 17 9 1 103 RUN DMC (636) -ABYSSINIAN 7043 10 2 0 102 CAT'S MEOW (522) MARY MARY 8872 13 14 0 98 RUN DMC (636) BLACK BONKER 8749 23 22 1 97 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521 14 6 0 92 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FIANNA QUINN 8970 8 2 0 89 LOW ROAD 3 (644) S... MC 8734 16 31 0 79 RUN DMC (636) BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229 9 4 0 77 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) TWO-HEADED FERRET 7193 8 3 0 72 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) DOO-DOO THE CLOWN 7237 8 2 0 72 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MASKED MURDERER II 8772 11 31 2 66 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) ROT GUT 8912 6 2 0 57 BOOZE (605) -RAGDOLL 7039 4 3 0 57 CAT'S MEOW (522) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME POLLUX 7943 7 2 0 54 VOID (526) DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943 10 10 0 45 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -DAISY DUKE 4292 5 3 0 43 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) -EGG RAID ON MOJO 7568 3 1 0 43 BEASTIE BOYS (560) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CASTOR 7942 5 3 0 39 VOID (526) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WYRTHA 8944 2 1 0 33 SWEORDMASTERS (138) DANDY BOY 8949 7 9 0 30 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963 5 6 0 30 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) ETHELBERT POTTS 9008 4 0 0 28 LOW ROAD 3 (644) -BRASS MONKEY 7536 4 2 2 24 BEASTIE BOYS (560) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SCHNAPPES 8951 4 0 0 23 BOOZE (605) -THING 4 7081 6 4 0 22 VOID (526) DARIA ORO 8992 4 3 0 21 LOW ROAD 3 (644) -PROBLEM CHILD 8967 2 0 0 21 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -SANDBOX FURY 8914 2 1 0 20 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -JAMMY 7603 2 1 2 18 BEASTIE BOYS (560) BUSTER MARNE 8956 2 11 1 18 LOW ROAD 3 (644) -HRUNTLING 8994 1 0 0 13 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -MIRACH 7955 2 2 0 8 VOID (526) -TIME AND MONEY 7677 1 0 0 6 BEASTIE BOYS (560) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? OLD CROW 9004 1 3 0 BOOZE 605 SPYMASTER 731 NONE BELTRAN MOSS 8905 18 20 1 LOW ROAD 3 644 RUN'S HOUSE 8735 731 DELISE ORM 8907 20 14 0 LOW ROAD 3 644 GRASSCUTTER 8750 727 NONE GOBBLEDYGOOK 8898 4 2 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 728 PERSONAL ADS Two-three for us, two-three for the Middle Way idiots, and THEY defeated standbys. What is the world coming to? Not only that, there's no discipline on the school busses! The children are little monsters. Of course, they've always been little monsters, except when they're bigger monsters, but still, something should be DONE about it. Really, the barrel-and-bung-hole style of child-rearing has a LOT to say for it. -- Schoolbus Driver LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS OLD CROW was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. BELTRAN MOSS was slaughtered by RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. 2000 YR. OLD MAN was subdued by MUTANT BLOWBY in a 1 minute expert's fight. MARY MARY viciously subdued TWO-HEADED FERRET in a popular 5 minute brutal fight. DOWNWITHTHEKING devastated DOO-DOO THE CLOWN in a 1 minute uneven brawl. FIANNA QUINN overpowered CHARK FORKBEARD in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle. BOBO THE DOG BOY handily defeated MASKED MURDERER II in a 1 minute uneven fight. S... MC was vanquished by BLACK BONKER in a 1 minute uneven duel. DOMESTIC DERVISH won victory over GRUNESH THE ORC in a 1 minute fight. ROT GUT savagely defeated SCHOOLBUS DRIVER in a 3 minute brutal fight. POLLUX handily defeated DANDY BOY in a 1 minute one-sided bout. CASTOR demolished BUSTER MARNE in a 1 minute mismatched match. DARIA ORO handily defeated FIORENZE OF FRATSFA in a 1 minute one-sided contest. ETHELBERT POTTS demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 48 - 33 - 1 59 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 16 - 2 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 15 - 1 46 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 1 39 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 16 - 0 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 17 - 1 35 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 731 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK RUN'S HOUSE 8735 9 1 1 133 RUN DMC (636) AIMED BLOW MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 16 12 0 108 GOD SQUAD (376) TOTAL PARRY 2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521 14 6 0 92 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) SLASHING ATTACK FIANNA QUINN 8970 8 2 0 89 LOW ROAD 3 (644) STRIKING ATTACK BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229 9 4 0 77 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is BLACK BONKER 8749. The most popular warrior this turn was MARY MARY 8872. The ten other most popular fighters were ROT GUT 8912, MUTANT BLOWBY 5520, FIANNA QUINN 8970, BLACK BONKER 8749, RUN'S HOUSE 8735, TWO-HEADED FERRET 7193, DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736, BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229, POLLUX 7943, and CASTOR 7942. The least popular fighter this week was BUSTER MARNE 8956. The other ten least popular fighters were DANDY BOY 8949, S... MC 8734, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, DOO-DOO THE CLOWN 7237, BELTRAN MOSS 8905, ETHELBERT POTTS 9008, DARIA ORO 8992, SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, and 2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521. * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA! Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2014. It will be held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as last year by popular request. Room rates are $145.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code RSI--please make your reservation by December 15 before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!