DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/04/2014 Duedate: 08/16/2014
NIANIA ARENA
DM-2 TURN-642
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PIKESTAVE
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-5930) [16-26-2,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PIKESTAVE HEAD CHEESE
THE GOLDEN FISH (147) STINKY MEAT (698)
(2-5930) [16-26-2,107] (2-6081) [2-0-0,17]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PETER NETLEY ARCHED EYELID
THE GOLDEN FISH (147) THE RUNAROUND (381)
(2-5954) [15-21-0,66] (2-5775) [16-6-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE RUNAROUND (381)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 22
2. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 10 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
3. YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439) 10 Unchartered Team
4. THE RUNAROUND (381) 5
5. STINKY MEAT (698) 3 STINKY MEAT (698)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2*SAM'S TOYS (677) 6 1 0 85.7 1/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381) 9 4 0
2/ 1*STINKY MEAT (698) 3 1 1 75.0 2/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 8 7 0
3/ 4 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439) 26 16 1 61.9 3/ 4*STINKY MEAT (698) 3 1 1
4- 6*RUMBLE FROGS (696) 1 1 0 50.0 4/ 3 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439) 2 3 0
5/ 5 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694) 21 22 1 48.8 5- 6*SAM'S TOYS (677) 1 0 0
6/ 7 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) %1017 %1111 29 47.8 6/ 5 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694) 1 2 0
7/ 8 THE RUNAROUND (381) 68 77 7 46.9 7/ 9*MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 1 8 0
8/ 9*MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 1 8 0 11.1 8- 8*RUMBLE FROGS (696) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 759): HRUNTLING of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 641): PIKESTAVE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 764): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 736): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 760): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 755): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 763): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWIS PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 748): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 747): DIZZ SCHUIER of HELP WANTED (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 748): SOCRATES OF SHRED of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 714): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 703): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 696): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 647): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 593): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 641): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
(Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 759): UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 641): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 764): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 736): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 760): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 755): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 763): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 748): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 749): STONE COLD (Coach, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 748): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 714): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 703): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 696): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 647): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 593): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 641): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
FRANK N. STEIN of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
ABYSSINIAN of CAT'S MEOW (LHI, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 748): JOE MAMA of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 703): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 593): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
KIM NEUW of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NIANIA, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! THE GOLDEN FISH posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd.
Everybody loves a winner... THE RUNAROUND had cause to celebrate, after ANSWER PACK
got 8 points by beating PETER NETLEY. A certain someone should cut down on the
drinking and practice more, after losing 6 points to SAM THE WHALE. (Discrete
enough, HARDY BART?) Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by OOZING
MY MIND, of U PAY I SLAY 2, who despite a 11-4-0 couldn't overcome NIANIA's Number 1.
Word has it one team in NIANIA is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a
charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE RUNAROUND, alone and unchallenged.
The warriors of THE RUNAROUND found their efforts at combat frustrated as YELLOWSTONE
YOGIS apparently had more important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for
fifteen minutes, and ARCHED EYELID is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't
THE RUNAROUND proud! BRAD PENNY challenged ARCHED EYELID! Who says YELLOWSTONE
YOGIS are just a bunch of wimps! BRAD PENNY of YELLOWSTONE YOGIS kept his wits as he
was overcame by ARCHED EYELID.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. NIANIA, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at Jim's Tap Room. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIKESTAVE 5930 16 26 2 107 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARCHED EYELID 5775 16 6 0 101 THE RUNAROUND (381)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOZING MY MIND 6035 11 4 0 88 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
ANSWER PACK 5953 10 4 1 83 THE RUNAROUND (381)
BRAD PENNY 4787 7 3 0 79 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
-JORMP JUMPER 5834 6 1 0 77 SAM'S TOYS (677)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PETER NETLEY 5954 15 21 0 66 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
MIKE PIAZZA 3621 5 0 0 61 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUCKY 6031 7 3 0 54 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
GENERAL PATTERN 5955 7 7 2 47 THE RUNAROUND (381)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM THE WHALE 6055 5 6 0 33 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EAU DE PERE 5789 2 16 0 22 THE RUNAROUND (381)
TEH HADDOCK 6056 5 5 0 21 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
HARDY BART 6077 2 1 0 21 THE RUNAROUND (381)
-ONE LEG LEAP 6061 1 1 0 18 RUMBLE FROGS (696)
HEAD CHEESE 6081 2 0 0 17 STINKY MEAT (698)
BUTTER THE BEST 6066 2 4 0 13 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
DEPP 6071 1 1 0 8 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
GWAR 6074 0 2 0 6 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIG'S FEET 6082 1 1 1 5 STINKY MEAT (698)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOB 6089 0 1 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 697 MOUNTAIN TROLL 642 NONE
GARY 6091 0 1 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 697 CLARENCE S. VOLE 642 NONE
PIPER 6070 0 1 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 697 PIG'S FEET 6082 641
PERSONAL ADS
I dunno what "the ex-Duelmaster's habit" was, but he left this place a MESS. Nobody
told me being duelmaster meant scrubbing out the Hot Seat. It was things like this
that had me leaving home! Cheese Louise! -- Pikestave
Answer Pack -- What were you DOING here? The upholstery is in tatters. -- Pikestave
Arched Eyelid -- I hope that darned eyelid FALLS OFF. -- Peter Netley the totally
annoyed
Mike Piazza -- What do I know from dwarves? -- Sam the Put-Upon Whale
Hardy Bart -- So you cost me four points. Big deal. If Jorja would get my NAME
fixed, things might be different. -- THE Haddock
P.S. Not that I think *I* am FISHY. Where does she get off with that name?
Depp -- How can you be anti-butter? You must be DEMENTED. -- Butter the Best
Oozing My Mind -- I hope your insurance expires! -- Layamon Harish, Insurance Agent
General Pattern -- Yeah, and I don't LIKE this pattern. Time to CHANGE it. -- Doland
Sork, Captured Orc du jour
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GARY was butchered by CLARENCE S. VOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOB was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BRAD PENNY was savagely defeated by ARCHED EYELID in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
PIG'S FEET was bested by BUTTER THE BEST in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PIKESTAVE defeated OOZING MY MIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Title match.
PETER NETLEY was vanquished by ANSWER PACK in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MIKE PIAZZA bested GENERAL PATTERN in a popular 1 minute competition.
HARDY BART was unbelievably bested by SAM THE WHALE in a 1 minute melee.
HEAD CHEESE defeated GWAR in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TEH HADDOCK defeated DEPP in a 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 21 - 16 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 - 2 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 642 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ARCHED EYELID 5775 16 6 0 101 THE RUNAROUND (381)
AIMED BLOW OOZING MY MIND 6035 11 4 0 88 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
SLASHING ATTACK ANSWER PACK 5953 10 4 1 83 THE RUNAROUND (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PETER NETLEY 5954. The most popular warrior this
turn was ARCHED EYELID 5775. The ten other most popular fighters were MIKE PIAZZA
3621, BRAD PENNY 4787, PIKESTAVE 5930, HEAD CHEESE 6081, BUTTER THE BEST 6066, OOZING
MY MIND 6035, ANSWER PACK 5953, HARDY BART 6077, SAM THE WHALE 6055, and TEH HADDOCK
6056.
The least popular fighter this week was GENERAL PATTERN 5955. The other ten least
popular fighters were BOB 6089, DEPP 6071, GWAR 6074, PETER NETLEY 5954, PIG'S FEET
6082, GARY 6091, TEH HADDOCK 6056, SAM THE WHALE 6055, HARDY BART 6077, and ANSWER
PACK 5953.
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85. If you requested that your team be placed in a
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Effective immediately, any
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically
deleted a month after the tournament. If you have questions about any of your teams,
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI