DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/30/2015    Duedate: 04/11/2015

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEPP
MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
(2-6071) [9-1-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEPP                           POSITION IS EMPTY
MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)          
(2-6071) [9-1-0,111]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HEAD CHEESE                    DEPP
STINKY MEAT (698)              MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
(2-6081) [15-4-0,92]           (2-6071) [9-1-0,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)       60
2. THE RUNAROUND (381)         12      STINKY MEAT (698)
3. STINKY MEAT (698)           12      Unchartered Team
4. THE GOLDEN FISH (147)        9
5. HOMUNCULUS (695)             2      SCARLET KNIGHTS (442)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 STINKY MEAT (698)         19   7  1 73.1   1/ 1 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)    11  3 0
 2/ 2 HOMUNCULUS (695)          12   7  1 63.2   2/ 2 THE RUNAROUND (381)       7  5 0
 3/ 3 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)     30  19  1 61.2   3/ 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)     6  9 0
 4/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381)      107 107 11 50.0   4/ 4 HOMUNCULUS (695)          3  1 1
 5/ 5 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)    %1050 %1163 31 47.4   5/ 5 STINKY MEAT (698)         2  1 0
 6- 6*HATEFUL (587)              9  15  0 37.5   6- 6*HATEFUL (587)             2  7 0
 7- 7*NIGHT COURT (637)          1   4  0 20.0   7- 7*NIGHT COURT (637)         1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in NIANIA this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, GWAR fought VETERAN MERCENARY and 
gained 23 points and contributed to MENTOR DEMENTOR's 4-1-0.  GENERAL PATTERN has 
lost to HEAD CHEESE, falling 8 points, while helping make THE RUNAROUND a 2-2-0 turn. 
Defending his title for another turn, DEPP kept NIANIA's warrior, VETERAN MERCENARY, 
from claiming the throne.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at Jim's Tap Room?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  THE RUNAROUND has cause to stand tall, as they were NIANIA's 
most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And avoiding THE 
RUNAROUND more than any other team we find MENTOR DEMENTOR.  NIANIA, are we going to 
accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this turn was THE 
RUNAROUND's warrior GENERAL PATTERN.  More fighters challenged him than challenged 
the Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in NIANIA and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in NIANIA again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEPP 6071                     9   1  0   111       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAD CHEESE 6081             15   4  0    92       STINKY MEAT (698)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCY 6090                     8   1  0    84       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
 GWAR 6074                     8   4  0    80       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
 GENERAL PATTERN 5955         15  16  2    73       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 HARDY BART 6077              13   7  2    70       THE RUNAROUND (381)
 CORTICAL GIANT 6042          11   4  1    68       HOMUNCULUS (695)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEH HADDOCK 6056             12  15  0    51       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 SEDAN OF BAN 6112             5   3  0    44       THE RUNAROUND (381)
-SKITZO 4989                   1   3  0    38       HATEFUL (587)
 MARINA 6130                   4   1  0    35       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLITTERING REEF 6102          7   5  1    32       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
-D.N.C. 5428                   2   2  0    32       HATEFUL (587)
 DEXTER 6140                   2   0  0    25       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
-EAU DE PERE 5789              2  18  0    24       THE RUNAROUND (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAZZ 6132                    2   1  0    23       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
-PIG'S FEET 6082               4   3  1    20       STINKY MEAT (698)
-OZWEEPAY 5004                 2   3  0    19       HATEFUL (587)
 GUPPY 6111                    3   6  1    16       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
 CRYINARA 6131                 2   2  0    15       THE RUNAROUND (381)
-HARRY STONE 5399              1   0  0    13       NIGHT COURT (637)
-SCALE MODEL 6039              1   3  0     6       HOMUNCULUS (695)
-CHRISTINE SULLIVAN 5398       0   1  0     3       NIGHT COURT (637)
 TINSELFISHE 6142              0   1  0     1       THE GOLDEN FISH (147)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUTTER THE BEST 6066    8 14 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147  CORTICAL GIANT 6042   658   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Five dead, and one of them is us!  He may not have been the best gladiator, but he
was the best Butter.  Alas that I made fun of him, I wished him no such ill.  Two-
three and a death.  Were it not that I know it is what THEY wish of me, I would throw
myself about and wail lavishly at this poor showing, but as it is, eh.  Not a lucky
turn for us. -- THE Haddock

