DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2017    Duedate: 05/06/2017

NIANIA ARENA

DM-2    TURN-710

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EVIL LINT
SATAN'S LINT (712)
(2-6280) [7-3-0,78]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EVIL LINT                      POSITION IS EMPTY
SATAN'S LINT (712)             
(2-6280) [7-3-0,78]            

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COOL RUN-IN                    MR. MONKEY
THE RUNAROUND (381)            SAM'S TOYS (677)
(2-6213) [17-17-3,73]          (2-5850) [6-8-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SATAN'S LINT (712)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S LINT (712)          15
2. SAM'S TOYS (677)            13      SATAN'S LINT (712)
3. SPRINGTIME IV (709)          0      Unchartered Team
4. THE RUNAROUND (381)        -13
                                       5.10 (428)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SPRINGTIME IV (709)       11   4  1 73.3   1/ 1 SATAN'S LINT (712)        3  0 0
 2/ 2 SATAN'S LINT (712)         7   3  0 70.0   2/ 2 THE RUNAROUND (381)       2  6 0
 3/ 0 SAM'S TOYS (677)          12   9  0 57.1   3/ 0 SAM'S TOYS (677)          1  0 0
 4/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381)      163 215 18 43.1   4- 4 SPRINGTIME IV (709)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NIANIA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see EVIL LINT win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Our last turn's 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and COOL RUN-IN has made the 
way for a new Duelmaster!  With COOL RUN-IN clearing the throne, SATAN'S LINT of EVIL 
LINT takes a proud seat as NIANIA's new Duelmaster, by virtue of recognition points.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, NIANIA?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  SPRINGTIME IV was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was THE RUNAROUND.  Ha ha ha ha!  EAU DE PERE was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the NIANIA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of NIANIA.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVIL LINT 6280                7   3  0    78       SATAN'S LINT (712)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOL RUN-IN 6213             17  17  3    73       THE RUNAROUND (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. MONKEY 5850               6   8  0    56       SAM'S TOYS (677)
-ACCUSED FAUN 6176            11   4  1    52       SPRINGTIME IV (709)
 EAU DE PERE 5789              3  31  0    40       THE RUNAROUND (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIL LEGS 6304                 1   0  0    16       THE RUNAROUND (381)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 6343                0  1 0 THE RUNAROUND 381    BLACK ORC             710  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COOL RUN-IN was devastated by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVIL LINT overcame VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 3 minute gruesome Title match.
EAU DE PERE was viciously subdued by MR. MONKEY in a 2 minute veteran's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 710 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   EVIL LINT 6280              7   3  0   78 SATAN'S LINT (712)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COOL RUN-IN 6213.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MR. MONKEY 5850.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVIL LINT 6280, 
DA1 6343, COOL RUN-IN 6213, EAU DE PERE 5789,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was EAU DE PERE 5789.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COOL RUN-IN 6213, DA1 6343, EVIL LINT 6280, MR. MONKEY 5850,  
0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.