DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/27/2007 Duedate: 09/08/2007 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-461 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS 4 BRIDGES OUT THE WINDOW (630) (2-5347) [7-5-0,86] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader 4 BRIDGES SCURVY LAD OUT THE WINDOW (630) SEA DOGS (633) (2-5347) [7-5-0,86] (2-5366) [4-0-0,66] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KORONEDUS KORONEDUS THE GOLDEN FISH (147) THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5430) [12-8-0,76] (2-5430) [12-8-0,76] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE GOLDEN FISH (147) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 46 2. OUT THE WINDOW (630) 30 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 3. SEA DOGS (633) 14 Unchartered Team 4. TEAM HAVOK (645) 0 5. MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) -5 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 TEAM HAVOK (645) 33 17 4 66.0 1/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 9 6 0 2/ 2 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 14 10 1 58.3 2- 1 TEAM HAVOK (645) 5 5 1 3/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) 10 8 1 55.6 3/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) 4 5 0 4/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 550 678 18 44.8 4/ 4 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 3 3 1 5/ 5*SEA DOGS (633) 4 6 0 40.0 5/ 5*SEA DOGS (633) 2 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 578): HORTATOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 460): 4 BRIDGES of OUT THE WINDOW (JE, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 585): DELON LUROST of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 582): FOOT BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 581): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 584): GEN. JACKSON of THE VOLS (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 582): SOLSKJAER of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 577): LIRVEL MOORN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 568): VOLITAN LIONFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 567): GANGPLANK RIDER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 541): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 531): DASHER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 518): CELIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 467): AILLENDEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 223): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 210): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 416): ERFIN GORAM of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 460): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 578): SHE'S CRAFTY (Swinetiger, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 460): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 585): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 582): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 581): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 584): MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 582): IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 577): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 568): BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 567): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 541): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 531): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 518): ELEMENTS OF ZEN (The Druid, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 467): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 223): JANIX (KAT, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 210): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 416): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 460) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 578): HORTATOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) PRAESENTIUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 582): FOOT BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 580): STAR ROD of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 581): HUNTSMAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 577): LIRVEL MOORN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 568): VOLITAN LIONFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 566): SHAMAN of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) GRAVEYARD TAN of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 517): DELARWARE RUN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 467): AILLENDEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 416): ERFIN GORAM of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NIANIA, for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! TEAM HAVOK? Who? THE GOLDEN FISH is the top team these days, buddies! Practice pays for GALLORDIN, who pummelled MORDANT DESERTER, to pocket 13 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, HAROLUE was winsome, after beating YUKIO OKUTSU and seeing him lose 7 points. 4 BRIDGES successfully staved off a grab for the roses by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE of NIANIA. Does NIANIA have no one talented enough to dethrone him? So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me thinks SWITZER'S of OUT THE WINDOW (3-1-0) is being sent off a little prematurely. MOUNTAIN TROLL in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for EJ DOME of OUT THE WINDOW. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at Jim's Tap Room will be! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee. All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NIANIA? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME 4 BRIDGES 5347 7 5 0 86 OUT THE WINDOW (630) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KORONEDUS 5430 12 8 0 76 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SCURVY LAD 5366 4 0 0 66 SEA DOGS (633) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HAND OF GOD 5466 5 1 0 56 TEAM HAVOK (645) DOLOVOR 5484 4 0 0 50 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) ALLAN OHATA 5462 4 2 0 40 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) -SPIRITUAL PAIN 5458 6 4 2 39 TEAM HAVOK (645) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EJ DOME 5351 2 0 1 33 OUT THE WINDOW (630) -VENDETTA 5455 8 2 1 32 TEAM HAVOK (645) -IRON GYPSY 5454 7 3 0 31 TEAM HAVOK (645) EDWARD O'HARE 5461 3 3 0 27 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) HAROLUE 5464 4 4 0 24 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HAND OF HELL 5456 4 6 1 23 TEAM HAVOK (645) YUKIO OKUTSU 5460 3 3 1 13 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) GALLORDIN 5486 1 0 0 13 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) SAROVOND 5483 2 2 0 8 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 EJ DOME 5351 461 