DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/09/2009    Duedate: 02/21/2009

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-499

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GROND
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-5540) [11-8-0,85]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GROND                          LILLY PEPPER
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
(2-5540) [11-8-0,85]           (2-5564) [1-0-0,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GALLORDIN                      GOLDINA
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-5486) [20-19-1,83]          (2-5563) [4-0-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)   72
2. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)       52      THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
3. WIDE WORLD OF... (653)       0      Unchartered Team

PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PEANUT BUTTER FUDG (657)   5   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    11  4 2
 2- 1 WIDE WORLD OF... (653)     8   3  0 72.7   2/ 0*PEANUT BUTTER FUDG (657)  5  0 0
 3/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    663 755 22 46.8   3- 2 WIDE WORLD OF... (653)    2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 616): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 498): HORMONAL GROWTH of WIDE WORLD OF... (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 624): ELVORN MARSLAN of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 619): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 611): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 606): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 605): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 577): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 553): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 243): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 454): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 616): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 498): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 624): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 619): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 620): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 611): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 606): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 605): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 577): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 553): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 504): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 243): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 454): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 498) NO MORE TEARS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NIANIA, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  I doubt many are quaking in their boots, but PEANUT 
BUTTER FUDGE comes out of nowhere to get 5-0-0.  What does the future hold?  Watch 
this space...  Practice pays for GOLDINA, who pummelled THE USEROUS MERCHANT, to 
pocket 17 points.  A certain someone saw HORMONAL GROWTH at Jim's Tap Room with the 
shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  
What can be a greater victory?  GROND has taken his place as the top, as NIANIA's new 
Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in NIANIA is taking speech lessons to try to bore 
their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have 
fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid NIANIA farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROND 5540                   11   8  0    85       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HORMONAL GROWTH 5534          8   2  0   103       WIDE WORLD OF... (653)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KESTRATLAK 5511              18   9  0    84       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 GALLORDIN 5486               20  19  1    83       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 GULBY 5558                    8   2  1    69       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDINA 5563                  4   0  0    45       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY PEPPER 5564             1   0  0    16       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 EIO YUE 5568                  1   0  0    15       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 BRANDY PINKERTON 5565         1   0  0    15       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 HAUS HEUS 5567                1   0  0    13       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 BUBBA BENDER 5566             1   0  0    13       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      GULBY 5558            499  NONE
INSURANCE SALESM        0  0 0                      GALLORDIN 5486        499  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hormonal Growth -- I looked it up, and I can see where you're a textbook example.
Acromegaly, they call it. -- Gallordin
P.S.  With a beard, which makes it interesting.

Kung-Fu Master?  Shucks. -- Gulby

The Khalhums Dwarf is too damned pushy. -- Grond

But the Veteran Mercenary was polite. -- Kestratlak

The Convicted Thief was just boring. -- Goldina

We salute those of this arena (who aren't here, alas) who fought in the tourney. --
Jorja and the Golden Fish

But what I want to know is why Hormonal Growth didn't fight in the tourney.  What's
he FOR? -- Gallordin

All -- It would seem the gods-that-may-be have heard your lamentations.  Granted, we
are "just out of the box," or perhaps "hiding under the box," soon.  The least of you
have a 10 fight head start but, with luck and a lot of cheating, we may be a
challenge. -- Gavin Rule, mgr Peanut Butter Fudge

     What a novel concept!

Greeting from the big bend in usually sunny Florida.  The state who changed the state
bird to the mosquito and motto:  "Come here and nver leave!" (one way or another!)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GROND devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KESTRATLAK viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gruesome battle.
GALLORDIN savagely slew INSURANCE SALESMAN in a 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
GULBY butchered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLDINA savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute competition.
LILLY PEPPER overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BRANDY PINKERTON devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 4 minute one-sided competition.
BUBBA BENDER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HAUS HEUS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EIO YUE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   2 -  1      87  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 499 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GROND 5540                 11   8  0   85 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
WALL OF STEEL    KESTRATLAK 5511            18   9  0   84 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
PARRY-STRIKE     GALLORDIN 5486             20  19  1   83 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
STRIKING ATTACK  GULBY 5558                  8   2  1   69 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GALLORDIN 5486.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOLDINA 5563.  The ten other most popular fighters were KESTRATLAK 5511, 
GALLORDIN 5486, LILLY PEPPER 5564, GROND 5540, HAUS HEUS 5567, EIO YUE 5568, GULBY 
5558, BUBBA BENDER 5566, BRANDY PINKERTON 5565, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BRANDY PINKERTON 5565.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BUBBA BENDER 5566, GULBY 5558, EIO YUE 5568, HAUS HEUS 5567, 
GROND 5540, LILLY PEPPER 5564, GALLORDIN 5486, KESTRATLAK 5511, GOLDINA 5563, and  0.