DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/22/2010    Duedate: 03/06/2010

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-526

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GROND
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-5540) [26-20-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GROND                          BLINK
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655)
(2-5540) [26-20-0,116]         (2-5548) [1-1-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROND                          EIO YUE
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
(2-5540) [26-20-0,116]         (2-5568) [14-8-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

042909A (659)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)       30
2. HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)     15      042909A (659)
3. POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655)  15      Unchartered Team
4. PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)    9
5. 042909A (659)                5POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 042909A (659)             21   7  1 75.0   1/ 1 042909A (659)            10  1 0
 2/ 2 PEANUT BUTTER FUDG (657)  69  40  1 63.3   2/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     9  6 0
 3/ 3 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)   27  28  5 49.1   3/ 3 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)   6  9 1
 4/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    739 813 22 47.6   4/ 4 PEANUT BUTTER FUDG (657)  3  7 0
 5- 5*REPTILES 'R' US (331)      3  10  0 23.1   5/ 6*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (655)  1  1 0
 6/ 6*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (655)   1   5  0 16.7   6- 5*REPTILES 'R' US (331)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 643): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 649): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 620): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 644): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 639): ACOLYTE 1 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 647): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 632): CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 632): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 604): DANETTE ROGERS of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): MATT RICIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 580): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 531): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 244): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): ROOT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 525): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 643): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 649): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 620): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 644): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 639): GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 647): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 632): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 632): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 604): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 580): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 531): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 244): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 525) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 642): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
               (turn 524): GOLDINA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 646): PALMETTA PATTY of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
                           BARRIO of WORDS THAT END IN 0 (Otis?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                (turn 632): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 631): SARALEE JO of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 579): ALMOST PRETTY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I salute Brandy for a good student, but my hands are rather full at the moment,
so I can't do much more.  What with Goldina emoting all over the guildhouse, which I
never would have expected of a golem, and Jorja muttering about people with "liens"
against her gladiators, a long-retired teammate, Pike, showing up to yell about
something to do with the Venomous Concubine, who he says is HIS concubine only
because she won't marry him, well, it's hectic around our place.  Somebody's got to
be the voice of reason, and that seems to be me.  Bummer.  I'm not cut out for it.

                                       Grond

P.S.  Sure, I'm a charismatic fellow, the Commission spotted that, born to lead and
all, but I'm DUMB.  What were they THINKING?

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE had cause to celebrate, 
after BLINK got 15 points by beating JEAN PAUL SATRE.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking 
of which, TWO-PIECE TOENAIL was winsome, after beating ORI ONYX and seeing him lose 9 
points.  LILLY PEPPER found out that NIANIA isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the 
best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in NIANIA is using psychics to 
predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, GULBY is the most 
challenged warrior.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in NIANIA is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROND 5540                   26  20  0   116       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HORMONAL GROWTH 5534         10   2  0   121       WIDE WORLD OF... (653)
 GULBY 5558                   21  16  1   101       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EIO YUE 5568                 14   8  0    90       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 LILLY PEPPER 5564            14   8  0    87       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 BRANDY PINKERTON 5565        13   9  1    80       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IGNORANT BAUD 5609            8   2  0    60       042909A (659)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618           7   0  0    49       042909A (659)
 LORINDA 5603                  8   8  0    42       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 ENRKO FERMI 5613              8   3  1    37       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOLD MR. WASABI 5622          2   0  0    33       042909A (659)
 BLINK 5548                    1   1  0    30       POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655)
 IMMANUEL KANT 5614            4   7  1    29       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
 DESMOND TUTU 5610             5   6  1    26       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
-TURTELLINNI 2416              3   2  0    26       REPTILES 'R' US (331)
 TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 5627        4   1  1    25       042909A (659)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612          6   5  1    24       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
 GHANDI 5611                   4   7  1    24       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELENADERE 5650               1   0  0    15       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 ORI ONYX 5620                 3   1  0    13       PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
 SESKERINTH 5638               2   2  0     9       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-SLITHER N' COIL 5621          0   2  0     2       REPTILES 'R' US (331)
-AL E. GATOR 2414              0   1  0     1       REPTILES 'R' US (331)
-LONESOME GEORGE 5649          0   1  0     1       REPTILES 'R' US (331)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDALL 5616            2  2 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  ENRKO FERMI 5613      522  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gee, I'm invited to the Isle at 20 fights.  Am I ready for this?  I'm honored, yet I
have my misgivings.  Ah well, immortality... you know, now that reality has slapped
me in the face, it's pretty scary.  See ya soon, Sis.  Oh, and I'll look after
Goldina too.  Signing out. -- Bubba
P.S.  Graduated with:  Master init, Advanced Expert attack, Scimitar favorite (yes!),
mod/low, slash tactic and favors init (duh!)  9-18-8-15-15-8-11

