DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/10/2014 Duedate: 03/22/2014 MORDANT ARENA DM-1 TURN-749 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WYRTHA SWEORDMASTERS (138) (1-8944) [10-1-0,142] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WYRTHA ARNOLD ZIFFEL SWEORDMASTERS (138) HANDSOME SWINE (640) (1-8944) [10-1-0,142] (1-8814) [7-0-0,87] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MASKED MURDERER II TOBY WING HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) (1-8772) [13-47-2,88] (1-7193) [16-4-0,98] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SWEORDMASTERS (138) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SWEORDMASTERS (138) 38 2. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 27 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) 3. CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) 25 Unchartered Team 4. HANDSOME SWINE (640) 10 5. RUN DMC (636) 9 HANDSOME SWINE (640) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*HANDSOME SWINE (640) 7 0 0 100 1/ 2 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 11 1 1 2/ 2 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) 94 49 0 65.7 2/ 1 RUN DMC (636) 9 3 2 3/ 3 RUN DMC (636) 124 87 6 58.8 3/ 3 BOOZE (605) 6 6 0 4/ 4 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 147 110 4 57.2 4/ 4 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) 6 7 0 5/ 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138) 671 599 75 52.8 5/ 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 4 1 0 6/ 6 BOOZE (605) 157 150 15 51.1 6/ 5 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 4 11 0 7- 7*TIP OFF (653) 1 1 0 50.0 7/ 6*HANDSOME SWINE (640) 3 0 0 8/ 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) 369 464 62 44.3 8/ 9 LOW ROAD 3 (644) 2 7 0 9/ 8 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 693 %1030 18 40.2 9- 7*TIP OFF (653) 1 1 0 10- 9*SHEWISH PICNIC (639) 1 4 0 20.0 10- 8*SHEWISH PICNIC (639) 1 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 753): WAVIN' WANDA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 739): CRUSH THE DOCTOR of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 704): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 693): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 686): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 637): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 631): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 753): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 739): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 704): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 693): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 686): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 637): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 693): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) SPY REPORT Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for MORDANT. Like, RUN DMC had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SWEORDMASTERS! Way to go SWEORDMASTERS! MVP award for PRAETTIG? SWEORDMASTERS' proud of him after beating BUSTER MARNE and getting 12 points. Talk about yer major upsets! CATTY WENCH's match with ARNOLD ZIFFEL cost her a loss of 5 points! Like BOOZE's ROT GUT is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster WYRTHA! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think WYRTHA should let ROT GUT be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. RUN DMC was MORDANT's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why SWEORDMASTERS' been avoiding RUN DMC so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Can HOMICIDAL MANIACS' MASKED MURDERER II be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? SANDRA DEE is being unfair. She's challenged down 23 against MASKED MURDERER II. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) Is this how CHUCK'S PINUPS advances, by having their members (SANDRA DEE) fight people that are really below them (MASKED MURDERER II)? Some fights are really unfair. How do you think DOMESTIC DERVISH feels about being challenged by BELLE BENNETT, 19 points above her? BELLE BENNETT beat DOMESTIC DERVISH. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised BELLE BENNETT would do such a scummy thing, either. I'm not so sure BEEFEATER knew all the facts when he challenged MY ADIDAS of RUN DMC. I saw BEEFEATER stumbling and dribbling at Conan's Place last week... MY ADIDAS bested BEEFEATER, and was I surprised (right!). But its a good thing MY ADIDAS could stop laughing long enough to give BEEFEATER a good pounding. People were asking me did THE SAUCE REALLY challenge SCHOOLBUS DRIVER? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SCHOOLBUS DRIVER wants me to write about it since she bested THE SAUCE. Satisfied? Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give it a break? Like, who is this guy??? RUN'S HOUSE gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles HIGH ELF, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet RUN DMC manager is surprised! Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WYRTHA 8944 10 1 0 142 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SANDRA DEE 7237 16 4 0 117 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) TOBY WING 7193 16 4 0 98 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) MY ADIDAS 8733 11 0 1 96 RUN DMC (636) BELLE BENNETT 7229 14 8 0 92 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) ROT GUT 8912 8 3 0 92 BOOZE (605) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MARY MARY 8872 18 27 0 90 RUN DMC (636) MASKED MURDERER II 8772 13 47 2 88 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) SANDBOX FURY 8914 9 2 1 88 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814 7 0 0 87 HANDSOME SWINE (640) ETHELBERT POTTS 9008 15 7 1 85 LOW ROAD 3 (644) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943 15 23 0 68 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEEFEATER 9044 4 2 2 63 BOOZE (605) CATTY WENCH 9055 8 6 0 62 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) FIANNA QUINN 8970 16 12 0 60 LOW ROAD 3 (644) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963 13 16 0 55 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) BUSTER MARNE 8956 8 23 1 48 LOW ROAD 3 (644) PRAETTIG 9041 7 2 0 48 SWEORDMASTERS (138) PROBLEM CHILD 8967 6 0 0 48 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -HRUNTLING 8994 3 0 0 36 SWEORDMASTERS (138) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE SAUCE 9024 3 3 0 32 BOOZE (605) G, LOOMIS 9050 3 1 0 31 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) ELLENGAEST 9040 7 2 0 30 SWEORDMASTERS (138) KING OF ROCK 9067 3 1 1 30 RUN DMC (636) HANDY DANDY 9061 6 7 1 29 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) GAMAKATSU 9048 3 1 0 28 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) -JACK B. NIMBLE 9078 3 0 0 27 RUN DMC (636) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STOLI 9042 2 4 0 14 BOOZE (605) BLISS 9104 2 0 0 14 SWEORDMASTERS (138) -STEVE NASH 9096 1 0 0 13 TIP OFF (653) -KNUCKLE SANDWICH 8811 1 0 0 10 SHEWISH PICNIC (639) -GREY GOOSE 9043 1 0 0 8 BOOZE (605) -DR J 9092 0 1 0 7 TIP OFF (653) CAMILLE CLIFFORD 9097 0 2 0 2 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CARMEN ELECTRA 9098 0 2 0 CHUCK'S PINUPS 192 STONE GOLEM 749 NONE 1510131181413 9086 0 1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 MOUNTAIN TROLL 749 NONE PERSONAL ADS Our congratulations to Run's House. -- Jorja and various but not all gladiators under her roof What a rotten turn for us: one-four, with that pipsqueak Handy Dandy defeating a standby. Bah. -- Schoolbus Driver P.S. At least the Low Roaders went oh-fer, with one of their losses being over another standby. They deserve that. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS RUN'S HOUSE butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. CARMEN ELECTRA was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel. 1510131181413 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match. WYRTHA vanquished ROT GUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl. TOBY WING defeated MARY MARY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight. SANDRA DEE devastated MASKED MURDERER II in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. BELLE BENNETT overpowered DOMESTIC DERVISH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. BEEFEATER was overpowered by MY ADIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. PRAETTIG won victory over BUSTER MARNE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel. THE SAUCE was defeated by SCHOOLBUS DRIVER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel. STOLI was defeated by KING OF ROCK in a 1 minute Challenge fight. CATTY WENCH was overpowered by ARNOLD ZIFFEL in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. ETHELBERT POTTS subdued SILISA THE SNAKE in a 3 minute master's competition. SANDBOX FURY demolished FIANNA QUINN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. PROBLEM CHILD viciously subdued HANDY DANDY in a 1 minute gory conflict. ELLENGAEST vanquished GESHI SCRIVENER in a 1 minute mismatched bout. G, LOOMIS vanquished GESHI SCRIVENER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. GAMAKATSU devastated SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. CAMILLE CLIFFORD was savagely defeated by BLISS in a 3 minute brutal novice's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 - 2 71 | |WALL OF STEEL 6 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 1 70 | |AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 32 - 16 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 6 - 0 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 22 - 1 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 18 - 1 49 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 12 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 1 30 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 11 - 0 27 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 749 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 5 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK WYRTHA 8944 10 1 0 142 SWEORDMASTERS (138) AIMED BLOW SANDRA DEE 7237 16 4 0 117 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) BASHING ATTACK SANDBOX FURY 8914 9 2 1 88 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) WALL OF STEEL ETHELBERT POTTS 9008 15 7 1 85 LOW ROAD 3 (644) SLASHING ATTACK FIANNA QUINN 8970 16 12 0 60 LOW ROAD 3 (644) LUNGING ATTACK PROBLEM CHILD 8967 6 0 0 48 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MASKED MURDERER II 8772. The most popular warrior this turn was TOBY WING 7193. The ten other most popular fighters were PRAETTIG 9041, CARMEN ELECTRA 9098, ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814, ETHELBERT POTTS 9008, BELLE BENNETT 7229, MY ADIDAS 8733, BLISS 9104, WYRTHA 8944, SANDRA DEE 7237, and THE SAUCE 9024. The least popular fighter this week was CAMILLE CLIFFORD 9097. The other ten least popular fighters were HANDY DANDY 9061, FIANNA QUINN 8970, CATTY WENCH 9055, STOLI 9042, BEEFEATER 9044, ROT GUT 8912, BUSTER MARNE 8956, DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, and MARY MARY 8872. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: TOBY WING (1-7193) CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) BELLE BENNETT (1-7229) CHUCK'S PINUPS (192) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735) RUN DMC (636) NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes