DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/04/2010    Duedate: 10/16/2010

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-542

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEMLOCK
SERPENTS HOLD (664)
(2-5654) [6-2-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AMBEERDEXTROUS                 HEMLOCK
042909A (659)                  SERPENTS HOLD (664)
(2-5618) [19-4-0,91]           (2-5654) [6-2-0,100]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LORINDA                        HEMLOCK
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          SERPENTS HOLD (664)
(2-5603) [16-16-0,71]          (2-5654) [6-2-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (664)         43
2. HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)     30      042909A (659)
3. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)       12      Unchartered Team
4. OUT THE WINDOW (630)         0
5. 042909A (659)              -32      SERPENTS HOLD (664)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 042909A (659)             68  14  1 82.9   1/ 3 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)   8  7 1
 2- 2 OUT THE WINDOW (630)      23  18  2 56.1   2/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     7  8 0
 3/ 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    787 844 23 48.3   3/ 2 042909A (659)             5  1 0
 4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (664)        6   7  0 46.2   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (664)       3  3 0
 5/ 5 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)   55  80  9 40.7   5- 5 OUT THE WINDOW (630)      1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 659): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 664): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 636): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 660): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 655): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 663): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 649): THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 648): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 616): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 603): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 596): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'YLEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541): WORK IN PROGRESS of JUST BECAUSE (A-sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 659): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 542): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 664): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 636): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 660): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 655): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 663): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 649): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 648): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 616): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 603): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 496): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): BAROCHDAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in NIANIA since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Woof!  THE GOLDEN FISH 
were a bunch of dogs after HISTORICAL WUSSES got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so 
sweet as 1st!  What's with GHANDI?  He actually beat THE GOLDEN FISH's HELENADERE, 
and walked away with 27 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at HISTORICAL 
WUSSES while they watched GHANDI clobber HELENADERE.  She lost 22 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 
SERPENTS HOLD's outstanding member, Duelmaster HEMLOCK.  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
NIANIA thinks SERPENTS HOLD and their 6-7-0 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  The bums at 042909A couldn't face the challenges from SERPENTS 
HOLD!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in HELENADERE?  Hers 13-4-1?  THE 
GOLDEN FISH ain't talkin', but she's got 68 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEMLOCK 5654                  6   2  0   100       SERPENTS HOLD (664)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOLD MR. WASABI 5622          7   0  0    98       042909A (659)
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618          19   4  0    91       042909A (659)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-4 BRIDGES 5347               11   7  0    87       OUT THE WINDOW (630)
 GHANDI 5611                  11  16  1    84       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
-EJ DOME 5351                  7   4  2    84       OUT THE WINDOW (630)
-THE BUNNY GOD 5631            6   0  0    84       042909A (659)
 LORINDA 5603                 16  16  0    71       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 HELENADERE 5650              13   4  1    68       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 FREDILILLA 5659               9   3  0    68       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARKRANZ 5658                 8   6  0    66       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 IMMANUEL KANT 5614           13  14  2    63       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENRKO FERMI 5613             13  14  2    55       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
 DESMOND TUTU 5610            11  16  2    55       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
 JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612          7  20  2    44       HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARIMEZ 5682                  2   0  0    22       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BALISONG 5653           0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664    DARK CHAMPION         542  NONE
SESKERINTH 5638         9  9 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612  540  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-Piece Toenail -- You should've let me rip off the smaller piece.  Sure, it'd hurt
right then, but after that it would heal. -- Helenadere

Immanuel Kant -- Too deep for me. -- Lorinda

Jean Paul Satre -- I'm not that easily distracted. -- Fredililla

Desmond Tutu -- I don't know how it is that I left you alive.  Something about you
sets my nerves on edge, and it would seem so... RIGHT to kill you. -- Harkranz

There isn't much TO this Convicted Thief, is there? -- Tarimez

Our congratulations to Two-Piece Toenail.  Go to the Isle and get that fixed. --
Jorja and the Golden Fish

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BALISONG was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TWO-PIECE TOENAIL was savagely defeated by HEMLOCK in a exciting 3 minute Title melee.
AMBEERDEXTROUS won victory over HARKRANZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
HELENADERE was defeated by GHANDI in a 3 minute brutal fight.
FREDILILLA devastated JEAN PAUL SATRE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
IMMANUEL KANT savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
LORINDA handily defeated ENRKO FERMI in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
DESMOND TUTU won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TARIMEZ overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        36 -  15 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 542 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HEMLOCK 5654                6   2  0  100 SERPENTS HOLD (664)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HELENADERE 5650            13   4  1   68 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
STRIKING ATTACK  HARKRANZ 5658               8   6  0   66 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LORINDA 5603.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HEMLOCK 5654.  The ten other most popular fighters were AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618, 
IMMANUEL KANT 5614, HARKRANZ 5658, BALISONG 5653, FREDILILLA 5659, LORINDA 5603, 
DESMOND TUTU 5610, HELENADERE 5650, GHANDI 5611, and TARIMEZ 5682.

The least popular fighter this week was ENRKO FERMI 5613.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612, TARIMEZ 5682, GHANDI 5611, HELENADERE 
5650, DESMOND TUTU 5610, LORINDA 5603, FREDILILLA 5659, BALISONG 5653, HARKRANZ 5658, 
and IMMANUEL KANT 5614.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TWO-PIECE TOENAIL (2-5627) 042909A (659)