DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2014    Duedate: 04/19/2014

MORDANT ARENA

DM-1    TURN-751

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MY ADIDAS
RUN DMC (636)
(1-8733) [13-0-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MY ADIDAS                      ARNOLD ZIFFEL
RUN DMC (636)                  HANDSOME SWINE (640)
(1-8733) [13-0-1,118]          (1-8814) [9-0-0,103]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARY MARY                      MARY MARY
RUN DMC (636)                  RUN DMC (636)
(1-8872) [19-28-0,93]          (1-8872) [19-28-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SWEORDMASTERS (138)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RUN DMC (636)               44
2. MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)      30      CAT'S MEOW (522)
3. SWEORDMASTERS (138)         29      Unchartered Team
4. HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)     15
5. CAT'S MEOW (522)            11      HANDSOME SWINE (640)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HANDSOME SWINE (640)       9   0  0  100   1/ 1 SWEORDMASTERS (138)       9  2 0
 2/ 0 CAT'S MEOW (522)          18   8  0 69.2   2/ 3 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)    9  4 0
 3/ 2 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192)      96  51  0 65.3   3/ 2 RUN DMC (636)             7  4 1
 4/ 3 RUN DMC (636)            128  90  6 58.7   4/ 4 CHUCK'S PINUPS (192)      5  4 0
 5/ 4 LOW ROAD 3 (644)         148 115  4 56.3   5/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   4 11 0
 6/ 5 SWEORDMASTERS (138)      676 601 75 52.9   6/ 5*HANDSOME SWINE (640)      3  0 0
 7- 6 BOOZE (605)              157 150 15 51.1   7/ 8 LOW ROAD 3 (644)          2  7 0
 8/ 7 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)   374 467 62 44.5   8/ 0 CAT'S MEOW (522)          1  0 0
 9/ 8 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  696 %1037 18 40.2   9- 6 BOOZE (605)               0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  It looks like 
the guys(?) at RUN DMC had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 3rd place.  
I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for SANDBOX FURY, who flew up 15 
points in the rankings after mashing ETHELBERT POTTS like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was ETHELBERT POTTS, who dropped 
7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SANDBOX FURY.  The most 
challenged warrior this week was SANDRA DEE.  If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's 
going to need more avoids!  Unlike most arenas, SANDRA DEE managed to get hers 
challenge off against the 12-0-1 MY ADIDAS.  In front of all the crowds, MY ADIDAS 
took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that HANDSOME SWINE was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of HANDSOME SWINE's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  HANDSOME SWINE + Weapons That go Boom = MANNEQUIN'S 
BEST + Avoid City.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, G, LOOMIS went 
after SCHOOLBUS DRIVER, who was higher by 19 points.  Well, when the dust settled, G, 
LOOMIS lost to SCHOOLBUS DRIVER.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the MORDANT giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY ADIDAS 8733               13   0  1   118       RUN DMC (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANDBOX FURY 8914            11   2  1   115       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 WYRTHA 8944                  11   2  0   103       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
 ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814            9   0  0   103       HANDSOME SWINE (640)
-ABYSSINIAN 7043              10   2  0   102       CAT'S MEOW (522)
 MARY MARY 8872               19  28  0    93       RUN DMC (636)
-ROT GUT 8912                  8   3  0    92       BOOZE (605)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASKED MURDERER II 8772      13  49  2    90       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
 ETHELBERT POTTS 9008         16   8  1    89       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 PAXTON 8993                   4   0  0    75       CAT'S MEOW (522)
 PROBLEM CHILD 8967            8   0  0    72       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943        15  25  0    70       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963        14  17  0    64       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-BEEFEATER 9044                4   2  2    63       BOOZE (605)
 FIANNA QUINN 8970            16  14  0    62       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 CATTY WENCH 9055              9   7  0    59       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-PRAETTIG 9041                 8   2  0    59       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-RAGDOLL 7039                  4   3  0    57       CAT'S MEOW (522)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLENGAEST 9040               9   2  0    55       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUSTER MARNE 8956             8  25  1    50       LOW ROAD 3 (644)
 HANDY DANDY 9061              7   8  1    38       HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
-HRUNTLING 8994                3   0  0    36       SWEORDMASTERS (138)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G, LOOMIS 9050                4   2  0    32       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
-THE SAUCE 9024                3   3  0    32       BOOZE (605)
-GAMAKATSU 9048                3   1  0    28       MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
 KING OF ROCK 9067             3   3  1    27       RUN DMC (636)
-JACK B. NIMBLE 9078           3   0  0    27       RUN DMC (636)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLISS 9104                    3   1  0    17       SWEORDMASTERS (138)
-STOLI 9042                    2   4  0    14       BOOZE (605)
 ROCK RHYMES 9121              1   0  0    13       RUN DMC (636)
-GREY GOOSE 9043               1   0  0     8       BOOZE (605)
 CAMILLE CLIFFORD 9097         0   3  0     3       CHUCK'S PINUPS (192)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VALERO 9122             0  1 0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 537 HIGH ELF              751  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Masked Murderer -- You may be the Popularity Leader, because everyone has someone
they'd like to murder if they could get away with it, but *I* am the Favorite,
because I'm lovable, which YOU are not. -- Ethelbert Potts

One-four, which is DUSGISTING!  I blame my teammates, and Sandra Dee and Problem
Child (Sandra is undoubtedly a Problem Child herself, the wench!).  Can I help it
that the Problem Child was RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE AISLE while the bus was moving?
Of COURSE I had to stop everything to deal with that, and of COURSE the arenamaster
picked THAT MINUTE to call the fight over.  Bribery, I have no doubt at all. --
Schoolbus Driver, not a melon
P.S.  One-two for the Low Roaders, those worms.

Our congratulations, more or less (depending on who you ask), to Sandra Dee. -- Jorja
and some of the Homicidal Maniacs and the Low Roaders

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VALERO was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SANDRA DEE was vanquished by MY ADIDAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
ARNOLD ZIFFEL overpowered MASKED MURDERER II in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PROBLEM CHILD defeated DOMESTIC DERVISH in a 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
G, LOOMIS was devastated by SCHOOLBUS DRIVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ELLENGAEST overpowered BUSTER MARNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ETHELBERT POTTS was overpowered by SANDBOX FURY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WYRTHA vanquished MAD MANNEQUIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MARY MARY overpowered CATTY WENCH in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
FIANNA QUINN was overpowered by PAXTON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KING OF ROCK was devastated by HANDY DANDY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CAMILLE CLIFFORD was demolished by BLISS in a 3 minute gory mismatched match.
ROCK RHYMES viciously subdued SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 3 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        29 -  16 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  17 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  23 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  13 -  0      19  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 751 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MY ADIDAS 8733             13   0  1  118 RUN DMC (636)
BASHING ATTACK   SANDBOX FURY 8914          11   2  1  115 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
WALL OF STEEL    ETHELBERT POTTS 9008       16   8  1   89 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PAXTON 8993                 4   0  0   75 CAT'S MEOW (522)
LUNGING ATTACK   PROBLEM CHILD 8967          8   0  0   72 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
SLASHING ATTACK  FIANNA QUINN 8970          16  14  0   62 LOW ROAD 3 (644)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARY MARY 8872.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MARY MARY 8872.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROCK RHYMES 9121, 
VALERO 9122, ARNOLD ZIFFEL 8814, MY ADIDAS 8733, WYRTHA 8944, BLISS 9104, PROBLEM 
CHILD 8967, SCHOOLBUS DRIVER 8963, SANDBOX FURY 8914, and ELLENGAEST 9040.

The least popular fighter this week was CAMILLE CLIFFORD 9097.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KING OF ROCK 9067, FIANNA QUINN 8970, BUSTER MARNE 8956, 
DOMESTIC DERVISH 8943, MASKED MURDERER II 8772, CATTY WENCH 9055, ETHELBERT POTTS 
9008, G, LOOMIS 9050, HANDY DANDY 9061, and PAXTON 8993.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SANDRA DEE (1-7237) CHUCK'S PINUPS (192)