DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/21/2011 Duedate: 03/05/2011 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-552 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS HEMLOCK SERPENTS HOLD (664) (2-5654) [16-2-0,218] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader HEMLOCK POSITION IS EMPTY SERPENTS HOLD (664) (2-5654) [16-2-0,218] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LORINDA HEMLOCK THE GOLDEN FISH (147) SERPENTS HOLD (664) (2-5603) [22-20-0,108] (2-5654) [16-2-0,218] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SERPENTS HOLD (664) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE FUNNY FARM (409) 74 2. SERPENTS HOLD (664) 31 042909A (659) 3. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 17 Unchartered Team 4. 042909A (659) 9 5. HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) -7 DE-SKULLERS (597) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 042909A (659) 74 18 2 80.4 1/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 10 4 0 2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 28 17 1 62.2 2/ 1 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 10 5 1 3/ 3 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 89 68 2 56.7 3/ 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 8 6 0 4/ 0 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 23 19 2 54.8 4/ 5 042909A (659) 2 1 0 5/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 820 860 23 48.8 5/ 4 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 1 14 0 6/ 5 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) 61 124 10 33.0 6/ 0 OUT THE WINDOW (630) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Golden Fish ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + "Not duelmaster, not top team, that means we can relax, right?" Harkranz glanced around the room at his teammates. "Lorinda's Popularity Leader," Fredililla said, "and I'm This Week's favorite. Something might be expected of us on those grounds." "Oh, please!" Lorinda groaned theatrically. "There is NO directive involving secondary positions on the front page!" "Even so--" "NO!" "What about the Blizzard Fountain?" Tarimez asked. "The Winter King?" "NO!" Harkranz took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "How about if we don't do anything--anything dramatic and worthy of reporting, at least--and just see if... if there's a self-correcting factor here. Or somebody else who is prepared to be heroic about it." Lorinda nodded. "Works for me. I think I used up my entire life-time supply of heroism just enlisting in the arena. Really, I much prefer a quiet life." * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 669): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 551): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 674): COBBLESTONE of STL RAD (JE, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 646): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 670): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 665): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 673): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 658): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 659): DELTON of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 658): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 613): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 282): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 557): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 257): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 503): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 233): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 551): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 669): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 2 NIANIA (turn 551): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 674): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 646): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 670): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 665): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 673): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 658): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 659): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 658): 420 B.C. (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 626): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 282): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 605): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 557): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 257): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 503): OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 233): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 551) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 668): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 669): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 665): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 658): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 659): ERIN GO BRAGH of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) (turn 658): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) LITTLE MOKELE 2 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) (turn 625): COME ON of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 556): GRAPEFRUIT of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the clash and bustle of the weekly NIANIA games. Former top team THE FUNNY FARM was unseated this week as SERPENTS HOLD moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 3-1-0 record for the round. CHARLIE HORSE caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested 4 BRIDGES and was awarded 23 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, CHARLIE HORSE put down 4 BRIDGES, causing him to lose 18 points of recognition in the process. Not for nothing has HEMLOCK in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again. Would you believe that over half of the old women in NIANIA seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators? I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand ready at your right hand forever! I must report the passing of ENRKO FERMI, veteran of many duels. 