NONE GILLANDE 5465 2 5 1 THE GOLDEN FISH 147 SPIRITUAL PAIN 5458 460 SWITZER'S 5350 3 2 0 OUT THE WINDOW 630 STONE GOLEM 26 461 NONE MISSISSIPPI 5349 1 1 0 OUT THE WINDOW 630 SHEWISH GIANT 21 461 NONE ORANGE CONE 5348 1 2 0 OUT THE WINDOW 630 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 461 NONE MAN OVERBOARD 5485 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 633 SHEWISH GIANT 21 461 NONE TORTONI 5452 1 4 0 SWEETS 643 GILLANDE 5465 457 NONE PERSONAL ADS Hand of Hell -- Bad Hand! I slap it! Keep it to yourself, you wretch. Okay, so it wasn't your hand I hit, sue me. But keep your hands and other things to yourself. We're both guys, for pete's sake! And big, tough gladiators. We don't do that kind of stuff. -- Dolovor P.S. Do we? 4 Bridges -- Wow, you fell on me like, well, like a handful of bridges. Ouch. But at least this time the title goes to someone who won to get it. That's an improvement, AND, I don't have to do the column, which is a BIG improvement. -- Koronedus, number two and content Spiritual Pain -- You know, I didn't need that. You are a darned pain in the neck, and very inaccurate, too. I"m just glad to be done with this whole thing. -- Ghost of Gillande Edward O'Hare -- Hey, listen, I'm a turtle or something, I don't go chasing after wild hairs! -- Harolue Yukio Okutsu -- Darned tower! I hope you sink into the swamp so that even your great height does not suffice to keep your head above the waters. -- Sarovond I want to applaud Gobiann Stronaxe, Khalhums Dwarf, for his great modesty. It quite took away my breath. -- Koronedus Wellondry of Osksi -- Of course I would believe you, if there was any chance of ship such as you speak of coming into Niania. But what kind of trading bonanza do you think you can find in the swamp? Unless...tell me you aren't trafficking in khugas! -- Harolue 27 July 2007 ************************************* ************************************* ** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II ** ************************************* ************************************* Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return to STORMCROWE! Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II. WHEN *The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007) WHERE *STORMCROWE (DM 45) HOW LONG *13 Turns (Turns 263-275) TEAMS *Teams will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. Only one team allowed per manager. Violators will be disqualified from the competition. Old teams and new teams are welcome to join the competition. Once the contest has begun (TURN 263) managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners. SCORING In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward. Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed. +3 Win +2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5) +5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only) +3 Turn's Most Popular +3 Turn's Least Popular +5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest) SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS *Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS. *Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills). *Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for success in those endeavors. *NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader, Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition Leader. Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established teams nor new teams. ENTRY Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy: *Find a Partner *Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque. *Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes. PRIZES *ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes in 60 of the 65 contest fights. *KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2. *TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance: *One (1) +1 Bonus Potion *Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior *Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time, after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears. TIE-BREAKERS In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be consulted to determine a winner. The tie-breaking criteria are known to the Moderator and RSI. They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation. MODERATOR Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II. As such, all his decisions are final. Any rules inquiries should be directed to him. CONTACT INFORMATION Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email him at the following address: rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com. Be sure to put STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to his Spam folder. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SWITZER'S was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. MISSISSIPPI was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. ORANGE CONE was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. EJ DOME viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl. MAN OVERBOARD was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight. 4 BRIDGES slimly won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute Title brawl. KORONEDUS savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl. SCURVY LAD handily defeated ALLAN OHATA in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. DOLOVOR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel. HAROLUE savagely defeated YUKIO OKUTSU in a 2 minute brutal fight. EDWARD O'HARE handily defeated SAROVOND in a 1 minute one-sided bout. GALLORDIN demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 1 67 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 19 - 2 60 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 2 54 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 2 40 | |AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 - 0 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 461 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL 4 BRIDGES 5347 7 5 0 86 OUT THE WINDOW (630) PARRY-STRIKE KORONEDUS 5430 12 8 0 76 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) LUNGING ATTACK SCURVY LAD 5366 4 0 0 66 SEA DOGS (633) SLASHING ATTACK ALLAN OHATA 5462 4 2 0 40 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (646) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KORONEDUS 5430. The most popular warrior this turn was KORONEDUS 5430. The ten other most popular fighters were SWITZER'S 5350, EJ DOME 5351, HAROLUE 5464, SCURVY LAD 5366, MISSISSIPPI 5349, 4 BRIDGES 5347, DOLOVOR 5484, EDWARD O'HARE 5461, MAN OVERBOARD 5485, and YUKIO OKUTSU 5460. The least popular fighter this week was SAROVOND 5483. The other ten least popular fighters were ALLAN OHATA 5462, ORANGE CONE 5348, GALLORDIN 5486, YUKIO OKUTSU 5460, MAN OVERBOARD 5485, EDWARD O'HARE 5461, DOLOVOR 5484, 4 BRIDGES 5347, MISSISSIPPI 5349, and SCURVY LAD 5366.