DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/02/2013    Duedate: 12/14/2013

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-742

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOA
SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
(1-8830) [16-14-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOA                            POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS' HOLD (642)           
(1-8830) [16-14-0,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MASKED MURDERER II             2000 YR. OLD MAN
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
(1-8772) [12-41-2,79]          (1-4521) [15-8-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LOW ROAD 3 (644)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)     34
2. CAT'S MEOW (522)            33      CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
3. LOW ROAD 3 (644)            27      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS' HOLD (642)        27
5. RUN DMC (636)               24      OF WOLF AND MAN 7 (473)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*HANDSOME SWINE (640)       4   0  0  100   1/ 1 LOW ROAD 3 (644)          9  3 1
 2/ 3 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)     78  38  0 67.2   2/ 3 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   7  8 0
 3/ 0 CAT'S MEOW (522)          15   8  0 65.2   3/ 5 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)     6  2 0
 4- 4 GOD SQUAD (376)           32  19  0 62.7   4/ 2 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      4  8 0
 5/ 5 LOW ROAD 3 (644)         140  94  4 59.8   5- 4 GOD SQUAD (376)           2  0 0
 6/ 6 RUN DMC (636)            110  79  3 58.2   6/ 0 CAT'S MEOW (522)          1  0 0
 7/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  679 %1009 18 40.2   7- 8*HANDSOME SWINE (640)      1  0 0
 8- 8 BATTLING TWITS (53)       35  70  1 33.3   8/ 6 RUN DMC (636)             1  4 1
 9/ 9 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)      44  91  6 32.6   9- 9 BATTLING TWITS (53)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The surviving members of the Low Road 3 met in their room.  Their "quarters," it
was supposed to be, but it was only the attic over the Homicidal Maniacs' guildhouse,
with partitioned sleeping alcoves at the ends.
     "Those Maniacs will destroy us," Fianna Quinn said.  "At first I thought they
would be content to let us 'evaporate'--die or graduate and empty out the team,
simply block the appearance of new members.  But now... I think they will actually
take action against us."
     Daria Oro shrugged.  "Well, they ARE maniacs.  Not much we can do about it."
     "We can fight!"  That was Buster Marne, looking up from his bowl of stew.  "If
they're maniacs, doesn't that mean we're smarter?"
     "What's the use of smarter against a dagger in the back?" Daria asked.  "If we
come to open conflict, we won't DARE go out at night, or so much as cross the end of
an alley--"  She shrugged.  "If we could fight them in the arena, it might be
different."
     "We need allies," Ethelbert Potts said slowly.  He stared at his own bowl of
stew, not that there was much left to see, and nodded twice.  "The Random Maniac,
that's where we'll start."
     "But... he's one of them!"
     "Well, yeah, but he's got standards, though you wouldn't think it to look at
him."  Ethelbert grinned.  "Maybe it was all the time he spent fighting the Mighty
Morals before he graduated."
     "'Bert's got a point," Fianna said.  "I don't say Random would help US, as such,
but if he thought the alleys were being 'misused' by the current Maniacs, he might
take steps."
     "And maybe the Brick Wall, too," Daria suggested, becoming enthusiastic.
     "What brick wall?"
     "The one people beat their heads against, I think.  It graduated even longer
ago, but I've heard about it.  I think it has... morals, too.  Ah, 'four-square and
high-fired' is the phrase I've heard.  Most of the older Maniacs, well, they ARE
maniacs, but these two... might be ones we could work with.  We might even get our
fifth member enrolled!"

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 624): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 746): ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 732): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 731): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): ARGONATH of PILLAR OF KINGS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 630): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 624): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 746): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 732): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 731): MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 697): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 630): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 731): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  MORDANT needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for PAXTON? 
CAT'S MEOW's proud of him after beating ALDON and getting 33 points.  Like SERPENTS' 
HOLD's BOA is sweating since it got challenged by Duelmaster BOBO THE DOG BOY!  Was 
that a tear I saw in BOA's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't BOBO THE 
DOG BOY fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said MORDANT's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at Conan's Place?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  TWO-HEADED FERRET is being unfair.  He's challenged 
down 22 against MARY MARY.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better 
shut up) Is this how CARNIVAL FREAKS advances, by having their members (TWO-HEADED 
FERRET) fight people that are really below them (MARY MARY)?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All MORDANT ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOA 8830                     16  14  0   109       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUN'S HOUSE 8735             12   1  1   165       RUN DMC (636)
-ABYSSINIAN 7043              10   2  0   102       CAT'S MEOW (522)
 TWO-HEADED FERRET 7193       11   3  0    97       CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
 2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521        15   8  0    95       CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
 BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229        11   5  0    95       CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOO-DOO THE CLOWN 7237       10   3  0    93       CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIANNA QUINN 8970            14   7  0    87       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 MASKED MURDERER II 8772      12  41  2    79       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 MARY MARY 8872               17  21  0    77       RUN DMC (636)
 DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943        14  17  0    76       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETHELBERT POTTS 9008         11   4  1    65       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-RAGDOLL 7039                  4   3  0    57       CAT'S MEOW (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MY ADIDAS 8733                7   0  0    56       RUN DMC (636)
 SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963         9  13  0    52       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814            4   0  0    51       HANDSOME SWINE (640)
 DARIA ORO 8992               10   8  0    49       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 BUSTER MARNE 8956             7  17  1    45       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
-DAISY DUKE 4292               5   3  0    43       CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
-BIFF FROTHINGTWIT 865         8   7  0    40       BATTLING TWITS (53)
-SABERTOOTH TWIT 861           7  12  0    38       BATTLING TWITS (53)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAXTON 8993                   1   0  0    33       CAT'S MEOW (522)
 CATTY WENCH 9055              3   4  0    29       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANDY DANDY 9061              3   3  1    23       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-WHIMPERING TWIT 971           1   0  0    12       BATTLING TWITS (53)
-TINGO 9057                    2   2  0     8       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
-CHOWDERHEAD II 970            0   1  0     1       BATTLING TWITS (53)
 ALDON 9072                    0   1  0     1       SERPENTS' HOLD (642)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PETER PIPER 9056        1  2 0 RUN DMC 636          HANDY DANDY 9061      738  NOT REVENGED
TP 9071                 0  1 0 RUN DMC 636          ARENAMASTER KAKA      742  NONE
BYE 9074                0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642   SPYMASTER             742  NONE
SEE YA 9073             0  1 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 642   SPYMASTER             742  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four?  I weep!  And one of those losses was to an Embezzling Scribe!  The shame,
the laughter of people who should FEAR us! -- Schoolbus Driver

And the Low Roaders, curse them, went three-one, most against standbys.  It's got to
be a case of bribery.  We will discover who is involved, and we will SHRED them! --
Schoolbus Driver

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TP was viciously butchered by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
BYE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOBO THE DOG BOY lost to BOA in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title brawl.
TWO-HEADED FERRET savagely defeated MARY MARY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DOO-DOO THE CLOWN vanquished MASKED MURDERER II in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
2000 YR. OLD MAN viciously subdued DOMESTIC DERVISH in a 4 minute competition.
FIANNA QUINN vanquished RAFFI THE GARROTE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ETHELBERT POTTS overpowered GRUNESH THE ORC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DARIA ORO overpowered CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUSTER MARNE outwaited MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a slow 11 minute brutal bout.
SCHOOLBUS DRIVER demolished GRUNESH THE ORC in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
HANDY DANDY demolished SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CATTY WENCH handily defeated SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PAXTON vanquished ALDON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   1 -  1      88  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        32 -  19 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  22 -  4      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 742 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BOA 8830                   16  14  0  109 SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
TOTAL PARRY      2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521      15   8  0   95 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
STRIKING ATTACK  BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229      11   5  0   95 CARNIVAL FREAKS (192)
SLASHING ATTACK  FIANNA QUINN 8970          14   7  0   87 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
WALL OF STEEL    ETHELBERT POTTS 9008       11   4  1   65 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MASKED MURDERER II 8772.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was 2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TWO-HEADED FERRET 7193, SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963, MARY MARY 8872, DOO-DOO THE CLOWN 
7237, ETHELBERT POTTS 9008, TP 9071, BOA 8830, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, FIANNA QUINN 
8970, and HANDY DANDY 9061.

The least popular fighter this week was BUSTER MARNE 8956.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALDON 9072, BYE 9074, SEE YA 9073, DARIA ORO 8992, MASKED 
MURDERER II 8772, BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229, PAXTON 8993, CATTY WENCH 9055, HANDY DANDY 
9061, and FIANNA QUINN 8970.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BOA (1-8830) SERPENTS' HOLD (642)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PATIENCE 2619 (120-102-12)             1  4  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      
PRODIGAL SON 7937 (136-46-2)           1  4  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     
WAYWARD SON 8180 (83-43-4)             1  4  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     
NAMELESS TOOK 3195 (151-67-6)          0  5  0         THE BEARS            
TOE JAM 3433 (92-95-5)                 0  5  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHEMICAL WEDDING 3167 (51-28-1)        3  3  0         CONCEPT: HOMICIDE!   
DR. LUNGPUNCTURE 2698 (65-52-3)        3  3  0         TACTICAL SURGERY     

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TONY SIRAGUSA 7882 (45-33-0)           4  3  0         BETTER OFF DEAD      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BALL PEIN 8379 (67-41-4)               4  3  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOSOMY GOLDMINE 8537 (5-0-0)          10  3  0         SUPER STARS R US     
2000 YR. OLD MAN 4521 (14-7-0)         1  3  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOO-DOO THE CLOWN 7237 (8-3-0)         6  3  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      
ROT GUT 8912 (6-2-0)                   3  3  0         BOOZE                
BOBO THE DOG BOY 7229 (10-4-0)         0  2  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      
TWO-HEADED FERRET 7193 (9-3-0)         0  2  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WILAR 9011 (1-0-0)                     8  3  0         LORDS OF PWN         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAMMETT 7861 (0-0-0)                   9  3  0         DARK ORDER           
KING OF ROCK 9067 (0-0-0)              5  3  1         RUN DMC              

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHARICLES 7147 (16-23-2)               3  3  0         ROMAN EMPIRE         
BLACK BRAVADO 6562 (12-4-0)            0  2  0         BLACK JUNTA          
CARACALLA 7115 (9-6-0)                 0  2  0         ROMAN EMPIRE         
RYAN 6499 (3-2-1)                      0  2  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 4     

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JENNIFER 7078 (8-3-0)                  4  3  0         VOID                 
ABOMINATION 8312 (3-1-0)               2  3  0         BEAUTY OF HELL       

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRYRE 8710 (1-0-0)                     3  3  0         SWEORDMASTERS        
CAPELLA 7777 (8-4-0)                   0  2  0         VOID                 

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAXTON 8993 (0-0-0)                   16  2  2         CAT'S MEOW           
ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814 (3-0-0)            15  3  0  DEAD   HANDSOME SWINE       
HAZGAARD 8771 (1-0-0)                  3  3  0         SACS DE MORDANT      
LUARANA 7964 (3-4-0)                   3  3  0         DRAGONLANCE          
SHAVIAN 8887 (1-1-0)                   2  3  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPACE COOKIE 4520 (0-1-0)              3  3  0         CARNIVAL FREAKS      
2% 8275 (0-1-0)                        0  1  0  DEAD   LAB EXPERIMENTS      

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI