DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/10/2012 Duedate: 12/22/2012 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-599 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS KESTRALINE THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5783) [17-15-0,102] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader KESTRALINE POSITION IS EMPTY THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5783) [17-15-0,102] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KESTRALINE ELINTERRI THE GOLDEN FISH (147) THE GOLDEN FISH (147) (2-5783) [17-15-0,102] (2-5794) [13-13-0,73] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE GOLDEN FISH (147) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 33 2. THE FUNNY FARM (409) 20 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 3. THE RUNAROUND (381) 15 Unchartered Team SORCERERS FIVE (137) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 197 145 10 57.6 1/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 11 4 0 2/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 924 990 24 48.3 2/ 1 THE FUNNY FARM (409) 7 7 1 3/ 5 THE RUNAROUND (381) 29 43 2 40.3 3/ 5 THE RUNAROUND (381) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 716): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 693): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 717): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 712): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 705): SHAWN CARTER of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): WHEELBARROW of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SASSAFRAS LASS of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): EAGLE'S CLAW of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 288): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 550): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 598): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 716): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): THE BLACK COMPANY (?, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 693): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 717): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 712): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 288): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 550): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 598) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 705): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) SPY REPORT Good day, in NIANIA a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. It seems the training can make the difference, as THE FUNNY FARM is pushed out of top team by THE GOLDEN FISH, who came from 2nd with a 4-1-0 this turn. The THE GOLDEN FISH guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, THE GOLDEN SHRIMP fought PERSISTENT BEGGAR and gained 15 points and contributed to THE GOLDEN FISH's 4-1-0. BARRUK has lost to SYLVESTER, falling 8 points, while helping make THE GOLDEN FISH a 4-1-0 turn. And all eyes were on KESTRALINE this turn as she ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. NIANIA has a new victor! Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that Jim's Tap Room uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle! I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher friend of mine assures me this is true. We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and shave it close? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well. Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the sweetest. Always good to rest in NIANIA, but never good to wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in NIANIA again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KESTRALINE 5783 17 15 0 102 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PIGSKIN 5887 9 3 1 89 THE FUNNY FARM (409) KORBRIZT HORON 5742 14 27 0 77 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) ELINTERRI 5794 13 13 0 73 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOLY COW 5886 9 3 2 60 THE FUNNY FARM (409) -MAUL ON WHEELS 2938 8 5 0 59 THE RUNAROUND (381) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WILE E COYOTE 5821 10 6 0 54 THE FUNNY FARM (409) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SYLVESTER 5916 4 1 0 30 THE FUNNY FARM (409) -ARCHED EYELID 5775 5 3 0 27 THE RUNAROUND (381) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE GOLDEN SHRIMP 5923 1 1 0 16 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) -EAU DE PERE 5789 1 6 0 9 THE RUNAROUND (381) BARRUK 5924 1 1 0 7 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MUD 5927 0 1 0 THE FUNNY FARM 409 CLARENCE S. VOLE 599 NONE LUGBRUK 5822 4 15 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147 HOLY COW 5886 597 DA1 5926 0 1 0 THE RUNAROUND 381 ARENAMISTRESS VO 599 NONE PERSONAL ADS Pigskin -- You just kick me around like I was some kind of ball. I've got bruises EVERYWHERE. Really, everywhere. -- Korbrizt Horon P.S. Not that I'm inviting you to look at 'em. If you were a sympathetic, good- looking woman, it might be different. Darned Mercenary. He'll do ANYTHING for money. -- Kestraline Wile E Coyote -- You leave my chickens alone! -- Elinterri Sylvester -- Well, if I have to be a Golden Shrimp, at least I'm female. I suspect it'll be a lot easier to carry this name as a female. -- The Golden Shrimp Beggars, phfaugh! -- Barruk LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MUD was butchered by CLARENCE S. VOLE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. DA1 was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS VORA in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. PIGSKIN was overcome by KESTRALINE in a 2 minute Title match. KORBRIZT HORON savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel. ELINTERRI savagely defeated WILE E COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match. HOLY COW vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched fight. SYLVESTER overpowered BARRUK in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. THE GOLDEN SHRIMP handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 - 0 73 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 8 - 3 72 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 11 - 0 58 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 10 - 0 57 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 1 55 | |AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 599 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY KESTRALINE 5783 17 15 0 102 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) STRIKING ATTACK PIGSKIN 5887 9 3 1 89 THE FUNNY FARM (409) LUNGING ATTACK HOLY COW 5886 9 3 2 60 THE FUNNY FARM (409) PARRY-RIPOSTE WILE E COYOTE 5821 10 6 0 54 THE FUNNY FARM (409) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KESTRALINE 5783. The most popular warrior this turn was ELINTERRI 5794. The ten other most popular fighters were WILE E COYOTE 5821, KORBRIZT HORON 5742, PIGSKIN 5887, SYLVESTER 5916, KESTRALINE 5783, HOLY COW 5886, THE GOLDEN SHRIMP 5923, BARRUK 5924, MUD 5927, and DA1 5926. The least popular fighter this week was DA1 5926. The other ten least popular fighters were MUD 5927, BARRUK 5924, THE GOLDEN SHRIMP 5923, HOLY COW 5886, KESTRALINE 5783, SYLVESTER 5916, PIGSKIN 5887, KORBRIZT HORON 5742, WILE E COYOTE 5821, and ELINTERRI 5794. A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS 12 political points a'pumpin' 11 TVs a'workin' 10 free duels of credit 9 ABs to challenge 8 criticals a'connectin' 7 scums a'dyin' 6 skills a'maxin' 5 A.D. invites 4 lucky warriors 3 size on replacement 2 proxied TCs And a quarterstaff from a pear tree. May your days be merry, And your wins be often. The Consortium