DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/13/2011 Duedate: 06/25/2011 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-560 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CHARLIE HORSE THE FUNNY FARM (409) (2-4427) [15-0-0,195] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CHARLIE HORSE FOGSTORM THE FUNNY FARM (409) THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-4427) [15-0-0,195] (2-2935) [3-1-0,23] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite HARKRANZ GOOD GNUS THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GNU TEAM (670) (2-5658) [20-12-0,96] (2-5724) [9-6-3,79] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE FUNNY FARM (409) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 39 2. THE FUNNY FARM (409) 26 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 3. THE RUNAROUND (381) 16 Unchartered Team 4. SERPENTS HOLD (664) 2 5. 042909A (659) 0 THE RUNAROUND (381) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 042909A (659) 78 24 2 76.5 1/ 1 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 10 5 0 2/ 4 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 112 81 2 58.0 2/ 2 GNU TEAM (670) 7 8 0 3/ 2 GNU TEAM (670) 40 30 5 57.1 3/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 5 10 0 4/ 3*THE RUNAROUND (381) 9 7 1 56.3 4/ 3*THE RUNAROUND (381) 4 3 0 5/ 5 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 39 41 1 48.8 5/ 5 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 3 11 0 6/ 6 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 838 881 23 48.7 6- 6 042909A (659) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 677): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 559): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 654): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 678): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 673): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 681): KONA KATE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 666): FERRIN MONDOR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 667): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 666): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 634): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 621): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 614): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 565): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 511): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Youngblood, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 559): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 677): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 559): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 654): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 678): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 673): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 7 BONSUR (turn 681): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 666): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 667): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 666): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 634): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 621): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 614): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 565): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 511): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 559) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 676): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 557): LORINDA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) FREDILILLA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) (turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 681): KONA KATE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 680): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 667): BOATSWAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 666): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) (turn 665): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 614): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out NIANIA to see what's new. MVP award for HARKRANZ? THE GOLDEN FISH's proud of him after beating GNU I KNEW and getting 26 points. Talk about yer major upsets! GNU I KNEW's match with HARKRANZ cost him a loss of 18 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One! FANG knows this. He was challenged by the Duelmaster. This Duelmaster is like something else! CHARLIE HORSE stopped FANG dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of SERPENTS HOLD must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Is there some deep dark secret why THE FUNNY FARM's been avoiding SERPENTS HOLD so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? I. M. WEASEL is being unfair. He's challenged down 38 against SERPENT2. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) I. M. WEASEL beat SERPENT2. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised I. M. WEASEL would do such a scummy thing, either. Speaking of challenging 31 points above did you hear about BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM vs. GNU TEAM's GNU BOOK? (And how was that intro!) What did BIG BIRD expect, anyway! Of course GNU BOOK won. Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy! What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHARLIE HORSE 4427 15 0 0 195 THE FUNNY FARM (409) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME I. M. WEASEL 4474 13 1 1 161 THE FUNNY FARM (409) SERPENT2 5684 12 4 1 98 SERPENTS HOLD (664) HARKRANZ 5658 20 12 0 96 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GNU BOOK 5725 11 4 1 92 GNU TEAM (670) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FANG 5697 7 4 0 88 SERPENTS HOLD (664) -THE BUNNY GOD 5631 6 0 0 84 042909A (659) GNU I KNEW 5722 10 5 1 82 GNU TEAM (670) GOOD GNUS 5724 9 6 3 79 GNU TEAM (670) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BIG BIRD 5703 6 3 0 57 THE FUNNY FARM (409) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STUPID GNUS 5723 7 8 0 36 GNU TEAM (670) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SKIDMARK BUG 5711 2 3 0 33 042909A (659) UETHINRIA 5718 5 1 0 31 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) KINTHIRA 5705 6 4 0 24 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FOGSTORM 2935 3 1 0 23 THE RUNAROUND (381) MAUL ON WHEELS 2938 2 1 0 22 THE RUNAROUND (381) TOOTH PICK 2939 3 1 1 16 THE RUNAROUND (381) PILSEN 5733 1 0 0 15 THE RUNAROUND (381) ROBOT CHICKEN 5728 2 3 0 14 THE FUNNY FARM (409) GNU RECRUIT 5721 1 5 0 8 GNU TEAM (670) STANISLOE DRELL 5743 0 2 0 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) KORBRIZT HORON 5742 0 2 0 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BYE 5746 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664 MOUNTAIN TROLL 560 NONE WERTH 5739 0 2 0 SERPENTS HOLD 664 ARENAMISTRESS VO 560 NONE DUCK DODGERS 5324 4 2 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 GOOD GNUS 5724 556 REVENGED GRUB 5744 0 1 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 WURM KIN 560 NONE PERSONAL ADS Gnu I Knew -- Maybe so, but I never said I liked it. -- Harkranz, Popularity Leader, and put THAT in your pipe and smoke it Stupid Gnus -- I don't believe it. Your chief skills lie in the art of losing. Work on what you're good at, don't try to develop new areas of expertise. You don't have the brains for that, really. -- Kinthira P.S. The fans agree with me, you know. Gnu Recruit -- I laugh. Ha ha. -- Uethinria Tooth Pick -- Hey, keep that thing out of my mouth! -- Stanisloe Drell the Seriously Alarmed Fogstorm -- I don't suppose it was you, but SOMEBODY hates me. -- Korbrizt Horon P.S. You could've taught me something. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WERTH was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS VORA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. BYE was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel. GRUB was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. CHARLIE HORSE vanquished FANG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl. I. M. WEASEL defeated SERPENT2 in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. BIG BIRD was devastated by GNU BOOK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. GNU I KNEW was defeated by HARKRANZ in a exciting 2 minute struggle. GOOD GNUS was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute competition. FOGSTORM was overcome by STUPID GNUS in a 4 minute beginner vs. expert melee. UETHINRIA won victory over TOOTH PICK in a 3 minute fight. KINTHIRA won victory over GNU RECRUIT in a popular 4 minute duel. MAUL ON WHEELS overpowered KORBRIZT HORON in a 1 minute uneven match. ROBOT CHICKEN savagely defeated STANISLOE DRELL in a 5 minute brutal novice's fight. PILSEN bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 5 - 2 81 | |AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 23 - 18 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 0 53 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 16 - 0 41 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 - 0 40 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 24 - 1 20 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 10 - 0 17 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 560 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK CHARLIE HORSE 4427 15 0 0 195 THE FUNNY FARM (409) LUNGING ATTACK SERPENT2 5684 12 4 1 98 SERPENTS HOLD (664) STRIKING ATTACK HARKRANZ 5658 20 12 0 96 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) AIMED BLOW GNU BOOK 5725 11 4 1 92 GNU TEAM (670) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is HARKRANZ 5658. The most popular warrior this turn was GOOD GNUS 5724. The ten other most popular fighters were KINTHIRA 5705, HARKRANZ 5658, FOGSTORM 2935, UETHINRIA 5718, I. M. WEASEL 4474, STANISLOE DRELL 5743, BYE 5746, CHARLIE HORSE 4427, SERPENT2 5684, and GNU BOOK 5725. The least popular fighter this week was KORBRIZT HORON 5742. The other ten least popular fighters were GNU RECRUIT 5721, STUPID GNUS 5723, BIG BIRD 5703, FANG 5697, GRUB 5744, WERTH 5739, ROBOT CHICKEN 5728, TOOTH PICK 2939, PILSEN 5733, and MAUL ON WHEELS 2938.