DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/14/2016 Duedate: 03/26/2016 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-684 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MAMBA SERPENTS HOLD (700) (2-6100) [6-5-0,103] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MAMBA POSITION IS EMPTY SERPENTS HOLD (700) (2-6100) [6-5-0,103] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite CRYINARA LADY GAGA THE RUNAROUND (381) MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) (2-6131) [16-13-1,84] (2-6243) [1-1-0,9] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE RUNAROUND (381) 39 2. SERPENTS HOLD (700) 32 SERPENTS HOLD (700) 3. FREE WILLIES (710) 0 Unchartered Team 4. SAM'S TOYS (677) 0 5. FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 0 SAMPLE TEAM (205) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*FREE WILLIES (710) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 7 8 0 2- 2 SAM'S TOYS (677) 7 3 0 70.0 2- 2*FREE WILLIES (710) 3 1 0 3/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD (700) 6 5 0 54.5 3/ 3 THE RUNAROUND (381) 3 7 0 4/ 3 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 80 70 5 53.3 4/ 6 SERPENTS HOLD (700) 2 1 0 5- 5*FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 3 3 0 50.0 5- 5 SAM'S TOYS (677) 1 1 0 6/ 6 THE RUNAROUND (381) 144 159 15 47.5 6- 4*FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of NIANIA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, THE RUNAROUND, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CRYINARA win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CRYINARA beat GWAR and GWAR lost 16 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MAMBA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Jim's Tap Room, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From NIANIA's trash dumps? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, CRYINARA was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the NIANIA arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAMBA 6100 6 5 0 103 SERPENTS HOLD (700) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CRYINARA 6131 16 13 1 84 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHAZZ 6132 13 3 1 75 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FIVEHEAD 6222 6 0 1 60 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -EAU DE PERE 5789 2 23 0 29 THE RUNAROUND (381) -MR. MONKEY 5850 1 2 0 27 SAM'S TOYS (677) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME COOL RUN-IN 6213 5 3 1 22 THE RUNAROUND (381) -WILLIE ORWONI 6182 1 0 0 21 FREE WILLIES (710) -TRUE COLOURS 6087 2 0 0 20 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) -SPRING CHICKEN 6085 1 0 0 16 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) VIEWED EWE 6242 1 1 0 11 THE RUNAROUND (381) -WILLIE KARADALL 6185 1 0 0 10 FREE WILLIES (710) LADY GAGA 6243 1 1 0 9 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) -WILLIE HERDUS 6181 1 1 0 8 FREE WILLIES (710) COBAIN 6244 0 2 0 2 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DA1 6245 0 1 0 THE RUNAROUND 381 BLACK ORC 684 NONE FAELYN 6014 0 1 0 WRATHMEN 692 FIVEHEAD 6222 681 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DA1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. CHAZZ was vanquished by MAMBA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. GWAR was defeated by CRYINARA in a 2 minute master's duel. FIVEHEAD devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. COOL RUN-IN bested LADY GAGA in a 2 minute gruesome brawl. VIEWED EWE overpowered COBAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 1 - 1 88 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 7 - 2 70 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 - 0 40 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 32 - 1 33 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 0 14 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 684 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW MAMBA 6100 6 5 0 103 SERPENTS HOLD (700) SLASHING ATTACK CRYINARA 6131 16 13 1 84 THE RUNAROUND (381) WALL OF STEEL CHAZZ 6132 13 3 1 75 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) STRIKING ATTACK FIVEHEAD 6222 6 0 1 60 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is CRYINARA 6131. The most popular warrior this turn was LADY GAGA 6243. The ten other most popular fighters were MAMBA 6100, CRYINARA 6131, FIVEHEAD 6222, COOL RUN-IN 6213, DA1 6245, CHAZZ 6132, VIEWED EWE 6242, COBAIN 6244, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was COBAIN 6244. The other ten least popular fighters were VIEWED EWE 6242, CHAZZ 6132, DA1 6245, COOL RUN-IN 6213, FIVEHEAD 6222, CRYINARA 6131, MAMBA 6100, LADY GAGA 6243, 0, and 0. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: GWAR (2-6074) MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN (610) THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345) HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305) SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX (2347) SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D (7689) COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M (8157) POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR (1021) RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS (2304) ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE (461) CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II (2675) SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV (4884) PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741) T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190) ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405) STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (3373) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes