DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/24/2017 Duedate: 05/06/2017
NIANIA ARENA
DM-2 TURN-710
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EVIL LINT
SATAN'S LINT (712)
(2-6280) [7-3-0,78]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EVIL LINT POSITION IS EMPTY
SATAN'S LINT (712)
(2-6280) [7-3-0,78]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
COOL RUN-IN MR. MONKEY
THE RUNAROUND (381) SAM'S TOYS (677)
(2-6213) [17-17-3,73] (2-5850) [6-8-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SATAN'S LINT (712)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S LINT (712) 15
2. SAM'S TOYS (677) 13 SATAN'S LINT (712)
3. SPRINGTIME IV (709) 0 Unchartered Team
4. THE RUNAROUND (381) -13
5.10 (428)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 SPRINGTIME IV (709) 11 4 1 73.3 1/ 1 SATAN'S LINT (712) 3 0 0
2/ 2 SATAN'S LINT (712) 7 3 0 70.0 2/ 2 THE RUNAROUND (381) 2 6 0
3/ 0 SAM'S TOYS (677) 12 9 0 57.1 3/ 0 SAM'S TOYS (677) 1 0 0
4/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381) 163 215 18 43.1 4- 4 SPRINGTIME IV (709) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, NIANIA? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see EVIL LINT win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly. Our last turn's
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and COOL RUN-IN has made the
way for a new Duelmaster! With COOL RUN-IN clearing the throne, SATAN'S LINT of EVIL
LINT takes a proud seat as NIANIA's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points.
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know
what's new, don't you, NIANIA?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? SPRINGTIME IV was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was THE RUNAROUND. Ha ha ha ha! EAU DE PERE was
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the NIANIA arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of NIANIA. I feel much better now. Paste this one in
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EVIL LINT 6280 7 3 0 78 SATAN'S LINT (712)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOL RUN-IN 6213 17 17 3 73 THE RUNAROUND (381)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR. MONKEY 5850 6 8 0 56 SAM'S TOYS (677)
-ACCUSED FAUN 6176 11 4 1 52 SPRINGTIME IV (709)
EAU DE PERE 5789 3 31 0 40 THE RUNAROUND (381)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LIL LEGS 6304 1 0 0 16 THE RUNAROUND (381)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 6343 0 1 0 THE RUNAROUND 381 BLACK ORC 710 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COOL RUN-IN was devastated by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVIL LINT overcame VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 3 minute gruesome Title match.
EAU DE PERE was viciously subdued by MR. MONKEY in a 2 minute veteran's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 710 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK EVIL LINT 6280 7 3 0 78 SATAN'S LINT (712)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is COOL RUN-IN 6213. The most popular warrior this
turn was MR. MONKEY 5850. The ten other most popular fighters were EVIL LINT 6280,
DA1 6343, COOL RUN-IN 6213, EAU DE PERE 5789, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was EAU DE PERE 5789. The other ten least
popular fighters were COOL RUN-IN 6213, DA1 6343, EVIL LINT 6280, MR. MONKEY 5850,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.