DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/05/2016    Duedate: 12/17/2016

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-700

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FENZE
2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)
(2-6024) [12-4-1,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FENZE                          EVIL LINT
2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)         SATAN'S LINT (712)
(2-6024) [12-4-1,98]           (2-6280) [2-0-0,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COOL RUN-IN                    SOLOR
THE RUNAROUND (381)            WOS BDK (713)
(2-6213) [11-13-3,80]          (2-6283) [0-2-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)      28
2. SATAN'S LINT (712)           6      2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)
3. WOS BDK (713)                1      Unchartered Team
4. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)        0
5. SAM'S TOYS (677)             0      SATAN'S LINT (712)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SATAN'S LINT (712)         2   0  0  100   1- 2 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)     3  1 0
 2/ 2 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)    28  12  1 70.0   2/ 3 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)    3  2 1
 3- 3 SAM'S TOYS (677)          11   9  0 55.0   3/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381)       3  6 2
 4- 4 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)     96  79  7 54.9   4/ 4*SATAN'S LINT (712)        2  0 0
 5/ 5 THE RUNAROUND (381)      155 200 18 43.7   5- 5 SAM'S TOYS (677)          1  1 0
 6/ 6*WOS BDK (713)              0   2  0  0.0   6/ 6*WOS BDK (713)             0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to THE RUNAROUND, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 2ND DIRE LANCERS stable.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for RITHLO, who flew up 10 points in the rankings after mashing CAPTURED 
ORC like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  It's a proud day for the 2ND DIRE 
LANCERS stable, as their warrior, FENZE, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  An apple 
a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIANIA arena.  Did you 
hear that MENTOR DEMENTOR was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of MENTOR DEMENTOR's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  MENTOR DEMENTOR + Weapons That go Boom = SATAN'S LINT + 
Avoid City.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIANIA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENZE 6024                   12   4  1    98       2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GATLITH 6026                 10   1  0   108       2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOL RUN-IN 6213             11  13  3    80       THE RUNAROUND (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RITHLO 6022                   6   4  0    55       2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)
-COBAIN 6244                   5   3  2    53       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
-LADY GAGA 6243                6   4  0    51       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)
-MR. MONKEY 5850               5   8  0    43       SAM'S TOYS (677)
-EAU DE PERE 5789              2  29  0    35       THE RUNAROUND (381)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DA1 6288                      1   0  1    33       THE RUNAROUND (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVIL LINT 6280                2   0  0    19       SATAN'S LINT (712)
 SOLOR 6283                    0   2  0    14       WOS BDK (713)
-W.C. FIELDS 6275              1   0  0    13       MENTOR DEMENTOR (697)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COOL RUN-IN was devastated by FENZE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RITHLO vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
EVIL LINT won victory over SOLOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW        18 -  22 -  2      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  3      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FENZE 6024                 12   4  1   98 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)
STRIKING ATTACK  RITHLO 6022                 6   4  0   55 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COOL RUN-IN 6213.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SOLOR 6283.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVIL LINT 6280, RITHLO 
6022, FENZE 6024, COOL RUN-IN 6213,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was COOL RUN-IN 6213.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FENZE 6024, RITHLO 6022, EVIL LINT 6280, SOLOR 6283,  0,  0,  
0,  0,  0, and  0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEADLY BEAR 3688 (212-166-0)           1  4  0         THE  BEARS           

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE MONARCH 5688 (94-51-0)            12  3  0         042909A              
THE BUNNY GOD 5631 (17-0-0)            5  3  0         042909A              
SKIDMARK BUG 5711 (90-45-2)            1  4  0         042909A              
BOLD MR. WASABI 5622 (40-12-0)         0  5  0         042909A              

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EDWARD O'HARE 5461 (52-41-0)           5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR A1    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
UGLY STICK 6199 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         GONE FISHIN          
RITHLO 6022 (5-3-0)                    0  2  0         2ND DIRE LANCERS     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAWG 6206 (0-0-0)                      2  3  1         GONE FISHIN          
STRIKE ZONE 6200 (0-0-0)               0  2  0  DEAD   GONE FISHIN          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
W.C. FIELDS 6275 (0-0-0)               6  3  0         MENTOR DEMENTOR      
SAREN WRAP 6261 (0-0-0)                2  2  0  DEAD   THE RUNAROUND        

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE LIZARD KING 5763 (10-5-0)          0  2  0         THE FUNNY FARM       

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE ROCKET 5181 (2-2-1)                4  3  0         FAMOUS HURLERS       
GOLDEN DRAKE 5970 (2-1-0)              3  3  0         INQUISITION SL5      

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCRAT 5793 (1-0-0)                     4  3  0         THE FUNNY FARM       
OUBLIETTE 6002 (3-0-0)                 0  2  0         DUNGEON CELL         

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ACCUSED FAUN 6176 (5-2-0)              8  3  0         SPRINGTIME IV