DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/10/2014 Duedate: 11/22/2014
NIANIA ARENA
DM-2 TURN-649
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ARCHED EYELID
THE RUNAROUND (381)
(2-5775) [21-8-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ARCHED EYELID HEAD CHEESE
THE RUNAROUND (381) STINKY MEAT (698)
(2-5775) [21-8-0,109] (2-6081) [8-1-0,71]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PIKESTAVE FLO
THE GOLDEN FISH (147) MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
(2-5930) [18-31-2,91] (2-6092) [0-1-0,5]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE RUNAROUND (381)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 39
2. THE RUNAROUND (381) 32 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
3. HOMUNCULUS (695) 3 Unchartered Team
4. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) -1
5. STINKY MEAT (698) -2 HOMUNCULUS (695)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*HOMUNCULUS (695) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 2 THE RUNAROUND (381) 10 3 0
2/ 1*STINKY MEAT (698) 12 4 1 75.0 2/ 1 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 7 8 0
3/ 3 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439) 31 19 1 62.0 3/ 0*MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 3 1 0
4/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381) 86 88 9 49.4 4/ 5*HOMUNCULUS (695) 2 1 0
5/ 5 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) %1030 %1133 29 47.6 5/ 3*STINKY MEAT (698) 2 2 0
6/ 0*MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 4 9 0 30.8 6/ 4 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in NIANIA a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. It seems the training can make the
difference, as THE GOLDEN FISH is pushed out of top team by THE RUNAROUND, who came
from 2nd with a 4-0-0 this turn. And let's see, LUCY fought MORDANT DESERTER and
gained 15 points and contributed to MENTOR DEMENTOR's 3-1-0. TEH HADDOCK has lost to
HARDY BART, falling 10 points, while helping make THE GOLDEN FISH a 2-3-0 turn. This
week's Duelmaster bout was between ARCHED EYELID and our Duelmaster MIKE PIAZZA,
making a challenge. And not without some honor, ARCHED EYELID now claims the title
and throne of Duelmaster of NIANIA. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at Jim's Tap Room until they win.
Maybe?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. THE RUNAROUND has cause to stand
tall, as they were NIANIA's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team
to beat. And guess who avoided THE RUNAROUND stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was YELLOWSTONE YOGIS. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was
THE RUNAROUND's warrior ARCHED EYELID. More fighters challenged him than challenged
the Duelmaster!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their
enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARCHED EYELID 5775 21 8 0 109 THE RUNAROUND (381)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANSWER PACK 5953 14 7 2 99 THE RUNAROUND (381)
MIKE PIAZZA 3621 10 1 0 97 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
PIKESTAVE 5930 18 31 2 91 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEAD CHEESE 6081 8 1 0 71 STINKY MEAT (698)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARDY BART 6077 7 3 1 59 THE RUNAROUND (381)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GENERAL PATTERN 5955 11 10 2 47 THE RUNAROUND (381)
TEH HADDOCK 6056 8 9 0 40 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
CORTICAL GIANT 6042 4 1 0 40 HOMUNCULUS (695)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM THE WHALE 6055 7 11 0 32 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
BUTTER THE BEST 6066 5 8 0 32 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EAU DE PERE 5789 2 17 0 23 THE RUNAROUND (381)
-PIG'S FEET 6082 4 3 1 20 STINKY MEAT (698)
DEPP 6071 2 1 0 17 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
GWAR 6074 1 2 0 16 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
LUCY 6090 1 0 0 15 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
GLITTERING REEF 6102 2 0 0 14 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
FLO 6092 0 1 0 5 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALBERT PUJOLS 6078 0 1 0 YELLOWSTONE YOGI 439 DARK CHAMPION 649 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Oh, so cool! Debby Tonte was impressed by my gain of 12 points! -- Glittering Reef
I was "most challenged"? Try "only challenged." -- Pikestave, unhappy with the
"rewards" of advancement and experience
Three-two this time. Not so bad, when you come down to it. After all, we've done
worse! -- Pikestave
Mike Piazza -- I don't see how you can handle a sword when you're twisted into a
pretzel. -- Pikestave
Cortical Giant -- Ha! -- THE Haddock
Hardy Bart -- I do wish you wouldn't go around shouting that you're "Ahab's nephew."
