DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/31/2015 Duedate: 09/12/2015 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-670 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS LUCY MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) (2-6090) [17-3-0,143] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader LUCY IN VINCULIS MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) DOLI CAPAX (706) (2-6090) [17-3-0,143] (2-6155) [2-0-1,56] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LUCY CRYINARA MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-6090) [17-3-0,143] (2-6131) [7-8-1,35] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 40 2. DOLI CAPAX (706) 32 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 3. SPRINGTIME IV (709) 8 Unchartered Team 4. SATAN'S SUPPER (705) 6 5. DELINQUENTZ (511) 1 SATAN'S SUPPER (705) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*SATAN'S SUPPER (705) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 8 4 1 2/ 2*SPRINGTIME IV (709) 2 0 0 100 2/ 2*SATAN'S SUPPER (705) 3 0 0 3/ 3 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 60 34 3 63.8 3/ 3*DOLI CAPAX (706) 3 4 1 4/ 4 DELINQUENTZ (511) 9 7 0 56.3 4/ 4*SPRINGTIME IV (709) 2 0 0 5/ 5 THE RUNAROUND (381) 120 128 13 48.4 5/ 5 THE RUNAROUND (381) 2 7 0 6/ 6*DOLI CAPAX (706) 3 4 1 42.9 6/ 6 DELINQUENTZ (511) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody, watch out for GWAR, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing GENERAL PATTERN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. GENERAL PATTERN lost to GWAR and drops 8 points. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was THE RUNAROUND's SEDAN OF BAN, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by LUCY. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that THE RUNAROUND was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of THE RUNAROUND's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math, try this one: THE RUNAROUND + Weapons That go Boom = MENTOR DEMENTOR + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, CRYINARA would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. In a mismatch, our friend IN VINCULIS of DOLI CAPAX got heroic notions and challenged CHAZZ. What did it get him? A 2-0-1 record, that's what. To the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', CHAZZ was taken out by the lower-ranked IN VINCULIS. (Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?). Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! CUJO defied all odds and slew CLARENCE S. VOLE in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as CLARENCE S. VOLE's meat is notoriously tough. We might as well mark the passing of CHAZZ, who was relatively new to the arena at 6-2-0. Probably killed before his first shave. On a sad note, CHAZZ found an early retirement at the hands of IN VINCULIS this week. I wonder what MENTOR DEMENTOR will be doing about it? Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster. Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIANIA have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LUCY 6090 17 3 0 143 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SEDAN OF BAN 6112 10 9 1 95 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GWAR 6074 14 9 1 87 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) GENERAL PATTERN 5955 18 24 2 80 THE RUNAROUND (381) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IN VINCULIS 6155 2 0 1 56 DOLI CAPAX (706) CRYINARA 6131 7 8 1 35 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CUJO 6186 1 1 1 33 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) UNDIVINE BOVINE 6147 3 0 0 27 SATAN'S SUPPER (705) -EAU DE PERE 5789 2 18 0 24 THE RUNAROUND (381) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ACCUSED FAUN 6176 2 0 0 18 SPRINGTIME IV (709) LOSER #3 6157 1 1 0 14 DOLI CAPAX (706) JOSHUA 4463 0 2 0 2 DELINQUENTZ (511) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CLARENCE S. VOLE 0 0 0 DARK ARENA CUJO 6186 670 NONE CHAZZ 6132 6 2 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR 697 IN VINCULIS 6155 670 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CUJO delivered the death blow upon CLARENCE S. VOLE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. IN VINCULIS delivered the death blow upon CHAZZ in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel. LOSER #3 was viciously subdued by CRYINARA in a popular 2 minute Challenge match. LUCY bested SEDAN OF BAN in a popular 1 minute gory Title contest. GENERAL PATTERN was demolished by GWAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition. UNDIVINE BOVINE vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight. JOSHUA was overpowered by ACCUSED FAUN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 1 - 1 91 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 1 - 0 86 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 28 - 12 - 2 70 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 14 - 2 46 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 10 - 0 41 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 670 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW LUCY 6090 17 3 0 143 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) BASHING ATTACK SEDAN OF BAN 6112 10 9 1 95 THE RUNAROUND (381) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LUCY 6090. The most popular warrior this turn was CRYINARA 6131. The ten other most popular fighters were IN VINCULIS 6155, CUJO 6186, LUCY 6090, LOSER #3 6157, SEDAN OF BAN 6112, GWAR 6074, ACCUSED FAUN 6176, CHAZZ 6132, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, and UNDIVINE BOVINE 6147. The least popular fighter this week was JOSHUA 4463. The other ten least popular fighters were UNDIVINE BOVINE 6147, GENERAL PATTERN 5955, CHAZZ 6132, ACCUSED FAUN 6176, GWAR 6074, SEDAN OF BAN 6112, LOSER #3 6157, LUCY 6090, CUJO 6186, and IN VINCULIS 6155. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: LUCY (2-6090) MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.