DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2011 Duedate: 01/22/2011
NIANIA ARENA
DM-2 TURN-549
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HEMLOCK
SERPENTS HOLD (664)
(2-5654) [13-2-0,181]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HEMLOCK POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (664)
(2-5654) [13-2-0,181]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LORINDA DESMOND TUTU
THE GOLDEN FISH (147) HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
(2-5603) [20-19-0,89] (2-5610) [13-21-2,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 41
2. 042909A (659) 38 042909A (659)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (664) 31 Unchartered Team
4. THE FUNNY FARM (409) 28
5. POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655) 0 WASTED MONEY (438)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 042909A (659) 72 17 2 80.9 1/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 8 7 0
2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 18 13 1 58.1 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 5 2 0
3/ 0 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 79 63 1 55.6 3/ 0 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 4 1 0
4/ 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 812 854 23 48.7 4/ 3 042909A (659) 3 0 1
5- 4*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (655) 3 5 0 37.5 5/ 5 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 3 12 1
6/ 5 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 60 110 10 35.3 6- 4*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (655) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 666): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 548): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 671): COFFEE HOUSE POET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 643): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 667): SOLITAIRE of JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 662): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 670): ESCHER of UNDEAD ARTISTS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 655): HATCHET MAN of ROGUES GALLERY (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 656): ANONYMISSUS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 655): TERRE HAUTE of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 623): COME ON of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 610): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 603): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 554): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 256): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 500): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 548): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 666): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 548): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 671): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 643): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 667): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 662): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 670): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 655): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 656): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 655): LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 623): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 610): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 603): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 554): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 256): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 500): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 548) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 671): COFFEE HOUSE POET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 642): ARMITAGE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 669): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 655): STICKY SHADOW of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
KRUSK of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 654): ANGEL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 554): NYARLATHOTEP of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
NIANIA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see AMBEERDEXTROUS win a fight and gain 38 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
CHOCOLATE COW beat LORINDA and LORINDA lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. And
if variety is the spice of life, NIANIA may be getting bland, as HEMLOCK stays top
dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?
You want to know what's new, don't you, NIANIA?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. NIANIA, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
SERPENTS HOLD the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it
looks like 042909A avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers,
if you ask me. Hmph. LORINDA was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for NIANIA's
morgue. More variety. Let's see, 17-7-1. Pretty good record for a living warrior.
A sad one though, for a dead one. Such is the case for HELENADERE of THE GOLDEN
FISH. Tsk. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... EARTHWORM JIM, a glorious 9-9-0 fighter,
has passed away. Gee, too bad THE FUNNY FARM. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers,
guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in NIANIA to get a drink than Jim's Tap Room!
Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEMLOCK 5654 13 2 0 181 SERPENTS HOLD (664)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618 23 7 1 135 042909A (659)
CHOCOLATE COW 3216 18 13 0 124 THE FUNNY FARM (409)
HARKRANZ 5658 15 6 0 100 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-BOLD MR. WASABI 5622 7 0 0 98 042909A (659)
IMMANUEL KANT 5614 15 19 3 96 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORINDA 5603 20 19 0 89 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
FREDILILLA 5659 14 5 0 88 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-THE BUNNY GOD 5631 6 0 0 84 042909A (659)
DESMOND TUTU 5610 13 21 2 75 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
GHANDI 5611 11 23 1 72 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERPENT2 5684 5 0 1 66 SERPENTS HOLD (664)
ENRKO FERMI 5613 14 20 2 64 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612 7 27 2 50 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660)
TARIMEZ 5682 7 2 0 50 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
CHARLIE HORSE 4427 4 0 0 44 THE FUNNY FARM (409)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLINK 5548 2 1 0 33 POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I. M. WEASEL 4474 2 1 0 23 THE FUNNY FARM (409)
-BRANDON HEATH 5588 1 0 0 20 POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (655)
DUCK DODGERS 5324 1 1 0 13 THE FUNNY FARM (409)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SERPENT 2 5687 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664 STONE GOLEM 549 NONE
SERPENT 3 5686 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664 STONE GOLEM 549 NONE
EARTHWORM JIM 4111 9 10 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 IMMANUEL KANT 5614 549
HELENADERE 5650 17 7 1 THE GOLDEN FISH 147 AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618 549
PERSONAL ADS
Hemlock -- Oh, cheese. I suppose it's an honor to fight the duelmaster, but I'm not
in your class. As I demonstrated. -- Lorinda
Ghandi -- There comes a point beyond which training stats doesn't do you much good.
Go for the skills, man! -- Harkranz
P.S. Assuming you haven't burned them all.
Enrko Fermi -- I suppose Harkranz has a point, but why should we CARE if you Wusses
get better or not? It's about time we met with some easy wins, after all. --
Helenadere
Desmond Tutu -- Toe-ups? I suppose they make sense to you, but in the middle of a
fight? Better not. -- Fredililla
Jean Paul Satre -- Eat cold steel, you Wuss! -- Tarimez
P.S. At this time of year, cold is the only way steel comes, unless you're a smith.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERPENT 2 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERPENT 3 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEMLOCK demolished FREDILILLA in a 2 minute one-sided Title melee.
CHOCOLATE COW overpowered LORINDA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HARKRANZ devastated GHANDI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AMBEERDEXTROUS murdered HELENADERE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
EARTHWORM JIM was assassinated by IMMANUEL KANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ENRKO FERMI was viciously subdued by SERPENT2 in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
DESMOND TUTU vanquished TARIMEZ in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
JEAN PAUL SATRE was savagely defeated by CHARLIE HORSE in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
I. M. WEASEL defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute expert vs. novice match.
DUCK DODGERS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 22 - 14 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 19 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HEMLOCK 5654 13 2 0 181 SERPENTS HOLD (664)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CHOCOLATE COW 3216 18 13 0 124 THE FUNNY FARM (409)
STRIKING ATTACK HARKRANZ 5658 15 6 0 100 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
WALL OF STEEL LORINDA 5603 20 19 0 89 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FREDILILLA 5659 14 5 0 88 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
LUNGING ATTACK SERPENT2 5684 5 0 1 66 SERPENTS HOLD (664)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LORINDA 5603. The most popular warrior this turn
was DESMOND TUTU 5610. The ten other most popular fighters were HEMLOCK 5654,
SERPENT2 5684, SERPENT 3 5686, AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618, TARIMEZ 5682, CHARLIE HORSE 4427,
SERPENT 2 5687, FREDILILLA 5659, CHOCOLATE COW 3216, and HARKRANZ 5658.
The least popular fighter this week was JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612. The other ten least
popular fighters were ENRKO FERMI 5613, EARTHWORM JIM 4111, GHANDI 5611, LORINDA
5603, DUCK DODGERS 5324, I. M. WEASEL 4474, IMMANUEL KANT 5614, HELENADERE 5650,
HARKRANZ 5658, and CHOCOLATE COW 3216.