DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/13/2004 Duedate: 09/25/2004 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-390 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TOOFLESS GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) (2-5103) [34-4-0,206] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader TOOFLESS SCARDY CAT GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) ARENA FELINES (622) (2-5103) [34-4-0,206] (2-5279) [2-0-0,23] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ABALONEA FORMIDABLE THE GOLDEN FISH (147) KNOT WHOLE (443) (2-5032) [13-45-0,84] (2-5177) [8-4-3,101] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) 30 2. KNOT WHOLE (443) 18 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) 3. ARENA FELINES (622) 14 Unchartered Team 4. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 2 5. BIG COUNTRY (593) 0 ARENA FELINES (622) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*ARENA FELINES (622) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) 11 3 0 2/ 2 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) 91 24 0 79.1 2/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 7 8 0 3- 3 BIG COUNTRY (593) 93 80 5 53.8 3/ 3 KNOT WHOLE (443) 4 3 0 4/ 5 KNOT WHOLE (443) 24 27 3 47.1 4/ 6*ARENA FELINES (622) 2 0 0 5/ 6 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 338 546 9 38.2 5- 4 BIG COUNTRY (593) 2 3 0 6- 7*DARK TOADS (594) 3 5 0 37.5 6- 7*DARK TOADS (594) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 504): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 389): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 509): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 505): STIGMA of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 504): BELISS DON of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 508): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 505): ARSENAL of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 500): SIR INGOMYELIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 491): WANDERING STAR of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 490): I SEE SOUNDS of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 464): OBLIVIOUS of KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 455): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 442): GEORGE STARK of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 390): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 185): A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 173): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 340): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 150): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 383): SHOCKING TOAD of NINJAS from BONSUR (Shocking Toad) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 504): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 389): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 509): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 505): none DM 5 KALTOS (turn 504): MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 508): ICU (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 505): BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 500): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 491): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 490): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 464): THE DREAMING (P-Diddy, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 455): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 442): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 390): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 185): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 173): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 340): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 150): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 383): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 5 KALTOS (turn 504): BELISS DON of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 507): SECOND OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 490): GOUT GOUT of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 463): MAD MILKSTER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 184): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 172): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.) SPY REPORT Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport. I doubt NIANIA will ever be the same. And let's see, PROWESS fought ABALONEA and gained 17 points and contributed to KNOT WHOLE's 1-1-0. YELLOW PIKE has lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, falling 8 points, while helping make THE GOLDEN FISH a 2-3-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and TOOFLESS remains NIANIA's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at Jim's Tap Room? The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. RESURRECTION has cause to stand tall, as they were NIANIA's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding RESURRECTION more than any other team we find GLORY BOUND TROLLS. NIANIA, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and shave it close? Is it really true that NIANIA has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask... I like this place, NIANIA, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TOOFLESS 5103 34 4 0 206 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BILLY 5153 12 7 0 103 BIG COUNTRY (593) -BETTY 5107 16 7 2 102 BIG COUNTRY (593) FORMIDABLE 5177 8 4 3 101 KNOT WHOLE (443) LUBAYA 5126 18 20 0 100 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) ANALIRA 5087 19 28 1 99 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PROWESS 5155 11 15 0 88 KNOT WHOLE (443) NELLISTHA 5156 18 15 1 85 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) ABALONEA 5032 13 45 0 84 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) YELLOW PIKE 5031 12 46 1 84 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) -SORRY JUNK 5161 11 8 1 75 BIG COUNTRY (593) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PIP 5286 7 1 0 61 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BRUTUS 5248 6 3 0 43 BIG COUNTRY (593) UPUP 5105 6 0 0 38 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OOZE-O 5277 6 2 0 25 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) -SADAHARU OH 5054 3 1 0 24 DARK TOADS (594) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SCARDY CAT 5279 2 0 0 23 ARENA FELINES (622) -BWA HA 3650 2 5 0 17 KNOT WHOLE (443) NEEBLES 5301 2 2 0 8 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) -LOU LOU 5294 1 3 0 6 BIG COUNTRY (593) -TSUYOSHI SHINJU 5052 0 1 0 1 DARK TOADS (594) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Ed. -- Can you or anybody else answer this question? I heard you can move a team from a fast arena to a slow arena. Any truth? -- The Ice Man P.S. Also can you make sure the Ice Man is now the manager of Big Country, not Wally. From fast to slow, regular transfer or slow transfer. From slow to regular transfer or slow transfer. From regular transfer to slow transfer. A slow transfer arena is the end of the line. -- Ed. P.S. So noted. Sultan -- Well I did at least get Constantine to ADM. Look forward to the challenge up in A.D.M. -- Ice Man, Big Country All -- I will be back after the mail-in. My manager agreed to give me another chance. I am just new to fighting. I'm a lover not a fighter. -- Lou Lou Yellow Pike -- Congrats on your win. But I want to try you this time. No offense. But you teach very well. -- Billy Abalonea -- I'm coming for you this time. I need to get up to the top to try it out. -- Brutus