Ack!  No!  We were supposed to go together.  I guess we knew what we were getting
into.  See you soon, little bro.  That bites, I'll look after your duaghter.  Life is
cruel, you just found out about her. -- Brandy

Well, Golden Fish team members, you're disappearing from the top and with the tough
up-and-coming competition below, getting back won't be easy, but it sure will be fun.
-- Eio

Hormonal Growth -- You're back from the dead, if I remember right?  Well, you're one
heck of a fighter...  Hey, I sure wouldn't mind finding out how true your name is...
you know. -- Lilly

Jorja -- Thank you!  By the way, I would like to formally complain to the Commission
for taking my fighter Bubba so soon.  Do you know how hard it will be to replace him?
I've already bought and had to replace a golem of my own.  Sheesh.  Maybe *I* should
Duel.

Lilly Pepper -- You might want to know--not that you'll need it in the future--that I
don't DO "very low offensive effort."  I don't think Jorja believes in it, figures
it's just sleeping on the job or something.  I do "very high offensive effort," and
it WORKS. -- Goldina
P.S.  Very high/moderate, with a scimitar and no tactic.  It works for me.

Bwahaha!  Now this golem I have paid so much for, Goldina, will be MINE to do with as
I please! -- Lord Noll
P.S.  If she'd gone to the Isle of the Eye, she would have been out of my reach,
but... ah!  She has not done so.

Bubba Bender -- Hey, what's a loss when you're graduating already?  Nothing, less
than a whisker of a shadow.  To me, a win is a big thing, and I'm glad to have it. --
Gulby
P.S.  So, thanks.

Ignorant Baud -- I have sometimes thought that if your manager can't think of a team
name, maybe he's running too many teams? -- Lorinda
P.S.  And it's weird that you're male.

Lonesome George -- The Lonesome Gorge in Osksi is more clever. -- Seskerinth

Grond -- Of course Seef Haraine is causing trouble.  It's what she does, and Pike
knew that when he formed the liason.  She likes excitement, almost any kind of it.
And it was Pike, not Seef Haraine, who picked that property out in the swamp.  The
agent told him it had monsters.  But he still picked it. -- Seskerinth
P.S.  Monsters with tentacles.

Two-Piece Toenail -- That's all the information I want or can stand. -- Seskerinth
P.S.  You humans are truly strange.

Our congratulations to Bubba Bender. -- Jorja and the Golden Fish

9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.
Well, I didn't.  Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings.  I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRANDY PINKERTON was bested by GULBY in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
BLINK vanquished JEAN PAUL SATRE in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
GROND overpowered LILLY PEPPER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
EIO YUE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
BUBBA BENDER devastated IGNORANT BAUD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AMBEERDEXTROUS bested LORINDA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
IMMANUEL KANT was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ENRKO FERMI vanquished CULT MEMBER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DESMOND TUTU won victory over SESKERINTH in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
GHANDI beat CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute melee.
ORI ONYX was outlasted by TWO-PIECE TOENAIL in a tiresome 15 minute novice's fight.
HELENADERE devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  12 -  2      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  16 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   GROND 5540                 26  20  0  116 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
STRIKING ATTACK  GULBY 5558                 21  16  1  101 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
AIMED BLOW       EIO YUE 5568               14   8  0   90 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
LUNGING ATTACK   LILLY PEPPER 5564          14   8  0   87 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BRANDY PINKERTON 5565      13   9  1   80 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROND 5540.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
EIO YUE 5568.  The ten other most popular fighters were LORINDA 5603, ENRKO FERMI 
5613, DESMOND TUTU 5610, GULBY 5558, BLINK 5548, GROND 5540, AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618, 
SESKERINTH 5638, GHANDI 5611, and HELENADERE 5650.

The least popular fighter this week was ORI ONYX 5620.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 5627, IGNORANT BAUD 5609, LILLY PEPPER 5564, JEAN 
PAUL SATRE 5612, IMMANUEL KANT 5614, BRANDY PINKERTON 5565, HELENADERE 5650, GHANDI 
5611, SESKERINTH 5638, and AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GULBY (2-5558) THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BUBBA BENDER (2-5566) PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (657)