14-23-2 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites. Many townsmen have begin to remark over the fact that after one more round of duels THE GOLDEN FISH's Bloodfeud against AMBEERDEXTROUS will have expired. Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt! A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me! Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HEMLOCK 5654 16 2 0 218 SERPENTS HOLD (664) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618 25 8 1 118 042909A (659) LORINDA 5603 22 20 0 108 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) HARKRANZ 5658 16 8 0 99 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) -BOLD MR. WASABI 5622 7 0 0 98 042909A (659) FREDILILLA 5659 15 7 0 95 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) SERPENT2 5684 8 0 1 92 SERPENTS HOLD (664) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHARLIE HORSE 4427 7 0 0 89 THE FUNNY FARM (409) -EJ DOME 5351 7 4 2 84 OUT THE WINDOW (630) -THE BUNNY GOD 5631 6 0 0 84 042909A (659) IMMANUEL KANT 5614 16 21 3 83 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) TARIMEZ 5682 10 2 0 83 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME 4 BRIDGES 5347 11 8 0 69 OUT THE WINDOW (630) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME I. M. WEASEL 4474 5 1 1 66 THE FUNNY FARM (409) DESMOND TUTU 5610 13 24 2 65 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) DUCK DODGERS 5324 4 1 0 64 THE FUNNY FARM (409) GHANDI 5611 11 26 1 60 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612 7 30 2 53 HISTORICAL WUSSES (660) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FANG 5697 3 0 0 32 SERPENTS HOLD (664) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BIG BIRD 5703 1 1 0 9 THE FUNNY FARM (409) KINTHIRA 5705 1 1 0 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ENRKO FERMI 5613 14 23 2 HISTORICAL WUSSE 660 I. M. WEASEL 4474 552 SEE YA 5707 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664 STONE GOLEM 552 NONE BEAKY BUZZARD 5708 0 1 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 MOUNTAIN TROLL 552 NONE EARTHWORM JIM 4111 9 10 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 IMMANUEL KANT 5614 549 HELENADERE 5650 17 7 1 THE GOLDEN FISH 147 AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618 549 PERSONAL ADS Hemlock -- Heck, I fight the duelmaster, and only learn one skill? This is annoying. -- Harkranz P.S. Yeah, okay, it's probably my fault, too. Still a bummer. Ambeerdextrous -- Huh, I should've ended that fight in the fourth minute. EARLY in the fourth minute. When I was "taking the lead." Oh, well. The skills will be useful, at least. -- Fredililla Immanuel Kant -- I do like a fast fight. That I win. -- Lorinda Ghandi -- Ah! Four skills, a rating, and the win. Life is good. -- Tarimez P.S. But if somebody in the stands turned a powerful magnet your way, you'd be totally helpless. Might be fun to see. Big Bird -- Someone had to lose, and I'm glad it was you. For me, this was a good introduction to dueling. Good for you, too--it teaches humility. -- Kinthira LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BEAKY BUZZARD was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute fight. SEE YA was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. HEMLOCK savagely defeated HARKRANZ in a 2 minute bloody expert's Title fight. FREDILILLA was bested by AMBEERDEXTROUS in a 1 minute veteran's fight. LORINDA demolished IMMANUEL KANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition. SERPENT2 vanquished DESMOND TUTU in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight. TARIMEZ slimly won victory over VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute competition. 4 BRIDGES was vanquished by CHARLIE HORSE in a 1 minute uneven duel. GHANDI was vanquished by DUCK DODGERS in a 1 minute uneven fight. ENRKO FERMI was slaughtered by I. M. WEASEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight. JEAN PAUL SATRE was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided melee. FANG demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. BIG BIRD bested KINTHIRA in a 1 minute novice's battle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 6 - 1 78 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 21 - 15 - 1 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 1 58 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 13 - 0 38 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 21 - 0 36 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 1 30 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 5 - 0 0 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW HEMLOCK 5654 16 2 0 218 SERPENTS HOLD (664) WALL OF STEEL LORINDA 5603 22 20 0 108 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) STRIKING ATTACK HARKRANZ 5658 16 8 0 99 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) PARRY-RIPOSTE FREDILILLA 5659 15 7 0 95 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) LUNGING ATTACK SERPENT2 5684 8 0 1 92 SERPENTS HOLD (664) SLASHING ATTACK CHARLIE HORSE 4427 7 0 0 89 THE FUNNY FARM (409) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LORINDA 5603. The most popular warrior this turn was SEE YA 5707. The ten other most popular fighters were HEMLOCK 5654, HARKRANZ 5658, SERPENT2 5684, TARIMEZ 5682, DUCK DODGERS 5324, I. M. WEASEL 4474, AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618, LORINDA 5603, CHARLIE HORSE 4427, and FANG 5697. The least popular fighter this week was KINTHIRA 5705. The other ten least popular fighters were ENRKO FERMI 5613, GHANDI 5611, 4 BRIDGES 5347, DESMOND TUTU 5610, IMMANUEL KANT 5614, JEAN PAUL SATRE 5612, FREDILILLA 5659, BEAKY BUZZARD 5708, BIG BIRD 5703, and FANG 5697.