DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/03/2014    Duedate: 03/15/2014

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-631

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAUL ON WHEELS
THE RUNAROUND (381)
(2-2938) [13-5-1,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAUL ON WHEELS                 OOZING MY MIND
THE RUNAROUND (381)            U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
(2-2938) [13-5-1,120]          (2-6035) [3-1-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PETER NETLEY                   HANGMAN
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          DUNGEON CELL (685)
(2-5954) [12-13-0,85]          (2-6048) [1-0-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE RUNAROUND (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL (685)          34
2. U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)        31      THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
3. THE RUNAROUND (381)         19      Unchartered Team
4. DELINQUENTZ (511)            3
5. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)       -4      DELINQUENTZ (511)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DELINQUENTZ (511)          6   1  0 85.7   1/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381)       8  3 0
 2/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    997 %1076 29 48.1   2/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     6  9 0
 3/ 3 THE RUNAROUND (381)       42  54  3 43.8   3/ 4 DUNGEON CELL (685)        5  3 1
 4/ 4 DUNGEON CELL (685)        27  38  3 41.5   4/ 3*U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)      4 10 0
 5/ 5*U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)       7  12  0 36.8   5/ 5*DELINQUENTZ (511)         1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
                          DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
                           TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NIANIA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see BRAVO win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, OOZING MY MIND beat 
AURELISCES and AURELISCES lost 7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, NIANIA may be getting bland, as MAUL ON WHEELS stays top dog in 
the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, NIANIA?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  U PAY I SLAY 2 was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like THE 
RUNAROUND avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you 
ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, LUCKY was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for NIANIA's 
morgue.  More variety.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, MINNOW 
of THE GOLDEN FISH has added the final loss to hers 11-8-0.  Tee hee!  Honor is like 
a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in NIANIA to get a drink than Jim's Tap Room!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this 
winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2938          13   5  1   120       THE RUNAROUND (381)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAVO 5960                   10   1  2   118       DUNGEON CELL (685)
 CUTPURSE 5920                13   3  1    93       DUNGEON CELL (685)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER NETLEY 5954            12  13  0    85       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIKESTAVE 5930               13  18  2    59       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 ARCHED EYELID 5775            8   3  0    57       THE RUNAROUND (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOZING MY MIND 6035           3   1  0    45       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODEM 4392                     3   1  0    33       DELINQUENTZ (511)
-*TOSHA 4391                   3   0  0    33       DELINQUENTZ (511)
 AURELISCES 6010               7   6  0    27       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 ANSWER PACK 5953              3   0  0    26       THE RUNAROUND (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EAU DE PERE 5789              2  10  0    17       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 LUCKY 6031                    2   2  0    15       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
 BARK THE BIGGER 6021          3   4  1    14       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 HANGMAN 6048                  1   0  0    14       DUNGEON CELL (685)
 GENERAL PATTERN 5955          1   2  0     5       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 MAX MURDERER 6052             0   1  0     1       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MINNOW 5964            11  9 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  BRAVO 5960            631   
BOMBATTA 6049           0  2 0 U PAY I SLAY 2 694   STONE GOLEM           631  NONE
BYE 6051                0  1 0 U PAY I SLAY 2 694   WURM KIN              631  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

ELEVEN fights this time!  And only two in the Dark Arena again.  Are we getting busy
here, or what?  Two-three for us, could've been worse.  We'll take it. -- Peter
Netley, pretending not to notice his own fight

Oozing My Mind -- Not MINE, it isn't, um, suitable. -- Bark the Bigger

Oozing -- What he means is, in a one minute fight, you wouldn't have time to FIND his
mind. -- Minnow
P.S.  Cool name.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOMBATTA was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
MAUL ON WHEELS defeated CUTPURSE in a 1 minute master's Title duel.
BRAVO butchered MINNOW in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PETER NETLEY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
PIKESTAVE was savagely defeated by ARCHED EYELID in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
AURELISCES was devastated by OOZING MY MIND in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ODEM viciously subdued EAU DE PERE in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
BARK THE BIGGER lost to LUCKY in a 1 minute duel.
GENERAL PATTERN was defeated by HANGMAN in a popular 4 minute beginner's duel.
ANSWER PACK overpowered MAX MURDERER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   3 -  2      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  20 -  1      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 631 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    MAUL ON WHEELS 2938        13   5  1  120 THE RUNAROUND (381)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRAVO 5960                 10   1  2  118 DUNGEON CELL (685)
STRIKING ATTACK  CUTPURSE 5920              13   3  1   93 DUNGEON CELL (685)
AIMED BLOW       OOZING MY MIND 6035         3   1  0   45 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PETER NETLEY 5954.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HANGMAN 6048.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIKESTAVE 5930, 
PETER NETLEY 5954, ODEM 4392, LUCKY 6031, BOMBATTA 6049, MAUL ON WHEELS 2938, BRAVO 
5960, ARCHED EYELID 5775, OOZING MY MIND 6035, and GENERAL PATTERN 5955.

The least popular fighter this week was MAX MURDERER 6052.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARK THE BIGGER 6021, EAU DE PERE 5789, AURELISCES 6010, MINNOW 
5964, CUTPURSE 5920, BYE 6051, ANSWER PACK 5953, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, OOZING MY MIND 
6035, and ARCHED EYELID 5775.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MAUL ON WHEELS (2-2938) THE RUNAROUND (381)