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEAD CHEESE devastated GENERAL PATTERN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DEPP vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title battle.
LUCY vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GWAR overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CORTICAL GIANT bested SEDAN OF BAN in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
HARDY BART overpowered TEH HADDOCK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CHAZZ was defeated by GLITTERING REEF in a 6 minute beginner vs. expert melee.
MARINA vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
GUPPY was overpowered by DEXTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRYINARA handily defeated TINSELFISHE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        26 -  12 -  0      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  15 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  21 -  1      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DEPP 6071                   9   1  0  111 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
AIMED BLOW       HEAD CHEESE 6081           15   4  0   92 STINKY MEAT (698)
BASHING ATTACK   HARDY BART 6077            13   7  2   70 THE RUNAROUND (381)
WALL OF STEEL    MARINA 6130                 4   1  0   35 THE GOLDEN FISH (147)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEAD CHEESE 6081.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEPP 6071.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 6081, GWAR 
6074, CORTICAL GIANT 6042, CHAZZ 6132, CRYINARA 6131, LUCY 6090, HARDY BART 6077, 
MARINA 6130, DEXTER 6140, and SEDAN OF BAN 6112.

The least popular fighter this week was GLITTERING REEF 6102.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TINSELFISHE 6142, GUPPY 6111, TEH HADDOCK 6056, GENERAL PATTERN 
5955, SEDAN OF BAN 6112, DEXTER 6140, MARINA 6130, HARDY BART 6077, LUCY 6090, and 
CRYINARA 6131.

                                 JASPER GULCH:  DM 85

     Zeb Karan around the big table.  Arena staff of all ranks and titles sat and 
stared at each other:  arenamasters, standbys, Dark Arena warriors, stewards and 
infirmarians, even the maintenance crew.  This was not the first time they'd met like 
this, and it probably wouldn't be the last.
     "So this is it again, is it?" Lew Voth asked.  "Less than seven years since they 
closed Dwes Eg to new teams, and now they're closing Blackstone?"
     "Only to new teams," one of the spymasters pointed out.  "And it's necessary.  
There are several file rooms we haven't been able to enter in months because they're 
too full of team records."
     "Nothing you couldn't fix with a lighted match," Jame Rinvar suggested.  
Technically he should not have been there, since he'd taken over full time as the 
arenamaster of Shadowspire.  But no one wanted to tell him to leave.
     "We may NEED those records one of these days," Chief Steward Hesselrod protested.  
"We can't burn RECORDS."
     "I could," Rinvar said.
     "But you won't."  Voth pinned him with a stare.  "Don't stir up trouble for its 
own sake, Jame."
     Rinvar raised his hand in a gesture of surrender.  "I'll be good, Lew."
     "When are they shutting down Blackstone?"
     "To new teams only, remember--the old ones will keep fighting if their managers 
want to pay the fees.  This week.  Maybe next week.  Hard to be sure, when you travel 
from Alastari to anywhere else, there's a time distortion effect.  But probably this 
week.  Same operating rules as Dwes Eg (82):  no new teams in, but the old ones can 
recruit new members.  New teams will go to the new place--"  Zeb Karan cast a look of 
enquiry around the room.
     "Jasper Gulch," a steward said.
     "Right.  New teams will go to Jasper Gulch.  I'm not sure the day for it, probably 
'opposite' Blackstone in the schedule.  A regular two-week cycle.  Teams can be 
transfered in from regular arenas, I suppose, but not OUT."
     Voth nodded.  "We can work with this."
     "Beats not working."