DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/20/2010 Duedate: 10/02/2010 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-541 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 042909A (659) (2-5627) [18-2-1,116] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader TWO-PIECE TOENAIL HEMLOCK 042909A (659) SERPENTS HOLD (664) (2-5627) [18-2-1,116] (2-5654) [5-2-0,68] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LORINDA HELENADERE THE GOLDEN FISH (147) THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5603) [15-16-0,61] (2-5650) [13-3-1,90] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE GOLDEN FISH (147) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 33 2. 042909A (659) 12 042909A (659) 3. SERPENTS HOLD (664) 11 Unchartered Team 4. HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 3 5. OUT THE WINDOW (630) 0 SERPENTS HOLD (664) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 042909A (659) 67 13 1 83.8 1/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 9 6 0 2- 2 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 23 18 2 56.1 2/ 2 042909A (659) 6 1 0 3/ 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 784 842 23 48.2 3/ 3 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 5 10 1 4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (664) 5 6 0 45.5 4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (664) 3 2 0 5/ 5 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 52 78 9 40.0 5- 5 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 658): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 540): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 635): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 659): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 654): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 662): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 647): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 648): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 647): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 615): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 546): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 658): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 540): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 635): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 659): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 654): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 662): BONSUR LONG NAMES (Hammer, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 647): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 21 SUNSET (turn 647): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 615): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 595): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 546): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 658): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 653): EVE AND EMMA of PYSCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 491): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NIANIA. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey everybody, watch out for TARIMEZ, who flew up 13 points in the rankings after mashing CONVICTED THIEF like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was JEAN PAUL SATRE, who dropped 9 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with FREDILILLA. Our battling duelmaster TWO-PIECE TOENAIL has managed to hold the title, fending off HELENADERE's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, THE GOLDEN FISH. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that OUT THE WINDOW was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of OUT THE WINDOW's warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 042909A beats feet every time OUT THE WINDOW smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this HELENADERE you ask, with 90 points and a 13-3-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, JEAN PAUL SATRE was mashed by FREDILILLA, who let JEAN PAUL SATRE know that killing members of THE GOLDEN FISH is a no-no. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIANIA have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 5627 18 2 1 116 042909A (659) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BOLD MR. WASABI 5622 7 0 0 98 042909A (659) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HELENADERE 5650 13 3 1 90 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618 18 4 0 88 042909A (659) -4 BRIDGES 5347 11 7 0 87 OUT THE WINDOW (630) -EJ DOME 5351 7 4 2 84 OUT THE WINDOW (630) -THE BUNNY GOD 5631 6 0 0 84 042909A (659) HEMLOCK 5654 5 2 0 68 SERPENTS HOLD (664) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LORINDA 5603 15 16 0 61 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) IMMANUEL KANT 5614 12 14 2 61 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) FREDILILLA 5659 8 3 0 60 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) HARKRANZ 5658 8 5 0 59 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GHANDI 5611 10 16 1 57 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ENRKO FERMI 5613 13 13 2 56 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612 7 19 2 49 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) DESMOND TUTU 5610 10 16 2 48 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TARIMEZ 5682 1 0 0 13 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SEE YA 5681 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664 WURM KIN 541 NONE SESKERINTH 5638 9 9 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147 JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612 540 JUST REVENGED PERSONAL ADS Two-Piece Toenail -- Really, you're impossible! You keep snagging my stockings. Do you know what silk stockings COST? -- Helenadere Ej Dome -- Yes, I did notice how bald you are. Blinding, really. -- Lorinda Ghandi -- I don't see why YOUR popularity should increase. *I* am the one with the dazzling moves. You're just... there. -- Fredililla the Resentful Desmond Tutu -- Quite fetching, if one goes for that kind of thing. -- Harkranz Jean Paul Satre -- Somehow, I feel as though I have no existential traction. -- Ghost of Seskerinth P.S. If I think of a really good curse, I'll let you know. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SEE YA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. TWO-PIECE TOENAIL bested HELENADERE in a exciting 6 minute gruesome Title duel. AMBEERDEXTROUS subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute gruesome fight. LORINDA was unbelievably bested by IMMANUEL KANT in a 2 minute gory veteran's contest. GHANDI was subdued by HEMLOCK in a 2 minute competition. JEAN PAUL SATRE was bested by FREDILILLA in a 3 minute duel. HARKRANZ savagely defeated DESMOND TUTU in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle. ENRKO FERMI viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight. TARIMEZ vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 39 - 15 - 0 72 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 15 - 1 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 1 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 1 40 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 8 - 0 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 541 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 5 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 5627 18 2 1 116 042909A (659) PARRY-RIPOSTE HELENADERE 5650 13 3 1 90 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) STRIKING ATTACK HARKRANZ 5658 8 5 0 59 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LORINDA 5603. The most popular warrior this turn was HELENADERE 5650. The ten other most popular fighters were HARKRANZ 5658, TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 5627, ENRKO FERMI 5613, AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618, HEMLOCK 5654, DESMOND TUTU 5610, FREDILILLA 5659, LORINDA 5603, IMMANUEL KANT 5614, and TARIMEZ 5682. The least popular fighter this week was SEE YA 5681. The other ten least popular fighters were JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612, GHANDI 5611, TARIMEZ 5682, IMMANUEL KANT 5614, LORINDA 5603, FREDILILLA 5659, DESMOND TUTU 5610, HEMLOCK 5654, AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618, and ENRKO FERMI 5613. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: TWO-PIECE TOENAIL (2-5627) 042909A (659)