DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/14/2014    Duedate: 04/26/2014

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-634

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OOZING MY MIND
U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
(2-6035) [6-1-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARCHED EYELID                  OOZING MY MIND
THE RUNAROUND (381)            U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
(2-5775) [9-5-0,66]            (2-6035) [6-1-0,92]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PETER NETLEY                   PETER NETLEY
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-5954) [13-15-0,57]          (2-5954) [13-15-0,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE RUNAROUND (381)         33
2. BLACK COLOSSUS (649)        11      THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
3. U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)         8      Unchartered Team
4. SAM'S TOYS (677)             0
5. DELINQUENTZ (511)            0      BLACK COLOSSUS (649)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*DELINQUENTZ (511)          7   1  0 87.5   1/ 1*U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)      7  5 1
 2- 3*SAM'S TOYS (677)           5   1  0 83.3   2/ 2 THE RUNAROUND (381)       6  6 3
 3/ 1*BLACK COLOSSUS (649)       1   1  0 50.0   3/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     5 10 0
 4/ 4 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    %1002 %1086 29 48.0   4- 3 DUNGEON CELL (685)        3  0 0
 5/ 7*U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)      14  17  1 45.2   5- 5*DELINQUENTZ (511)         1  0 0
 6/ 6 THE RUNAROUND (381)       48  60  6 44.4   6- 7*SAM'S TOYS (677)          1  0 0
 7- 5 DUNGEON CELL (685)        30  38  3 44.1   7/ 6*BLACK COLOSSUS (649)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): MY ADIDAS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 751): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 756): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 752): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 747): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 740): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NIANIA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, THE RUNAROUND, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see TEH HADDOCK win a fight and gain 15 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ARCHED EYELID beat PETER NETLEY and PETER NETLEY lost 9 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, NIANIA may 
be getting bland, as OOZING MY MIND stays top dog in the city.  Jim's Tap Room, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
NIANIA's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for NIANIA's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in NIANIA to get a drink than Jim's Tap Room!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOZING MY MIND 6035           6   1  0    92       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRAVO 5960                   11   1  2   125       DUNGEON CELL (685)
-CUTPURSE 5920                14   3  1    95       DUNGEON CELL (685)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHED EYELID 5775            9   5  0    66       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 PIKESTAVE 5930               14  20  2    64       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-JORMP JUMPER 5834             5   1  0    63       SAM'S TOYS (677)
 PETER NETLEY 5954            13  15  0    57       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANSWER PACK 5953              5   1  1    50       THE RUNAROUND (381)
-ODEM 4392                     4   1  0    36       DELINQUENTZ (511)
 LUCKY 6031                    5   2  0    34       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-*TOSHA 4391                   3   0  0    33       DELINQUENTZ (511)
 GENERAL PATTERN 5955          3   3  1    28       THE RUNAROUND (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AVENGEANT 5481                1   1  0    20       BLACK COLOSSUS (649)
 BARK THE BIGGER 6021          4   6  1    19       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-HANGMAN 6048                  2   0  0    18       DUNGEON CELL (685)
-EAU DE PERE 5789              2  11  0    17       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 TEH HADDOCK 6056              1   1  0    16       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 SAM THE WHALE 6055            1   2  0     6       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AURELISCES 6010         7  7 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  ANSWER PACK 5953      632   
MINNOW 5964            11  9 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  BRAVO 5960            631   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three again and the new guy, who lost, mind you, is kicking up a fuss about his
name.  Bah.  Not to mention I got messed all over with mind-ooze.  Really, that guy
needs a sealant! -- Peter Netley

Damn straight I'm "fussing" about my name!  I checked, and it was NOT submitted the
way it reads now.  But will Jorja fix it?  No, she says it's FUNNY. -- THE Haddock

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OOZING MY MIND devastated PIKESTAVE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
PETER NETLEY lost to ARCHED EYELID in a 3 minute gruesome battle.
ANSWER PACK demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LUCKY bested AVENGEANT in a popular 1 minute contest.
BARK THE BIGGER was overpowered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GENERAL PATTERN vanquished SAM THE WHALE in a 3 minute brutal mismatched fight.
TEH HADDOCK devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   4 -  2      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   3 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   6 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  26 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 634 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       OOZING MY MIND 6035         6   1  0   92 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
WALL OF STEEL    ARCHED EYELID 5775          9   5  0   66 THE RUNAROUND (381)
SLASHING ATTACK  ANSWER PACK 5953            5   1  1   50 THE RUNAROUND (381)
LUNGING ATTACK   LUCKY 6031                  5   2  0   34 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PETER NETLEY 5954.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PETER NETLEY 5954.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUCKY 6031, 
OOZING MY MIND 6035, ARCHED EYELID 5775, ANSWER PACK 5953, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, TEH 
HADDOCK 6056, PIKESTAVE 5930, AVENGEANT 5481, BARK THE BIGGER 6021, and SAM THE WHALE 
6055.

The least popular fighter this week was SAM THE WHALE 6055.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARK THE BIGGER 6021, AVENGEANT 5481, PIKESTAVE 5930, TEH 
HADDOCK 6056, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, ANSWER PACK 5953, ARCHED EYELID 5775, OOZING MY 
MIND 6035, LUCKY 6031, and PETER NETLEY 5954.