DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/13/2015 Duedate: 04/25/2015 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-660 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DEPP MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) (2-6071) [10-1-0,117] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader DEPP POSITION IS EMPTY MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) (2-6071) [10-1-0,117] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite HEAD CHEESE CHAZZ STINKY MEAT (698) MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) (2-6081) [16-4-0,94] (2-6132) [3-1-0,25] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE RUNAROUND (381) 10 2. THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 6 STINKY MEAT (698) 3. STINKY MEAT (698) 2 Unchartered Team 4. HOMUNCULUS (695) 0 5. NIGHT COURT (637) 0 MASTERS OF MYTH (392) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 STINKY MEAT (698) 20 7 1 74.1 1/ 1 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 10 4 0 2/ 3 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 33 21 1 61.1 2/ 2 THE RUNAROUND (381) 7 5 1 3/ 2 HOMUNCULUS (695) 12 8 1 60.0 3/ 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) 5 10 0 4/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381) 109 109 12 50.0 4/ 4 HOMUNCULUS (695) 2 1 1 5/ 5 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) %1051 %1167 31 47.4 5/ 5 STINKY MEAT (698) 2 1 0 6- 6*HATEFUL (587) 9 15 0 37.5 6- 6*HATEFUL (587) 1 3 0 7- 7*NIGHT COURT (637) 1 4 0 20.0 7- 7*NIGHT COURT (637) 1 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for SEDAN OF BAN, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing TEH HADDOCK like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was LUCY, who dropped 12 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with VENOMOUS CONCUBINE. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was HOMUNCULUS' CORTICAL GIANT, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by DEPP. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff? Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid THE RUNAROUND, please raise you hand. Wow. Does NIANIA really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch MENTOR DEMENTOR's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from THE RUNAROUND. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, GENERAL PATTERN would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Can any one out there say 'weasel'? Oh well, just saying HEAD CHEESE will do. He challenged 19 points down to trash GENERAL PATTERN. Definition of petty: HEAD CHEESE subdued GENERAL PATTERN, a mismatch of 19 points. Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! This week 13-8-2 HARDY BART was sent to the Dark Arena. I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this. There's got to be more reason for the sending of HARDY BART to the Dark Arena than his record (13-8-2). Anybody got any ideas THE RUNAROUND? Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DEPP 6071 10 1 0 117 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HEAD CHEESE 6081 16 4 0 94 STINKY MEAT (698) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GWAR 6074 9 4 0 83 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) GENERAL PATTERN 5955 15 17 2 76 THE RUNAROUND (381) LUCY 6090 8 2 0 72 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) CORTICAL GIANT 6042 11 5 1 68 HOMUNCULUS (695) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SEDAN OF BAN 6112 6 3 0 58 THE RUNAROUND (381) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TEH HADDOCK 6056 12 16 0 52 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) -SKITZO 4989 1 3 0 38 HATEFUL (587) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -D.N.C. 5428 2 2 0 32 HATEFUL (587) MARINA 6130 4 2 0 30 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GLITTERING REEF 6102 7 6 1 28 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) GUPPY 6111 4 6 1 28 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) CHAZZ 6132 3 1 0 25 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) -EAU DE PERE 5789 2 18 0 24 THE RUNAROUND (381) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CRYINARA 6131 3 2 1 23 THE RUNAROUND (381) -PIG'S FEET 6082 4 3 1 20 STINKY MEAT (698) -OZWEEPAY 5004 2 3 0 19 HATEFUL (587) DEXTER 6140 2 1 0 16 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) -HARRY STONE 5399 1 0 0 13 NIGHT COURT (637) -SCALE MODEL 6039 1 3 0 6 HOMUNCULUS (695) -CHRISTINE SULLIVAN 5398 0 1 0 3 NIGHT COURT (637) TINSELFISHE 6142 0 2 0 3 THE GOLDEN FISH (147) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 CRYINARA 6131 660 NONE BUTTER THE BEST 6066 8 14 0 THE GOLDEN FISH 147 CORTICAL GIANT 6042 658 HARDY BART 6077 13 8 2 THE RUNAROUND 381 BANDIT PRINCE 660 NONE PERSONAL ADS We get ONE standby, and other people get THREE? Not that a lot of other people are hanging around here. I figure it's the post-tourney slump. Two-three. Tedious, but at least our standby was roundly and even gruesomely defeated. That counts for something when you're counting grains of sand. -- THE Haddock Dexter -- That's just BAD of you. So clumsy with your weapon, and STILL you won? Bad Boy! -- Guppy LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HARDY BART was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. HEAD CHEESE won victory over GENERAL PATTERN in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle. DEPP demolished CORTICAL GIANT in a 1 minute uneven Title fight. LUCY was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest. GWAR savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody competition. MARINA lost to FRATSFA SLAVE in a 4 minute bloody fight. TEH HADDOCK was overpowered by SEDAN OF BAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. DEXTER was luckily beaten by GUPPY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee. GLITTERING REEF was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CRYINARA assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CHAZZ viciously subdued TINSELFISHE in a exciting 7 minute brutal novice's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 13 - 0 65 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 2 58 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 2 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 1 46 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 16 - 1 38 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 18 - 1 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 660 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK DEPP 6071 10 1 0 117 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) AIMED BLOW HEAD CHEESE 6081 16 4 0 94 STINKY MEAT (698) BASHING ATTACK CORTICAL GIANT 6042 11 5 1 68 HOMUNCULUS (695) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME The overall popularity leader is HEAD CHEESE 6081. The most popular warrior this turn was CHAZZ 6132. The ten other most popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 6081, GWAR 6074, DEXTER 6140, GUPPY 6111, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, DEPP 6071, MARINA 6130, SEDAN OF BAN 6112, TINSELFISHE 6142, and LUCY 6090. The least popular fighter this week was TEH HADDOCK 6056. The other ten least popular fighters were CORTICAL GIANT 6042, HARDY BART 6077, CRYINARA 6131, GLITTERING REEF 6102, LUCY 6090, TINSELFISHE 6142, SEDAN OF BAN 6112, MARINA 6130, DEPP 6071, and GENERAL PATTERN 5955. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: HEAD CHEESE (2-6081) STINKY MEAT (698) JORMP JUMPER (2-5834) SAM'S TOYS (677) SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA! Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena! If you enjoy arena play without tournament interference, this arena is for you! Only rookie teams may enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge. Turn 0 is due on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18. To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to Mazgourrah (DM 77). Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena. Other no- tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for ADM warriors. Join in the fun! Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in on the ground floor of this new arena! ******************************************************************************** NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team. * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. 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