-- Sam the Whale, disturbed
Eau de Pere -- Well, when' you're that big, I suppose it's no surprise that you kept
tripping over your own feet. -- Butter the Best
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALBERT PUJOLS was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MIKE PIAZZA lost to ARCHED EYELID in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
ANSWER PACK handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HEAD CHEESE lost to PIKESTAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
CORTICAL GIANT defeated SAM THE WHALE in a 1 minute brutal fight.
HARDY BART devastated TEH HADDOCK in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
GENERAL PATTERN bested BUTTER THE BEST in a 4 minute match.
DEPP devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GWAR handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GLITTERING REEF unbelievably bested FLO in a action packed 3 minute novice's duel.
LUCY overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 14 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 649 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ARCHED EYELID 5775 21 8 0 109 THE RUNAROUND (381)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK ANSWER PACK 5953 14 7 2 99 THE RUNAROUND (381)
AIMED BLOW MIKE PIAZZA 3621 10 1 0 97 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS (439)
BASHING ATTACK HARDY BART 6077 7 3 1 59 THE RUNAROUND (381)
TOTAL PARRY GENERAL PATTERN 5955 11 10 2 47 THE RUNAROUND (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PIKESTAVE 5930. The most popular warrior this turn
was FLO 6092. The ten other most popular fighters were BUTTER THE BEST 6066,
PIKESTAVE 5930, MIKE PIAZZA 3621, ARCHED EYELID 5775, ANSWER PACK 5953, HEAD CHEESE
6081, CORTICAL GIANT 6042, HARDY BART 6077, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, and DEPP 6071.
The least popular fighter this week was GLITTERING REEF 6102. The other ten least
popular fighters were TEH HADDOCK 6056, SAM THE WHALE 6055, ALBERT PUJOLS 6078, LUCY
6090, GWAR 6074, DEPP 6071, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, HARDY BART 6077, CORTICAL GIANT
6042, and HEAD CHEESE 6081.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ARCHED EYELID (2-5775) THE RUNAROUND (381)
PIKESTAVE (2-5930) THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DEADLY BEAR 3688 (187-151-0) 3 3 0 THE BEARS
MORTICIAN 3890 (110-30-2) 1 4 0 INTIMIDATING
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BURGLAR 5431 (62-62-0) 11 3 0 INQUISITION SL5
THE BUNNY GOD 5631 (17-0-0) 6 3 0 042909A
THE SHOCKER 5356 (61-48-1) 4 3 0 INQUISITION SL5
LOST BLONDE 2242 (63-42-1) 2 3 0 MY EX-WIFE
THE MONARCH 5688 (70-37-0) 2 3 0 042909A
TRIFFID 3408 (81-85-1) 0 5 0 CREAM OF THE SLOP
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BOXOFROX 3616 (85-77-6) 2 3 0 CREAM OF THE SLOP
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
P.M.S. 2716 (36-37-1) 15 1 0 MY EX-WIFE
SKIDMARK BUG 5711 (49-29-2) 4 3 0 042909A
BOLD MR. WASABI 5622 (12-0-0) 1 3 0 042909A
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 5627 (37-35-1) 15 2 0 042909A
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 5762 (28-28-0) 3 3 0 MISNOMERS
GOPHER BAROQUE 3359 (86-74-0) 3 3 0 CREAM OF THE SLOP
SHOCKING 5352 (23-19-0) 3 3 0 INQUISITION SL5
AMBEERDEXTROUS 5618 (41-32-1) 1 3 0 042909A
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JORMP JUMPER 5834 (6-1-0) 7 3 0 SAM'S TOYS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GOLDEN DRAKE 5970 (0-0-0) 10 3 0 INQUISITION SL5
ONE LEG LEAP 6061 (1-1-0) 5 3 0 RUMBLE FROGS
SKITZO 4989 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 HATEFUL
D.N.C. 5428 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 HATEFUL
GATLITH 6026 (4-0-0) 2 3 0 2ND DIRE LANCERS
FENZE 6024 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 2ND DIRE LANCERS
MIKE PIAZZA 3621 (3-0-0) 0 3 0 YELLOWSTONE YOGIS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RITHLO 6022 (1-1-0) 4 3 0 2ND DIRE LANCERS
RUSTY MANACLE 6047 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DUNGEON CELL
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPRING PEEPER 6062 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 RUMBLE FROGS
DEPP 6071 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR
GWAR 6074 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR
FROG ORSO 6064 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 RUMBLE FROGS
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.