Date   : 10/11/2004    Duedate: 10/23/2004


DM-2    TURN-392

This Weeks Top Honors


(2-5103) [36-4-0,216]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOOFLESS                       POSITION IS EMPTY
(2-5103) [36-4-0,216]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALONEA                       YELLOW PIKE
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-5032) [13-47-0,86]          (2-5031) [12-48-1,85]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)    43
2. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)       23      GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
3. ARENA FELINES (622)          0      Unchartered Team
4. KNOT WHOLE (443)            -4
                                       THE LAST STRAW (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)  96  25  0 79.3   1/ 1 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)  9  2 0
 2- 2*ARENA FELINES (622)        3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     5 10 0
 3/ 3 KNOT WHOLE (443)          26  29  3 47.3   3/ 3 KNOT WHOLE (443)          3  3 0
 4/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    341 553  9 38.1   4- 4*ARENA FELINES (622)       2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

             + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Golden Fish ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     "Okay, this won't do."  Lubaya put the newsletter down and glared at her
teammates.  "PERSONALS, not just the spy report and the warrior listings, actual
personal ads on the front page of the newsletter!  ONE sheet of paper!  This will NOT
     "How will you stop it?"  Abalonea didn't look up from the breastplate she was
polishing.  "If there's no regional news, and if there are no more teams than we've
got, how are WE going to do a damned thing about it?  It isn't like we could hire
more warriors for The Golden Fish to lengthen the warrior listings.  And unless you
manage to take the Duel2Dude's spot away from Toofless and write a column--because
you know HE won't--what can we do?"
     Lubaya looked grim, and her next words explained why all too clearly.  "We can
have an adventure and chronicle it for the newsletter."
     That got Abalonea's attention.  And Analira's--she was mending a pair of
stockings--and Nellistha's--she was reading something written in a script none of the
others recognized.  Yellow Pike was out somewhere; he hadn't said where he was going.
Probably just as well.
     "Adventures are DANGEROUS," Abalonea said.  "You could get hurt--"
     "And not in the arena?" Analira asked.
     "Not the same," Nellistha said.  "In the arena, you have a chance to hurt back."
She frowned.  "On adventures, you have to sleep outside, and eat badly cooked food.
You run the risk of being arrested, or captured and sold into slavery, or..." she
colored and looked away, "other things."
     "Doesn't matter," Lubaya said.  "It's got to be done."
     The others looked at her in gloomy silence.  Lubaya was...forceful.  If she said
they had to go on an adventure, then they would go.
     Nellistha rolled up her scroll and tied it, then set it on the table between
them with careful attention to the precision of its placement.  After another moment
spent arranging the ribbon's ends, she sighed and looked up.  "Do you have something
specific in mind?"
     "I was hoping one of you would have an idea."
     The others exchanged glances and shook their heads.  "Not a clue," Abalonea
     There were steps on the porch and rattle of the flap as the day's mail was
pushed through the slot.  Everyone moved away from the table a little bit, relaxing
as they turned to other topics.
     Analira picked up the envelopes and flipped through them quickly.  "Note from
our management--"
     "As if!  Management, ha!" Nellistha said.
     "Another mash note for you, Nell, I recognize Krag's handwriting--"
     Nellistha blushed and groaned and snatched the envelope out of her teammate's
     "And somebody's sending you perfumed billy-doos, Lu--"
     Lubaya took the thick envelope and turned it over in her hands, examining the
mauve seal curiously.  "I wasn't expecting anything," she said.
     "Well, open it and read it to us!"
     "Are you going to read your note from Geroge Krag out loud?"
     Nellistha's blush deepened.  "No!"
     Lubaya smiled and left the room, the unopened envelope in her hand.  "Maybe it's
an adventure," she said over her shoulder.

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 506): THINREDONE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 391): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 507): BAGMAN of HITMEN FOR HIRE (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 506): MANUTE BOL of LARGE LOSERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): CY of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 457): CRAPOLA CRAYON of THE LOST SOULS (Stimpy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): ANGELOST of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 392): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 186): A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 174): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 342): TRAIN of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 151): GEORGE DELK of CRIME WAVE (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 385): RAZOX of BLADES OF ICE from BONSUR (Lord Andarus, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 506): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 391): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 507): none
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 506): JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): ICU (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): KING NIXON (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): REVELATION (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 457): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 392): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 186): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 174): none
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 342): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 151): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 385): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): TWITCH of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
               (turn 506): ARSENAL of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
                           RANVENAR of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): INERTIA of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
                           MAINE COON CAT of MEOW MIX (Ultraist, mgr.)
               (turn 491): RUDI JAMOS of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                          MORACH RAZH of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): FUZZY BUZZCUT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NIANIA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see PIP win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ANALIRA 
beat PROWESS and PROWESS lost 6 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is 
the spice of life, NIANIA may be getting bland, as TOOFLESS stays top dog in the 
city.  Jim's Tap Room, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they 
get this stuff?  From NIANIA's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the NIANIA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of NIANIA.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the 
back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOFLESS 5103                36   4  0   216       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANALIRA 5087                 21  28  1   109       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 FORMIDABLE 5177              10   4  3   105       KNOT WHOLE (443)
 LUBAYA 5126                  18  22  0   102       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABALONEA 5032                13  47  0    86       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 YELLOW PIKE 5031             12  48  1    85       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 NELLISTHA 5156               19  16  1    83       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 PROWESS 5155                 11  17  0    80       KNOT WHOLE (443)
 PIP 5286                      8   1  0    79       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UPUP 5105                     7   0  0    43       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCARDY CAT 5279               3   0  0    30       ARENA FELINES (622)
 OOZE-O 5277                   6   3  0    26       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
 NEEBLES 5301                  3   2  0    24       GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BWA HA 3650                   2   5  0    17       KNOT WHOLE (443)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Toofless -- You could write a column, you lout!  I work HARD to give you a good
match, one you can talk about, and do you talk?  Not much!  You should be called
Tongueless. -- Lubaya
P.S.  Apparently it's true what they say about neutered cats being quieter.

Prowess -- I always look up to you. -- Analira
P.S.  Of course, you ARE more than a foot taller than I am....

Formidable -- Yep, once again you prove your name.  I wish you were a woman.  I'd
like to meet up with a formidable woman.  Of course, there's the Female Prow,
definitely on the formidable side, but still...another one wouldn't hurt, would it?
-- Yellow Pike
P.S.  Actually, losing to you is kind of embarrassing, given our difference in
visible fights.
P.P.S.  Nick and my teammates just say, "Try harder, then," which isn't helpful!

I really wasn't ready to fight the Khalhums Dwarf.  I never do well against him. --
P.S.  And he doesn't teach me USEFUL things.  Why would I need to know how to "timber
a mine shaft"?  The only way you'll get me into a mine shaft is tied up and
screaming.  (shudder)  Under the ground?  Under a whole MOUNTAIN?  No way!

Gods, he's really after me!  Every time I turn AROUND, there's the Kung-Fu Master!
Okay, I admit that Orcs are, well, they're hunks, let's face it.  That manly form,
that intent and lustful eye, those tusks, that aura of testosterone oozing out of
every pore....  (sigh)  Maybe I should just give in to him? -- Nellistha

Buddy Lee, Love -- Gosh, I am so SORRY about that typo last time!  I have beaten the
typist soundly around the head and shoulders, and smote him hip and thigh as well.  I
SINCERELY hope it won't happen again. -- Analira

Scardy Cat -- Beware the fury of the Beggars' Guild! -- Ressero, one of the most
Persistent Beggars

Nellistha -- You see, woman?  You are helpless in my presence.  You want me to come
and teach you the secrets of inter-gender unarmed combat.  I can tell. -- Geroge
Krag, Master of Kung-Fu

Abalonea -- You're too tall for me, woman, but still, I can recognize a fine figure
of a woman when I see one.  And there's always the possibility of trimming you down a
little shorter, eh?  Not that I'd want to take a Shew home to meet my mum.  She'd
have a fit, and she swings a mean pickaxe when she's having her a fit, mum does. --
Gobiann Strongaxe, Dwarf of Khalhums

"Cat's Up"?  That's ridiculous.  Practically insulting. -- Dark Champion

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOOFLESS outwaited LUBAYA in a crowd boring 9 minute master's Title fight.
ANALIRA demolished PROWESS in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
FORMIDABLE savagely defeated ABALONEA in a 1 minute bloody master's duel.
NELLISTHA overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
YELLOW PIKE slimly lost to PIP in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched fight.
UPUP slimly won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a 8 minute gruesome fight.
OOZE-O was unbelievably bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
NEEBLES vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       23 -   6 -  0      79  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 392 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TOOFLESS 5103              36   4  0  216 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
LUNGING ATTACK   FORMIDABLE 5177            10   4  3  105 KNOT WHOLE (443)
WALL OF STEEL    NELLISTHA 5156             19  16  1   83 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
PARRY-STRIKE     PIP 5286                    8   1  0   79 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (599)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALONEA 5032.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YELLOW PIKE 5031.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIP 5286, NELLISTHA 
5156, OOZE-O 5277, ANALIRA 5087, FORMIDABLE 5177, PROWESS 5155, NEEBLES 5301, LUBAYA 
5126, ABALONEA 5032, and TOOFLESS 5103.

The least popular fighter this week was UPUP 5105.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOOFLESS 5103, ABALONEA 5032, LUBAYA 5126, NEEBLES 5301, PROWESS 5155, 
FORMIDABLE 5177, ANALIRA 5087, OOZE-O 5277, NELLISTHA 5156, and PIP 5286.

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff


     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes