DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/24/2003    Duedate: 12/06/2003

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-369

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOOFLESS
GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
(2-5103) [16-2-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MORADOR                        MAD DOG
RESURRECTION (570)             FAMOUS HURLERS (607)
(2-5089) [15-4-0,115]          (2-5178) [3-2-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALONEA                       BIG RED
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          BIG COUNTRY (593)
(2-5032) [10-27-0,57]          (2-5080) [14-4-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HARLEQUINS (577)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG COUNTRY (593)           65
2. KNOT WHOLE (443)            23      GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
3. FAMOUS HURLERS (607)        22      Unchartered Team
4. GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)    15
5. DARK ANGELS (605)           10      DARK ANGELS (605)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*DARK ANGELS (605)          1   0  0  100   1/ 1 HARLEQUINS (577)          8  4 0
 2/ 1 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)  32  11  0 74.4   2/ 4 KNOT WHOLE (443)          5  1 1
 3/ 0 BIG COUNTRY (593)         62  52  1 54.4   3/ 3 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)  5  2 0
 4/ 2 HARLEQUINS (577)         131 117  8 52.8   4/ 2 RESURRECTION (570)        5  4 0
 5/ 4*FAMOUS HURLERS (607)       5   5  1 50.0   5/ 0 BIG COUNTRY (593)         4  1 0
 6/ 3 RESURRECTION (570)       167 168 16 49.9   6/ 5*FAMOUS HURLERS (607)      3  3 0
 7/ 6 KNOT WHOLE (443)           9  10  1 47.4   7/ 0*DARK ANGELS (605)         1  0 0
 8/ 5 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    297 482  8 38.1   8/ 6 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     1 14 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 483): DENNIS of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 368): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 488): THE MAN of FAMOUS HITTERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 484): LYSISTRATA of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 483): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 487): GRIZZLY ADAMS of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 484): CASTOR of ASTRONOMICAL (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 479): KEPLER of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 470): IRON HANDS LEE of THE GUARDIANS II (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 469): SANTO STINKO of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 443): ZANTARA of IRON TIGERS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 434): EAGLE'S NEST of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 188): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 421): DRAXUS BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 369): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 319): NAMES of SADISTS F2F II (SunGod, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 140): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 362): LEE AT TOURNEY of LETHAL LADIES from JHELUM (A-Sop)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 483): SOUL HAREM (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 368): HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 488): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 484): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 483): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 487): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 484): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 479): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 470): THE GUARDIANS II (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 469): BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 443): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 434): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 188): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 421): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 369): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 319): SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 140): FAVORITE THINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 362): DARK PANTHEON, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 488): THE MAN of FAMOUS HITTERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
              (turn 487): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 483): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 482): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 487): GRIZZLY ADAMS of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 484): CASTOR of ASTRONOMICAL (Jinx, mgr.)
               (turn 483): GAMBLE of INDIFFERENCE (Jekyll, mgr.)
                           SESAME of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 478): MUNCHIES of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
                           QUONSET of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
                           FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
                           HOTTA WATTA of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 470): CHASITY BELT of THE GUARDIANS II (Guardian, mgr.)
                            TUM of FROM THE FACE (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
                            CHOLLA of POWER PLANTS (Hoffa, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 469): SANTO STINKO of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz, mgr.)
               (turn 468): CLAW of MEOW MIX (Sylvester Frothingslosh, mgr.)
                           CARNAL of GRIM FANDANGO (Stick, mgr.)
                           MALLIA of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
                           VIVAMORT of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 443): ZANTARA of IRON TIGERS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
                               WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 369): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
                 (turn 368): REIDI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
                          GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 139): SIR LANCELOT of KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Baphomet, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Eh Der Niania.  It be me yer Duelmaster.  I be more smarts den Fierce so I can rites
fer you all.  HAR HAR!  Actuly hims did rite a column but me thunk the folks who puts
dis paper togethers did not understands what he rites.  I guess dat Morador be takin
some times off after tha tournee so me beats down that dwarf again fer da title.
Everyun nos trolls be better den any dwarf.  I do nots like what me sees in da champs
tho Solitare has to be better den tha last time me foughts him.  Well time fer me
second lunch today sees you all at da pub, drinks are on Solitare.

Toofless

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of NIANIA!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  MAD DOG caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested JARCK and was awarded 21 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, FORMIDABLE put down SMOLT, 
causing him to lose 10 points of recognition in the process.  Not for nothing has 
TOOFLESS in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week it's proven 
its combat skill yet again.  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in 
duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  HARLEQUINS is feared.  This much I 
can say.  Apparently the stalwarts of BIG COUNTRY are catching the bulk of jests down 
at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Mighty fighters cannot 
but expect competition from those below.  ANALIRA take warning!  You have more than a 
few enemies in NIANIA.  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it 
seems that FIERCE ONE-EYE posted a challenge against the more highly recognized 
MORADOR.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand FIERCE ONE-EYE lost to MORADOR.  
Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena 
there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in NIANIA.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a 
maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOFLESS 5103                16   2  0   103       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORADOR 5089                 15   4  0   115       RESURRECTION (570)
 BETTY 5107                    9   4  1    91       BIG COUNTRY (593)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALF-TIME 5125               10   4  0    85       HARLEQUINS (577)
 FIERCE ONE-EYE 5104          11   6  0    83       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
 BIG RED 5080                 14   4  0    81       BIG COUNTRY (593)
 SOLITARE 5120                 8   8  0    77       HARLEQUINS (577)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SORRY JUNK 5161               4   2  0    62       BIG COUNTRY (593)
 COMEDY 5139                   7   5  1    61       HARLEQUINS (577)
 BILLY 5153                    6   1  0    58       BIG COUNTRY (593)
 ABALONEA 5032                10  27  0    57       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW PIKE 5031              7  30  0    51       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 MAD DOG 5178                  3   2  0    51       FAMOUS HURLERS (607)
 ANALIRA 5087                 10  16  1    47       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 ONE BROW 5101                 4   1  0    47       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
 TOLDERST 5159                 8   0  0    38       RESURRECTION (570)
 JARCK 5132                    9   4  0    37       RESURRECTION (570)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUBAYA 5126                   8   9  0    33       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 FORMIDABLE 5177               2   0  1    33       KNOT WHOLE (443)
 PROWESS 5155                  3   7  0    25       KNOT WHOLE (443)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOLT 5152                    6   4  0    22       RESURRECTION (570)
 NELLISTHA 5156                4   8  1    21       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 LEWIS 5215                    1   0  0    13       BIG COUNTRY (593)
 DESPAIR 5170                  1   0  0    10       DARK ANGELS (605)
-BA BAAK 5102                  1   2  0     9       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
-MELODY 5151                   2   2  0     8       HARLEQUINS (577)
 KNIFE THROWER 5209            2   2  0     8       HARLEQUINS (577)
 BWA HA 3650                   1   0  0     5       KNOT WHOLE (443)
 BIG UNIT 5217                 0   1  0     1       FAMOUS HURLERS (607)
 SAYANA 5216                   0   1  0     1       RESURRECTION (570)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE ROCKET 5181        2  2 1 FAMOUS HURLERS 607    FORMIDABLE 5177       368         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Prowess -- I stumble in awe of the female prow, MUCH fiercer than a mere male prow.
-- Nellistha
P.S.  My manager never loses sleep over me.  For that, he'd have to care what
happens.
P.P.S.  And if he cared, we'd get strategy changes.  Challenges, avoids.  The whole
nine yards.
P.P.P.S.  And Dark Arena fights....  I guess there are worse things than a manager
who is a "live and let live" type.

Solitare -- And you did it all by yourself.  Darn. -- Yellow Pike

Half-Time -- You know, you COULD take longer.  It's allowed.  There's no need to
rush. -- Analira

Comedy -- Just a laugh a minute, you are.  I'm laughing like anything.  You can tell,
right? -- Abalonea
P.S.  I suppose it makes sense for a golem to laugh heartlessly.  After all, golems
don't HAVE hearts, do they?

Mad Dog -- And now I have to get rabies shots.  Gee, thanks. -- Lubaya the Not Amused

Famous Hurlers -- Sorry 'bout The Rocket (Richard??). -- Sultan, not hole, but sorry
nonetheless

     Not hole?  How odd.  If it's a typo, I have no idea what the original might have
     been (and no access to the original to check).  If it's NOT a typo, what the
     heck does it mean? -- Ed.

Smolt -- CHICKEN! -- Prowess

Nellistha -- Told ya so, told ya so. -- Prowess

31 October 2003
     Come one, come all, to the greatest contest in Alastari!  The Third Annual Turf
War will be in North Fork (DM 47) starting in about 6-7 turns....  C'mon and get your
team some experience, and get declared!
     More info available in North Fork's newsletter.
     Bloody Sands. -- Asmo Dius, TCB

13 November 2003
Let it be known far and wide, that the Warrior TUM 18-7380, the Champions Runner-Up
for the recent Tournament, is managed by none other than Shocking Toad.  I named this
fabulous warrior after my friend and mentor, TUM, a.k.a. Don!  Sorry TUM didn't get
me my first TC; however, a runner-up with all those sandbaggers is pretty impressive,
if I do say so myself. -- Shocking Toad, The Manager

13 November 2003
All -- This is to announce that I am no longer a member of the Vendetta Cartel
Alliance.  I have enjoyed my time there, and I've made some great friends.  Their
company will be missed, but they will endure.  I wish them well. -- Apex

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIERCE ONE-EYE was devastated by MORADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ONE BROW overcame ANALIRA in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
PROWESS won victory over NELLISTHA in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
FORMIDABLE devastated SMOLT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOOFLESS luckily beat BIG RED in a action packed 9 minute master's Title competition.
HALF-TIME devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SOLITARE slimly lost to VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 3 minute fight.
BETTY vanquished COMEDY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YELLOW PIKE was vanquished by BILLY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JARCK was vanquished by MAD DOG in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ABALONEA was handily defeated by SORRY JUNK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOLDERST outlasted LUBAYA in a 7 minute match.
KNIFE THROWER was bested by LEWIS in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
DESPAIR demolished SAYANA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BWA HA beat BIG UNIT in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  11 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  14 -  1      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  13 -  2      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  15 -  1      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 369 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TOOFLESS 5103              16   2  0  103 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
SLASHING ATTACK  MORADOR 5089               15   4  0  115 RESURRECTION (570)
LUNGING ATTACK   BETTY 5107                  9   4  1   91 BIG COUNTRY (593)
BASHING ATTACK   COMEDY 5139                 7   5  1   61 HARLEQUINS (577)
WALL OF STEEL    ONE BROW 5101               4   1  0   47 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALONEA 5032.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BIG RED 5080.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLITARE 5120, MORADOR 
5089, KNIFE THROWER 5209, NELLISTHA 5156, ANALIRA 5087, FORMIDABLE 5177, HALF-TIME 
5125, SORRY JUNK 5161, ONE BROW 5101, and PROWESS 5155.

The least popular fighter this week was TOLDERST 5159.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SAYANA 5216, ABALONEA 5032, YELLOW PIKE 5031, COMEDY 5139, SMOLT 5152, 
BWA HA 3650, LUBAYA 5126, JARCK 5132, TOOFLESS 5103, and FIERCE ONE-EYE 5104.