DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/28/2012 Duedate: 06/09/2012 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-585 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS THE LIZARD KING THE FUNNY FARM (409) (2-5763) [5-1-0,90] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader THE LIZARD KING NOSE-FACE KILLER THE FUNNY FARM (409) THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) (2-5763) [5-1-0,90] (2-5861) [2-0-1,25] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KINTHIRA KESTRALINE THE GOLDEN FISH (147) THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5705) [19-16-0,82] (2-5783) [9-9-0,49] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM HAMOI TONG (469) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE FUNNY FARM (409) 39 2. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 38 MISNOMERS (672) 3. THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) 26 Unchartered Team 4. HAMOI TONG (469) 15 5. SERPENTS HOLD (664) 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) 7 0 1 100 1/ 1 HAMOI TONG (469) 12 3 0 2- 2*DEATH APPROACHES (675) 2 0 0 100 2/ 3*THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) 7 0 1 3/ 3 MISNOMERS (672) 15 6 0 71.4 3- 2 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 5 3 0 4/ 4 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 154 122 7 55.8 4/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 4 11 0 5/ 5 HAMOI TONG (469) 85 73 5 53.8 5/ 5 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 3 7 0 6/ 6 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 893 951 24 48.4 6/ 6 MISNOMERS (672) 2 2 0 7- 7 SERPENTS HOLD (664) 68 73 1 48.2 7- 7*DEATH APPROACHES (675) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 702): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 707): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 679): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 698): ODD of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 691): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 702): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 707): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 679): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 703): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 698): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 691): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of NIANIA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THE LIZARD KING win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, THE LIZARD KING beat GHUDA III and GHUDA III lost 20 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, NIANIA may be getting bland, as CHAKTIRI stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, NIANIA? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. HAMOI TONG, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was THE FUNNY FARM. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, KINTHIRA was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the NIANIA arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of NIANIA. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE LIZARD KING 5763 5 1 0 90 THE FUNNY FARM (409) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -RATTLER 5766 9 2 0 91 SERPENTS HOLD (664) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ROBOT CHICKEN 5728 13 12 0 83 THE FUNNY FARM (409) KINTHIRA 5705 19 16 0 82 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) PAPEWAIO 4124 16 6 0 76 HAMOI TONG (469) GHUDA III 5786 10 5 0 67 HAMOI TONG (469) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME POLISH CAVALRY 5761 8 3 0 63 MISNOMERS (672) JIRO 5785 10 5 1 61 HAMOI TONG (469) FORBIDDEN FRUIT 5762 7 3 0 61 MISNOMERS (672) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHANCE 5780 6 2 0 54 SERPENTS HOLD (664) KESTRALINE 5783 9 9 0 49 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) ELINTERRI 5794 7 5 0 45 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) KORBRIZT HORON 5742 8 19 0 43 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FROMM 5832 2 0 0 27 SERPENTS HOLD (664) NOSE-FACE KILLER 5861 2 0 1 25 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) THE LAW FIRM 5864 2 0 0 24 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GRONK SPIKE 5862 2 0 0 23 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) -THE JABBERWOCK 5809 2 0 0 16 DEATH APPROACHES (675) -YO SOY FIESTA 5863 1 0 0 15 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (678) -DREW 5815 4 2 0 14 SERPENTS HOLD (664) WILE E COYOTE 5821 1 2 0 13 THE FUNNY FARM (409) LUGBRUK 5822 1 6 0 9 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSISTENT BEGGA 0 0 0 NOSE-FACE KILLER 5861 585 NONE THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BALE 5870 0 1 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 CLARENCE S. VOLE 585 NONE TROUGH 5869 0 1 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 BLACK ORC 585 NONE PERSONAL ADS That Unknown Spymaster is RUDE! It's no wonder he hides his face. -- Kestraline, insulted and brooding Tasaio -- Well, good, sweaty men are so... sweaty. -- Kinthira Papewaio -- Learning seems to be something I'm good at, and I don't want to rock that boat! People always say, "Do what you're good at." -- Kestraline Well, maybe we are fishermen, at least in our off-time. -- the Gladiators of the Golden Fish We congratulate Chaktiri and Tasaio. We'll miss you. -- Jorja and the Golden Fishermen (and women) P.S. Maybe we should throw you a party. Something along the lines of a barbecue or fish fry on the beach? Forbidden Fruit -- I really LIKE forbidden fruit. It's so much sweeter, and I'm sure it has valuable qualities beyond the delicious taste. -- Kestraline Chaktiri -- The nerve of that guy! "None too subtle advances," he says. What a dummy. I'm a RIPPER, dammit, my advances are ALWAYS subtle, and no subtlety is too great. It's IMPORTANT. It mitigates the brutality of the arena life. -- Kinthira Chance -- I've never been lucky. No gambling for me, I *ALWAYS* lose. -- Korbrizt Horon Drew -- Darned golem. -- Elinterri Fromm -- Ack, I hate it when you humm. It makes my nerves stand on end and my hair twitches. I feel like biting people. -- Lugbruk LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BALE was butchered by CLARENCE S. VOLE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. TROUGH was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. PAPEWAIO savagely defeated POLISH CAVALRY in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight. FORBIDDEN FRUIT was bested by KINTHIRA in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fight. WILE E COYOTE slimly won victory over LUGBRUK in a 5 minute gruesome Challenge brawl. CHAKTIRI overpowered ROBOT CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. TASAIO viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory competition. GHUDA III was handily defeated by THE LIZARD KING in a 1 minute uneven Title melee. KORBRIZT HORON was vanquished by JIRO in a 1 minute uneven fight. KESTRALINE viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 6 minute brutal fight. ELINTERRI viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 8 minute brutal bout. NOSE-FACE KILLER murdered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition. GRONK SPIKE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle. THE LAW FIRM devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 0 - 1 100 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 13 - 1 59 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 11 - 1 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 0 54 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 11 - 0 50 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 - 1 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 19 - 0 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 27 - 0 43 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 - 0 40 | Turn 585 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK THE LIZARD KING 5763 5 1 0 90 THE FUNNY FARM (409) TOTAL PARRY ROBOT CHICKEN 5728 13 12 0 83 THE FUNNY FARM (409) PARRY-RIPOSTE KINTHIRA 5705 19 16 0 82 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) BASHING ATTACK PAPEWAIO 4124 16 6 0 76 HAMOI TONG (469) PARRY-STRIKE JIRO 5785 10 5 1 61 HAMOI TONG (469) AIMED BLOW FORBIDDEN FRUIT 5762 7 3 0 61 MISNOMERS (672) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KINTHIRA 5705. The most popular warrior this turn was KESTRALINE 5783. The ten other most popular fighters were PAPEWAIO 4124, ELINTERRI 5794, KINTHIRA 5705, WILE E COYOTE 5821, THE LIZARD KING 5763, LUGBRUK 5822, GHUDA III 5786, GRONK SPIKE 5862, FORBIDDEN FRUIT 5762, and JIRO 5785. The least popular fighter this week was KORBRIZT HORON 5742. The other ten least popular fighters were ROBOT CHICKEN 5728, POLISH CAVALRY 5761, TROUGH 5869, BALE 5870, THE LAW FIRM 5864, NOSE-FACE KILLER 5861, JIRO 5785, FORBIDDEN FRUIT 5762, GRONK SPIKE 5862, and GHUDA III 5786. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: TASAIO (2-4055) HAMOI TONG (469) CHAKTIRI (2-4118) HAMOI TONG (469)