DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/09/2009 Duedate: 02/21/2009 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-499 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS GROND THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5540) [11-8-0,85] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader GROND LILLY PEPPER THE GOLDEN FISH (147) PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) (2-5540) [11-8-0,85] (2-5564) [1-0-0,16] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite GALLORDIN GOLDINA THE GOLDEN FISH (147) THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5486) [20-19-1,83] (2-5563) [4-0-0,45] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE GOLDEN FISH (147) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) 72 2. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 52 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 3. WIDE WORLD OF... (653) 0 Unchartered Team PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*PEANUT BUTTER FUDG (657) 5 0 0 100 1/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 11 4 2 2- 1 WIDE WORLD OF... (653) 8 3 0 72.7 2/ 0*PEANUT BUTTER FUDG (657) 5 0 0 3/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 663 755 22 46.8 3- 2 WIDE WORLD OF... (653) 2 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 616): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 498): HORMONAL GROWTH of WIDE WORLD OF... (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 624): ELVORN MARSLAN of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 619): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 611): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 606): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 605): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 36 JHANS (turn 577): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 553): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 243): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 454): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 616): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 498): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 624): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 619): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 620): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 611): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 606): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 605): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 577): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 553): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 243): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 454): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 498) NO MORE TEARS (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NIANIA, for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! I doubt many are quaking in their boots, but PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE comes out of nowhere to get 5-0-0. What does the future hold? Watch this space... Practice pays for GOLDINA, who pummelled THE USEROUS MERCHANT, to pocket 17 points. A certain someone saw HORMONAL GROWTH at Jim's Tap Room with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory? GROND has taken his place as the top, as NIANIA's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in NIANIA is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works. A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid NIANIA farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GROND 5540 11 8 0 85 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HORMONAL GROWTH 5534 8 2 0 103 WIDE WORLD OF... (653) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KESTRATLAK 5511 18 9 0 84 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GALLORDIN 5486 20 19 1 83 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GULBY 5558 8 2 1 69 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GOLDINA 5563 4 0 0 45 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LILLY PEPPER 5564 1 0 0 16 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) EIO YUE 5568 1 0 0 15 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) BRANDY PINKERTON 5565 1 0 0 15 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) HAUS HEUS 5567 1 0 0 13 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) BUBBA BENDER 5566 1 0 0 13 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 GULBY 5558 499 NONE INSURANCE SALESM 0 0 0 GALLORDIN 5486 499 NONE PERSONAL ADS Hormonal Growth -- I looked it up, and I can see where you're a textbook example. Acromegaly, they call it. -- Gallordin P.S. With a beard, which makes it interesting. Kung-Fu Master? Shucks. -- Gulby The Khalhums Dwarf is too damned pushy. -- Grond But the Veteran Mercenary was polite. -- Kestratlak The Convicted Thief was just boring. -- Goldina We salute those of this arena (who aren't here, alas) who fought in the tourney. -- Jorja and the Golden Fish But what I want to know is why Hormonal Growth didn't fight in the tourney. What's he FOR? -- Gallordin All -- It would seem the gods-that-may-be have heard your lamentations. Granted, we are "just out of the box," or perhaps "hiding under the box," soon. The least of you have a 10 fight head start but, with luck and a lot of cheating, we may be a challenge. -- Gavin Rule, mgr Peanut Butter Fudge What a novel concept! Greeting from the big bend in usually sunny Florida. The state who changed the state bird to the mosquito and motto: "Come here and nver leave!" (one way or another!) LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GROND devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. KESTRATLAK viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute gruesome battle. GALLORDIN savagely slew INSURANCE SALESMAN in a 2 minute bloody uneven fight. GULBY butchered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. GOLDINA savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute competition. LILLY PEPPER overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. BRANDY PINKERTON devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 4 minute one-sided competition. BUBBA BENDER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee. HAUS HEUS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. EIO YUE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 2 - 1 87 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 0 78 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 0 71 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 - 0 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 499 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK GROND 5540 11 8 0 85 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) WALL OF STEEL KESTRATLAK 5511 18 9 0 84 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) PARRY-STRIKE GALLORDIN 5486 20 19 1 83 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) STRIKING ATTACK GULBY 5558 8 2 1 69 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is GALLORDIN 5486. The most popular warrior this turn was GOLDINA 5563. The ten other most popular fighters were KESTRATLAK 5511, GALLORDIN 5486, LILLY PEPPER 5564, GROND 5540, HAUS HEUS 5567, EIO YUE 5568, GULBY 5558, BUBBA BENDER 5566, BRANDY PINKERTON 5565, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was BRANDY PINKERTON 5565. The other ten least popular fighters were BUBBA BENDER 5566, GULBY 5558, EIO YUE 5568, HAUS HEUS 5567, GROND 5540, LILLY PEPPER 5564, GALLORDIN 5486, KESTRATLAK 5511, GOLDINA 5563, and 0.