DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/05/2016 Duedate: 12/17/2016 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-700 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS FENZE 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) (2-6024) [12-4-1,98] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader FENZE EVIL LINT 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) SATAN'S LINT (712) (2-6024) [12-4-1,98] (2-6280) [2-0-0,19] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite COOL RUN-IN SOLOR THE RUNAROUND (381) WOS BDK (713) (2-6213) [11-13-3,80] (2-6283) [0-2-0,14] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) 28 2. SATAN'S LINT (712) 6 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) 3. WOS BDK (713) 1 Unchartered Team 4. MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 0 5. SAM'S TOYS (677) 0 SATAN'S LINT (712) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*SATAN'S LINT (712) 2 0 0 100 1- 2 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 3 1 0 2/ 2 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) 28 12 1 70.0 2/ 3 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) 3 2 1 3- 3 SAM'S TOYS (677) 11 9 0 55.0 3/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381) 3 6 2 4- 4 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) 96 79 7 54.9 4/ 4*SATAN'S LINT (712) 2 0 0 5/ 5 THE RUNAROUND (381) 155 200 18 43.7 5- 5 SAM'S TOYS (677) 1 1 0 6/ 6*WOS BDK (713) 0 2 0 0.0 6/ 6*WOS BDK (713) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to THE RUNAROUND, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 2ND DIRE LANCERS stable. Hey everybody, watch out for RITHLO, who flew up 10 points in the rankings after mashing CAPTURED ORC like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. It's a proud day for the 2ND DIRE LANCERS stable, as their warrior, FENZE, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIANIA arena. Did you hear that MENTOR DEMENTOR was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of MENTOR DEMENTOR's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math, try this one: MENTOR DEMENTOR + Weapons That go Boom = SATAN'S LINT + Avoid City. Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIANIA have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FENZE 6024 12 4 1 98 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GATLITH 6026 10 1 0 108 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME COOL RUN-IN 6213 11 13 3 80 THE RUNAROUND (381) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RITHLO 6022 6 4 0 55 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) -COBAIN 6244 5 3 2 53 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) -LADY GAGA 6243 6 4 0 51 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) -MR. MONKEY 5850 5 8 0 43 SAM'S TOYS (677) -EAU DE PERE 5789 2 29 0 35 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DA1 6288 1 0 1 33 THE RUNAROUND (381) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EVIL LINT 6280 2 0 0 19 SATAN'S LINT (712) SOLOR 6283 0 2 0 14 WOS BDK (713) -W.C. FIELDS 6275 1 0 0 13 MENTOR DEMENTOR (697) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS COOL RUN-IN was devastated by FENZE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. RITHLO vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle. EVIL LINT won victory over SOLOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 - 0 80 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 1 56 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 18 - 22 - 2 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 3 38 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 700 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW FENZE 6024 12 4 1 98 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) STRIKING ATTACK RITHLO 6022 6 4 0 55 2ND DIRE LANCERS (693) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is COOL RUN-IN 6213. The most popular warrior this turn was SOLOR 6283. The ten other most popular fighters were EVIL LINT 6280, RITHLO 6022, FENZE 6024, COOL RUN-IN 6213, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was COOL RUN-IN 6213. The other ten least popular fighters were FENZE 6024, RITHLO 6022, EVIL LINT 6280, SOLOR 6283, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DEADLY BEAR 3688 (212-166-0) 1 4 0 THE BEARS CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE MONARCH 5688 (94-51-0) 12 3 0 042909A THE BUNNY GOD 5631 (17-0-0) 5 3 0 042909A SKIDMARK BUG 5711 (90-45-2) 1 4 0 042909A BOLD MR. WASABI 5622 (40-12-0) 0 5 0 042909A ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME EDWARD O'HARE 5461 (52-41-0) 5 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A1 ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME UGLY STICK 6199 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 GONE FISHIN RITHLO 6022 (5-3-0) 0 2 0 2ND DIRE LANCERS INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HAWG 6206 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 GONE FISHIN STRIKE ZONE 6200 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD GONE FISHIN ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME W.C. FIELDS 6275 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 MENTOR DEMENTOR SAREN WRAP 6261 (0-0-0) 2 2 0 DEAD THE RUNAROUND DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE LIZARD KING 5763 (10-5-0) 0 2 0 THE FUNNY FARM DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE ROCKET 5181 (2-2-1) 4 3 0 FAMOUS HURLERS GOLDEN DRAKE 5970 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 INQUISITION SL5 DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SCRAT 5793 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 THE FUNNY FARM OUBLIETTE 6002 (3-0-0) 0 2 0 DUNGEON CELL DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ACCUSED FAUN 6176 (5-2-0) 8 3 0 SPRINGTIME IV