P.S. If I lose, it won't bother me. You got my respect either way. Analira -- The challenge you get from this time does not reflect how I feel about you. I want to get close to Tootless. Billy can't do it. Maybe I will have a better chance at beating him. -- Sorry Junk P.S. Can I get my name changed to Buddy Lee? Prowess -- Then I'd better hope you don't meet an Aardvark? -- Abalonea Geroge Krag, Master of Kung-Fu and possibly other arts -- You flatter me, sir. What you think of as promise is less, um, positive. I prefer to avoid unarmed combat, where a woman must necessarily be at a disadvantage. It is an unpleasant fact that most men are stronger than most women. So I will pass on your invitation to engage in the "sport" of unarmed combat, but thanks for offering. -- Nellistha Prowess -- (panting slightly) No...no, tower over me any time. Especially in that RAVISHING chainmail bikini. (tongue hanging out, eyes glazed) I love it. -- Yellow Pike Sorry Junk -- Well, if that mean new manager you've got DOES send you to the dark place, we'll get together to spring you from it and help persuade the arenamaster (that old stick!) to fake your death. -- Abalonea and the rest of the girls at The Golden Fish Betty -- Managers are the pits, aren't they? I know, in my more rational moments-- yes, I DO have some of those!--that it isn't YOUR fault I failed to learn from our fight. It's...it's the COMMISSION'S fault, yeah, that's it. They're out to GET me, surest thing. But I might turn the tables on them one of these days.... -- Lubaya We're working only from the newsletter today, so if we miss important points in our fights, bear with it. The fight reports will get here eventually, I suppose. -- Lubaya and the rest of The Golden Fish Toofless -- (looking him up and down and wincing) You really ARE, aren't you? Did your manager do it? They can be so cruel, sometimes, in the name of "eliminating distractions." I guess it works.... -- Lubaya Formidable -- As usual. (flutters eyelashes) Am I sufficiently subdued? -- Abalonea Okay, so maybe it's some kind of prejudice on my part, but I really ENJOY overpowering M. Chardinee. Damned half-and-half creature. Why does he go around acting so superior all the time, anyway? -- Analira Prowess -- (panting some more) Lay it on me, you great big gorgeous hunk of womanhood! -- Yellow Pike Gods, that Veteran Mercenary is a HORRID person! I wish I'd killed him! -- Nellistha Analira -- Ferencians are known for their anti-elf bias, but I had hoped that here in the more cosmopolitan Alastari, people would put aside the prejudices and see me for what I am, a superb--in all ways--specimen of the half-elven male. -- Laymoness Longleaf, a.k.a. M. Chardinee Nellistha -- You're not a bad specimen, all things considered. I was serious in my offer to find you a better, ahem, employment. There are men in Carloi who would be delighted to have an exotic piece like you in their hareems. Hmm, perhaps I should talk to your manager.... -- Korvoskol Turo, Veteran Mercenary Pip -- (cringe) -- Jenj, Fratsfa Slave Upup -- I could not bring myself to make a serious effort against someone fighting under a name such as yours. -- Wellondry, known as the Osksi Noble Needles -- You'll be hearing from the Thieves' Guild about this. -- Zag the Dip, Convicted, but still a Thief 24 August 2004 Invitation to Newbie Managers by Hammer As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the Vendetta Cartel. The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains; who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as Master Darque. Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie Manager who qualifies under the following conditions: 1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!] 2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!] to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the Vendetta Cartel! 3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe! The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant Enemies! Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.) desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.) who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING: Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to verify in the online newsletters. Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis! -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TOOFLESS devastated FORMIDABLE in a action packed 4 minute mismatched Title fight. LUBAYA demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute one-sided melee. YELLOW PIKE was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's duel. ANALIRA devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. ABALONEA was bested by PROWESS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's duel. NELLISTHA was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute gruesome master's brawl. PIP vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel. UPUP unbelievably bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a slow 16 minute gory duel. OOZE-O beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute melee. SCARDY CAT overpowered NEEBLES in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 5 - 0 82 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 1 63 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 17 - 0 53 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 9 - 0 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 8 - 0 20 | |AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 390 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY TOOFLESS 5103 34 4 0 206 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) LUNGING ATTACK FORMIDABLE 5177 8 4 3 101 KNOT WHOLE (443) WALL OF STEEL NELLISTHA 5156 18 15 1 85 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) PARRY-STRIKE PIP 5286 7 1 0 61 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ABALONEA 5032. The most popular warrior this turn was FORMIDABLE 5177. The ten other most popular fighters were PROWESS 5155, ABALONEA 5032, NELLISTHA 5156, LUBAYA 5126, YELLOW PIKE 5031, ANALIRA 5087, PIP 5286, OOZE-O 5277, TOOFLESS 5103, and SCARDY CAT 5279. The least popular fighter this week was UPUP 5105. The other ten least popular fighters were NEEBLES 5301, SCARDY CAT 5279, TOOFLESS 5103, OOZE-O 5277, PIP 5286, ANALIRA 5087, YELLOW PIKE 5031, LUBAYA 5126, NELLISTHA 5156, and ABALONEA 5032. FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME OXYGEN THIEF 3726 (145-71-4) 9 3 0 ODD SQUAD ANGEL 1548 (130-111-9) 1 4 0 PITT GLADIATORS DEADLY BEAR 3688 (89-67-0) 1 4 0 THE BEARS THE MAN 3705 (82-54-2) 0 5 0 THE BEARS CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AHIRA BANDYLEGS 3867 (43-56-1) 5 3 0 MYTH AND MIGHT DARK GUARDIAN 2126 (67-62-0) 3 3 0 MYTH AND MIGHT GARET JAX 2836 (78-65-2) 1 4 0 MYTH AND MIGHT ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BEDLAM'S BARD 4144 (30-23-2) 3 3 1 MYTH AND MIGHT INANNA SEMVANYA 4053 (34-16-3) 3 3 0 BACK BREAKERS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NAGRETE MENTTULLA 3895 (34-33-1) 14 3 0 BACK BREAKERS IGNATIUS TELVE 3677 (31-27-1) 1 3 0 BACK BREAKERS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DESPAIR 5170 (8-2-0) 2 1 0 DEAD DARK ANGELS INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BRAHMA 4880 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 ONE SURFING HINDU APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AZRAEL 5249 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 BLACK/RED KLK ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KNAVE 5289 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD SCOUNDRELS