DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/16/2015    Duedate: 02/28/2015

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-656

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEAD CHEESE
STINKY MEAT (698)
(2-6081) [13-3-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEAD CHEESE                    LUCY
STINKY MEAT (698)              MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
(2-6081) [13-3-0,100]          (2-6090) [6-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HEAD CHEESE                    GUPPY
STINKY MEAT (698)              THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
(2-6081) [13-3-0,100]          (2-6111) [3-3-1,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)       46
2. THE RUNAROUND (381)         22      STINKY MEAT (698)
3. STINKY MEAT (698)            5      Unchartered Team
4. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)        4
5. INQUISITION SL5 (631)        0      MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 STINKY MEAT (698)         17   6  1 73.9   1/ 4*MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)     7  1 0
 2- 2 INQUISITION SL5 (631)     31  17  1 64.6   2/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381)       7  5 1
 3/ 3 HOMUNCULUS (695)           9   6  0 60.0   3/ 2 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     4 11 1
 4/ 4*MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)     19  16  1 54.3   4/ 5 STINKY MEAT (698)         3  0 0
 5- 5*FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)     2   2  0 50.0   5/ 3 HOMUNCULUS (695)          3  3 0
 6/ 6 THE RUNAROUND (381)      100 102 11 49.5   6- 6*FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)    2  2 0
 7/ 7 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    %1044 %1154 31 47.5   7- 7*OBELISK 002 (701)         1  1 0
 8- 8*HATEFUL (587)              7   8  0 46.7   8- 8*HATEFUL (587)             1  4 0
 9- 9*OBELISK 002 (701)          3   4  1 42.9   9- 9 INQUISITION SL5 (631)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for NIANIA.  Like, THE RUNAROUND had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MENTOR DEMENTOR!  Way to go MENTOR 
DEMENTOR!  MENTOR DEMENTOR like really fought hard to move up to 1st from 4th.  Way 
to go!  MVP award for CRYINARA?  THE RUNAROUND's proud of him after beating MARINA 
and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MARINA got smashed by 
CRYINARA, and lost 17 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  HEAD CHEESE 
stopped GENERAL PATTERN dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said NIANIA's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Jim's Tap Room?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  HATEFUL was the most avoided team.  Is a 7-8-0 record really that 
scary?  I don't know what MENTOR DEMENTOR's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from HATEFUL, that's fer sher.  Like, is TEH HADDOCK popular, 
or what?  He was challenged the most in all of NIANIA!  He's got a 11-13-0, is that 
good?  DEPP must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged 
TEH HADDOCK.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 
DEPP showed great skill and promise when he won victory over TEH HADDOCK.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All NIANIA ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAD CHEESE 6081             13   3  0   100       STINKY MEAT (698)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENERAL PATTERN 5955         14  14  2    70       THE RUNAROUND (381)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCY 6090                     6   0  0    66       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
 DEPP 6071                     6   1  0    61       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
 CORTICAL GIANT 6042           8   4  0    57       HOMUNCULUS (695)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARDY BART 6077              10   7  2    56       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 TEH HADDOCK 6056             11  13  0    46       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 GWAR 6074                     5   4  0    37       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
 BUTTER THE BEST 6066          8  12  0    36       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-SKITZO 4989                   1   1  0    36       HATEFUL (587)
-GOLDEN DRAKE 5970             0   1  0    35       INQUISITION SL5 (631)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUPPY 6111                    3   3  1    28       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-D.N.C. 5428                   1   1  0    28       HATEFUL (587)
 SEDAN OF BAN 6112             3   2  0    26       THE RUNAROUND (381)
-OZWEEPAY 5004                 2   1  0    25       HATEFUL (587)
 EAU DE PERE 5789              2  18  0    24       THE RUNAROUND (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BITTER PILL 6104              2   0  0    22       OBELISK 002 (701)
 CRYINARA 6131                 1   0  0    22       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 GLITTERING REEF 6102          5   4  1    20       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-PIG'S FEET 6082               4   3  1    20       STINKY MEAT (698)
-SPRING CHICKEN 6085           1   0  0    16       FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)
-TRUE COLOURS 6087             1   0  0    14       FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)
 CHAZZ 6132                    1   0  0    13       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
 SCALE MODEL 6039              1   2  0    12       HOMUNCULUS (695)
-DA RUNAWAY 4991               2   1  0    11       HATEFUL (587)
-GRIBBLE 4992                  1   1  0     6       HATEFUL (587)
-KITTY KAT 6107                1   1  1     5       OBELISK 002 (701)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARINA 6130                   1   1  0     4       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHANEY 6108             0  1 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 697  GUPPY 6111            653   
HEB 6133                0  1 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 697  BLACK ORC             656  NONE
SAM THE WHALE 6055      8 15 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  HARDY BART 6077       654   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Editor -- Did the machine eat my personals or was I too lazy to send something in
last turn.  So hard to tell. -- slugbait

     The machine ate them.  All that came through was your header.

Butter the best -- Yummy, yummy, buttered brain. -- Cortical

Glittering Reef -- Are you allowed to hit back.  That's not nice. -- Scale Model

We salute the tourney participants, with a special nod for the tourney victors:
Burglar, Bold Mr. Wasabi, and Jormp Jumper. -- Jorja and the Golden Fish

One-four, not impressive.  Still, it's as well for the newcomer to begin with a win,
it may be the last she sees this season. -- THE Haddock

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEB was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUCY won victory over HARDY BART in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
DEPP demolished TEH HADDOCK in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
SCALE MODEL was devastated by GWAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HEAD CHEESE demolished GENERAL PATTERN in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
BUTTER THE BEST was vanquished by CORTICAL GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GUPPY overpowered EAU DE PERE in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GLITTERING REEF was overcome by SEDAN OF BAN in a 2 minute melee.
MARINA was vanquished by CRYINARA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHAZZ overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  12 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 656 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HEAD CHEESE 6081           13   3  0  100 STINKY MEAT (698)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEPP 6071                   6   1  0   61 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
BASHING ATTACK   CORTICAL GIANT 6042         8   4  0   57 HOMUNCULUS (695)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEAD CHEESE 6081.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GUPPY 6111.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEDAN OF BAN 6112, 
LUCY 6090, DEPP 6071, GWAR 6074, HEAD CHEESE 6081, CORTICAL GIANT 6042, CRYINARA 
6131, HARDY BART 6077, GLITTERING REEF 6102, and CHAZZ 6132.

The least popular fighter this week was MARINA 6130.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EAU DE PERE 5789, BUTTER THE BEST 6066, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, SCALE 
MODEL 6039, TEH HADDOCK 6056, HEB 6133, CHAZZ 6132, GLITTERING REEF 6102, HARDY BART 
6077, and CRYINARA 6131.

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI