DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/29/2013 Duedate: 08/10/2013 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-733 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS BLACK BONKER HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-8749) [24-23-1,113] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader BLACK BONKER POSITION IS EMPTY HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-8749) [24-23-1,113] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite BLACK BONKER DANDY BOY HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) (1-8749) [24-23-1,113] (1-8949) [8-10-0,44] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM RUN DMC (636) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BOOZE (605) 41 2. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 32 GOD SQUAD (376) 3. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 22 Unchartered Team 4. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 21 5. VOID (526) 11 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) 72 36 0 66.7 1/ 1 RUN DMC (636) 7 4 1 2/ 3 GOD SQUAD (376) 26 17 0 60.5 2/ 5 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 6 9 0 3/ 2 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 118 80 3 59.6 3/ 4 VOID (526) 5 0 0 4/ 4 RUN DMC (636) 91 69 2 56.9 4/ 2 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 5 8 0 5/ 5 VOID (526) 39 32 0 54.9 5- 3 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) 3 5 0 6/ 6 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 645 595 74 52.0 6/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 3 5 0 7/ 7 BOOZE (605) 146 140 13 51.0 7/ 7 GOD SQUAD (376) 2 1 0 8/ 8 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 355 455 61 43.8 8/ 9 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 2 2 0 9/ 9 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 666 978 17 40.5 9/ 6 BOOZE (605) 2 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 732): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 615): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 737): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 733): Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 728): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 688): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 670): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 621): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 732): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 615): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 737): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 709): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 733): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 728): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 688): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 670): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 621): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) MIME BOGGLING of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Coming up with a solid 2-3-0 outing, HOMICIDAL MANIACS has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for THE SAUCE, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing SLEN SNOTNOSE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was FIANNA QUINN, who dropped 32 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with RAFFI THE GARROTE. In front of all the crowds, BLACK BONKER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid HOMICIDAL MANIACS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does MORDANT really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause VOID beats feet every time HOMICIDAL MANIACS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, CASTOR would be president. Although it may be a contest it doesn't want to win. Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! There's got to be more reason for the sending of SCHNAPPES to the Dark Arena than hers record (4-1-0). Anybody got any ideas BOOZE? Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. Well, there's the manager of the MORDANT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLACK BONKER 8749 24 23 1 113 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GRASSCUTTER 8750 14 0 2 229 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -RUN'S HOUSE 8735 9 1 1 133 RUN DMC (636) -BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229 10 4 0 98 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 17 13 0 97 GOD SQUAD (376) MARY MARY 8872 14 15 0 94 RUN DMC (636) -TWO-HEADED FERRET 7193 9 3 0 93 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) -2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521 14 7 0 91 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736 18 10 1 86 RUN DMC (636) MASKED MURDERER II 8772 12 32 2 84 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) S... MC 8734 17 32 0 83 RUN DMC (636) FIANNA QUINN 8970 9 3 0 75 LOW ROAD 3 (644) -DOO-DOO THE CLOWN 7237 8 3 0 69 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -POLLUX 7943 8 2 0 62 VOID (526) -ROT GUT 8912 6 2 0 57 BOOZE (605) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CASTOR 7942 7 3 0 53 VOID (526) DANDY BOY 8949 8 10 0 44 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -DAISY DUKE 4292 5 3 0 43 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192) WYRTHA 8944 3 1 0 43 SWEORDMASTERS (138) DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943 10 12 0 42 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) -MY ADIDAS 8733 4 0 0 36 RUN DMC (636) SANDBOX FURY 8914 4 1 0 36 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963 6 7 0 34 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PROBLEM CHILD 8967 3 0 0 27 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) HRUNTLING 8994 2 0 0 25 SWEORDMASTERS (138) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -THING 4 7081 6 4 0 22 VOID (526) BUSTER MARNE 8956 3 12 1 22 LOW ROAD 3 (644) DARIA ORO 8992 4 5 0 17 LOW ROAD 3 (644) THE SAUCE 9024 1 0 0 15 BOOZE (605) ETHELBERT POTTS 9008 4 2 0 14 LOW ROAD 3 (644) -MIRACH 7955 2 2 0 8 VOID (526) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ETHANOL 8982 0 1 0 BOOZE 605 ARENAMASTER KAKA 733 NONE JIM BEAM 9025 0 1 0 BOOZE 605 THE AMAZON 733 NONE SCHNAPPES 8951 4 1 0 BOOZE 605 THE AMAZON 733 NONE BELTRAN MOSS 8905 18 20 1 LOW ROAD 3 644 RUN'S HOUSE 8735 731 101713219311 9039 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 SPYMASTER 733 NONE 18916717125 9038 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 THE AMAZON 733 NONE COCHRAN 9006 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 BLACK ORC 733 NONE PERSONAL ADS Homicidal Maniacs, two-three. Low Road, two-two. Not impressive, but not really BAD, for us. And the Low Road points to that and says they aren't going to recruit a replacement for their deader! They're cowards! They don't have the edge that a good homicidal mania gives a gladiator. Bah. They say "nobody cares." Quitters. -- Schoolbus Driver, for the Maniacs P.S. Not that anybody's likely to notice. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SCHNAPPES was viciously butchered by THE AMAZON in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. ETHANOL was murdered by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. COCHRAN was slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. 101713219311 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest. 18916717125 was assassinated by THE AMAZON in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match. JIM BEAM was butchered by THE AMAZON in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel. CASTOR devastated SCHOOLBUS DRIVER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. HRUNTLING handily defeated DARIA ORO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. PROBLEM CHILD won victory over ETHELBERT POTTS in a 1 minute Challenge duel. DOWNWITHTHEKING was overpowered by BLACK BONKER in a 1 minute uneven Title duel. FIANNA QUINN was overpowered by RAFFI THE GARROTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MUTANT BLOWBY handily defeated S... MC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. MARY MARY savagely defeated MASKED MURDERER II in a 4 minute master's competition. DOMESTIC DERVISH was savagely defeated by WYRTHA in a 2 minute gory brawl. DANDY BOY viciously subdued GRUNESH THE ORC in a 4 minute conflict. SANDBOX FURY won victory over BUSTER MARNE in a 2 minute brutal fray. THE SAUCE devastated SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 49 - 36 - 1 58 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 1 52 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 16 - 2 52 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 1 48 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 15 - 0 44 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 1 39 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 17 - 0 37 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 733 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK BLACK BONKER 8749 24 23 1 113 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) AIMED BLOW MUTANT BLOWBY 5520 17 13 0 97 GOD SQUAD (376) SLASHING ATTACK FIANNA QUINN 8970 9 3 0 75 LOW ROAD 3 (644) STRIKING ATTACK WYRTHA 8944 3 1 0 43 SWEORDMASTERS (138) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is BLACK BONKER 8749. The most popular warrior this turn was DANDY BOY 8949. The ten other most popular fighters were MARY MARY 8872, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, WYRTHA 8944, SANDBOX FURY 8914, PROBLEM CHILD 8967, BLACK BONKER 8749, MUTANT BLOWBY 5520, HRUNTLING 8994, COCHRAN 9006, and 18916717125 9038. The least popular fighter this week was DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943. The other ten least popular fighters were FIANNA QUINN 8970, DOWNWITHTHEKING 8736, DARIA ORO 8992, SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963, JIM BEAM 9025, 101713219311 9039, ETHANOL 8982, SCHNAPPES 8951, THE SAUCE 9024, and BUSTER MARNE 8956. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: BLACK BONKER (1-8749) HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)