DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/13/2014    Duedate: 10/25/2014

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-647

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OOZING MY MIND
U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
(2-6035) [15-5-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OOZING MY MIND                 HEAD CHEESE
U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)           STINKY MEAT (698)
(2-6035) [15-5-0,118]          (2-6081) [7-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PIKESTAVE                      HEAD CHEESE
THE GOLDEN FISH (147)          STINKY MEAT (698)
(2-5930) [17-30-2,83]          (2-6081) [7-0-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE RUNAROUND (381)         35
2. HOMUNCULUS (695)            11      U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
3. U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)         9      Unchartered Team
4. STINKY MEAT (698)            7
5. YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)      0      HOMUNCULUS (695)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HOMUNCULUS (695)           3   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     7  8 0
 2/ 2*STINKY MEAT (698)         11   3  1 78.6   2/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381)       5  7 0
 3- 3 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)   30  17  1 63.8   3/ 3*STINKY MEAT (698)         4  2 0
 4/ 5 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)      25  23  1 52.1   4/ 6 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)      3  0 0
 5/ 8 THE RUNAROUND (381)       79  86  9 47.9   5/ 7*HOMUNCULUS (695)          3  0 0
 6/ 7 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    %1025 %1128 29 47.6   6- 5 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)   2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 764): ROCK RHYMES of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 768): ORGAN GRINDER of I WANT YOU (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 741): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 765): TEQUILA of BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 760): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 753): DARWIN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): WHISKERS of PORN IN A BARN (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): HORVANTH IRNDE of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 702): ROCKSNAIL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): RUNAWAY JIM of PHISH (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 312): DALAN HILLEI of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 305): FLAMING MOE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 598): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 646): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
                                                   (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 764): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 769): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 741): THUNDERCATS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 765): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 760): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 753): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 702): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 312): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 305): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 598): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 646): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 768): ORGAN GRINDER of I WANT YOU (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 741): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): SEYMORE GUTTS of U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 759): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 753): DARWIN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 753): DIZZ SCHUIER of HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for NIANIA.  MVP award for ARCHED EYELID?  THE 
RUNAROUND's proud of him after beating PIKESTAVE and getting 24 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  GENERAL PATTERN got smashed by HEAD CHEESE, and lost 15 points! 
This Duelmaster is like something else!  OOZING MY MIND stopped PETER NETLEY dead in 
his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask 
me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  THE GOLDEN 
FISH was NIANIA's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know 
what STINKY MEAT's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from THE GOLDEN FISH, that's fer sher.  Can THE RUNAROUND's GENERAL PATTERN be more 
popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All NIANIA ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  NIANIA is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOZING MY MIND 6035          15   5  0   118       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIKE PIAZZA 3621              9   0  0   109       YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
 ARCHED EYELID 5775           19   8  0    96       THE RUNAROUND (381)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANSWER PACK 5953             12   7  2    85       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 PIKESTAVE 5930               17  30  2    83       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAD CHEESE 6081              7   0  0    66       STINKY MEAT (698)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCKY 6031                    7   3  0    54       U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
 GENERAL PATTERN 5955         10   9  2    48       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 HARDY BART 6077               5   3  1    46       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 TEH HADDOCK 6056              7   8  0    44       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 CORTICAL GIANT 6042           3   0  0    41       HOMUNCULUS (695)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAM THE WHALE 6055            7   9  0    30       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 BUTTER THE BEST 6066          4   7  0    24       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EAU DE PERE 5789              2  16  0    22       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 PIG'S FEET 6082               4   3  1    20       STINKY MEAT (698)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRAD PENNY 4787         7  4 0 YELLOWSTONE YOGI 439 ANSWER PACK 5953      643  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three this time, and my graduation, which I had not expected quite so soon.  I
mean, I only have fifty fights!  And no, fifty fights is not a magic number.  I could
show you colleagues across Alastari who have exceeded fifty fights and not been
called to the Isle.  There must be some other factor beyond the simple survival of
fifty fights, but I don't know what it is.  One hundred fights, now, that IS an
automatic graduation, but few get a chance to achieve it. -- Peter Netley
P.S.  No standbys today.

Pig's Feet -- You CURDLED my butter.  It's all full of... stuff.  Ick.
P.S.  You could wash those feet, you know.  Then they might not stink.

Oozing My Mind -- Yes, and I'm still scraping it off my armor.  That's a thing I
won't miss. -- Peter Netley

Arched Eyelid -- Hmm.  If you didn't spend so much time arching your eyelids at the
women in the stands... I might have lost!  I guess if you have to be stuck-up, well,
it's to MY advantage. -- Pikestave, who should have graduated before Peter, dammit!

Hardy Bart -- You know, sometimes I wonder why I came north to gladiate.  People call
me a whale (unwarranted, I have a teammate who's bigger), laugh at my nose, and try
to peel off my lovely golden hide.  I just don't like it. -- Sam the Whale

Cortical Giant -- How hideous!  SMOTHERED by a flying cortex!  And I was doing just
fine without it. -- THE Haddock
P.S.  I still think fixing my name would help, but Jorja won't hear of it.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEAD CHEESE devastated GENERAL PATTERN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PIG'S FEET was demolished by CORTICAL GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
OOZING MY MIND overpowered PETER NETLEY in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Title duel.
PIKESTAVE was overpowered by ARCHED EYELID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANSWER PACK devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SAM THE WHALE was overpowered by HARDY BART in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TEH HADDOCK overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
BUTTER THE BEST vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  13 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  19 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       OOZING MY MIND 6035        15   5  0  118 U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)
WALL OF STEEL    ARCHED EYELID 5775         19   8  0   96 THE RUNAROUND (381)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ANSWER PACK 5953           12   7  2   85 THE RUNAROUND (381)
TOTAL PARRY      GENERAL PATTERN 5955       10   9  2   48 THE RUNAROUND (381)
BASHING ATTACK   HARDY BART 6077             5   3  1   46 THE RUNAROUND (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PIKESTAVE 5930.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HEAD CHEESE 6081.  The ten other most popular fighters were OOZING MY MIND 6035, 
ARCHED EYELID 5775, ANSWER PACK 5953, HARDY BART 6077, TEH HADDOCK 6056, GENERAL 
PATTERN 5955, CORTICAL GIANT 6042, PIKESTAVE 5930, BUTTER THE BEST 6066, and PIG'S 
FEET 6082.

The least popular fighter this week was SAM THE WHALE 6055.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PIG'S FEET 6082, BUTTER THE BEST 6066, PIKESTAVE 5930, CORTICAL 
GIANT 6042, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, TEH HADDOCK 6056, HARDY BART 6077, ANSWER PACK 
5953, ARCHED EYELID 5775, and OOZING MY MIND 6035.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OOZING MY MIND (2-6035) U PAY I SLAY 2 (694)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PETER NETLEY (2-5954) THE GOLDEN FISH (147)